How hungry is your character

>>96057490 (OP)
Warforged under cover, so I eat enough to avoid suspicion.

>>96057490 (OP)
He has a ring that keeps him nourished.
He still fucking loves to eat good food, regardless.

>>96057490 (OP)
Very hungry. So hungry he could eat OP.

Season 2 when?

>>96057490 (OP)
Like a hippo.

>>96057490 (OP)
Laios my beloved

>>96057490 (OP)
>>96057950
Laios is literally me.
I am literally him.
On all levels except physical, I am Laios.
*consumes*

it depends

>>96058226
Row row, BITE DA POWAR!!!

>>96057490 (OP)
>tastebuds essentially dead from a lifetime of subsistence scavenging
>main caloric sources are coffee and cigarettes
Not at all, really.

>>96058253
on what?

>>96058298
Sad!

>>96058393
why does that matter
do you hate discussion
why are you trying to drag down interest with asking for more contribution

>>96058399
It has been fun thinking up absolutely vile food combos that he'd be perfectly ready to chow down on, although the only one to actually come up has been Instamash rehydrated into a lukewarm paste with Nuka Cola.

Maybe some of his tastebuds will come back someday, idk. He is trying to stop smoking.

>>96058405
Stop deflecting, and answer the question.

>>96057490 (OP)
Reddit manga

>>96059241
Kill yourself

>>96057490 (OP)
starving for a good thread, damn. maybe the pepperoni fart guy can share some pizza with me. He'll probably be here soon.

>>96057490 (OP)
Very Hungry for games. You no game faggot

>>96059126
4chan has always had people not answer questions
why start now
you just hate discussion

>>96057490 (OP)
Depends on the system

>>96058226
Based Laios enjoyer

>>96057490 (OP)
I played a guardsman who nearly got Commissar'd cause they were found cutting corpse starch rations with Xeno's corpses and were caught red handed making a delectable ork gumbo mid-siege.

It wasn't his fault he'd been given a flamer and became curious about how the enemies of mankind tasted. And, despite the libel spread around camp, he didn't eat or prepare the bodies of traitors.

He simply used their pyres as campfires when he couldn't get enough fuel for his oven

What do goblins taste like

>>96058226
He is adorable and so are you.

>>96061551
Answer the fucking question, nerd.

>>96057490 (OP)
>very hungry.

>>96065601
Rawr

bump

How does Laios even remain alive.

>lol fewd
Grow up

>>96065601

>>96071756
That's a leopard, a very fat one.

>>96071756
>>96071886
Why is it so fat

>>96057490 (OP)
Hungry enough.

>>96057490 (OP)
Skeletons don’t get hungry

>>96059399
So if I told a story about my experience with 5e, that would be off-topic?

Anything but discussion of rules and the lore of traditional games is off-topic in your eyes? If anyone shares a personal anecdote or an experience illustrating their point, the post and the whole discussion suddenly becomes off-topic?

I only need a yes or no answer.

>>96076286
>How hungry, darling?

>>96076212
The lions didn't steal his lunch this month.

>>96065601
https://youtube.com/shorts/KsFyc9nX6Jo?si=i5nJ16u6Vs4BcR20

>>96057490 (OP)
I act like this

>>96078922
And look like this (stance mode)

>>96064392
like oily chicken with a putrid stench. roll a save versus poison on getting a parasite (consult 1e dmg)

Orcs taste like porc

>>96057490 (OP)
Would it be cannibalism to eat an elf or a dwarf? I mean, we're not the same species.

Now this is a real bumpfag thread.

How do you handle eating and shitting in your games

>>96057490 (OP)
Depends on what game you play op.

>>96057490 (OP)
So hungry he could fuck a horse.

>>96071573
He eats healthy, exercises a lot and gets plenty of sleep, duh.

>>96057490 (OP)
>So hungry that his entire character motivation was to satisfy his hunger
>So hungry, that despite becoming a lich, he was still hungry.
>So Hungry that he ended up becoming something called a "Hunger Lich"
>So hungry that he ate a Demigod and spat the bones out to make a machine to better eat Divine power with.
>So hungry that he built a machine to go back in time so he could clone the timeline to eat a second reality
>So hungry that he went to space to stop cosmic Entropy so that he could effectively replace it as the prime eater of everything.
Very hungry Caterpillar

>>96094480

>>96094480
>>So hungry that his entire character motivation was to satisfy his hunger

>>96057490 (OP)
His hunger is fairly tame, save for a few nights of the month when he gets the munchies.

>>96057490 (OP)
Negative amounts of hunger due to subsisting entirely on energy from green nature. Other then when we were in the desert and he almost died of hunger+thirst due to refusing to eat/drink since consumption is for degenerates.

