Thread 96712620

>daughter brings home a wood elf
what do?

Chop it up and feed the dogs?

>>96712637
Do not rape your daughter’s effeminate elven boyfriend.

>>96712620 (OP)
>what do?
I throw termites at that timber twink.

>>96712646
>boyfriend
No, see, this is clearly a woman, listen to how it moans. Now go out there and git yerself a proper human lumberjack.

>>96712646
>rape your daughter
you got your answer

>>96712620 (OP)
Depends on the game.

>>96712620 (OP)
Better than a Southron.

>>96712620 (OP)
Depends on what setting. Which is?

>>96712620 (OP)
>my grandchildren will be 25% human, 25% FAT DOG and 50% wood elf
What fresh hell is this?

>>96712620 (OP)
I am apprehensive about the possibility of being turned into a tree, devoured by animals, or shot full of arrows.
Elves are the niggers of the woods.
But I put the kettle on, and wait and see.

>>96712620 (OP)
>>>/qst/
Fuck off with these shitty party/character prompt threads. You have a whole board dedicated to this shit, go there.

Like hell I'm wasting my brown daughter on a WOOD elf. She's marrying a tall BLOND, blue-eyed high elf!

>>96712620 (OP)
>great, she can't procreate with that and maybe she'll get bored of him in ten or twenty years and marry one of Shattershield's boys. Or she just doesn't, who cares, we've got 4 other girls and 6 boys to carry on the clan name
Getcha a drink, my boy? We've got ale, stout or porter

>>96712620 (OP)
>daughter brings wood elf
Kill him, skin his body, send the skin to his family, feed the dogs with his bowels and turn the bones into furniture
>daughter brings wood elf and his hot wood elf sister
Constant racist remarks, maybe a punch or two
>daughter brings wood elf and his hot wood elf mom
I've always been a true believer in dwarf and elf kinship and cooperation, far stronger and older than that of those stinky humans. After all, we share so much history together. Discrimination has no place in this household. Anyways, how about some poetry?

>>96712620 (OP)
>it's a female wood elf

>>96714534
Fat dog anon? Is it really you?

>>96717492
If those are wood elves, do I want to know how dark the dark elves get?

>>96717576
High elves = white
Wood elves = brown
Dark elves = coal black or dark purple/blue

So it is, so it shall always be

>>96712638
if anything kobolds would be one of the easier races to adapt into dwarven culture.
both miners
both live unnaground.
both crafty

>>96712620 (OP)
I'll burn the forest before I let my blood mix with that of a knife-eared!

>>96712620 (OP)
BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HIM!!!

>>96717636
Anon you don't understand. The kobold's male, and anons dwarf son is gay and bottoms.

>>96719423
Still better than bringing home an elf, anon.

>>96719641
>dorfwankers are gay bottoms
Lul, I always knew it

>>96712620 (OP)
How can someone, in good conscience, object to their daughter or son being with an Elf? Think about it logically; they're smarter, healthier, wiser and better-looking than you. They will give your bloodline not only the richness of Elvish longevity, comeliness and talent, but it also means you're now capable of entering the world of Elvish society. It's like being upset because your pretty black daughter in the 1980s started dating a middle-class white guy. You go for it.

>>96712620 (OP)
>Act like i like him
>Offer to bring him to mines
>Get dwarf buddies to collapse mine on him
>Set her up with a guy who can actually grow some facial hair

>>96722363
Footboy?

>>96722363
Their child would be bullied into suicide/magic academy shooting.

>>96723694
>Robard hath a quick hande
>He lookest round yon room, and tellst not his plan
>He hath prepared explosive runes
>Hanging out his satchel; he's an outlaw youth
>He hast found a six-charged wand
>In his father's chest, in his father's chest
>And I knowest not even what
>But he comest for thee, but he comest for thee!

>>96712620 (OP)
Get mildly annoyed that Half-Elves don't actually inherit racial traits of their parent so my grandkids are so close and yet so far from the most broken racial trait.

>>96723694
Midgets can't be bullies, they're impossible to take seriously

>>96712620 (OP)
Remind her of what happened to her brother when he tried to do the same thing.

>>96719423
>Take the male kobold and fuck it till it is female (they change sex when dominated, this is canon)
>Use it to father a small workforce
>Give it back to son when holes are being sufficiently dug
Diamonds from coal, anon

>>96742653
Better times.

>>96712620 (OP)
What game?