Have you ever seen another players Paladin fall?
What happened?

Is this for a youtube video?

>>96127009
looks more like a bot post, either way bumpfag is going to raid here.

>>96126889 (OP)
What is the tactical advantage of the baby outlet helmet?

>>96126889 (OP)
Yeah, he took 10d6 fall damage

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

>>96128329
When are we getting some Bitches for Thulsa Doom?
With -4 Strength

>>96126889 (OP)
Yes.

They acted far out of line with Lawful Good behavior so one of the older players when the session was over told them to change their alignment (I forget if it was to Chaotic Neutral or Lawful Neutral.)

Hope your youtube subscribers enjoy that story :)

>>96128246
oh, its the first process of turning an infant into a Cherubim

>>96126889 (OP)
aight, fuck it, imma feed the fucking board trawler.

>Be me, playing D&D circa 2016, 5e is the newest hottest shit on the block
>get into a game with randoms on Roll20 (big fucking mistake in hindsight, obviously)
>make a Rogue because skill monkeys are cool
>rest of the party is Cleric, Fighter and the Paladin
>me and fighter buddy up real fast since neither of us are casters
>Cleric is chummey enough, but very, very blatantly a democratic-socialist kind of guy
>Paladin is straight up a Stormfront type
>barely capable of supressing his power level
>GM is a wallflower, doesn't want to have to go through the process of getting a new fourth player
>typical spinelessness
>game goes through two session without much issues, minus the occasional times where the Paladin calls goblins "Kikes".
>mind you, I didn't care then, still don't, but clearly the Fighter is getting kinda frustrated over it, Cleric was sniggering the whole time. i wonder why.
>third game rolls around, GM decided our adventure was now going to take us to the Dwarven Kingdom, can't recall the name, didn't matter. the main city was built into the base of a mountain. big surprise: its a trade hub for that side of the continent
>a lot of merchants, hand rubbing, money changers, lots of wandering peddlers and thieves gallore. I was already gunning towards findng the Thieves Guild since the GM had planned for us to use the city as our hub
>Stormfront Paladin was audibly fidgetting through his mic, he is barely able to contain himself and the session ends when we get summoned to the palace on invitation of the minister of finance and trade.
>fourth session starts, we get introduced to the minister
>the minister's name?
>GOLDBERG SHEKELSTEIN.
>Stormfront Paladin fucking loses his shit, goes on a fucking tirade that would make the whole 3rd Reich applaud him with pride, I'm also losing my shit because, well, this is comedy gold. Cleric is also losing his shit but also hyping Stormfront Paladin

cont.

>>96126889 (OP)
Yes. The Paladin player was a right greedy cunt, grabbing all the treasure he could find and keeping it for himself, even lying about share sizes when dividing it up and not sharing with other party members, the church or NPCs in need. After a couple of warnings in visions and one from a priest of his faith, he found his powers no longer worked and was just a fighter. He then rage quit from the group because 'This shouldnt happen to a player character'.

>>96129093
>Fighter though.
>Fighter is fucking fuming
>turns out Fighter was jewish out of game
>turns out Fighter was recording
>turns out Fighter's brother is a Lawyer. with his own firm.
>guess some stereotypes with the Judaic people are true
>Fighter starts having an argument with Paladin
>Soc.Dem Cleric hops in to help the Stormfront guy because the enemy of my enemy and all that.
>I, on the other hand, have muted my mic, I'm pissing myself laughing, having a ball listening to this shit show
>GM is incapable of regaining control
>then we hear the Paladin yelp and hear a crash and painful groaning, we hear the voice of an elderly hispanic woman and the iconic sound of sandals being smacked across someone's head and the Stormfront Paladin begging his grandmother inspanish to stop hurtin him
>Paladin disconnects after the muffled sound of a laptop being dragged away and Stormfront Paladin begging his Nana not to take his Laptop
>GM dissolves the discord
and that's the story of how the Paladin got felled on his ass by his own grandma for LARPing as an Arian Master Race on the internet while hispanic.

>>96129120
>>96129093
Things that never happened but I wish they did because they're moderately funny:

The party instigated massive bloody riots so as to easily sneak into a castle. The death toll was in the hundreds and the paladin lost his powers after that. He later received penance from his order, a pilgrimage/quest and eventually got Atonement cast on him. After that he started focusing on good and saving innocents much more, it was incredibly cool organic character growth.

>>96129093
>>96129120
yeah, this happened, i was the minister of finance and trade

>>96129655
>BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

>>96128250
ba dum tssh

>>96128246
It allows you to sabotage paladins