why

https://daikikougyou.com/products/%e3%81%8f%e3%81%9d%e3%81%bf%e3%81%9d%e3%83%86%e3%82%af%e3%83%8b%e3%83%83%e3%82%af-%e9%98%bf%e9%83%a8%e9%ab%98%e5%92%8c/

>>11455370 (OP)
Ok, i thought so. I wonder how the coomer general feels about this figure. Id honestly get one if i could, just to have it.

>>11455370 (OP)
>Actual zipper
Marvelous

>>11455702
Nigga you did not need to confess that you want one of these

>>11455702
>Ok, i thought so. I wonder how the coomer general feels about this figure. Id honestly get one if i could, just to have it.
im gay and i liked this meme back then but the face looks fucking ugly and lame.

the opened eyes and mouth one is especially shitty
This toy is for heterosexuals with no taste

>>11455370 (OP)
>why
for the lulz

$113 is a lot to ask for a meme figure. Especially when the meme was from back in the day when Figmas were $30~40 with $5 shipping from HLJ or AmiAmi.

Speaking of old gay meme figmas, 2009's Billy Herrington still looks better than 2025's Yaranaika guy. And while Billy is WAAAY over MSRP now, he still can be found used for around $113.

>>11464003
>Billy can be found used for around $113
that sounds wrong

>>11464003
Hard Gay was better

>>11464079
He was a pro wrassler!

>>11464003
they put their effort into modelling the penises, not the faces

>>11464764
the faces are the whole fucking point

>>11464764
that's fucking retarded
i liked that meme and would buy it but yeah the face is the whole fucking point

>>11455370 (OP)
Same reason there's a "furfag toys" general. Degenerate wastes of oxygen spend a lot of money.

>>11466487
>Degenerate wastes of oxygen spend a lot of money.
that's weeb sameface waifu toy buyers.

>>11466456
>>11466481
the whole thing was a meme in Japan, not just the faces https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm738503
it would be disrespectful to its origins if it didn't include his full mast horse cock the he pulled out from his suit or his penis as he lets another man plow him from behind (before pissing in him) in a public bathrooms.
the fact that they included the toilet paper roll that he jerks the guy off with from the OVA is a good bonus to true fans of the meme

>>11466523
But eat about the kuso? You can't have kusomiso without the kuso, should I add it myself?

>>11466523
>https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm738503

I failed to see how an old video about some idol badly dancing around with bears & clowns to a Russian folk tune has anything to do with a manga about two gay guys having public bathroom sex.