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Anonymous No.96155599 >>96155618 >>96155623 >>96155634 >>96155661 >>96155737 >>96155773 >>96155779 >>96155795 >>96155832 >>96155849 >>96155881 >>96155916 >>96156006 >>96156443 >>96156471 >>96156477 >>96156495 >>96156819 >>96156821 >>96156822 >>96156858 >>96156867 >>96157922 >>96157960 >>96158023 >>96158657 >>96159023 >>96159600 >>96159637 >>96159661 >>96160149 >>96160157 >>96160204 >>96160745 >>96162077 >>96162095 >>96162470 >>96163861 >>96165152 >>96166423 >>96175162 >>96175609 >>96175803 >>96178654 >>96180041 >>96181791 >>96182174
>oh wow, I can’t wait to play DnD and see what vibrantβ€”-
>Entire party is Tieflings either edgy daddy issues except for you

What is your reaction
Anonymous No.96155618 >>96155636
>>96155599 (OP)
>Welp, it seems like a serious case of mismatching expectations. I'll have to pass then. Have fun, guys.
Anonymous No.96155623 >>96160058 >>96164805 >>96175468 >>96178233 >>96187153
>>96155599 (OP)
Laugh at them all as I roll up an Aasamir who loves their angel mom and Paladad
Anonymous No.96155634 >>96155710 >>96160493
>>96155599 (OP)
I generally ban planar creatures as PC races. Assimar and Genasi, too. I'm sorry, but it doesn't work for the games I'm interested in running. I like a more medieval version of D&D, where there's still wonder around magic. Even when using a setting like Forgotten Realms, all you've gotta do is tone it down, and explain it your way. It works just fine for a less... Marvel superheroes style of D&D.
Anonymous No.96155636 >>96155721 >>96158657
>>96155618
*tips fedora*

Gentleman
Anonymous No.96155645
since i only play with my buddies, i sit down and have a great time with our tiefling party. Im sure the DM will build a killer narrative backdrop out if this setup
Anonymous No.96155661 >>96155849
>>96155599 (OP)
Yeah we're the world's best roleplaying game and the best name we can come up with is... fucking "thiefling."
All DnD settings are so cringe
Anonymous No.96155710 >>96155717 >>96155856 >>96156828 >>96157961 >>96159020 >>96159661 >>96160047 >>96160288 >>96161610 >>96161700 >>96162673 >>96175229 >>96186064 >>96186076
>>96155634
Why would you ban a core race option juat because you dont like it lol. The player has a right to play anything RAW.
Anonymous No.96155717
>>96155710
If you are fine with the DM banning ERP at the table because nobody wants to sit there while two players tongue each others assholes in game then there’s no reason to care about a single race being banned desu
Anonymous No.96155721 >>96160608
>>96155636
>Gentleman
Are you actually shaming someone with the wisdom to recognize they're not going to have fun in a group?
Anonymous No.96155737 >>96155825 >>96164814
>>96155599 (OP)
I don't play Pronouns & Wheelchair Ramps so I don't have this problem.
Anonymous No.96155773 >>96155778
>>96155599 (OP)
I play the male human fighter in the party, though I'm disappointed in the lack of variety just like I would be with a party of all humans.
Anonymous No.96155778 >>96181824
>>96155773
Idt ive ever encountered a fully human party

