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Anonymous No.96044255 >>96044305 >>96044344 >>96044608 >>96044658 >>96062234 >>96155676 >>96177676 >>96222795
Kobold thread
Discuss all things kobold related here. Gnomes fuck off.
Anonymous No.96044284 >>96044305 >>96177664
Anonymous No.96044305
>>96044255 (OP)
>>96044284
gross and dumb
Anonymous No.96044310 >>96044334 >>96045221 >>96058955 >>96061247 >>96222738 >>96226502 >>96293166
Lizard or dog?
Tits or no tits?
Anonymous No.96044334
>>96044310
This is the same discussion every time this thread appears, lizard unless you're a weeb or uber traditionalist and tits depending on how horny you are at the moment, but I don't think you're here for Traditional Games discussion, I think you're here because you're a furfag
Anonymous No.96044344 >>96044358
>>96044255 (OP)
kobolds can't wear plate armor sorry they're uncivilised and retarded and will get KOS in any area not kobold territory sorry op but you have to make a new character
Anonymous No.96044358 >>96044369 >>96044477 >>96071923
>>96044344
The best feeling is playing a sincerely good member of a typically-evil race. Proving you are better than the world's expectations, overcoming bigotry, etc.
Anonymous No.96044369 >>96044379
>>96044358
What constitutes being "sincerely good" to a kobold?
Anonymous No.96044375 >>96044379 >>96046841 >>96134051
Is this just becoming a general thread? How often do you post this exact OP while just cycling a different image?
Anonymous No.96044379
>>96044369
Depends on the character. Kobolds are normally highly loyal, protective, insular, and hard-working. All of these traits can be extended to a party of adventurers.

>>96044375
Honestly I'm just inspired by the periodic [x race] threads and wanted one for kobolds.
Anonymous No.96044405 >>96071117 >>96147730 >>96172179
The only truly invalid type of kobold are the gnomey types. Lizards, dogs, weird goat dragon things, rats, all valid kobolds.
Anonymous No.96044477 >>96044507 >>96072939
>>96044358
Good luck u will still get KOS cuz of your race lol also you can't speak common
Anonymous No.96044507
>>96044477
>also you can't speak common
maybe in your homebrew
Anonymous No.96044552 >>96044919
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Anonymous No.96044608 >>96044616
>>96044255 (OP)
Traditional games?
Anonymous No.96044616 >>96044624
>>96044608
Yeah, they're from em. Neat huh?
Anonymous No.96044624 >>96044653 >>96045741
>>96044616
Ever used them? How did it go? Care to show notes?
Anonymous No.96044653 >>96044784
>>96044624
>Ever used them?
Many times, both sides of the DM screen. Villains, allies, and players alike. My all-time favorite character was a kobold dragonfire adept in a 3.5 game actually.
>How did it go?
Well the players love to hate them as villains, love them as allies, and love being them as players. I quite enjoyed my Riilga.
>Care to show notes?
Sure, here's that aforementioned character:
https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheets/#id=2428679
Anonymous No.96044658 >>96044666 >>96047447 >>96094013 >>96272954
>>96044255 (OP)
All Kobolds, no matter if dragon, dog, rodent or regular midget, should be German for origin reference and flavor.
Anonymous No.96044666 >>96045226 >>96046090 >>96062176 >>96264882
>>96044658
Extermely based
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Anonymous No.96044784 >>96045109
>>96044653
Don't feed the troll, report him.
Anonymous No.96044808
Furry spam thread No.30.
Yiff in hell filth, and take your disgusting beastiophilia with you.
Anonymous No.96044908 >>96072323 >>96094955
What about a race of aquatic kobolds based on seals?
Anonymous No.96044919
>>96044552
The "messing up" of this dog-bold makes it look more like a hyena to me.
Anonymous No.96045109
>>96044784
It's not a troll. I actually think that German kobolds are neat and og German folktales about them are rad.
Anonymous No.96045221
>>96044310
In my homebrew kobolds are lizards and all female. They are the same species as dragons but they work more like bees. Dragons are all male, with hundreds of kobolds serving them and they ocasionally produce rotal jelly that makes kobold grow in size and wings and she becomes the dragon's concubine and very month lays a clutch of 10-20 eggs, from which one of 100000 is male offspring. Kobolds are busy rearing the young and foraging for food and from time to time they take pilgrimage with correspondence and gifts between different dragons, so not all the kobolds are related to dragon they serve.
Anonymous No.96045226 >>96045584
>>96044666
>British revolver
>American shotguns
>German grenades
Pick a side damn it.
Anonymous No.96045584 >>96054957
>>96045226
They imported whatever was the cheapest.
Anonymous No.96045741
>>96044624
I think they're the perfect monsters for fighting 1st level characters in 5e. Level 1 5e characters get so few hit points that a lot of monsters can one-shot them with good rolls, which can feel like bullshit. But with only 1d4+2 damage, the basic kobold is one of the few humanoids that don't cause this issue. Plus kobolds are supposed to be clever, so you can keep the dungeon interesting with traps, ambushes, etc.
Anonymous No.96046057
What about dog kobolds?
Anonymous No.96046090 >>96252187
>>96044666
Trench bolds my beloved
Anonymous No.96046724 >>96051409
Anonymous No.96046841
>>96044375
Look at his little hat!
Anonymous No.96047447 >>96047967 >>96051271 >>96053111 >>96272901
>>96044658
>G*rman
>insecure
>disliked by most
>mild incompetence
>ego outstrips capability
>fight everyone all the time
>constantly fight each other, albeit not too seriously
>constantly bothered by invasions
>speak with a strong weird accent
>cannot into space
Clearly, the kobolds are Polish.
Anonymous No.96047967
>>96047447
huh.
can't argue with that logic.
Anonymous No.96051271 >>96054633
>>96047447
Kobolds absolutely can into space, they're extremely compact and do not care at all about health and safety. They will plant the first flag on the moon if they have to make a staircase to it with their bodies
Anonymous No.96051409 >>96054633
>>96046724
Honestly I'm more mad about the HAIR than the tits. How hard is it to make some attractive looking frills?
Anonymous No.96053111 >>96152671
>>96047447
No, Goblins are Polish. That's why they clash with the Kobolds.
Anonymous No.96054633 >>96054764 >>96061084
>>96051271
>They will plant the first flag on the moon if they have to make a staircase to it with their bodies
I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified by how well it applies.
I'd rather have them sent to space by someone more competent than witness such horrors.

>>96051409
Consider this: plumage. Granted, it looks nothing like it on the pic, but sufficiently small feathers, quills, or whatever could work as faux hair for those that absolutely need to have a haircut as part of the character design.
Anonymous No.96054699 >>96054764 >>96059044
So these are just furry porn threads right?
Anonymous No.96054764
>>96054633
>Consider this: plumage. Granted, it looks nothing like it on the pic, but sufficiently small feathers, quills, or whatever could work as faux hair for those that absolutely need to have a haircut as part of the character design.
Quills sound cool!

