Thread 96701262

>You get hit by truck kun and isekaid to the world of the last game you played in/DMed
How do you fare ?

>>96701262 (OP)
I think I'm just gonna die and cease to exist because I can't get any games.

>>96701262 (OP)
I don't wanna go to Viet-fucking-nam.

>>96701262 (OP)
>World of Darkness
As a mortal with plenty of meta-knowledge? I'm gonna die the moment I come across any supernatural, but at least I'll know what exactly killed me.

> Playing Hardspace Shipbreaker all night last night
> But logged in to my Palworld save so my friend could hop on and put one of the pals in global storage

..Define played in. Cause I'm either super fucked or probably okay.

>>96701262 (OP)
>Get hit by truck and wake up in a coma
>Wake up in fucking Detroit
>In 2045 era Cyberpunk
Flatlining myself real fuckin' quick choomba. I'm just lucky it wasn't my game but the buddy's companion game set in the corpo district; mine is set in the fucking Cage.

>>96701352
>..Define played in
tabletop, not vidya

>DM homebrewed Innistrad campaign
Well fuck.

>>96701405
> Dark Heresy campaign where my character is secretly an amalgam of stolen memories mashed in to one person with even more I don't know about and don't know who I actually am or my own real history
> Only the DM knows

I correct myself. I am ULTRA fucked.

>>96701262 (OP)
>Athas

>>96701262 (OP)
Do I get Isekaid as myself or as my character?

>>96701308
Same here, so in order to not just post a double, I'll answer with second to last game I played in.
>real world, but no Covid pandemic or UA-RU war
>mechs exist
>aliens start infiltrating the Earth in about 10 years
So I fare well, it's all gucci until I start acting like a crazy prepper that avoids large bodies of water.

>BattleTech FedCom Civil War
I immediately come to VSD's aid and fight against the loyalists
How I'll get a 'mech to do so idk

>>96701262 (OP)
I'll be fine.

>>96701262 (OP)
I go to the furthest possible away position from where the campaign is set, even if it's in the middle of an ocean, and wish luck to the PCs. All the suck in the world is concentrated in the area the party's in and the world won't end painfully for everyone as long as they don't fuck up.

>>96701262 (OP)
>it's a post-apoc wasteland of demons, mind melters, power-armor fascists and human-flesh-eating monsters
Quite poorly, I would think. I want to go home right now.

>warhammer fantasy RPG 2e
I'm not even just dead, I'm gonna be dead and my soul raped for eternity.

>>96701262 (OP)
I'm in the Stormlight game I'm DMing, and in the plot we're still pre-Everstorm chronologically, since I look like a tall Shin I might be able to make it Shinovar and avoid all the crazy shit except for the shit the 5th book talks about.
At least I don't have to worry about weird megafauna.

>>96701308
>Being a bum ass mortal in WoD

"Anon, why are you being so jumpy lately? Anyways, there's this new bar downtown I wanted to check out..."

>>96701262 (OP)
>Alien RPG
it's completely fucking tacover for me

>>96701262 (OP)
The setting is generic fantasy, but the table rotates GMs. And so tonally this flipflops between "family friendly Saturday morning cartoon" and "hyper-violent and vulgar writing with morally gray characters". It's like the medieval equivalent of having Batman B&B and Invincible take place in the same universe with the same characters, except it's been hosted by mildly-autistic amateurs.
Unfortunately last session fell into the later so I'd be dicked.

>>96702377
just pledge yourself to Slaanesh, this way you'll at least enjoy the rape

>>96701308
Same, so my second choice is the Humblewood world in 5e.

Being the only human in a world of animal-people, where any non-flying mammals is treated as inferior? I ain't going to have fun

>>96701262 (OP)
>Exalted
Oh man not only am I fucked I am TURBO FUCKED

>>96701262 (OP)
I'm sent to Shadow of the Demon Lord. Unlike everything else that exists, I'm not demonic or derived from the same metaphysical soul structure. I have no idea how that would work magically but it wouldn't be anything good. This is outside of the obscenity inherent to everything else. What a miserable fate.

DND campaign 1, Setting is very rise-of-artificers world of elements fantasy setting, inspired by Avatar Legends of Korra style tech. World is turning increasingly modern and industrialised, including a vegas-like city in the desert founded by a mage connecting a portal to the elemental plane of water and installing wells powered by decanters-of-endless-water, allowing him to found a somewhat lawless city since no nation held claim over the desert. Most places are increasingly safe and urbanised so I imagine I'd be ok relatively as a human commoner.

DND campaign 2, Setting is in the wild duchy, where humans have settled on the fringe of dangerous feywild forests with skinwalkers and frost giants to the south, cannibal elves to the east, forest dragons to the west and vicious ents and treefolk to the north. Any remaining gaps are filled with automonous robot knights serving an unknown master, giant beaver warriors with the powers of thor and dozens of undergrund hives filled with those bugs from starship troopers. The entire continent is a giant ritual pot by an ancient immortal wizard who intentionally coordinated all of these horrible races to live together with the sole intent of producing a kingdom filled with human warriors who have spent generations fighting things to the point that the average commoner slides out of the womb as a CR1 Veteran. And it's working. I don't think I'd fare well here.