In my experiences many newer players find humans boring
Anonymous No.96155779 >>96155815
>>96155599 (OP)
>guys why is dnd woke now #46674
How many times must we have this thread? Just move on with your life, we know its woke.
Anonymous No.96155795 >>96155982
>>96155599 (OP)
>OP groggily wakes up in his musty basement, salty tears encrusting his flabby cheeks.
>Finally, his tugboat his arrived. Now to spend it on chicken tendies....
>and WoTC's latest new PRODUCT.
>He salivates at the thought of the latter... will today be the day when WoTC has finally owned the libtards once and for all?
>OP orders another several hundred dollar box set from Amazon, his consoom boner protruding a mighty inch from his stained undies
>He spends the time waiting ranting about some faggot sharing a drawing of his tranny tieflings or some shit on Twitter
>His diabetic heart skips a beat as he hears someone arriving at his doorstep
>There is a box on his doormat, and in the street there is the amazon deliveryman running away from the smell of his decrepit house at mach speed
>"Finally... All my bitching about D&D has come to fruition..." he mutters to himself "now they will have prohibited niggers and trannies from being in, nay, PLAYING the game with their Seal of Corporate Approval..."
>OP opens the box, and sees a genderqueer elf warlock getting his centipede infested amhole licked by some pink cow hipster on the cover, as they announced on twitter last week and the week before that
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" he howls, flab undulating like the atlantic ocean as he shakes his fists in the sky "HOW COULD THEY DO THIS!!! CURSE YOU TRANNIES!!!!!!"
>That evening he douses the box set with gasoline in his backyard and burns it, tears dripping down his fat face
>the fire flickers through his window as he miserably nibbles on cold tendies
>he spends the time he could have playing D&D or homebrewing a campaign that would his tastes whining on 4chan about people with whom he will never play games with
>even if said people existed outside his imagination, they would ironically be enjoying life better than he is
>the springs in the mattress squeal as he plants his fat mass on it,
>and the cycle repeats again
Anonymous No.96155815 >>96155854
>>96155779
How many times must you respond?
Anonymous No.96155825 >>96161505
>>96155737
Yes, not playing tabletop games saves you from a made up problems
Anonymous No.96155832 >>96175157
>>96155599 (OP)
>play Limp Bizkit discography that I have illegaly downloaded on winamp
>In this campaign we will be roleplaying RAPE, BEATING OF WOMEN AND ONLY WOMEN and GRAPPLE checks from 3.5e
Anonymous No.96155849 >>96155872
>>96155599 (OP)
>specifically makes up a scenario to get angry about it
why are you like this?

>>96155661
>thiefling
afaik, that only became "viral" because BG3 has tieflings who are thieves, so even Larian used it.
Anonymous No.96155854
>>96155815
Every time i see one. Its the exact same thing every single time but slightly reworded. "Oh dnd is woke now, look at this tiefling fanart, isnt that horrible" yes, and? like what's the point of repeating what everyone already knows? I saw these threads since 2018 and it only got worse after the pandemic, since then theres been one at least every week. Why tolerate this? Nothing good or interesting comes out of these threads besides your usual malding about communists, transsexuals or jews for 300 posts.
Anonymous No.96155856
>>96155710
>juat because you dont like it
I do not have a reason beyond that. That is the reason. I strongly dislike it, I don't want it in my games, so I ban it.
Anonymous No.96155872
>>96155849
>>specifically makes up a scenario to get angry about it
>why are you like this?
Engagement. Obvious culture war bait is the only way they can raise traffic for that sweet sweet ad revenue.
Anonymous No.96155881
>>96155599 (OP)
>hell yeah easy chicks
start with the wallflower with the snake there maybe
Anonymous No.96155889 >>96156514 >>96181514
World building is very hard. Both making a setting interesting to interact and showing players how to have fun with it. Vampire did this pretty well, have each class be a clique and include how they feel about the other ones, now the player has a role play shorthand and has been informed that there are built in mechanics to be pretend toxic to each other.

5e was expected to be a universal system even though the team was well aware that universal systems always underperform. So they didn't say anything but made FR the tacit setting, truting at some point they'd be allowed to develop FR and complete the pack behind WotC's back. They didn't or couldn't or failed at it, it doesn't matter. The end result is a fighting game aproach. Most players have no clue about cultures, countries, lore, or any role play aid that would make them pick anything, but that dude is blue and that one is an orange dragon dude and I prefer green so I'm checking the dude lady's move set hoping to make her my main. That's it. "Freakshit" is popular because people have something to make an opinion about. Notice how the people complaining about freakshit never really expand on humans, they have no reasson to play one outside of not being a weirdo, it's the exact same fighting game or beat'em up logic.
Anonymous No.96155916 >>96156069
>>96155599 (OP)
Tieflings are my favorite race so I am among friends.
Anonymous No.96155982
>>96155795
we really need an updated A Confederacy of Dunces
Anonymous No.96156006
>>96155599 (OP)
I roll up a bard who makes fun of them and insists on playing wingman because they obviously just need to get laid
Anonymous No.96156069 >>96156173 >>96156175 >>96156510
>>96155916
Which is your preferred tiefling lineage?
Anonymous No.96156173
>>96156069
2e.

When Tieflings (and Aasimar) weren't a homogeneous race, and no two looked alike.
Anonymous No.96156175 >>96156822
>>96156069
I go with Infernal as its the best mechanically.

When making Tieflings, their appearance is however I want them to look regardless of lineage.
Anonymous No.96156443
>>96155599 (OP)
Show up with a Human Fighter who's the third son of a fourth son of some minor noble family. I am here merely to help some of the common folk out like my father and his father have.