>>96054699
There's porn itt?
Anonymous No.96054911
i want to sex one
Anonymous No.96054957 >>96063253
>>96045584
Brodie helmets and shotguns would suggest they're American. Webley revolvers were not officially adopted by the US, but officers could pick weapons to their liking. Grenades could be battlefield loot.
Anonymous No.96058955 >>96222738
>>96044310
Western style dragons have scales so their kobold servants would be reptilian. Eastern dragons are fluffy so their kobold servants have fur.
Anonymous No.96059044
>>96054699
I wish
Anonymous No.96061084
>>96054633
>I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified by how well it applies.
>I'd rather have them sent to space by someone more competent than witness such horrors.
They wouldn't be kobold if they were willing to simply allow someone else to handhold them into space, relentless pride is part of what makes them what they are.
Anonymous No.96061247
>>96044310
>Lizard
>No Tits
Anonymous No.96062176 >>96139447
>>96044666
>An army of midgets armed with .410 shotguns.
At the very least they're fighting another army of midgets armed with .22 rifles.
Anonymous No.96062234 >>96222738
>>96044255 (OP)
>Draw an anime girl
>Give her a cutesy lizard snout
>Call her a kobold
Cringe
Anonymous No.96063253
>>96054957
Foxhole maxxing
Anonymous No.96066404 >>96066987 >>96067030 >>96067056 >>96152756
>inb4 not a single fucking one of you stupid furfag niggers have ever even heard of the game called Neverwinter Nights, and no I don't mean the fucking MMO, I mean the OG private server only one that came out in the fucking 90s made by bioware that had possibly the most famous and most based NPC character of all fucking time, a doomsayer Kobold bard named DEEKIN

Fuck you zoomers.
Anonymous No.96066987
>>96066404
Rude
Anonymous No.96067030
>>96066404
Meepo is superior, as he exercised his second amendment right.
Anonymous No.96067056
>>96066404
>a doomsayer Kobold bard named DEEKIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbpXemgGx3s
Anonymous No.96071117
>>96044405
I would validate that kobold if you know what I mean!
Anonymous No.96071372 >>96071523 >>96094979 >>96116860
Not sure this is the place but can I get some trap ideas for D&D? Like mechanics wise. I Dm'd for the first time awhile ago and had the players fight a kobold den under the premise that the bolds kidnapped a child from a nearby village and the player were paid to get them back. Ambushes were easy to come up with and I did make some pit traps (since I knew how fall damaged work), noise maker traps to alert the bolds, as well as a bolder trap that was pushed from a ledge into a doorway to cut off half the party in a room where the bolds fired down on them from above with slings. But I had no idea how to make more complex traps. Was hopping for some ideas and how they'd work in game incase I ever wanted to run a kobold dungeon again.
Anonymous No.96071523 >>96071651
>>96071372
Pit traps: snakes, hungry animals, the works. Fall damage + a tussle with the animals.
Floor covered with oil for all your slip, slide 'n' burn needs. Slips and subsequent falls, sliding around and bumping into things, and burning, lots and lots of burning.
Flooding rooms: water, sand, poison/sleep/hallucinogenic/flammable gas via smoke bombs tossed inside. Drowning for water, add crushing to the sand, gasses might need some fiddling with the effects, I think?
(Al)chemical minefield: bunch of tiny vessels spread on the floor, whose content turns to gas/vapor once broken, may self-ignite too, causing an explosion. Look at various spells and try to make some spell-like effect?
Cage traps, both empty cage to trap PCs, and cages with animals dropped on them. Snakes are an all-time classic for this one. Material destruction for cages, and animal combat if the cage was full, I guess?
Tripwire traps: logs or stones falling down the stairway from tripwire in the middle of it, log with metal spikes in it swinging from the ceiling… Crushing damage stuff? Swap spikes for some shoddy spears with appropriate stats maybe?

>how to make more complex traps
Traps are either a dangerous thing, or a dangerous thing set off by a trigger.
A witless peon either touches the dangerous thing and dies…
…or he touches the trigger mechanism and it activates the dangerous thing that kills him.
A trigger can be passive, like a tripwire, or it could be active, like a (sacrificial) guard animal, or some 'bold on watch duty triggering it.
Channel your inner whatshisname Kramer from the Saw series and do your best anon.
Anonymous No.96071651
>>96071523
thanks anon. I'll try these when my forever DM burns himself out again and needs a brake from DMing to recharge.
Anonymous No.96071887 >>96072125
You stayin' comfy out there in your dung filled shit hole mines, Koboldshits?
Anonymous No.96071923 >>96072939 >>96078836 >>96080966 >>96131725 >>96178499
>>96044358
>it is le bigotry to guard you children and livestock against predation from swarms of inherently evil and rapacious low-intelligence subhuman monsters
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.96072125
>>96071887
>The average gnome apologist
>The average kobold enthusiast
Anonymous No.96072323
>>96044908
That would be cool.
Anonymous No.96072939
>>96044477
>>96071923
Exactly, this is why monster races are great to play, they're a challenge
Anonymous No.96077303 >>96122450
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Anonymous No.96078836 >>96082267
>>96071923
>Kobolds
>Rapacious
Not everyone thinks with their cloaca, mammal.
Anonymous No.96080966 >>96085147
>>96071923
Inherently evil mortal races don't exist in most settings.
Anonymous No.96082267 >>96082746
>>96078836
You need to open a dictionary.
Anonymous No.96082746
>>96082267
Common isn't his first language cmon
Anonymous No.96085147 >>96152681
>>96080966
dragons are Always X I guess? but dragons are weird
Anonymous No.96094013
>>96044658
>dumb little retards that start fights and always lose
based
Anonymous No.96094955
>>96044908
Seals work better for mermaids/sirens along with dolphins. All the biology problems solved and they have limited mobility on land. Think about it.
Maybe turtles would be better for kobolds?
Anonymous No.96094979 >>96100045
>>96071372
How about viet cong traps?
Anonymous No.96099728 >>96100045 >>96100408 >>96101013 >>96101177 >>96110791
In my homebrew setting, kobolds can't sleep well unless they cuddle with each other in a big pile, or with a medium sized humanoid.
Anonymous No.96100045
>>96094979
Genuinely pretty inspiring. Thanks anon.

