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A Righteous Mushroom

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>>96884914 (OP)
Imagine making it all the way to the dying months of 2025 before deciding to do this. At least you can't accuse him of trend chasing.

>asexual
Well, that's certainly a way to make religious celibacy sound gay and modern

>>96884998
It's still chasing if you are doing so at a painfully slow speed.

>>96885002
Religion is heckin' bad and divergent sexualities are wholesome.

I've never heard of being asexual in a way that doesn't seem absolutely miserable and this comic really does nothing to change that.

>>96884914 (OP)
A lot of strips that Rich puts up are about 30 to 50% pointless, but something still happens
This one is just an entirely pointless gag strip that isn't even fucking funny

>I thought I heard you—one of you—saying it was a pity—umph—a pity I never had—any children … eh? … But I have, you know … I have …” The others smiled without answering, and after a pause Chips began a faint and palpitating chuckle. “Yes—umph—I have,” he added, with quavering merriment. “Thousands of ’em … thousands of ’em… and all boys."
>>96885324
Possible foreshadowing that O-Chul isn't long for this world, though he's likely to be getting one hell of an exit if so.

>>96885002
It's the beholder who's describing it like that, and they literally are asexual. As in, they reproduce asexually through self-fertilization.

This is the first comic in a while that I'd give a 0/10 to.

It isn't funny, and it doesn't advance the plot.

Christ, imagine making a work so bad that it barely even inspires anyone to bother shitting on it. And after decades of wasting your life on it, no less. If I was Rich I'd jump in front of a train.

>asexual
That came out of fucking nowhere. I thought that we were done with the age of bringing your sexuality into everything.

>>96885498
This; it's so bad I refuse to even Thog it.

>>96885180
Gonna have to disagree there, dawg. O-Chul makes it sounds righteous and cool.

>>96885628
Well that`s the thing, innit, a paladin having zero interest in sex? That`s not exactly new or crazy. It's just that calling it Asexual makes it really stupid and gay.

>>96884914 (OP)
This one was funny.

He's just fucking with the forum people and their dumb theories

>>96884914 (OP)
>Not funny
>Does not advance the plot
>Largely about that dwarf that no one cares about
A new low.

>>96885483
Yeah I think it was a pun on reproducing asexually that didn't land because the language is so clinical.

>>96884914 (OP)
so the autistic one-step-from-trooning-out groomed the mitd? hot

>>96886044
I think that's the joke.
I think.

>>96886324
No, the joke is the confusion between 'Asexual' (Does not have sexual interest) and 'Asexual' (Aka a being who does not have a sex and reproduces asexually)

Why is the beholder excited about this? How can anyone possibly find this topic interesting?

>>96885731
It's just so boring.
>>96886438
Beholders are asexual. They reproduce by vomiting out new ones.

>>96886438
chance to compare gooning techniques

>>96886498
I thought beholders dream their children into existence
which I always thought actually sounded appropriately esoteric and intriguing

>>96885692
The core joke of Thog is that Rich could get across the same amount of plot development using fewer words. But when a strip has no plot development whatsoever, there's nothing to Thog.

I'll admit I'm a little relieved; I was so sure that Rich would make O-Chul gay and making him celibate is marginally less cringey

>>96886438
He is a kid and has had little exposure to humans so probably doesn't know much about them and maybe he thought it was neat that he had something in common with someone so different from him. I kind of just wish O-chul just said something like "No, I'm just not looking for anyone right." Being asexual is dumb.

>>96884914 (OP)
Oy gevalt and just at the start of No Nut November, what a shanda!

Let’s keep moving, people.

We really didn't need the shark paladin and the female dwarf to join the group. They've been with the party for ten years now and I still don't remember their names.

>>96887882
Lien is kinda cute though

>>96887882
The shark paladin has a nice story in one of the books you're supposed to pay for.

>>96887882
>Writer ran out of ideas for the main characters
>Focuses on expanding side characters
Never a good sign, just get to the gate or encounter Nale or something

>>96888978
As always, this is the sort of thing that flows much more smooth when it's seconds between pages rather than weeks

You know, I probably wouldn't be so bothered by these "literally fucking nothing happens" updates if it weren't ~2 months between updates.