I will then attempt to eagerly follow the main quest.
Anonymous No.96156471
>>96155599 (OP)
I hate faggots as much as the next guy but playing themed parties always ends up being a lot of fun. Whether it's a full party of tieflings, of humans, of rogues or of religious crusaders, it tends to naturally create a good party dynamic.
Anonymous No.96156477
>>96155599 (OP)
Roll up a silver fox Paladin daddy who constantly points out their moral failings.
Anonymous No.96156495
>>96155599 (OP)
This is what happens when you don't roll for your character randomly at the start of the campaign. The more time you give to your players, the bigger chance they'll play OC Donut Steel.
But hey, it's entirely WotC's fault for giving darkvision to everyone except for humans and githzerai.
Anonymous No.96156510
>>96156069
Chthonic > the others
Anonymous No.96156514 >>96156645 >>96160072 >>96160228 >>96162126
>>96155889
>"Freakshit" is popular because people have something to make an opinion about. Notice how the people complaining about freakshit never really expand on humans, they have no reasson to play one outside of not being a weirdo, it's the exact same fighting game or beat'em up logic.

People complain about "Freakshit" because it tends to be hollow. Those who choose to play "Freakshit" choose it because they want to come off as being special or different and then don't like it when they are not accepted. They tend to end up playing a human in a Tiefling or Firbolg costume rather than playing an actual Firbolg or Tiefling. To keep with your fighting game analogy they play the fancy looking character that turns out to just be another shoto clone.
Anonymous No.96156533 >>96160659
Love me tieflings.
Anonymous No.96156645
>>96156514
yeah, totally hollow. There's just not that much to fill that space if you don't sit down for a long while with the DM and that parituclar DM has some interest in doing something that is actually playable. You can play them as re-skinned humans because humans don't have anything either. There are some cultures in the PHB but those are ignored and kinda hard to implement for a DM that doesn't care about FR. In a game set in 1600's Europe an italian, a spaniard and a briton would be totally different characters to play, from fight styles to cloting or meals they'd cook. If you wanted that experience in 5e you'd need a DM that's putting a ton of love and care into their craft and they could get burne at any point by players used to culture not being a thing.

Elves and dwarves have some stuff out of pop culture, they are popular among people who want to actually role play for that reasson. But I don't think it's a good thing that you need to tacitly agree on the most luke warm vanilla of possible settings. Tieflings at least have a connection with devils and demons, you could do something with that if you wanted. Dragonborn are probably the worst our of the PHB because there is no pop culture reference and I don't think any manual does anything with them. What even are they? Where do they live? What do they eat? How does the world see them?

Everything after the first Volo book is just re-skinned humans. For me plasmoids are the worst because they are an absolutely alien thing and there is no explanation of where they come from or what their deal is. Are they a failed experiment? Do they come from an all plasmoid world? Are they predators? Do they build houses or live in caves? Is each one a different existence that happened to evolve in the same direction? How do you role play something like that without constant exposition?
Anonymous No.96156819 >>96177902
>>96155599 (OP)
>heh this is why I stick to Age of Sigmar
Anonymous No.96156821 >>96158400 >>96160246 >>96180500
>>96155599 (OP)
I roll up with my fey druid
Anonymous No.96156822
>>96155599 (OP)
Obviously i roll up a fat middle aged barbarian

>>96156175
Winged is the best mechanically
Anonymous No.96156828
>>96155710
Rulebooks are suggestions.
Anonymous No.96156858
>>96155599 (OP)
>Play a Silver Fox DILF Paladin who becomes the groups surrogate father
Die dramatically at the hands of the main antagonist midway through the campaign then play the littlest shit edgelord who they feel obligated to raise right because the Paladin entrusted him to them
Anonymous No.96156867
>>96155599 (OP)
>I can’t wait to play DnD and see what vibrantβ€”-
What fucking world do you live in where RPGs work remotely like this?
Anonymous No.96157922
>>96155599 (OP)
Well, since tieflings don't exist in the setting that my group and I play in, I'm forced to assume that they're fucking with me. I set aside whatever notes I had prepared and improvise something silly like Iron Chef but in Hell. They are then reminded to have their actual characters ready for next week.
Anonymous No.96157960
>>96155599 (OP)
Yeah, so, anyway I just started smiting.
Anonymous No.96157961 >>96158067 >>96181817
>>96155710
>The player has a right to play anything RAW.
I have an entire, custom-typeset PHB that includes significant revisions to the game's core rules. Every race, class, subclass, spell, feat, and other character option that has been published in official material has been reviewed for inclusion and revision. You only need one six-hundred-page book instead of five books that you use less than a hundred pages out of each.

