>>96185857
To swing this around to Jurassic Park, the movie I'd most like to see is one that probably won't be made, ever.
It's like two or three years before the disaster at Jurassic World. The park is open. Things are truckin' along just fine. And we don't have a main character, we have a series of intertwining storylines:
>A married couple who's marriage is falling apart, but they're taking the kids on vacation
>Their kids, who want to keep their folks together
>The Sbarro franchise employee, who wants to ask out the girl who works over at the hug-a-baby-dinosaur petting zoo but is too nervous.
>An I.T. guy who wasn't even supposed to be here today but a lot of little technical issues are keeping him there
>A member of animal control trying to track down an escaped procompsognathus who keeps causing annoying little technical issues by chewing on wires or scaring park visitors
>The escaped compy, who weaves through all these different storylines and ties them together.
Basically, I want an ensemble/romantic comedy set in Jurassic Park where no one dies, no one's life is ever even actually in serious danger, and it's just, basically, Caddyshack but with dinosaurs.
You could have things like the Sbarro employee chasing the compy to the petting zoo after she steals his hat, which gets him talking to the girl there, which distracts her, allowing the kids of the divorcing parents to meet the compy and sneak her back to their hotel room, which then scares the parents who end up hiding in the suite's bedroom but can't call down to the front desk because the compy chewed the phone wire, etc., etc.
It's badly out-of-sync with the franchise as it exists, it pretty much goes against the entire premise of the franchise...and I still badly want to see it, I don't give a fuck.
Trailer uses Was (Not Was) and everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONzTeznN4Xc