Like I'm legitimately concerned at this point that either Rich or myself will kick it before the story is finished.

>>96889287
It's not like he's George RR Martin. Rich is only 51, and not every update is so far apart from the previous one.

Actually though, I wouldn't be surprised if he whipped this one up quick while he had the idea. It's one of the rare pages that doesn't really seem to touch on anything that matters to the plot, and the bit is topical. Easy to throw together, doesn't need him to selectively look for what threads he wants to pull at and then wrap it up in a joke.

>>96886498
Why did you reply to my question with a statement that doesn't answer it?

>>96889351
"only". the strip has already consumed a significant faction of his life span, and every decade has a higher probability of some catastrophic health problem than the previous.

upscale.
and wow, this one is remarkably bad.

>>96885437
>umph
What an onomatopoeia

>>96889351
assuming this book is the last one, and that it's about as long as his last couple books (~260 comics), he's on pace to reach the end (comic 1449) on February 10, 2031.

That's using the last 30 or so comics to get the average completion time, but that's steadily been getting worse... Nevertheless, I'm sure someone will still be here, thogging.

>>96889547
He said in one of the Q&As that there will be seven books, even if the seventh one was so long it had to be split into two physical volumes. He also said in the sixth book that Sunny would be an important character "in the first half of the next arc". So we're not even at the halfway point. This shit lasting until 2040 is not implausible.

>>96889966
It'll last until his Patreon bucks dry up.

>>96889547
>>96889351
i dont know if you guys remember when he updated 3 times a week bc that was 20 years ago
i do wonder what his specific medical problem is that prevents him from working

>>96890253
>i dont know if you guys remember when he updated 3 times a week bc that was 20 years ago
I remember...
>i do wonder what his specific medical problem is that prevents him from working
IBS

>>96884914 (OP)
>Ok, let's keep moving, people.
>No.

>>96890253
I did not forget this. I've been reading since well before the thumb injury.

His release schedule is far more inconsistent, and oftentimes much more spread out than it used to be. But he still sometimes surprises us by releasing pages relatively close together.

As slow and nothing as OotS is, at least it isn't The Outsider.

>>96884914 (OP)
*sigh*
It's all so tiresome.

OH HOW HECKIN' BRAVE AND VALID

Why do these "people" put weakness on a pedestal?

>>96892701
Because humanity somehow got the notion into their heads that the weak deserve to exist and it's been all downhill from there.

>>96892720
>>96892701
At least they won't breed.

>>96890253
Remember when webcomics were a thing and Google was useful?

>>96889471
Thank you, anon.

>>96892701
There's an entire religion around "The meek shall inherit the Earth"

>>96893171
A lot of the people in said religion (and variants thereof) don't honestly believe this though. They're big fakers.

>>96884914 (OP)
And then everyone clapped

>>96893171
Yeah, when the strong are done with it.

>>96890253
>i do wonder what his specific medical problem is that prevents him from working

it's called Patreonitis

it's where a content creator loses all motivation to work because he knows he'll get paid the same whether he does anything or not

>>96892613
It's a combination pandering and gag-a-day strip when he's nominally making a serious effort to finish sometime in the next decade, and the last one was a tik-tok gag-a-day strip. What with aura-farming months ago and that scurvy opening scars has absolutely been doing the rounds online I wonder if he's just sitting in front of tumblr because he's run out of ideas. The bit that anyone who got scars before gaining access to healing spells has to do surgery to be taken seriously was moderately interesting, but the sex stuff coming from what's ostensibly a child and been largely treated like one is a bit bleak, although I guess given Elan's apparent mental age that's not something Burlew thinks or cares about

>>96894562
>sex stuff coming from what's ostensibly a child and been largely treated like one is a bit bleak
Is it realy? Most children will at some point come up with a question how babies are made. And that old halfling hag surrogate mother does not seem like a person that could be bothere to explain things tactfully, Sunny probably knows whole bunch of age inappropriate things.

Holy Jesus, this is STILL going? I legit thought it would end before I lost my virginity,but I might actually have a shot.

>>96895037
Sure, with a bit of luck your mortician might be necrophiliac, which would still count.

>>96895083
I have to imagine that a mortician is more likely than average to get a stiffy over a stiff. Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life, y'know?

