How do i counter this nigga as a blood angels?

Just counterspell it.

>>96063015 (OP)
block with for marine tokens
or 3 marine tokens and cast ATSKNF

>>96063015 (OP)
Just tick all the red boxes on the consent document, then stack your deck with X-cards (can't do the no-shower strat anymore, those 1984 lgs owners banned it)
Unbeatable strat

>>96063015 (OP)
Red doesn't have many counters but here's one

>>96070054
I like to imagine the different ways the colors could handle certain situations but that seems like trying to deal with an ingrown nail with a shotgun

>>96063015 (OP)
Essence Capture is great, its the best "I tap two blue" for countering creature spells. also gets you a +1/+1 counter for doing so.

>>96067600
>block
Anon... it has Flying...

Summon some Sandworms from the movie Dune based on the book Dune.

>>96070660
Just bid one less than half your life and then your opponent has to either let it be countered or gets their life gain completely nullified.

>>96063015 (OP)
>eight fucking mana
Have you considered killing him before he can cast this shit?