>>96099728
Based
Anonymous No.96100408
>>96099728
Reminds me of sharks.
Anonymous No.96101013 >>96101065 >>96101263
>>96099728
So, are they cold-blooded or do they have poor thermoregulation?
A kobold cuddle pile sounds comfy, though.
>inb4 kobolds are threatened even in their dreams and need numbers, or a powerful ally to defend against nightmares
Can even be purely psychological. Something something stresses of kobold life, something something trauma.
Anonymous No.96101065 >>96101121 >>96102234
>>96101013
Kobolds are mesothermic, changing their body temperature in response to external stimuli. To a mammal, they're always the cool side of the pillow
Anonymous No.96101121
>>96101065
>To a mammal, they're always the cool side of the pillow.
>tfw living in 40+Β°C/100+Β°F heat
I need one, stat.
Anonymous No.96101177 >>96110791
>>96099728
Don't believe their lies. They just want to touch your pp after you fall asleep.
Anonymous No.96101263
>>96101013
Them needing to "gang up" against nightmares by cuddling together is just insufferably cute, I love it
Anonymous No.96102234
>>96101065
Anonymous No.96103495 >>96104543
I was talking to a friend about a small, roughly Waist-high lizard-like Reptilian Alien Species I use for my Sci-fi games.
when I was explaining them as basically being spacefaring Salvagers who love tinkering with old Technology and have a tendency to accidentally maim themselves with said tinkering, my friend said "so they are basically space Kobolds?"
and now I can't unsee that I basically just created Sci-fi kobolds while trying to come up with Ideas for a 'friendly' Reptilian species while filling my setting with non-humanoid Aliens
Anonymous No.96104543
>>96103495
That's hilarious and awesome
Anonymous No.96110791 >>96111629
>>96099728
I'm stealing that idea for the next kobold character.
Even if it's not the fault of biology, I'm taking that as a personal quirk.
This is just too cute not to do something with.
>>96101177
Why not both? It's called multitasking.
What starts with heat sharing ends with touching booba.
Acting adorable improves your odds of surviving said touching too.
"Booba boop" for a muzzle boop is fair trade as well.
Anonymous No.96111629 >>96112278
>>96110791
>I'm stealing that idea for the next kobold character.
You have played kobold character before?
Anonymous No.96112278 >>96113333 >>96130585
>>96111629
I have. D&D 3.5, was about to start wizarding our shit up, but then IRL happened and our party fell apart.
The keks I've had from gently bullying the other kobold PC that was a shy, yet also a shameless fag.
I think this might be my first encounter with someone playing a stright-up femboy character, now that I think about it.
And no, I didn't do anything with him, he was sort of an adopted younger brother.
So it was more about playing interference with illusion magic outside, while he jacked it in a toilet stall.

Somewhat related question. How do I weasel my way into playing as such a niche race, should I manage to get into another campaign? Assuming I'm not doing it for any degenerate purpose, of course.
The aforementioned party was half degenerates, half sorta serious, me and DM being the non-degenerates.
We were pretty much okay with the other two fagging it up "off-screen", and everyone was cool with the whole tiny lizard people thing too.
Now I'm worried I may not find such a based group of dorks to play with again.
Also, fuck D&D, and fuck vancian magic system, they both be gay.
Anonymous No.96113333 >>96116509
>>96112278
That sounds adorable. You ever played a dragonfire adept? My favorite magic subsystem in 3.5
Anonymous No.96116509
>>96113333
The femboy fagbold and his buttbuddy were completely new to tabletops, and I was somewhat new as well.
So DM went with a basic D&D 3.5 set, since it's better known than possible alternatives and would be simple enough to break us all in.
I'd prefer something less restrictive, but he didn't want to overwhelm people with alternative systems and whatnot.
Anonymous No.96116860
>>96071372
https://media.wizards.com/2014/downloads/dnd/TuckersKobolds.pdf

In case you haven't read the original. You don't need super complex traps. Just incredibly unfair and cunning home advantage.
Anonymous No.96122450 >>96127745
>>96077303
Small character + Giant weapon will always be my favorite to see.
Anonymous No.96127745
>>96122450
Anonymous No.96130585 >>96131761 >>96133192
>>96112278
>Somewhat related question. How do I weasel my way into playing as such a niche race, should I manage to get into another campaign? Assuming I'm not doing it for any degenerate purpose, of course.
pick a class that his helped by their racial stats and just say you're trying out some lesser picked races to see if you like them or not. Than once you get a feel for how the rest of the party and DM act either just play them straight or if they're a more lax group start having your character to dumb shit in there down time and see where it goes.
Anonymous No.96131725
>>96071923
>kill yourself, he says
>mfw there is no need because after talking to him I have cancer

But what about 'the good ones'?

Honestly conservatives are even more up their own ARSE than the liberals. You are so rabid about anti woke shit an so focussed on a bunch of spergs who think the setting is fascist in undertones because it has all orks as evil, that you sperg out yourself and can't even enjoy a simple scenario that would appeal to conservatives like 'guy becomes a credit to his race'. You even sperg out at the liberals who are playing the game as if they're the same as the woke spergs.

And it's jolly funny to watch!
Anonymous No.96131761
>>96130585
This might be difficult to pull off.
I.e. picking a wizard and going hog on INT.

On the other hand, in my old group I explained it, more for the the RP and "informing the DM" reasons, as being a servant of a now-dead wizard and, possibly, one of the experiments to create a smarter breed of kobold servants.
Hence the above-average intelligence and an aptitude for magic of the same school as the dead master's, and with one of the used surgical tools as an arcane focus. It was Necromancy. When in necromancer's tower… do as the he tells you or your reanimated corpse will do it
I figured, being smarter also left enough wiggle room for a non-racial alignment. Started off neutral, but later shifted to CN as it was more fitting, according to DM. Makes sense, to be honest.
Guess I better practice backstory bullshit to justify it without being heavy-handed.
Anonymous No.96131902 >>96300686
First for dogbolds are cuter.
Anonymous No.96132030 >>96133757
Anonymous No.96133192
>>96130585
>pick a class that his helped by their racial stats and just say you're trying out some lesser picked races to see if you like them or not.
I mean that's why I went with Rogue, even if I forgot to actually spend points on Disarm Trap.
Anonymous No.96133757
>>96132030
What game is this from?
Anonymous No.96134051
>>96044375
HE GOT A LITTLE LIGHT ON HIS NOGGIN!! :D
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Anonymous No.96139447 >>96139473 >>96139687 >>96140996 >>96152743 >>96178582 >>96178628
>>96062176
Yeah I've been thinking about this, wdyd when your troops are this small and can't fire large calibers? Do you field a wall of them to fire several volleys at once and pray for the best?
Anonymous No.96139473
>>96139447
Give 'em large calibers anyway. First shot is into the ground so the kickback rocket jumps them over the enemy, second volley is death from above.
Anonymous No.96139687 >>96152983
>>96139447
Crew served weapons.
Anonymous No.96140996 >>96141496
>>96139447
Historically manlets races have had no problems using full power rifle cartridges.
Anonymous No.96141228 >>96141411 >>96141478
Anonymous No.96141411 >>96145280 >>96152955 >>96161844
>>96141228
Anonymous No.96141478
>>96141228
I mean BOTH.
Anonymous No.96141496
>>96140996
It's funny that part of the reason the US stuck with 556 for so long was SEA.
Anonymous No.96145280 >>96145354
>>96141411
>Fur kobold is some random furfaggot instead of anything trying to resemble Japanese kobolds
Trash drawing.
Anonymous No.96145354 >>96147730 >>96172179
>>96145280
Posting the trve furbold
Anonymous No.96147730 >>96148661 >>96152654 >>96161997
>>96145354
>>96044405
I never understood the fur thing on the small dragonlings. Is it because the dragon fucked a human or a some sort of other mammal? Seriously what is with the fur?
Anonymous No.96148661 >>96161859 >>96164955 >>96166806
>>96147730
Anonymous No.96152654
>>96147730
If kobolds are descendent or created from dragons, wouldn't the species of dragon ancestor influence the resulting kobolds?
So, something like eastern snake dragon would result in fluffy 'bolds, while the european dragon results in regular scaled kobolds.
Imagine what kobolds would look like if you use other than those two species as a base.
Anonymous No.96152671 >>96187581
>>96053111
Goblins are Russian.
Orcs are Italian.
Anonymous No.96152681 >>96162732
>>96085147
Dragons aren’t mortal
Immortality is a prerequisite for β€œalways x” alignment, best mortals can do is β€œusually x”
You will notice that settings where dragons are less immortal, they are less inflexible in morality
Anonymous No.96152743
>>96139447
Mechanised warfare. When you can build a vehicle that is a third of the size with nearly equivalent firepower you get a whole host of advantages over your enemy.
Anonymous No.96152756
>>96066404
It's time for you to go to sleep, grandpa.
Anonymous No.96152955 >>96155345 >>96155667 >>96233887
>>96141411
Anonymous No.96152983
>>96139687
Anonymous No.96155345
>>96152955
I like overlapping the D&D and furry ones.
Anonymous No.96155667
>>96152955
There should definitly be another dog/fox branching off of Japan with heavy furry overlap. It serves a dragon so close enough I guess?
Anonymous No.96155676 >>96195040 >>96227688
>>96044255 (OP)
How do you guys feel about dog kobolds