As a result of the significant revisions, anything that does NOT appear in the handbook isn't really part of the same ruleset. I don't ban a damn thing--I just only bother to include things that are worth my time.
Anonymous No.96157986
I choose to play a human fighter that hates daemons and daemon adjecent things such as ti*flings
Anonymous No.96158023
>>96155599 (OP)
Remake my character as a tiefling with edgy daddy issues so we can all be kids of the same promiscuous Lord of Hell, creating a fun gimmick for the campaign and giving the GM natural plot hooks to engage everyone at the table.

Unrealistic scenario, though, because I don't play D&D and certainly never look forward to playing it.
Anonymous No.96158067 >>96158213
>>96157961
No joke, I really want to see that
Anonymous No.96158213 >>96158988
>>96158067
Here's the public-facing version that removes the distinctive homebrew races and other setting details, slimming it down from 621 pages to a mere 592:
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/-VVNGbAUyyHU

I ought to get around to putting in some generic nonhuman races, but I've been dragging my feet on writing the setting-neutral fluff blurbs for them.
Anonymous No.96158400 >>96158407 >>96162418 >>96162598 >>96163270
>>96156821
Describe your druid's husband.
Anonymous No.96158407 >>96160246 >>96163270
>>96158400
8' tall, muscular, HYUGE cock, standing right behind you.
Anonymous No.96158657 >>96160608 >>96178233
>>96155599 (OP)
Have fun playing the straight man in a party of edgelords, if they have a sense of humor they'll enjoy it too.
>>96155636
How is that a fedora thing that's basically the most reasonable and mature response you can have to a group you don't blend with
Anonymous No.96158988 >>96162497
>>96158213
theres a small typo in the column header where you forgot to change water into food for food needs per day
Anonymous No.96159020
>>96155710
The player has a right to play anything made available by the GM.
Anonymous No.96159023 >>96160065 >>96160215 >>96169508
>>96155599 (OP)
Why are tieflings the go-to race for queers?
Anonymous No.96159600 >>96159759 >>96163353
>>96155599 (OP)
Is it edgy if I play a tiefling paladin who resents his existence and hopes that if he throws himself into hell, figuratively and literally, that his god will forgive him and cleanse his bloodline of demonic taint?

Really I just want to play a self-loathing and borderline suicidal paladin.
Anonymous No.96159637
>>96155599 (OP)
Easy way to fix tieflings. Require that they roll on the randomised features table from Planescape. Remove the 4e/5e normalised Tieflings that all have the same physical features and are generally aesthetically bland 'safe devils'. The most contentious part of Tieflings isn't explicitly their aesthetic but the kinds of players who gravitate towards playing those aesthetics. If you're unable to be enough of an adult to selectively cull the people you play with because you find them insufferable, present them with options that curtail the things you dislike about them.

If you don't like someone who always plays a dick-ass thief that exclusively steals from his own party members and will always take the opportunity to assassinate the party healer and swap teams to side with the campaign villain, stop letting them play the thing that enables them to be a shitheel.
Anonymous No.96159661
>>96155710
>The player has a right
Good joke.