>>96089028
Nah, this is the current bumpfag thread: >>95940414

You can tell because it's nearly a month old and about fucking kids cartoons.

*bark*

>>96057490 (OP)
Yes

>>96096101
*gasp*

>>96057490 (OP)
He ate a portable hole. fairy shenanigans were invovled so he's fused to it. . I don't think you can call what he has hunger anymore.

>>96057490 (OP)
I had a bloated, hedonistic grung who rolled around in a camel-led chariot that had a cauldron built in so he could stew all day in his own broth, and he would eat just about anything, including a barrel of human fetuses they found in a haunted mansion that was supposed to be a disgust-inspiring prop but ended up being his snackfood and also targets for his casts of Catapult (why should he care? He's not human).

Laios should be a lot fatter than he is. He should have a big gut.

>>96100821
He sort of does.

Laios has Asperger’s right

Right?

>>96107119
Quit being a tumblr.

>>96107524
How does he not? He struggles.

>>96107119
He's a nerd you fucking retard

>>96107119
>>96109212
Authors words on the matter:

— So my understanding is Laios is a really normal person; there's nothing special, and everyone can relate [to a person like him]. I also relate to him, so I don't think I'm writing anything special [regarding Laios]. That's why I think people can relate to or appreciate him. Some people might say Laios is a little bit autistic, but Shuro has his own difficulties.

— Everyone has their individual problems. It's not just Laios or Shuro; the problems are mutual. We always need to try to understand and learn from each other. Sometimes, you might hurt another person, but that's the process we need to understand other people.

She’s taken the Tolkien route. Applicability over allegory. “If it resonates, it resonates.”

Autism is such a meme. “Haha I’m like so autistic haha”. No bitch.

>>96063169
Motherfucker was feeding the men Ork Spores L'Vert and only "nearly" got blammed?

>>96107119
Laios has the 'tism (and thus annoying as hell to me, because hell is anyone more autistic than me)
Kabru is an actual psychopath who's learned the ins and outs of people and how to manipulate and kill them, and he's based as hell

>>96071573
Autism shield

>>96109212
>BUH MUH RAPEREESENTAYSHUN!!!!!
Quit being a tumblr.

>>96058821
>Instamash rehydrated into a lukewarm paste with Nuka Cola.
My friend, Nuka-mash is a wasteland delicacy.

>>96057490 (OP)
Very, but only once or twice a month. He prefers fish, but humanoid will do in a pinch.

Black Crusade
>Chaos Space Marine who worships Slaanesh. Drinks more than he eats, eventually mutated to only drink blood. 1/10 hungry.
Call of Cthulhu
>Doctor. Eats three square meals a day. Currently on the orient express on someone else's dime, so he splurges. 6/10 hungry.
Pendragon
>When he isn't adventuring and killing Saxons, he's feasting. Eats an exorbitant amount. He's getting older, so he eats even more. 8/10 hungry.
Exalted
>Ten feet tall, all muscle, six arms. Eats at least one entire cow a day to retain peak mass. Will eat human beings in a pinch. 10/10 hungry.

*rolls to consume*

>>96058226
Why are you like this

nom

>>96057490 (OP)
my character faced a hunger spirit and got really hungry for a bit, at least until we shot said spirit dead

>>96086477
No, but in a world with multiple species of human-like intelligene the widespread cultural taboo may encompass consuming any of them even though it strictly speaking isn't cannibalism.

>fewd comic
Ugh

>>96057490 (OP)
Mine is a cook who buys what is necessary in the towns he visits and/or collects it from nature using his knowledge.
Of course, what he prepares is usually more horrible than good.

>>96057490 (OP)
Laios! <3

>>96058226
>>96063109
>>96064958
Extremely disgusting.

>>96134039
I know right? “Haha fewd xd”

>>96057490 (OP)
An idea for a character I'm trying to write. She found out she could eat monsters. You typically shouldn't eat monsters because their bodies are made of negative magical energy and will poison your soul and kill you.

She can eat them just fine and found out after she fell into a chasm and went insane from Hunger and the need for revenge

>>96057490 (OP)
Very.

Laios is my spirit animal.

Reddit thread

He's so hungry, he could eat an octorok

Laios is big idiot.

Very

>>96153960
A big lovable idiot yes

Only women like this show

>>96057490 (OP)
I love him.

>>96161601
and fags
like op

>>96166676
Holy shit. Best post in this entire thread. I hope you get laid.

>>96168599
Stop bumping this dogshit thread

>>96168663
What do you mean?