In my last game our dm introduced the idea that both existed and were in basically a perpetual blood feud over who was the β€œreal” Kobold race and it was pretty funny to run it that way
Anonymous No.96155972 >>96157184
Anonymous No.96157184
>>96155972
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Anonymous No.96161844 >>96162398 >>96164510
>>96141411
i hate discusting fur and scale niggers so much.
Anonymous No.96161859 >>96162398 >>96163502
>>96148661
>uwu nyaaa cuute -w- fwuffy fluffy teehee cutie patootie

fucking faggot shit fucking queer homo fag shit for gay nogs who goon
Anonymous No.96161997 >>96162398 >>96163928
>>96147730
I genuinely don't know the catalyst but for me the interest began because this artist Guoh drew kobolds with what looked like tufts of fur (they're apparently not).
Anonymous No.96162398 >>96162884
>>96161997
Yeah that guy draws kobolds really well. I love his artstyle.

>>96161844
>>96161859
This isn't meant as advice but if I was this retarded I would simply kill myself.
Anonymous No.96162732
>>96152681
>Dragons aren’t mortal
Draconomicon says otherwise, their maximum age is based on their charisma score allowing them to live for thousands of years. 5e doesn't give exact numbers but it says they can live for over 1000 years.
Anonymous No.96162884 >>96163493 >>96163834
>>96162398
if i kill my self I win and I need to loose
Anonymous No.96163379
Somebody post more Kobold pics I'm booooored
Anonymous No.96163493
>>96162884
And they told me no is just a spicy yes!
Anonymous No.96163502 >>96164955
>>96161859
Imagine not liking cute things like a joyless cunt.
Anonymous No.96163834
>>96162884
Fuck it I respect it
Anonymous No.96163928
>>96161997
Guoh? Will have to look them up
Anonymous No.96164510
>>96161844
Blame Sirtech, they're the reason dogbolds exist.
Anonymous No.96164955 >>96164994 >>96166252 >>96166322 >>96201200
>>96163502
becuase likeing cute things is for faggots and queers suffering is the only thing that's real. cuteness makes man into weak sissis who then fetishizes their weakness and become trannies. satanic tranny sissie hypnossis is the feuture for all creatures that make and enjoy art like
>>96148661
this
Anonymous No.96164994 >>96165057
>>96164955
seek mental help
Anonymous No.96165057
>>96164994
NIGGER I AM THE HELP
Anonymous No.96166252
>>96164955
Are you the same guy from earlier? Just take your damn meds and leave this thread.
Anonymous No.96166322 >>96167511
>>96164955
>likeing cute things is for faggots and queers
You heard it here folks, liking cute women means you're gay.
Anonymous No.96166806
>>96148661
>do you prefer your kobolds furry or scaly?
>split the difference!
Anonymous No.96167511 >>96167573 >>96167765 >>96170872
>>96166322
woman are not CUTE thie HOT and SEXUAL ATTRACTIVE thier a differncee
Anonymous No.96167573 >>96167723
>>96167511
>woman are not CUTE thie HOT and SEXUAL ATTRACTIVE
This is your brain on gooning.
Anonymous No.96167723 >>96167765 >>96170872
>>96167573
no no no i want to desexualised the word cute. cuteness has been creeply and cringly linked with sexynes and hottness. when you say
>wow that girl is cute i want to stick my penis in her
is down stream to
>I want to fuck a dog and puppie becuase puppies are cute and girls are cute so thier for its one in the same

call me mental or retarded but its true
Anonymous No.96167765 >>96167908 >>96168038
>>96167511
You do realize the blue kobold is male, right?
>>96167723
>i want to desexualised the word cute.
Nobody sexualized the blue kobold. You just went on a rant that had nothing to do with anything, claiming everything cute is for fags, which would include all those puppies.
Anonymous No.96167908 >>96167914 >>96201200
>>96167765
ya but i hate cute things becuase its so sexulized the only way to not become a zoophile or worse is by hating cute things
Anonymous No.96167914
>>96167908
Anonymous No.96168038 >>96172110
>>96167765
>You do realize the blue kobold is male, right?
Say WHAT? Welp, now I'm starting to understand Steve Irvin's habit of sticking finger up a lizard's bum.
You can't tell the sexes apart otherwise. I leave the question of whether or not you should up to the reader, however.
Anonymous No.96168138
Anonymous No.96168141
Anonymous No.96170872 >>96172124 >>96201200
>>96167511
>>96167723
Nah senpai you're just a man loving queer. Cuteness is what seperates men from women, you're just coping about your love of cock.
Anonymous No.96172110 >>96172124 >>96172149 >>96172208
>>96168038
Or just look at all the other kobold characters drawn by the artist and see the females got tits while males do not. Even the dragon lady in the comic has tits.
Anonymous No.96172124 >>96172170 >>96172208
>>96170872
There's cute dudes tho