>>96155599 (OP)
Assuming we're talking actual tieflings and not whatever homogenized pastel technicolor thing is going on in the image you posted, I roll up a tiefling. Probably a Rogue/Cleric of Mask or something.
Anonymous No.96159759 >>96161486
>>96159600
>Is it edgy if I play a tiefling paladin
Yes, but also bland and uninteresting. You'd think that edge would be incompatible with bland, but the modern tiefling has proven that to be wrong.
Anonymous No.96160047
>>96155710
You don't have any rights at the table, commie. You can leave whenever you want.
Anonymous No.96160058
>>96155623
What is this, a screencap for ants?
Anonymous No.96160065
>>96159023
because of the inherent perceived victimhood. Oh woe is me everyone is mean to me when I haven't even done anything etc. Aligns well with "queer" types and their brigade of identity politics
Anonymous No.96160072 >>96160337
>>96156514
Freakshit is an astroturfed term invented by nogames for culture war purposes.
Anonymous No.96160149
>>96155599 (OP)
Not gonna lie I'd mating press the teal chick on the right
Anonymous No.96160157
>>96155599 (OP)
>they're all different colors
what are the odds? hate this forced diversity bullshit
Anonymous No.96160204
>>96155599 (OP)
I roll a good aligned tiefling who comes from a stable functioning family.
Anonymous No.96160215
>>96159023
because of the victim culture as the other anon said but also because they're super customizable unlike drow and other dindu races. they're also not racial coded by default so you can make them look like blue niggers if you want
they're the perfect race for people whose personality is their hair color
In my experience these types also have short term affection for characters, so they get bored of their super awesome tiefling OC in like 3 sessions and will try to get xir killed or ask to play another character (or simply ghost the campaign when they see they're not getting enough precious attention)
Anonymous No.96160228
>>96156514
>People complain about "Freakshit" because it tends to be hollow. Those who choose to play "Freakshit" choose it because they want to come off as being special or different and then don't like it when they are not accepted.
This is very true in my experience, but from a gameplay perspective and not a roleplaying perspective. People were so bored by 5e they were looking for anything to make their characters interesting to play.
Anonymous No.96160246 >>96160594
>>96156821
>used goods
>>96158407
>anon made a cuckquean character
Very bizarre, but to be expected from /vt/rannies
Anonymous No.96160288 >>96160311
>>96155710
Tieflings aren't a core race.
The only core races are human elf halfelf halfling gnome dwarf and halforc
The DnD 5e handbook is not legitimate.
These modern gay faggot developers like Crawford and Merals are usurpers and god will punish them.
Anonymous No.96160311
>>96160288
Dubs of truth
Anonymous No.96160337 >>96160364
>>96160072
Or maybe some peoplejust have different preferences and dislike the move away from classic fantasy archetypes, you fucking theory of mind-lacking autist.
Anonymous No.96160364 >>96160493 >>96160612
>>96160337
You can dislike something without falling for an astroturfed psyop, retard. I personally detest tieflings, but I also know anyone using the term freakshit is either a retard or a disingenuous faggot.
Anonymous No.96160493
>>96160364
Correct. I hate tieflings and ban them (>>96155634) because I don't think planars have any place as PC races in the way I run most D&D games. I mean if we were playing planescapes, sure. But I want the planes to be wondrous. For most people to not know what the gods really are. For powerful magic and other worlds to be distant and rumored and frightening, terrible things. Not the place your aunt goes on vacation during summer break from teaching classes at Hogwarts. I don't like that ultra-mega level of fantasy where everything is so fantastical that the greatest magics are barely more notworthy than a conversation about the weather. And you can have it in D&D by simply being the GM and telling the story you want to, and not using the things that you don't wanna use. It's got jack shit to do with identity politics. It's about playing games.
Anonymous No.96160594
>>96160246
>anon hears a character's spouse is hot
>immediately assumes it's cuck shit
Anon, hot people can be monogamous.
Anonymous No.96160608 >>96182164
>>96155721
>>96158657

Because that isn't what OP wants, he WANTS you to be angry and start fights, he doesn't want you to be reasonable and move on from a table that isn't for your tastes he wants you to be angry that the table exists in the first place
Anonymous No.96160612 >>96160703 >>96160748 >>96160782
>>96160364
Just because someone uses the term freakshit doesn't mean they've falllen for any sort of psyop, bro. It's just a useful term that adequately describes the style of party they don't like. Why would've they use it?
Anonymous No.96160659 >>96161326 >>96162229
>>96156533
I like your tieflings too.
Anonymous No.96160703 >>96170425
>>96160612
Because different anons have different ideas of what constitutes "freakshit", since I've seen people extend it to the various elves and halflings before.
Anonymous No.96160745
>>96155599 (OP)
Why is this board 50% dogshit ragebait? And why do people fall for it?
Anonymous No.96160748
>>96160612
>Just because someone uses the term freakshit doesn't mean they've falllen for any sort of psyop, bro
It literally does, since the term only exists for culture war faggotry purposes.
Anonymous No.96160782 >>96170671
>>96160612
>It's just a useful term that adequately describes the style of party they don't like.
For starters, it's just a more politically charged version of special snowflake, so you'd only be using it if you're an agitator or a newfag who doesn't know better.

