Holy fucking autism.

>>96111462 (OP)
Betting on cum

Give me 1000 dollars on cum.

>>96111462 (OP)
It's an absurdly simple basic gameplay loop (roll, try to match the roll, a couple rolls are instant win and a couple are instant lose).

But people hate that, so they developed this elaborate betting system around it. It's not actually very complicated; remember that normies who are so drunk they can barely stand do it all the time.

>>96111648
>remember that normies who are so drunk they can barely stand do it all the time.
And lose money. Who would've guessed.

>>96111705

Yeah, the only real way to make money at the casino is to own the thing.

>>96111734
The words of a man who doesn't bet on cum.

>>96111462 (OP)
Do not come. Do not come.

>don't come bar
Every thesis has its antithesis

>>96111462 (OP)
I crap on the table.

>>96112111
That's indian roulette

>>96111475
>>96111782
>>96111945

all gambling is making up pageantry to try to obfuscate the odds to trick mathlets into parting with their money

>>96111462 (OP)
Money though.

>>96112270
Pooulette

>>96111462 (OP)
The worse part is how boring this shit is irl. Boomer movies always made gambling look so cool and exciting but every casino I've ever been to was just a bunch of dead eyed people haunting slot machines and people who look like they're 5 heart beats away from a coronary silently playing the tables with desperate looks in their eyes. The dealers don't even get into it, you just saddle up the table and start chucking and you're lucky if even 2 people who aren't your friends come over to watch. My friend got on a hot streak and went from $50 bucks to $3000 and nobody gave a fuck.

It's no wonder they're shifting to online gambling to bilk retards out of their cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWqAXDAQVGY

Gambling games that are basically just an incredibly simple coin flip slightly in the houses favor are made excessively complicated so low iq people (all gamblers) who are drunk, retarded, and prone to superstition will play suboptimally by doing dumb shit

>>96111462 (OP)
>autism
Craps has a simple 2d6 resolution system, You don't have to use every single optional rule. Only take the bets you need.

>>96111648
>roll, try to match the roll, a couple rolls are instant win and a couple are instant lose
So it's the D&D combat system?

>>96111462 (OP)
>craps
>surprised that the game is crap
no shit