>>96172110
You shouldn't bully the blind like that Anon
Anonymous No.96172149 >>96172179
>>96172110
...there are other kobolds by this artist?
Anonymous No.96172170 >>96172520
>>96172124
>There's cute dudes tho
Yeah and they look like women. Women who aren't cute look like men, anon likes men.
Anonymous No.96172179 >>96172193
>>96172149
Waspsalad: >>96044405 & >>96145354
Not gonna lie, as much as Namari loves leg pouches, I have a thing for tail pouches.
Anonymous No.96172193
>>96172179
Adorable. I like tail pouches too now.
Anonymous No.96172208
>>96172110
>lizard tits
Guess that settles it then, I'm fucking retarded.
Still, what with the wings and all, I thought the other one was from a different race or something.
Kobolds all could've followed lizard anatomy and be lacking in the booba department, for all I know.
Would still cuddle n-no homo
>>96172124
Not blind, just retarded.
Anonymous No.96172520
>>96172170
Nah man, I've seen tall, broad shouldered, bearded dudes with a smile that lights up the room.
Anonymous No.96175131 >>96175174
I'm seeing a lot of kobolds with weapons and armor, but not with tools and traps β€” something kobolds are actually proficient with.
Anonymous No.96175174 >>96175954
>>96175131
They'd be pretty lousy traps if you could see them.
Anonymous No.96175954 >>96177466
>>96175174
They're invisible AFTER they've been placed.
>setting up deadly traps with already-invisible components
Codex OSHA does not support this action.
Anonymous No.96177466 >>96178090 >>96180763
>>96175954
What if the traps are already set?
What if the kobold itself is a trap?
Anonymous No.96177664
>>96044284
first post aryan post
Anonymous No.96177676 >>96177977 >>96178004
>>96044255 (OP)
Is this a valid kobold?
Anonymous No.96177977
>>96177676
No but I'd pet her
Anonymous No.96178004
>>96177676
That's a kitsune. Still cute though.
Anonymous No.96178090 >>96178278
>>96177466
Kobolds in low- or single-sex environments change sex according to 5e lore, so that is a distinct possibility.
Anonymous No.96178278 >>96179952
>>96178090
It's not going to be a low-sex environment once I get my hands on them.
Anonymous No.96178499
>>96071923
I'll have you know that Kobolds are rapacious, average intelligence subhuman monsters.
Anonymous No.96178582
>>96139447
Kobolds have darkvision and are like, 3 feet tall, give them all knives and pistols and send them on night raids, they'll kill so many people.

On the flip side, they'd also do great work as scouts or medics because they're harder to spot and therefore harder to shoot.
Anonymous No.96178628 >>96179952
>>96139447
Dig Trenches, and from those trenches, dig tunnels and in those tunnels, carry out sapping operations.
Also some praying for the best.
Anonymous No.96179952
>>96178628
When in doubt blow shit up

>>96178278
Based
Anonymous No.96180763 >>96182675 >>96189135
>>96177466
>What if the kobold itself is a trap?
Anonymous No.96182675 >>96183327 >>96189135
>>96180763
Behold the peak of kobold engineering
Anonymous No.96183327 >>96186643 >>96186750 >>96189135
>>96182675
Always thought kobolds had that subtle little streak of slav retardation.
Along with the "fuck it, it'll work this time" attitude from the same source.
Little gremlin energy, steeped in an insatiable curiosity to fuck around and find out.
How much would it piss off a dogbold if you call him an underdog?
Would that be an insult of some sort? Shit like this keeps me awake at night.
Anonymous No.96186643 >>96189135
>>96183327
Fucking around and finding out is the driving force behind kobold society.

He'd definitely bite you.
Anonymous No.96186750
>>96183327
Maybe the "dog" part, but probably not the "under". Under is good. Under is deeper. Deeper is safer. Deeper is gems and metal, water and heat.
Anonymous No.96187581 >>96190299
>>96152671
orcs are spaniards, they don't do shit from 1pm to 4pm
Anonymous No.96189135 >>96189176 >>96190299
>>96180763
>>96182675
>>96183327
>>96186643
I really think you're just copying goblins here.
Anonymous No.96189176
>>96189135
In most settings, goblins are not very industrious or capable of more than tribal level ingenuity.
Things like warcraft goblins, while not exactly rare, still are the exception.
Goblins and kobold have always been kind of treading on each others toes to be honest.
Anonymous No.96190299
>>96187581
An orc would never go that long without killing people and stealing shit.

>>96189135
Not copying. Perfecting.
Anonymous No.96194206
Anonymous No.96194729 >>96196317
I want to play a cleric kobold now
Anonymous No.96195040
>>96155676
Sounds neat, your DM seems to understand world building in a fun way.
Anonymous No.96196317
>>96194729
Do it! Glory to Bahamut.

Nice pic btw
Anonymous No.96200927 >>96201030 >>96202736 >>96203736 >>96234145
Have you played a kobold?

I played a kobold rogue in a 5e game. I went thief + healer feat, and spent half the time sniping people from rooftops and the other half healing the lads. Fun character.
Anonymous No.96201030 >>96201076
>>96200927
Closest I got was a 4e dragonborn, which is where I learned that 4e doesn't let you sneak attack with battleaxes.
Anonymous No.96201076
>>96201030
Sounds like a cool character. Dragonborn are just big kobolds anyway.
Anonymous No.96201200 >>96226444
>>96164955
>>96170872
You might as well kill yourself right now with that attitude.

Gritty and cute are not mutually exclusive. The most popular aesthetic in the 90s was this kind of ugly-cute look. Things like Ren and Stimpy and Earthworm Jim show that you can absolutely make something that's pleasant to look at without making it girly.

>>96167908
Okay, at this point I think there's something deeply wrong with you. What the fuck.
Anonymous No.96202736 >>96210421
>>96200927
Kobold wizard in 3.5.
I had to fuck around with stats to fight the low-ish INT and ended up having the strength of a wet noodle.
On the flipside, people seldom expect pint-sized lizards known for being dimwits to lob fireballs at people.
Anonymous No.96203736 >>96203744 >>96206711
>>96200927
Three times so far. All of them in 5e.
First was battlesmith artificer. Had her own little robot army with the steel defender and the homunculus servant. Was an extreme draconic supremacist and very proud of her inventions.
Anonymous No.96203744 >>96203753 >>96206711 >>96210421
>>96203736
Then a fathomless warlock whose patron was a sea dragon godess he kinda had a crush on even though he hasn't seen her yet.
He got some shark features as part of their pact. Was part of a pirate adventure and became the captain since no one else wanted to do it.
Hunger of hadar + devil's sight + repelling eldritch blast is a mean combo.
Anonymous No.96203753 >>96203763 >>96206711 >>96210581
>>96203744
Last one was an artificer again but an artillerist this time. Kinda a cowboy wizard who turned his staff and wands into spell guns.
Anonymous No.96203763 >>96206711
>>96203753
Honourable mention to my third artificer. An alchemist kobold who had an accident that turned her into a living liquid. Generates varius potions and other fluids (alchemist flask) out of her own body mass. Played her as a plasmoid.
Anonymous No.96206711 >>96207331
>>96203736
>>96203744
>>96203753
>>96203763
Love these little guys. Kobold artificer is a solid combo, I'm a fan of small guys with big guns. I played an artificer once too, as a homebrew ratfolk race. Basically a skaven.
Anonymous No.96206776
Anonymous No.96207331 >>96210421
>>96206711
Yeah, gotta show those gnomes they're not the only tinkerers in town.
Anonymous No.96207874
Anonymous No.96210421 >>96210564
>>96202736
That's fucked. I like the low str but kobolds should have higher int. The books always emphasize how they're clever little bastards.