Secondly, it's so setting-dependent it's utterly meaningless. An all-human party would be "freakshit" in Fragged Space for example since everyone is supposed to be a post-human science project. Hell, you can't even use MUH CLASSIC FANTASY as a guidepost for accusations of freakshit since LotR falls under freakshit (only one human in the party and he dies in the first act)
Anonymous No.96161326
>>96160659
That's a cute and funny tiefling
Anonymous No.96161486
>>96159759
I dont give a fuck if you find it interesting or not. Is it edgy? Yes? Ok. The rest of that dribble was unnecessary.
Anonymous No.96161505 >>96162104
>>96155825
Seething D&D troon can't comprehend people don't play his awful system. Sad, many such cases.
Anonymous No.96161610 >>96163105
>>96155710
2014 rules say uncommon races might not exist and, even when they do, might be met with prejudice.
Anonymous No.96161700 >>96161788
>>96155710
Players play entirely at the pleasure of the GM. There are no 'rights'.
Anonymous No.96161788
>>96161700
The only Italian I trust is a puppet maker named Cesare who plied his trade in old Venezia
Anonymous No.96162077
>>96155599 (OP)
>What is your reaction
"Oh look, this thread again"
Anonymous No.96162095
>>96155599 (OP)
I seeth silently and make a thread about it on /tg/ later.
Anonymous No.96162104 >>96162374
>>96161505
>t. retarded nogames fag who does not know that human fighter is the most common thing played.
Going durr durr D&D is bad derp /tg/ is not playing games, dumbass
Anonymous No.96162126
>>96156514
>They tend to end up playing a human in a Tiefling or Firbolg costume rather than playing an actual Firbolg or Tiefling.
so?
the same thing happens with elves, half-orcs, halflings, gnomes and dwarves.
Anonymous No.96162229 >>96162297
>>96160659
https://files.catbox.moe/xzbff7.png
here's the finished version of that one
Anonymous No.96162297 >>96162493
>>96162229
Anonymous No.96162374
>>96162104
>doubling down
lol
Anonymous No.96162418 >>96162598
>>96158400
>Human male rogue
>Neutral evil alignment
>Vegan
>Uses her druidic circle's funds and resources for his own pleasure
>Forces her to disclose their relationship to all her druidic followers causing her unicorn familiars to go into rage
Anonymous No.96162470 >>96162814 >>96163106
>>96155599 (OP)
>play a human male fighter who's the first male figure they can rely on for comfort and stability and get your dick endlessly wet from infernal women with daddy issues
what's the problem here?
Anonymous No.96162493 >>96175628
>>96162297
she gets even more naked actually
Anonymous No.96162497
>>96158988
Thanks for having the requisite level of autism to notice something like that. It's been fixed.
Anonymous No.96162598
>>96158400
>>96162418
You're going to need to explain this joke.
Anonymous No.96162673
>>96155710
>The player has a right...
... to leave the table at any time. That is where the player's rights end.
Anonymous No.96162814
>>96162470
All of those "women" also have dicks. And if you're into that, you're a faggot.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, you do you. Or whoever you're into.
Anonymous No.96163105 >>96163309
>>96161610
nobody cares about this, it was thrown in to satisfy grogs mad that there are races not in the White Box in modern D&D, because 5e is an edition about avoiding pissing anyone off.
Anonymous No.96163106 >>96163736 >>96165033
>>96162470
Human men are BUILT to be praise dispensers for tiefling women.
Anonymous No.96163270
>>96158400
>>96158407
Anonymous No.96163309 >>96163436
>>96163105
Then why are (You) so pissed off?
Anonymous No.96163353 >>96164699
>>96159600
I both yawned and eye-rolled reading this. I hope you have enough self-awareness to realize that this is an unfun idea to subject your party and GM to.
Anonymous No.96163436
>>96163309
I'm not?
Anonymous No.96163736 >>96166400
>>96163106
Just wondering Zaki anon, who's the artist you usually commission?
Anonymous No.96163861 >>96164715
>>96155599 (OP)
>what is your reaction
Anonymous No.96164699 >>96164753 >>96167739
>>96163353
Apparently I am not, but I don't have a lot of experience playing edgy characters or paladins. What exactly are the issues with such a concept? I am genuinely ignorant to the ramifications of playing such a character.
Anonymous No.96164715
>>96163861
Still shilling your cringe tranny comics here, eh?
Anonymous No.96164753
>>96164699
If I had to guess, a suicidal character might throw themselves into danger needlessly and by extension, throwing the party into danger.

Its also common for Lawful Good players to suck the fun out of games by policing the actions of others.

