Can the DNDs stop the literal Boston Massacre ( #BM )? I was thinking about it and... here is my Prediction for if they can do it!

DNDs are in Holi Mountain Inn 'n' Out... lots of 8x8s... the literal Death God goes up and says 'Too many People are dying... no more time for Roblox on Switch! Need you to go back in time and stop the literal Boston Massacre ( #BM )... do it and you get 1k GP!'

Paladin literally say... 'I have holi avenger...!'

So the DNDs take the uber to where it all started... the 17th century! They're in Boston... literally all the Britons in Boston are shouting at the same time... 'As Punishment for the Boston Tea Party ( #BTP ) we will now do the literal Boston Massacre ( #BM )! Literally all innocent Civilians get assassinated... this is literally exactly like bf andromeda from fsn!'

Everything is panicking! Paul Revir is doing the midnight ride and shouting Britons are coming! George Washington trying to sign literal Declaration but no pen invented yet...

Wizard SCREAMS! 'Oh no... it's literally happening...! I can't stop the Boston Massacre ( #BM )... all magic comes from asma like occultist Gerald Suster said... I don't have my literal nebulizer! I'm literally peeing and pooping...'

Fighter say... 'Watch me...'

Literally all Britons suddenly spot Fighter! 'Guy from Future! Literally assassinate him! On my mark shoot in 1... 2... shoot! JK... 1... 2... don't shoot... don't shoot... shoot!'

Musket ball from everywhere comes at Fighter... literally bigger and stronger than .50BMG! But Fighter shouts... 'hidden Assassin technique learned from Werewolve : FullMoon Baseball House Run!' Swings the Greatsword like the baseball Bat... all muskets go flying back into literal CHEST of Briton... they all get assassinated in instant (no save)...

Paladin say 'I have holi avenger!'

Fighter steps forward... 'Boston Massacre ( #BM ) just got stopped... uber, come pick up now...' They go back and there is literally no more Death... Death God is proud!

>>96127778 (OP)
You're so fucking right, dude.

>>96127778 (OP)
Did you have a stroke? I didn't understand any of that.

the high quality posts I've come to expect from /tg/

>>96128258
>>96129649
This guy posts about once a week. It's always formatted like this and it always makes exactly as much sense as this. I'm pretty sure he's just a harmless retard.