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Anonymous No.96788889 [Report] >>96789134 >>96789447 >>96789455
>THAT NEOLITHIC CIVILIZATION OF METHANE-BREATHING BAT PEOPLE ON A TINY MOON 86,000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM TERRA HAS TO BE VIRUS BOMBED TO EXTINCTION BECAUSE...
>UMM...UUHH... IT JUST HAS TO OK!?
Anonymous No.96788923 [Report]
You missed the general.
Anonymous No.96788947 [Report]
Neolithic now, interstellar threat later.
Anonymous No.96788960 [Report]
>DID YOU JUST SAY BLESS YOU AFTER I SNEEZED? DID YOU SAY THANK GOD WHEN YOUR 15-HOUR WORK SHIFT IN THE PLASTEEL FOUNDRY ENDED?
>PREPARE THE DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY TORTURE MACHINES. NO RE-LIE-GION IN MY IMPERIUM, CHUD
Anonymous No.96789019 [Report]
Yes.
Anonymous No.96789052 [Report]
>Sharty raid thread
Anonymous No.96789134 [Report]
>>96788889 (OP)
Yes my Emperor. Thy will be done, glory to the imperium of man
Anonymous No.96789144 [Report] >>96789445 >>96789454
So when are greentext OPs finally going to be an autoban?
Anonymous No.96789383 [Report]
Love me 'mperor
Anonymous No.96789445 [Report]
>>96789144
Never. Mods are fucking faggots and need a greasy pepperoni fart ripped in their faces.
Anonymous No.96789447 [Report]
>>96788889 (OP)
the funny thing to me is that every time the Emperor destroys a harmless but evolving xenos civilization during the Great Crusade, it means he looked into their future and saw that a few thousands years later they'd destroy the Imperium. Humanity is spawncamping every threat that could challenge it because it's weak and easily surpassed by xenos. Just look at the Tau, who in the span of merely 1,000 years went from being primitive tribals to having an empire of nearly 1,000 worlds now after the 5th Sphere Expansion, and the Imperium just can't stop them because it tried and failed already
Anonymous No.96789454 [Report]
>>96789144
When
>Offtopic image and twitter screencap image
>. for post text
threads gets banned, so probably never sadly
Anonymous No.96789455 [Report]
>>96788889 (OP)
>eagle heads aren't soifacing
>medals aren't soifacing
>no awards

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