What was his fucking problem?

>>11434484 (OP)
He's a "modernized" version of an early 20th Century pulp era character essentially stripped of everything that actually made him interesting.

Core-memory unlocked :
Worked at KB Toys and had a few laughs
Collectors came in and thought this would be recalled or whatever and got sold out.

Current value on Ebay goes from $15 to $100

>>11434484 (OP)
Why come Disney Tarzan is dead? I don't see him or any related characters anymore. KH1 and his TV series was like his last appearance

>>11434484 (OP)
he was excited seeing all the kids in the toy isle...? :(

>>11434484 (OP)
itchy cock

>>11434833
No super cute mascot to milk or merch to make, they want to ignore cool films like Tarzan. Unironically it’s one of the few films that might be decent in live action.

>>11434484 (OP)
I mean WHAAAAAT were THEY thinking???!

>>11435051
>Because it's about a white man.
Nah, it just had none of the charm of the earlier Disney movies that did well which was a similar issue for movies like Hunchback. It isn't a bad movie by itself, but it was forgettable and less kid friendly than movies like Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, and even Pocahontas:
>'cute' mascots are barely there and the whoppi gorilla was abrasive at best
>Phil Collins being the 'face' of the soundtrack and 'theme' song was an odd choice because what fucking kid was listening to Phil Collins when that came out? (I suspect they were trying to capture that same Elton magic like they did with Lion King, but Phil is no Elton.)
>movie felt more like an adult focused drama than a more traditional 'musical' disney movie
>Young Tarzan should have been the focus of the movie as it is a more relatable 'tether' for children than adult Tarzan, but they decided to just make Adult Tarzan the focus
Late 90s/early 00s Disney movies were a hot mess of priorities/execution and both Tarzan and Hunchback are pretty prime examples of this.

TLDR, Tarzan isn't a bad animated movie, it is just a bad Disney animated movie.

>>11434826
Kek, just remembered the time my father brought home 4 black Oreo Barbie’s and told my sisters they couldn’t play with them because they were an investment.

>>11435228
The big problem with the Collins soundtrack is that it wants to be Disney music, but it's not a musical.
It's framed like a movie to appeal with boys since Tarzan does cool extreme sports skating! But boys found the musil and romance stuff gay and lame. It's a movie that's not sure what it wants to be.

>>11434484 (OP)
How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?

>>11435187
I mean REAAAALLYYYY

>>11435245
90-00s were an odd time where marketers had everyone with "COLLECTABLES!!!"
My mom was victim to Barbie and got all of the Holiday Barbies, etc
I could've had a hobby/gaming room but it's full of guddam dolls...

>>11435019
They later fixed the packaging so the arm is outward but whatever
There's still naughty toys out there
Anyone remember the "Say and repeat" toy from last year?

>>11434833
The Edgar Rice Burroughs estate

>>11435187
>>11435766
>*sly whistle and hi pitched chuckling sound effect intensifies

>>11435143
>Liko

>>11436040
>There's still naughty toys out there
>Anyone remember the "Say and repeat" toy from last year?
W-whats wrong with that one? I bought that one for my kid.

>>11436040
No? Do tell.

>>11434484 (OP)
In the words of that one random bullshit go Moon Knight fanpage, read Jose Philip Farmer's A Feast Unknown.
Then and only then will you find why Tarzan is the one man who can take on 100 gorillas.

>>11436040
>daughter owns this toy
>the songs are based
>freeze dance! be very very still.
what’s the problem

>>11439870
>Now slow like a turtle!

>>11440571
lol my man
/toy/ dads club

>>11434484 (OP)
worrying posture

>>11434833
It's a man, Disney only pushes female characters now

>>11452568
>Elio
>Woody, Buzz
>Lightning Mcqueen, Mater
>Simba, Bambi
>Stitch
>Maui
>Mickey, Donald, Goofy

>>11434484 (OP)
I remember when my dad walked in on me repeating. I had to explain that I was trying to fix a virus on the computer.