You'd really have to stretch how human-old Sunny is supposed to be for this to be merely modern and gay and not hmmm and uncomfortable.

>>96884914 (OP)
It's a little annoying that we wait so long between updates, only to get ones that don't advance the story and aren't even funny.

>>96895083
>laughs in space elf

>>96895464
Sure, the guy from pathology might be a bit of a weirdo, but he's very dependable and always working hard.

I can confirm. that is how gnomes reproduce

>>96895670
:(

>>96895670
gnomes reproduce through corprophylic polygamous incest

the only "descendents" in the loosest sense of the term, of any worth, are the result of actions too foul even for this accured place.

>>96885180
it's not really all that bad, it's just not being into something popular.

like, it honestly sounds disgusting. I don't want someone sticking their tongue down my throat or covering my dick in spit or mucus. it just sounds disgusting. Plus, you have to worry about putting a slimy rubber glove over your dick that ruins the expereince, except if you don't do that you can end up with either your dick rotting off, or a screaming shit machine you're legally and financially responsible for for the next 18+ years of your life.

And that's just plain old fucking. don't even get me started on what a pain shit like dating and marriage can be. that's a hard pass.

>>96895723
which book is that? I haven't touched 3.5 in decades, but that font makes it look like one of the campaign setting books

>>96895752
Races of Faerun

>>96890253
>i do wonder what his specific medical problem is that prevents him from working
GRRMitis, i.e. beign a lazy fat fuck

>>96892701
oppression olympics

>>96885180
Imagine if everyone in your life was super into juggling. Everyone had several sets of balls around the house, it was on every television show, advertisements would talk about how using the product would make your throws more consistent or your arc higher, people would exchange balls as a token of affection, on and on and on with the juggling. High schoolers steal each other's juggling equipment or dare each other to juggle dumber and dumber shit. Adults spend massive amounts of money on fragile juggling balls to show their mastery because if they ever dropped they'd shatter. A whole juggling society.

Now say you understand the mechanics of juggling, you've maybe even tried it a few times, but you don't really enjoy it. It's something to do with your hands but it's not a spiritual experience. You'd feel like a crazy person, that everyone you met treated this act as foundational and an intrinsic part of the human experience, and at most you find it tolerable.

It's not necessarily "bad" that you don't juggle but you're definitely on the back foot all the time, even if the only impact on your day-to-day life is you don't particularly care how high the ceilings are.

>>96895744
If you've never tried kissing or sex, you should. A lot of people think it's gross until they try it, and studies show that sexual arousal suppresses the disgust instinct.

Sex is objectively gross. In heterosexual sex, the man sticks his sweaty crotch object into a woman's orifice the inside of which is mostly physically similar to the inside of a nostril. The eventual goal is for a sticky fluid to leave the man's penis. The whole thing is gross.

And kissing? You jam your lips against each other and move your tongues together and exchange a bunch of saliva. It's gross.

A lot of foreplay is like licking another persons skin? Weird.

But when you're into it, none of that seems gross and all of it (well, most of it) seems awesome.

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0044111
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-009-9529-z
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11031-015-9485-y
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0118151

>>96895831

>If you've never tried kissing or sex

I've tried kissing, but it turned out pretty sexless. admittedly, the girl in question wasn't into me, it was our first kiss, and both of us had chapped lips. Ironically, both of us ended up being ace and she became a guy a few years ago. Now I'm stuck in this weird ambiguously gay state where I still prefer women, but have no desire to fuck one and also an ex boyfriend

>>96895892
I'm not trying to say that you're necessarily not asexual, but the fact that your first kiss was horrible might have given you a bad impression. It's like if the first time you had ice cream it was really bad so you decided you didn't like ice cream.

>>96885498
Yeah, I'm usually pretty forgiving, but I can't see a single purpose to this one.
Maybe he'll inspire someone to do something going forward (Probably MitD), but that would be more in the actual strip it happens, instead of one saying he inspires people.

>>96895902
nah, this wasn't what convinced me. it was years later when I finally had an attractive nice, sane girl fall for me that I suddenly realized I had zero interest in any of it. i just wanted proof of my own fuckability, and the minute I got that I didn't want anything else

>>96884914 (OP)
Eyyyy, Rich getting topical! Watch out everybody, next he'll do a Run-DMC spoof!