>>96203744
Fathomless warlock is so good.

>>96207331
Good. Knock those glorified garden ornaments down a peg.
Anonymous No.96210564 >>96211584 >>96217129
>>96210421
In DM's defense, he was using monster stats as a base in 3.5, kobolds weren't too bright there, though not complete retards.
Anonymous No.96210581 >>96210690
>>96203753
magic guns should shoot faeries
yes you have to track them down and shove them in an arcane railrifle
Anonymous No.96210690 >>96210906 >>96217129
>>96210581
Pretty difficult to find that kind of ammo.
Since the artillerist uses woodcarver tools I imagined him using wooden bullets with runes carved into them. In the chamber the bullet burns away to nothing and releases the runic magic that then gets channeled through the "barrel" of the spell gun.
Anonymous No.96210906 >>96210944
>>96210690
Heh, a magic cap gun.
Would be cool to have a proper bullet that the magic is channeled into, i.e. casting Cone of Fire after penetration like a ghetto magic HEAT round.
I think it being only a magic cap gun is too limiting imo, sometimes you want that round to actually hit and THEN work it's magic. But you do you anon.
God I love tinkering with shit like that. I wish there was a class that revolves entirely around inventing and building crazy shit like that, with magic an all, probably with a preference for ranged or improvised weapons too.
Anonymous No.96210944 >>96210984
>>96210906
I mean the spell he fires depends entirely on the runes he etches into the bullets. That's how he prepares his spells every long rest. Some web cartridges, a few scorching ray rounds and lots of ammo for ray of frost.
But I agree. Some actual spellcrafting or magic item creation would be awesome.
Anonymous No.96210984
>>96210944
No, I mean sometimes you want the bullet to be, well, an actual projectile and not burning up to release a spell.
Self-petrifying softwood rounds, anyone? Fireball airburst for a flak cannon?
>spellcrafting or magic item creation
Yes please. Fuck, why is it always such a pain in the dick to make anything? In practically every system too.
Bullets, grenades, the occasional alchemical flask with mystery fluid.
Then there's the various magical trap spells - they're always either convoluted and difficult to use, need crazy amount of prep, absolutely gimped in what they can do, or require ungodly amount of levelling to get to use them.
There is a crying need for a flexible and straightforward item creation system, consumable or not. Same goes for DIY spells.
Anonymous No.96211584
>>96210564
> he was using monster stats as a base in 3.5, kobolds weren't too bright there

I mean, they don’t have an INT bonus, but they don’t have a penalty either. A 3.5 kobold has the same wizarding potential as a 3.5 elf or human.
Anonymous No.96213886 >>96214230 >>96214871 >>96218550 >>96222547 >>96222795 >>96222800
Post rogues
Anonymous No.96214230 >>96214871 >>96222795
>>96213886
I like Sorc.
Anonymous No.96214237 >>96214871
Anonymous No.96214871 >>96215373
>>96213886
>>96214230
>>96214237
This artist is amazing
Anonymous No.96215373
>>96214871
He's so peak dude
Anonymous No.96217129
>>96210564
Sounds like gnome propaganda

>>96210690
That's a pretty sick idea!
Anonymous No.96218550 >>96219153
>>96213886
Is that a guy or a chick kobold?
Anonymous No.96219153
>>96218550
Probably a guy. Sorc tends to give their fembolds tits and eyelashes.
Anonymous No.96222547 >>96222795 >>96223591 >>96225003
>>96213886
How about kobold fighter?
Anonymous No.96222738
>>96044310
Lizard, no tits, easy.
>>96058955
This also works, would please both sides

>>96062234
As opposed to what?
>draw realistic girl
>give her realistic lizard snout
>call her a kobold
Cringe.
It's just the artistic style.
Anonymous No.96222795 >>96223591 >>96223620 >>96223671
>>96222547
>>96213886
>>96214230
>>96044255 (OP)
Is there a plausible way to make a kobold barbarian? I'm talking 5e, with the old kobold stats (-2 strength, +2 dex). I keep trying to craft one, and while fun in concept, I find it hard to make it plausible mechanically.

It's perfectly doable as a rogue, or fighter, maybe even a paladin, but I find it hard to make a barbarian out of one.
Anonymous No.96222800 >>96222832 >>96222982
>>96213886
Anonymous No.96222832
>>96222800
kobolds would be Hussites. Wagon fort meta.
Anonymous No.96222982
>>96222800
should a kobold ethnostate be called Koboldia, Koboldistan, or something else?
Anonymous No.96223591 >>96224744
>>96222547
Peak af

>>96222795
Yeah it's not exactly optimal. You can either be a regular barbarian but with low strength and no heavy weapons, or you can go dex barbarian, which is tankier than regular barb but deals shittier damage.
Anonymous No.96223620 >>96224744
>>96222795
Roll stats and hope for an 18.
Anonymous No.96223671 >>96223933
>>96222795
Pack Tactics are your life.
Anonymous No.96223933
>>96223671
Pretty meaningless to the class that can generate advantage on demand.
Anonymous No.96224744
>>96223591
>you can go dex barbarian
Yeah i guess that's abut the best you can do, other than rolling for stats like >>96223620 suggested... unless the DM is merciful and grants a belt of strength, but that sort of defeats the whole point.
Anonymous No.96225003 >>96225384
>>96222547
Post fighters
Anonymous No.96225384
>>96225003
Anonymous No.96226444
>>96201200
do you know whare you are
Anonymous No.96226502
>>96044310
No tits. Fat ass
Anonymous No.96226506 >>96226537 >>96227591
If I ever wrote an adventure style of show about Kobolds, one of the quirks would be how often they got killed. They'd all be alive again in the next episode.
Anonymous No.96226537 >>96226553
>>96226506
It could work, going to need to eventually reveal how they keep on resurrecting, but you could easily figure out something comedic for a fantasy adventure setting.
Anonymous No.96226553 >>96226987
>>96226537
Would you though? Part of the joke would be every adventure ended with a high body count and success/fail depending on the joke. Then the next day they're all alive again, accepting a new mission.
The joke could be that there's only 5/7 "names and jobs" to go around and other kolbolds are assuming those identities depending on who comes back, but I feel like it never being talked about save for comedic effect and there's no hard explanation why is funnier (or maybe every episode pokes fun at old cartoon cliches so there's always a different answer to what happened. One episode one of them is very clearly chopped to death and the group is like "Sucks for KitKat, getting sent to the EVIL JAR till tomorrow"; "Oh that axe must have been made of STAR METAL so it sent them to the serpent realm!" "I didn't know Twinkie was a robot, they fell apart when that mace hit them")

the tl;dr, I wanna have a goofy ass group of kobolds go on silly adventures and they constantly get killed by the high level shit they try and fight.
Anonymous No.96226987 >>96236510
>>96226553
Playing it straight is best imo.
Yes, people die. Sometimes they fade away peacefully, surrounded by their family.
Sometimes they die alone in a ditch in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, with naught to mark their grave but their own sun-bleached bones.
And sometimes they die in a horrible painful way, filled with terror 'till their last moment.
…but they get used to that. They're kobolds, tiny silly lizard people that are just about the weakest race there is.
Still, they try their best and, be it though courage, cunning, or sheer willpower, they sometimes prevail.
Not everyone that ventures out of the burrows will return, but each and every one will always be remembered by their tribe as a hero that bravely stepped into the dangerous world outside.