Dark Heresy campaign, Setting for the current mission is a massive agriworld with a stable summer orbit and 70% of the landmass has been converted into genetically altered razorgrain fields where crops are sewn, watered and harvested by massive town-sized combine harvester-walkers that function as outpost/towns for the majority of the population. As the population is about 60% abhuman/mutants and 20% servitor, as one of the few humans I'd actually likely thrive here as some kind of middle-upper management. Funny that the 40k setting is my best bet.

>>96701262 (OP)
>1980s HMOFA Twilight 2000 in a setting where 2/3rds of the male population died after the bombs dropped.
I'm going to be raped by giant hyena women and kept around for forced breeding and building sten guns if I don't get eaten by cannibal communist raiders first.

>>96701262 (OP)
>Unknown Armies
I just HAD to import my favorite cosmic horror story into a game taking place in a small Midwestern Town, god damn it.

>>96701262 (OP)
>Call of Cthulhu
I’ll just try to ignore everything and go on with my life. Maybe try to get to the Dreamlands, but that’s my only planned adventure.

>>96701262 (OP)
>40k
it's over

>>96701262 (OP)
>homebrew, gonzo fantasy with random sci-fi tech thrown in setting for my lewd campaign
Good news, my kinks are easy to find and I know where all the world shattering artifacts are.
Bad news, I am a level 1 commoner and actually getting to all the high powered stuff is going to be risky.

>>96701262 (OP)
>star wars
i hopefully fuck some togruta pussy before i inevitably run afoul of some hutt and get disintegrated

>My own vanilla homebrew world

I’d die, but it’d be fun to meet my creations.

>Forbidden Lands
I guess ill starve or die horribly

>>96701262 (OP)
>Star Trek using BESM2E
So long as I show up in Federation space, I'm fine.

>>96704064
>Togruta
A good friend.

>Curse of Strahd
and I am actively being hunted...

>>96701262 (OP)
>Stargate
I think I’d turn out pretty good, as long as I don’t end up on a Gua’uld world

>>96702227
oh god i also get dumped on Rifts Earth.
if i get my Glitter Boy armor and am able to pilot it i'm probably fine. if not, i hope i have isekai protagonist bullshit hax or i'm toast.

>>96701262 (OP)
>technically call of cthulhu
Applesauce!

>>96704460
Have fun, sounds like a really shitty way to die.

>>96701262 (OP)
>last GM'd: Delta Green
>last played: Solasta

Either way, I'm getting replaced by lizard-aliens.

>>96701262 (OP)
>Wrath & Glory
I'm landing on a Hive World and likely getting beaten to death by a factorum overseer for not meeting quota.

>>96701262 (OP)
Last game was Star Trek Adventures 2e, so assuming I am sent to the Federation I should be pretty good

>>96701262 (OP)
>TRUCK-KUN CARES NOT FROM WHERE THE ISEKAI PROTAGONISTS FLOW
>HE CARES ONLY THAT THEY INDEED FLOW

>>96701262 (OP)
>Literally one year until a god of the undead that looks like a red moon wipes out civilisation on the planet
>Multiple plagues worse than covid
>Undead everywhere from one plague
>Rampaging green skins kidnapping and murdering people
>Place has an enormous number of worshippers to eldritch horrors
If I’m myself I’ll struggle. If I’m a hero I’ll be set. I know all the secrets of the world and where to find the weapon that makes you immediately level 20. It’s quite a quest to get in though.

>>96701262 (OP)
>You get hit by truck kun and your fat ass completely cushions the impact
Nice try truck kun.

>>96710757
>More Truck-kuns begin to fly in above you in response

>>96701262 (OP)
I'd be able to use my knowledge of various significant NPCs' personal lives to at least get an audience with the guy who would be able to read my mind and confirm that I do in fact have knowledge that should be impossible for me to have. That'd be enough to get me into a comfortable living position, given the connections he has. Ironically, due to the nature of the madness that gives him mind-reading abilities, he probably would assume that I was also somewhat insane and wouldn't necessarily believe that I'm a "Dungeon Master" with a "worldbuilding" hobby, whatever those things even mean.

>>96701262 (OP)
I would do good. As a NPC modeled after my idealized/dream woman would just whisk me away. She was a character that act as meta load and save function for when the players continued or quit the quest during each session.

>>96702227
Shin Megami Tensei?

>>96701262 (OP)
>England, 1905
I move to America, somewhere around the Bay Area of California, and I invest in various companies. I also stop a few anarchist bombings because I hate those faggots.

>>96701262 (OP)
Homebrew setting. I guess I go do mad science shit. Could probably get a job in some backwater area doing machine repair to pay for everything. Hopefully that'll distract from the impending apocalypse if I don't figure out a way to stop it.

If it is traditional game it is Hunter x Hunter.

If it is video game Diablo

Curse of Strahd. Oh im fucked for sure.

>>96701262 (OP)
Isekai is gay and so are (you)