>>96884914 (OP)
Surprised nobody beat me to it t b h

>>96896079
FUCK I missed one, how did I manage that? Fixed.

>>96895997
>Run Dungeon Master-C
>It's tricky to roll a die
>To roll a die
>That has four sides
>It's trickay

the jokes write themselves

>>96892904
>>96892720
>>96892701
dont worry
when society colapses intellectual types will kill everyone else
an evening with the crap under the sink would yeild them enough poison gas to take out a neighborhood or 5 each
and most work in labs with way more hazerdous shit.
there wont be any fight or "but muh feelings" because not one of them will look someonee in the eyes. the weak who didnt bother to learn when the knowledge of untold billions was at their fingertips cant stand a chance with the larp ass survival tackticool bullshit they prop up.
every warrior every degenerate every loser and blue collar retard
and then there will be a good and happy world without political blocks or culture.

>>96890016
how could anyone be a fan of any of these non-characters?

>>96896328
no one is
they just cum when you post in servers for fandoms you have no interest in.
its all about you, we follow you everywhere.
its a vital part of human development you see.

>>96894843
Children being curious about sex in real life aren't being written by a fifty year old pedophile, so they're not creepy.

>>96895744
you sound like you're six years old mentally, no wonder you have this attitude

>>96895822
the difference is that intimacy, unlike juggling, really is a fundamental part of being human, and there really is something wrong with you, objectively. analogies don't automatically provide insight.

>>96896357
>>96896347

As someone who was asexual until apparently my brain decided at the ripe age of 22 to turn on the urge to fuck, I have been in both fields and I can say as an asexual I literally missed out on nothing.

If anything being hetero just made it hard annoying to be alone. I honestly wish I could go back to the way I was before. I feel disgusted with how much I need and want sex. How much I want to hold her tight and listen to her ramble on endlessly. It disgusts me in ways I can't even articulate to be so very biological.

Until I get some titties in my face and it all makes sense again.

Going from asexual to horny when you aren't some dipshit teen is the craziest shit. I truly relate to the protagonist in a eldritch horror story who's mind was forcefully opened. The world was instantly different and fascinatingly disgusting and beautiful and it was always there.

>>96896086
Almost there. Needs the beholder saying "sex" before the no

>>96896297
>when society colapses intellectual types will kill everyone else
Enjoying your matcha latte, "comrade"?

>>96896297
>and most work in labs with way more hazerdous shit.
Most intellectual types work in offices and understand how stupid idea it is to try to make chemical weapons with no proper safety equipment or training.

>>96889471
Why is the version on the site lower res?

And wow this was a bad one.

>>96890253
I do remember, that was when I started reading it.

His problem is obviously depression+laziness.

>>96898086
>Why is the version on the site lower res?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/upscale

>>96896467
>TFW 21 and no interest in talking to women (or men for that matter)
Am I in for the rollercoaster next? Maybe all the microplastics do after all is just slow you down.

How did I know /tg/ would be triggered by this comic?

>>96900323
Triggered by what? The lack of humor?

>>96895723
Feet.

>>96900323
>I love waiting 2 weeks for a current-topic unfunny punchline with no plot progression and too many words!

>>96901310
To be fair, if you don't like too many words, why are you reading OotS in the first place?

>>96901634
Sunk cost fallacy, same as everyone else who still reads it.

>>96895831
Honestly, thank god for my baked in instincts.
Intellectually, I recognize sex, food, excretion, and all these things as fucking disgusting and often deeply immoral. If it weren't for the override my brain has to make me do such things, I just wouldn't do any of them.

>>96901792
this anon gets it

>>96901897
Any system of morality that condemns basic upkeep of biology as immoral is flagellation, not ethics.

>>96901931
I'm sorry anon, but basic biology requires me to kill living and feeling things that want to live as much as I. Even the plants are killing each other. Nothing I can eat but fruit feels no pain, and I can't survive on just fruit.

I have to perform evil acts to survive. We all do. Just because they are required, does not make them not evil. The cruel hand of nature doesn't permit one to be without sin.

>>96898089
>>96895806
I was thinking about it more and the fact it has not improved in 20 fucking years really does make it seem fake
like would rich be on total disability if he didnt have the comic?