Simply put, you want lots, and I mean LOTS of gallows humor and black comedy. Humor and making light of death and dying, despite knowing of it's inevitability, is how people live in this shithole world without losing their fucking minds, despite having every reason to.
Humor, sometimes dark, sometimes low-brow slapstick. And sometimes serious philosophical stuff that shows they're keenly aware of how many of their brethren don't make it, but the solace they find in jokes and ancestor worship gives them the strength of will to soldier on.
High mortality means temp names for hatchlings, plus family/clan names. Those that take up the names of the deceased intend to pick up the torch and finish what the name's previous owner started.

All of this doesn't preclude silly shit, it's just that it will be deeper than just cruel and unusual treatment of kobolds for a cheap giggle.
Anonymous No.96227591 >>96227662 >>96229518
>>96226506
Kenny from South Park?
Anonymous No.96227662
>>96227591
...Races of the Dragon from back in 3.5 DOES have them believe in reincarnation, and the Clone spell is a thing.
Anonymous No.96227688 >>96233887
>>96155676
I somewhat prefer them. I can see shy WOTC changed them because of the overlap with gnolls. Though I think both could exist
Anonymous No.96228551 >>96232625
kobold sexo
Anonymous No.96229518
>>96227591
Or the general cast of Superjail. They get killed/maimed all the time.
Anonymous No.96232625
>>96228551
How could you
Anonymous No.96233887
>>96227688
>I can see shy WOTC changed them

WotC never had dog kobolds. For that matter, TSR never did either. See >>96152955. Dog kobolds exist purely due to a translation issue from English to Japanese.
Anonymous No.96234145 >>96235015 >>96236510
>>96200927
once for 5e, around the time they were making race variants for a bunch of races. Played a monk as I wanted to mess around with one of the variants giving kolbolds a 1d6 unarmed attack with their tail.

Once everyone figured out their characters the setting had us all working for a noble while the city was going to hell as the nobles, multiple churches, and the criminal underworld were all trying to fill a power vacuum that was left behind when the main church collapsed under mysterious reasons. I played the butler, the bard was the nobles entertainment, and the rouge was a gold digger/mistress that wanted to help her squeeze both to endure him more to her and so he'd have more wealth to give her.

Fun campaign but ended right as we started to learn about the mystery of what happened to the main church as the DM didn't know were to take the story from there (it was their first time DMing) and was getting to stressed trying to figure it out that they weren't having fun anymore.
Anonymous No.96235015 >>96237102
>>96234145
That's the trouble with rookies, they don't know the art of laying out enough breadcrumbs that the players speculate about what might be happening, and whichever of those ideas sound interesting you just build up in the background and act like it was the plan the whole time. Saves a lot of overhead.
Anonymous No.96236510 >>96237572
>>96226987
The gallows humour could be pretty good. I know critical role is cringe now but the episode with Spurt uses ridiculous kobold death to great effect.

>>96234145
Real shame that it ended, it sounds like a really cool idea for a campaign. I'm tempted to steal the premise for one of my own games.
Anonymous No.96237102
>>96235015
Sly Flourish's Lazy DM Prep vid should just be mandatory viewing for all rookie DMs. It's like 15 minutes long and will save you countless hours of prepwork. Or alternatively read some Alexandrian posts.
Anonymous No.96237572
>>96236510
>Real shame that it ended, it sounds like a really cool idea for a campaign. I'm tempted to steal the premise for one of my own games.
go for it
Anonymous No.96238221
Anonymous No.96238919 >>96239289
How do we feel about MTGs kobolds? Personally I like their retarded+angry vibe, even if I prefer more lizard-y bolds.
Anonymous No.96239289 >>96242317
>>96238919
Would be better if they were a real archetype and not a meme
Anonymous No.96241234 >>96244524 >>96246759
Anonymous No.96242317
>>96239289
Yeah they're kinda just red goblins with less support :/
Anonymous No.96244524
>>96241234
D is peak
Anonymous No.96246379
Anonymous No.96246759 >>96246854 >>96247123 >>96247833 >>96247870 >>96247879
>>96241234
>Kobold Adoptables
I know what that is but it made me imagine this altruistic or rather pseudo-altruistic movement where rich people adopt kobold miners, that are too old, crippled or just came from recently closed down/liberated mines, as their pets.
Anonymous No.96246854
>>96246759
I mean greyhound rescues are a thing...
Anonymous No.96247123
>>96246759
I mean greyhound rescues are a thing...
Anonymous No.96247833 >>96247879
>>96246759
Actually taking "wild" kobold to your home doesn't seem like that good of an idea. It sounds like just asking for getting stabbed in sleep or at least having your belongings stolen.
Anonymous No.96247870
>>96246759
I mean greyhound rescues are a thing...
Anonymous No.96247879 >>96248676 >>96249194 >>96253326
>>96246759
>>96247833
Anonymous No.96248676 >>96248708 >>96249136 >>96252019
>>96247879
Please don't be mad at them if they still like to mine though.
Anonymous No.96248708
>>96248676
Teach them about cryptomining instead.
Anonymous No.96249136 >>96260709
>>96248676
>pet kobold disappears in the labyrinth of tunnels he carved under your house
>after few weeks when you think he's gone forever he just appears in the living room like if nothing happened
Anonymous No.96249194
>>96247879
Don't be surprised when annoyed dragon shows up at your door.
Anonymous No.96252019
>>96248676
Your bro in your basement on the minecraft server at 4 am
Anonymous No.96252187
>>96046090
This is the faction Trench Crusade needs to make it less boring
Anonymous No.96253005 >>96253111 >>96253309
Anonymous No.96253111
>>96253005
>Breasts AND fluff
We're hitting furry levels that shouldn't even be possible
Anonymous No.96253309 >>96253429 >>96272112
>>96253005
Waspsalad my beloved
Anonymous No.96253326
>>96247879
This is how my bbeg assembled his army.
Anonymous No.96253429 >>96253894
>>96253309
I wish I could comm 'em, I'd love a furbold witch in a spooky library
Anonymous No.96253894 >>96254003
>>96253429
Do they not do comms? Or is it just too expensive?
Anonymous No.96254003 >>96254467
>>96253894
No comms
Anonymous No.96254467 >>96254925
>>96254003
I could try to emulate the style, if you're interested? I've been wanting to do something like this, and I'll gladly take the excuse to get off my ass. I usually take 50 dollars for these tho, so it's up to you if you think that's worth it.
Anonymous No.96254925 >>96254971
>>96254467
buddy I am unzipping my wallet AND my pants hit me up
Anonymous No.96254971 >>96255039 >>96255071 >>96255085
>>96254925
Dude let's fucking go