Or that guy is just a dick.
Anonymous No.96164805 >>96178233
>>96155623
That's what I would do too. Also no edgy backstory just a human fighter that wanted to be an adventurer and calls out their edge every fucking time and often mistaking them and their backgrounds since they almost the same.
Anonymous No.96164814
>>96155737
Is that Daggerheart or DnD? They both have that problem now. Just wanted to be sure which one you're talking about
Anonymous No.96164956
>play campaigned based on a Undertale/Deltarune setting
>basically the vibe is comedy mixed with tragedy as one would
>play as a little human bastard who cause minor nuisance to NPCs but otherwise tries to include players as much as possible
>another player is basically playing the equivalent of a paladin
>constantly preaches how being a nuisance is wrong
>well fuck it I go somewhere else
>guy follows
>I describe my character thinking about stealing some medication from a hospital
>guy grabs my character in spite of me having done nothing yet
>have to argue for the next 2 hours begging him to leave me the fuck alone and go away
>literally ask random NPCs to help me get rid of a stalker
>somehow GM doesn't see anything wrong with this happening
>basically the entire game is on hold with this guy following me around no matter where I go
>literally all the other players are not playing because this is happening
>GM seems to be fine in us fighting it out
Characters being too edgy sucks but people making a fucking moralist in a setting that thrives off people doing stupid shit is also the most idiotic thing holy shit.
Anonymous No.96165033
>>96163106
Doesn't even need to be sexual, just headpats and praise and occasional treats, kind of like hound master handling fiendish sort of mutts and bitches.
Anonymous No.96165036
I do the same thing I do every game and roll up a Warforged Paladin who does his best to help everyone. It would be a beacon of warmth and light and do it's best to help the rest of the party with their daddy issues.

He would eventually get self-conscious about being the only one without horns, so he'd eventually buy some from a hunter and nail them to his forehead. They would be massive.
Anonymous No.96165152
>>96155599 (OP)
>Oh okay, cool. Let me just fix my character a bit
>Change his name to something like Raven Blackshard
>Look up Brandon Lee from the Crow on my phone and quickly redraw my portrait
>Fix any other inconsistencies
>Okay guys I'm ready to play!
Anonymous No.96166400
>>96163736
fiverr com/tansartwork
Anonymous No.96166423
>>96155599 (OP)
>I can’t wait to play DnD
And other sentences I would never say.
Anonymous No.96167739 >>96169594
>>96164699
Nta but "edgy self-hating demon avenger" is like babby's first edgelord. I personally have nothing against it provided the execution is fun (e.g. Blade and Hellboy) but it's also easy for such a character to into self-obsessed broodwank. And its not exactly novel, which it sounds like you were trying to be.
Anonymous No.96169508
>>96159023
>devils but "good"
>rainbow skin color
>tails
>sometimes hooves
Anonymous No.96169594
>>96167739
Oh I know the concept isn't novel, I'm sure it's been done to death like most things but it's a concept I haven't tried or seen at my table. If I were to play him I would probably make him super cheerful but with a slight melancholy. He would think he is a good person but he would never think he is good enough.

Maybe he will come to see it as a gift to fight fiends more effectively, maybe he finds a way to remove his infernal taint, maybe he sacrifices himself chasing redemption. For me its the journey, some people make their characters at their narrative end point and its just about accruing power for them but I like to see how they will change over the course of the game.
Anonymous No.96170425 >>96170437
>>96160703
>I've seen people extend it to the various elves and halflings
And they have been right. Anything but a white male human is freakshit and instant permaban from my table.
>hurr durr nogaemz
Been DMing since the 80's and still going strong.
Anonymous No.96170437
>>96170425
And this is exactly why I don't consider "freakshit" a useful form of slang, thank you
Anonymous No.96170671
>>96160782
>LotR falls under freakshit
Correct. There's a literal angel in the party.
Anonymous No.96171570
Remake my character into an edgy tiefling warlock with daddy issues, obviously.
Anonymous No.96175151
>Remake Zindane of Candlekeep, one of my first long term D&D characters, who was a Tiefling without even a shred of angst over or interest in his ancestry. Instead he was a pious, LG scholar-priest who dedicated himself to the world at large and making it better
>GM even had his ancestor turn up at one point and he went 'Lol, I really couldn't give less of a shit if we're related, my only interest in demons is categorizing and removing you from this plane. Not even a thing I actively work towards, I don't hate you or anything, I'm just apathetic.'
Zero Angst, maximum benevolence, slight British accent, serious Knawledge rolls, let's do this.
Anonymous No.96175157
>>96155832
>>In this campaign we will be roleplaying RAPE, BEATING OF WOMEN AND ONLY WOMEN and GRAPPLE checks
We're playing that swedish gangrape rpg?
>from 3.5e
Nevermind I'm out.
Anonymous No.96175162
>>96155599 (OP)
is the redheaded one literally traced over Philosophytube or is it just a really strange coincidence?
Anonymous No.96175229
>>96155710
I was going to say 'bait used to be believable', but you hooked in like 11 retards with this.
Anonymous No.96175449
If everyone it's playing the same thing I just roll with it.
Anonymous No.96175468 >>96175523 >>96182123
>>96155623
>angel mom and Paladad
are such marriages even legal?!
Anonymous No.96175523
>>96175468
If it be the will of the gods, anon
Anonymous No.96175609
>>96155599 (OP)
I commit to the bit and swap to tiefling as well.
Anonymous No.96175628 >>96178089
>>96162493
Prove it.
Anonymous No.96175803
>>96155599 (OP)
I make a hexblooded aasimar with mommy issues. My lineage is the most special, my genes are the biggest clusterfuck, and my mom is the worst.
Anonymous No.96177902
>>96156819
Nice selfie
Anonymous No.96178089 >>96178417
>>96175628
https://files.catbox.moe/2q9y00.png
Anonymous No.96178233 >>96187153
>>96158657
>>96155623
>>96164805
This. I would just make the wholesome straight man to the clownshow and immediatly have a nice basis for roleplaying that character. Bonus Points if you make him a rough and tough, but protective dad type, because in my experience, atleast the (actual) girls playing tieflings will be one-shotted by that.
Anonymous No.96178417
>>96178089
Anonymous No.96178654
>>96155599 (OP)
I play the Dad.
Anonymous No.96178693
Pick an even more niche race, I would go with a warforged.
Anonymous No.96180041
>>96155599 (OP)
>What is your reaction
To ask why they look so human.
Anonymous No.96180500
>>96156821