>>96902010
>Just because they are required, does not make them not evil.
Yes it does. It literally makes those acts non-evil. You suffer from an overscrupulous morality which has become life-hating. Common among nerds actually.

>>96902989
>has not improved in 20 fucking years
the way he does hands changed few years ago

>>96902999
No things required by necessity can still be evil. It's no excuse to stop doing them, but claiming otherwise is just being intentionally naive.
I see no reason to stick my head in the sand like that.

>>96902989
it's okay to not improve your art for a stick figure comic but dropping off so hard in terms of progression is inexcusable. If anything it should get easier near the end because you've figured everything out and it's just a matter of going with the flow.

>>96895831
I've tried them both. It really is overrated.

>>96887645
>>96896086
Excellent.

>>96903000
>>96903029
i was referring to his mental illness not his art

ITT fags

>be asexual
>hate snowflake politics and dislike posturing flag-hags.
>don't bring it up because its not important part of my identity.
>don't bring it up around lgbt friends because they will squeal like a pig and try to teach me all about asexual flags and signalling.
>irritated whenever I see forced quirky random lol I'm asexual nonbinary demisexual representation in media

>They introduce a character as asexual in order of the stick. It's a guy who is ace being pissed that some flag-hag beholder is squealing about his sexual identity and wants to paint his nails grey black and purple.

Shit, is this the power of representation in media? Am I seen?

>>96904802
>some flag-hag beholder is squealing about his sexual identity and wants to paint his nails grey black and purple
that's just the gitp posters, sunny just thinks that o-chul not looking for a relationship means he doesn't need one to reproduce

>>96895892
>>96903037
>>96895744
It's so strange to me how I knew hundreds of people growing up. I've kept at least a little bit in touch - through reunions - with the 17 people from my middleschool as well as the 29 people from my highschool + a bunch of students from outside of my class. I spent a year after highschool in a sort of commune with some 30 other young people, and I met some 60 odd friends at uni. And nowadays I have 40+ coworkers of course. Add to that an extended family with 14 aunts and uncles and 26 cousins. Then my wife has a huge catholic family as well that I have to hang out with every now and then.

And I've never met a trans person or anyone who called themselves asexual. I know 1 guy who's still a confirmed virgin at 33, but we're good friends and I know he's extremely horny for women. I also knew 1 lesbian girl in uni, and I have a friend from highschool who says he's bi but has only dated girls.

Then I go on 4chan or twitter and fucking everyone is some flavor of sexual dysfunction, and I get terrified that I'm looking into the future of my own country. If it's just a matter of time before this shit spreads from America to all other western nations.

>>96896467
You were literally just an incel anon. Unless you made it to 22 without ever masturbating, in that case you might be some sort of late bloomer

>>96905961
There's some elements of toasterfuckers but you also sound like someone saying "Allegedly 30% of the world population lives in China and India, but everyone I've ever met in person is from Nebraska". That says more about who you meet and where you met them than the breadth of human experience.

>>96905961
That's because those people generally don't leave the house.

>and I get terrified that I'm looking into the future of my own country
Well it's not like they're going to reproduce. The problem will eventually solve itself.

The joke is fine because the title is righteous mushroom. That turned my slight cringe to minor chuckle. The Tiktok one is still worse though, I do declare. Also O-Chul says he doesn't usually use the term with ellipses and everything.

>>96904802
> some flag-hag beholder is squealing about his sexual identity and wants to paint his nails grey black and purple.
Isn't the joke that's she's thinking about Asexual (Organism without sex) instead of Asexual (Sexuality)?

>>96884914 (OP)
thog wonder what mushroom fursuit is called

>>96884914 (OP)
thog wonder what mushroom fursuit is called
thog also remove leftover comma

>>96906983
Yes, actually. The page is taking the piss at the discourse over the beholder at pride image by pointing out the flaw in the logic. But some people are so outraged by the idea of non-heterosexual sexuality existing in the same reality as them that they don't even see that if they stopped to think about it, they would agree with Burlew on this one.

