Seriously, I think this zoomer might be onto something…
>can match figure with your outfit
>always have a figure handy for any cool toy photography you might think of
>can fiddle with the figure when bored
So I ask you, are you ready to embrace the pocket figure?

This is an entirely different level of autism than most of the anons here.

>>11459359
Idk, I’ve seen several people in the toy photography threads say they carry a figure around with them. Not usually in their pocket though, but in their bag.

>>11459357 (OP)
Pockets aren't that reliable means of storage. Things fall out, can be accessed easily by others, etc. Also bringing a toy in public at your age? Toy collecting is already a joke

>>11459367
Tie a little cord to his leg.

>>11459357 (OP)
My dinosaurs won't fit

>>11459367
This is why I wear cargo pants

>>11459357 (OP)
Fuck these people. Isue to be able to hunt my ROSS stores and grab all the discounted figs I wanted, but after pandemic hit, every damn schmo has been hounding every store trying get in on the figures score to post on their twitter or resell for $2 profit on ebay. Hope this action figure fad dies soon and they move one to the next thing. Funko pops aren't holding these guys down anymore. These companies need to utilize their AI and make the newest fads these influencers can latch on to so they leave my 6" figs alone.

>>11459367
>Also bringing a toy in public at your age? Toy collecting is already a joke
Zoomers don't care, anime, vidya, toys, /tg/ etc are just normal hobbies now,

>>11459357 (OP)
i already do that and have for 2 years. i dont do it with cheap shit like legends i put expensive girly stuff in my pockets

>>11459367
youre fat and have tight pockets

>>11459357 (OP)
>man are only just starting to do this for fashion when girls have already evolved the practice to this level

>>11459357 (OP)
Only autists do this

>>11459630
Not toys thoughever

>>11459667
Girl toys like dolls and obitsus are still toys?

>>11459357 (OP)
This is just a step away from some Star Wars manchild thinking it's acceptable to carry around a lightsaber in public. Collect toys all you want, but wanting to take your toys with you like a 5 year old is actual mental retardation.

>>11459672
Playing video games is cringe

>>11459672
>he doesnt take his toys for a walk

>>11459630
Otaku have already been doing this for decades. Of course zoomers think they're "inventing" new things by doing things their parents did and giving it a new name.

>>11459357 (OP)
This is only acceptable if you're a trendy, attractive young dude. Having a toy hanging out of your pocket as a balding, overweight 40 year old white guy is a totally different story.

>>11459357 (OP)
I need my pockets for pocket sand.
Nice try at disarming me with your psyops, fed.

>>11459672
>some Star Wars manchild thinking it's acceptable to carry around a lightsaber in public.
This reminds me of some dude from my college dorm building that dressed all in black and carried a lightsaber around under his black robe. Yes, he'd unironically recite the sith oath if you asked.
He was expelled after his first semester

>>11459784
Remember, pocket salt and iron shavings for /x/ related encounters, pocket sand for feds and the government agents pretending to be normal civilians. Do NOT mix them up.

>>11459609
What figure is that?

>>11460310
>Do NOT mix them up
Just consolidate them. A mixture of salt + iron dust damages normals just as much as regular sand would, and covers your bases for unnaturals.

>>11460308
I wonder how many Chris Chan types there are in the wild that haven't received the same exposure as him. There's probably a guy somewhere who secretly carries a Power Rangers morpher and waits for the day he can use it.

>>11459534
not all zoomers are sensible weeb toy babies like we are. They also like tiktok flash mobs where you kick doors and bite cattails

>>11459357 (OP)

>>11459367
just dress as the character then

>>11460374
Idk. I think the number of custom duel disk weebs outnumber the power morphers. Concealed lightsabers probably outnumber the Naruto hand nerds

>>11460374
Bests some hick with an AR-15 at a grocery store cuz MUH RIGHTS

>>11460374
>>11460420
>>11460439
>>11461656
>>11461728
You incels sure are obsessed with Chris Chan huh is he like your Messiah?

>>11459534
that isn't true and you know it, there's "fashionable" nerd hobbies and then there's just being a nerd like always. Tell a zoomer you "invest in" (scalp) pokemon cards and they'll think you're cool, tell them you actually play the game and you'll get a "haha yeah..." at best. same with everything else you listed.

>>11459667
There is a style of ita bag that incorporates toys

i would have a toy car and monster in my pocket underneath my monitor at the office while listening to my music to feel slightly more at home

I use an old purple lego slizer box as a sandwich box whenever i need to bring prepared lunch

have on occasion brought toys for photography to a spot

that's about the extent of carrying toys in public, but I don't really carry them on me out of fear of losing them

>>11459667
>Not toys thoughever
>literally a Nendo doll fully accessorized in the pic
???

>>11461831
>If you talk about a thing more than once you are obsessed

On that note I see less shitposting lately. Did ICE grab brown skin Jin this week? He was responsible for 98% of it

>>11460324
SNAP 1/12 Official Licensed Balala the Fairies Maggie Lin

>>11459357 (OP)
I grew out of this by the age of 12

>>11459357 (OP)
I embraced that shit in 89s as a kid.
And i lost my favorite G.I Joe Figure.

Im never doing such retarded thing again.

>>11459685
where do you get your 1/12 weapons and clothing from?

>>11464133
Aliexpress
and for the weapon just buy a cheap 3D printer, I got one for 150 bucks during sales (ender 3 V3 SE)

>>11464193
>aliexpress
so do I, although more detailed stuff like military uniforms you can’t really get off there right? Also, you printed that handgun with a ender 3 V3 SE?

>>11464274
>you printed that handgun with a ender 3 V3 SE?
I'm not the guy from the pic, for myself I use it to print arcade cabinet/other game center thing

>>11464287
that looks really fucking cool. A display box scene with props and stuff is a really cool idea. Maybe I’ll make one for my megamis

>>11459367
I'm 30 and lately I've been bringing TFs to work to show off to the lads. They hoot and cheer. Being an adult means you quit being a fag trying to police others. Grow up dude.

>>11459359
I’ve been doing this for years it’s why I prefer hasbro 1/12 stuff over fragile imports

Does carrying one of these count?

>>11459359
Not really. Most of us would love to openly carry toys around in public, but most of us are also old enough to have lived through being properly shamed until any desire to express quirkiness or individuality is long dead.

>>11462094
You know your dead cats still hate you Dioslob.

ive thought about bring a transformer or joe with me when I go out but honestly it seems like really gay shit and I dont do gay shit

people already do that with lububus

>>11459357 (OP)
what about pocket consoles?

>>11459357 (OP)
>accessorizing like a foid
cringe.

>>11477783
It's always funny to think that people who crutch on retro shit to create some retarded style were not even alive to see how lambasted it was. Like those retards wearing vests and fedoras 15 years ago.