JRPG costume on characters in a game that's supposed to be Medieval fantasy or Sword & Sorcery is as bad as tieflings.
Anonymous No.96181514 >>96181586
>>96155889
temu edward elric
Anonymous No.96181580
Thread still up? Great place I can show new animation commission I just got. First animation I've ever gotten.
Anonymous No.96181586
>>96181514
It's mean to be a hot girl inside a huge armor, I hope you don't think Edward is the same or even better.
Anonymous No.96181791
>>96155599 (OP)
I am playing the token human male (the only one of EITHER of those) in a party that contains a Drow (effectively being played in this setting as a mix between Drukhari and actual Drow), two different kinds of elf, and a dhampir.

He's also a better person than the vast majority of the party, despite being a spy- though not one that's against the party's interests.

It's a fun time, though only because I'm not on babysitting duty like I usually am in campaigns.
Anonymous No.96181817
>>96157961
Damn, you must be a special kind of fucking retard to waste your time patching up a shit system then. No wonder you didn't actually have a rebuttal.
Anonymous No.96181824 >>96187099
>>96155778
Most of my D&D games boil down to maybe a single weird option then everyone else is humans, elves, or dwarves.

Last game of 5e I ran had a ton of homebrew races that included a flying option with a d6 natural weapon, and the party was 60% human. This tends to be the trend in games I run or play that have race options.

As a GM I'm this close to cutting the LOTR core (Human/Halfling/ Dwarf/Elf) entirely just to force everyone to play something different for once. Thankfully, now that I've had time to make my own modern fantasy system, and I have a game in the works when one of the current ones I play in wraps, I've finally got a fairly varied party:
>Velicraptor dinosaur humanoid girl who is part of a street gang of harpies
>Starchild (Basically visually alien x from ben 10 cause it's a cool aesthetic) male who has basically become the edgiest moron due to how he was raised when he popped into existence on the planet
>Human male (this guy always plays humans in every party no matter what) blaster caster (haven't gotten more from him about his character yet cause' we have a good few months until the game starts but I like getting character ideas early)

66% non-humans, 33% human, finally, having a bunch of fun mechanically interesting non-human options works because unlike 5e I didn't make humans a jack of all trades, because those are boring to have in a system and IMO TTRPGs should force as much specialization as possible while punishing generalization as much as possible. It's a cooperative game. You should have to rely on the party for your weaknesses, and if you all do the same thing as a bit well enjoy playing on hard mode.
Anonymous No.96182123
>>96175468
Why wouldn't it be? If an angel is into a palachad it's her right to make him a paladad.
Anonymous No.96182164
>>96160608
I'm not angry that such a hypothetical group might exist (I've never heard of one irl), but i am angry that the assumption of the existence of these alleged groups is grossly hyper-represented in the design decisions of the hobby.
Anonymous No.96182174
>>96155599 (OP)
I don't play any editions that include Tieflings.
Anonymous No.96186064
>>96155710
players dont have rights
Anonymous No.96186076
>>96155710
The DM is god
Anonymous No.96187099
>>96181824
Ew
Anonymous No.96187153
>>96155623
>>96178233
>I'm going to make the straight man in this party of edgelords, that'll show them
Yeah, until you're five sessions in and realize your character only really exists to be the butt-monkey to their antics. The stodgy "white male oppressor" stereotype. You're nothing more than the set-up to the joke that is the campaign. I've seen enough Critical Role type bullshit to know where this goes, and it's nowhere agreeable.