>>96907518
No, I think "Asexuality" is stupid because it's basically taking a monk with celibacy vow and going "mhm but what if we made them act like a gay discord teenager"

>>96905961
Your life experience is going to be different than everyone else's. I have about a half-dozen friends who are trans, and one that came out as nonbinary and asexual. In the case of the latter, that person used to identify as a cisgender man, and even has a child with their loving wife (and they still have a great relationship). I didn't know any trans people at all until I was in college, and that's partly because that's around the time that people I knew and grew up with came out as trans. You know, after they became adults and had more freedom to come to grips with their own identities as people.

I also used to think to myself "are trans men uncommon, because I don't know any?" And then one of my friends who used to identify as a lesbian came out as a trans man (turns out he was straight all along). Point being that a perspective of "I've never known anyone to be X" is likely temporary, and more a matter of circumstance than it necessarily being an indicator of the average experience. A lot of life is anecdotal.

>>96907539
Anon, if they acted gay, then they wouldn't be ace. Silly.

But also, there's a difference between not having sexual urges and swearing off of them. A monk with a celibacy vow that has no desire for intimacy has not made a meaningful vow at all.

>>96907571
>Anon, if they acted gay, then they wouldn't be ace.
Counterpoint, if you go around calling yourself queer and using some stupid flag you are a massive faggot.

>>96907581
>"I'm too narrow-minded to acknowledge that some of those things literally can't be gay, so I'll just be mad even if it makes me wrong."
You can just say this.

>>96907699
No, I'm sorry, if you feel the need to identity yourself with some stupid little flag you spam more often than a turkish nationalist spams the crescent moon you are gay. That's just the rules.

>>96907723
Here's the other thing you can admit to doing:
>"Anyone who disagrees with me MUST fit into the same category of people I don't want to acknowledge."
I'm a cishet white guy, buddy. No pride flags for me, though I'll support any of my friends who want to fly them in solidarity against people who hate them for really stupid reasons.

>>96907753
>I'm a cishet
Please refer to >>96907723

>>96907783
See also >>96907699 since you're just going in circles being wrong about stuff you're mad about.

>>96907794
>>96907723

>>96895822
>Adults spend massive amounts of money on fragile juggling balls to show their mastery because if they ever dropped they'd shatter.
I don't get what this maps to

>>96908115
Pick-up artists

>>96908115
It's not a concrete metaphor, honestly I was a bit lost in the sauce there. Mostly it's any sort of expenditure into dating/hookup culture where the process becomes its own reward separate from the actual fulfillment of meeting someone and liking them.

>>96908447
>Mostly it's any sort of expenditure into dating/hookup culture where the process becomes its own reward separate from the actual fulfillment of meeting someone and liking them.
You mean like any other hobby?

>>96907115
really dumb, good job. made me chortle especially at the end

>chastity
>asexual
So taking an act of sacrifice from an actually sexual being and making into a fetish of someone who isn't.
Kinda disgusting desu.

Should I even bother reading this If I didn't get into it a decade ago? It's been going on forever along with girl genius and that other dungeon master comic I forgot the name of and it doesn't seem any closer to ending.

>>96901908
fpbp

>>96908593
How much does it bother you when you get into a work and then it never gets completed?

If that's an issue for you, don't bother. If that isn't an issue, it's a decently entertaining webcomic (stick figure art notwithstanding) at least arguably worth a read. It's not a masterpiece by any means, but when you're not waiting 2 months between updates most of it is pretty good.

>>96908556
I don't think you made sense of this. In fact, you equating any of that to fetishes, or thinking it is trying to say that, doesn't make sense.

>>96908593
How long does it take you to read a comic strip? Like one minute, three minutes tops? Cause you could easily burn through the thing in a week if you read like a couple hours a day or so.

>>96908447
ok yeah I thought that might have been what you were going for but everything else was pretty 1:1 so I thought I might just have been missing something

>>96896888
Biological weapons on the other hand...

>>96905961
This is entirely a personal experience thing. But I live in a (small) city and of course encountered plenty of homos in high school and college. Nowadays I only encounter clusters of gays in their designated communities in the local music scene. Contrary to what an anon said these people do leave their houses, but they do not leave their ghettos.

>>96884914 (OP)
I want to fuck Lien so much, she is probably my favorite character overall besides Xykon.

>>96910390
She has a boyfriend.