I go by thecumrat, my stuff is mostly nsfw but I do some sfw stuff too. You'll find my twitter and furaffinity if you google me, so just message me anywhere.
Anonymous No.96255039
>>96254971
>look up art
Nice
Anonymous No.96255071
>>96254971
check your messages
Anonymous No.96255085 >>96255110
>>96254971
kys furfag
Anonymous No.96255110
>>96255085
where do you think we are
Anonymous No.96258049
Anonymous No.96260709 >>96262010
>>96249136
How did he survive down there? Did he hunt giant rats or something?
Anonymous No.96262010
>>96260709
the tunnel goes into every one of your neighbours basements, which he's been looting for snacks.
just like my slut of a cat.
Anonymous No.96262528 >>96268061
My kobolds are translated to Finnish as "KyΓΆpeli" which means a ghost or a spirit. They are a malign offshoot of the ancestor genii of mankind (elves).
They, like many other monsters, have been banished from the ethereal, losing their 'huldra'-powers of invisibility.
Thus the monsters like KyΓΆpeli share the material world with man, but retain some of their immortal powers. Like many other creatures, they do not age, and multiply quickly so they are encountered quite often in the mythic underworld and in the deep wilderness.
In addition to being spirit cousins of the elves, they also resemble crocodile-like bipedal dragonlings, because the Queen of the Underworld created the dragons who were very powerful and they corrupted some of the ancestor elves to become Kyâpelis, the Underworld dragonspirit-servants of the Princess Drakaina, the first dragoness "KÀÀrmetÀr" (like Disney Maleficent, see her goons). They are eternally bound to slave under her.
Anonymous No.96264882
>>96044666
I've been really wanting to kitbash some minis inspired by this guy's art, but haven't found any good kobold heads that fit their style, be it 3d or retail miniature.
Anonymous No.96268061
>>96262528
Pretty different from regular kobolds, but I like it! The underworld stuff sounds fucking sick.
Anonymous No.96271039
Anonymous No.96272112 >>96273587 >>96273726 >>96276281 >>96283371
>>96253309
Anonymous No.96272901
>>96047447
So... german?
Anonymous No.96272954
>>96044658
>Always simpering and unwavering loyal to some draconian ancient evil
Yep, that's germans alright.
Anonymous No.96273587
>>96272112
Bard pov.
Anonymous No.96273726 >>96276281
>>96272112
>waking up in the middle of the night and she's at the foot of your bed looking at your cock like this
Anonymous No.96276281 >>96277040 >>96278722
>>96272112
>>96273726
We're not even hiding it anymore are we
Anonymous No.96276336 >>96279330
How do you do, fellow Kobolds?
Anonymous No.96277040 >>96287155
>>96276281
It's a well known fact that weird human flesh tubes have always fascinated lizardfolks with their freaky mystery sex cloacas.
Anonymous No.96278722
>>96276281
Why bother
Anonymous No.96279201 >>96287155
I would marry a Kobold
Anonymous No.96279330 >>96279333
>>96276336
Your snout is awfully short. Did you get into some sort of freak accident?
Anonymous No.96279333 >>96300340
>>96279330
Tragically struck in the face by a dwarf.
Anonymous No.96279585
Anonymous No.96283371 >>96300340
>>96272112
This is why I prefer scaly kobolds β€” lack of mammalian traits keeps away a large portion of coomers.
They still cute, though, but it's best to keep bards, weirdos, and wizards away from them.
Anonymous No.96287155
>>96277040
>>96279201
Important points being brought up here. I agree with everything.
Anonymous No.96288629 >>96290329 >>96292761 >>96296384
This thread is STILL alive?
Anonymous No.96290329
>>96288629
The souls of kobolds never die
Anonymous No.96292761
>>96288629
Kobos is da best
Anonymous No.96293166
>>96044310
Lizard + tits is the way
Anonymous No.96296384 >>96300340
>>96288629
Is this your first time in a bumpfag thread?
Anonymous No.96299598
Anonymous No.96300340 >>96300391 >>96300496
>>96279333
Sadly a common issue these days. Chieftains these days put no effort into dwarf-proofing their warrens.

>>96283371
Boob bolds are better because they filter people who wouldn't jork it to their character. How can I know you're invested in shooting goblins if you won't even shoot some ropes to your new elf ranger? I want my players to be dedicated.

>>96296384
Mate we're on tg. It's all bumpfag threads, interaction bait, and generals.
Anonymous No.96300391 >>96300572
>>96300340
>Boob bolds are better because they filter people who wouldn't jork it to their character. How can I know you're invested in shooting goblins if you won't even shoot some ropes to your new elf ranger? I want my players to be dedicated.
This. All my players are incorrigible horndogs and I have great players.
Anonymous No.96300496 >>96300518 >>96300572
>>96300340
>It's all bumpfag threads, interaction bait, and generals.
Almost as if… no, surely that can't be true…
Anonymous No.96300518 >>96300983
>>96300496
The counter isn't constantly pointing it out, it's ignoring it to drag a thread kicking and screaming to some semblance of productive discussion.
Anonymous No.96300572 >>96300604 >>96300983
>>96300391
Fr. I recently used a furry oc as an npc and my players love her because I gave her a goofy russian accent. Gooner shit is great motivation to make good characters.

>>96300496
So is this just schizo shit or actually real? Why would anyone give a shit about disrupting tg? We have like 3-5 /pol/tards and they get told to rope every time they show up.
Anonymous No.96300588
Also we hit post limit. Wat nou?
Anonymous No.96300604 >>96300655
>>96300572
>Fr. I recently used a furry oc as an npc and my players love her because I gave her a goofy russian accent. Gooner shit is great motivation to make good characters.
What did she look like? Russian furry chick sounds based
Anonymous No.96300655 >>96301328
>>96300604
The warlock's patron offered him more power in exchange for his left eye, then sent him to picrel to cut out his old eye and put in a spooky dark orb.
Anonymous No.96300686
>>96131902
Omg kittybold
Anonymous No.96300983 >>96302216
>>96300518
I admit, I'm conflicted on whether to go with the "sage, hide, ignore", or the "keep calm and carry on" approach.
On one hand, it's productive, and on the other, you're enabling trolls and glowniggers. The jury's still out, in all honesty.
>>96300572
>So is this just schizo shit or actually real?
You'd be surprised.
>Why would anyone give a shit about disrupting tg?
Not /tg/ specifically, I imagine. Probably some herding tactic to get everyone to move someplace else.
4chins is le big bad wrongthink place, left or right jackboot.
Trying to disrupt it must be a favorite pastime for some retards and glowies.
Anonymous No.96301328 >>96302216
>>96300655
Wow cute! She looks like an Arcanaloth.
Anonymous No.96302216
>>96300983
Do you know where any of it is coming from? I've been in some pretty left-leaning spaces online but I've never seen anyone talk about shitting up 4chan with ai bots. Or anything close to it for that matter.

>>96301328
Thanks! Must be the fucked up teeth and the stack of books lol
Anonymous No.96302329
Posting some more waspsalad before the thread eats dirt
Anonymous No.96302332