>>96912060
Good for him but I still want to paint his girlfriend's insides with my seed.

>>96912067
>implying she didn't leave the island with a womb full of his seed

>>96902989
Nah, he's white, you can't get disability unless you're shit-yourself tarded. He'd be working at a gamestop or walmart or pizza delivery.

>>96908593
id say its worth the time
the first 100 or so comics are gag a day but then it starts having plot threads
Rich predicted the comic would end before 2000 comics so we should be close to the end

I didn't like the Dessert arc on a first read, but pretty much everything from the end of the first dungeon to the start of the Dessert arc is outstanding. I do not regret my reads or re-reads. Don't know if I've re-read the Dwarf stuff yet. I think I have.

>>96908633
>fpbp
>p is not f
????

>>96885002
Right?
Based take.

>>96887882
He needs red shirts to kill in a big fight coming up.

>>96917113
lmao
they have stronger plot armor than half of main cast

>>96917113
The last several pages have been opining on O-Chul's perspective on legacy and duty. He is the deadest motherfucker I've ever seen.

>>96917548
That'd be Belkar. Or Xykon.

>>96916853
Fiftieth
>The f stands for Fiftieth in this case. The Fiftieth post is the best post.

I made a rude comment towards asexuality earlier in the thread and I'd just like to apologize for my ignorance. I still don't get it but I wish you all the best.

>>96885002
>>96917093
religious "celibacy" was always gay
Except when it didnt exist.
or i guess ochul too

>>96896502
>is a repressed brainlet mad the unga bunga pretend game got ruined. "haha u drink expensive coffee"

no, i prefer adrenaline harvested from orphans.

>>96909874
and it only takes one.

Will he ever get it?

>>96924093
Define “equality”

>>96924116
All the non-goblins are equally dead

>>96924144
Then no

>>96917093
Real?

>>96924093
Goblins might, but he'll probably die long beforehand.

>>96884914 (OP)
Sunny is the most accurate depiction of an "asexual" person, or anything on the lgbtqwertyuiop spectrum that I've ever seen.

>>96924144
"how about just all the elfs"
...
"ok ok you are a hard bargainer. the gnomes too."

thogonomicon lasted for about a month
good night sweet prince

>>96928756
wth
turns out having funds in the hosting provider's wallet isn't enough, you have to manually click "pay invoice" even though they already have your money
sorry about that, I sorted it out
I'll upload the newly posted thogs while I'm at it

>>96928790
>not reading terms of service
thog respect commitment to bit

>>96925529
Do you even know any, or do you just believe the weird internet stereotypes?

The whole point of this page is to have a laugh at WotC's bizarre inclusion of a beholder as though that were sensible asexual representation. The beholder in this case gets very excited about the thing without understanding why there's a difference in the meanings of these things, just like the source material.

O-Chul is a more down to earth, more correct example of an asexual person. He only brings up his disinterest in relationships when the topic actually becomes related to that. Since he's a fictional paladin in a world that's very unlike ours, there would also be no reason for him to be a "I stand in solidarity with my fellows in pride display" types, even if he would still be more tame than the stereotypes if that were the case. After all, persecution over basically nothing serious is exactly the kind of thing that would make him find the injustice in that.

>>96884914 (OP)
Oh are we claiming the monastic life as part of the gay alphabet alliance now? That's great, when do we add St. George's Cross to the rainbow flaggot, do the Teutonic Knights get one too? How about the Murids, does Shamil get a slice of the faggot flag pie too?

Fucking Jesus.

>>96930362
>The whole point of this page is to have a laugh at WotC
Source: Your ass.

>>96930653
there is no one physically alive who thinks modern wizard of the coast is good unless you're a WOTC PR shill or a brown.

>>96930653
If you literally can't recognize satire in a comic that regularly pokes fun at TTRPG culture and conventions, then I don't know what to tell you about your media literacy, Anon.

The question of cutting out your naturally-healed scars to be magically healed without scarring is interesting. And a Paladin's perspective on that should differ from a Cleric's. And this comic is mostly about that, with the LGBTQ+ gag being secondary and tacked on the end. 2/10 because it's not funny and nothing happened but the words are not fully inane.

>>96931197
>>96931249
I don't think Rich is doing it (solely) to make fun of WotC.