You can now purchase a 1:1 scale anatomically correct Ellie Doll from the Last of Us.

>We are officially living in the greatest time line of all timelines.

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>>11473106
Jesus Christ why are nerds obsessed with this boring normie shit it's just a regular looking person who the fuck wants a doll of that

Chat is this real?
Who the hell is selling this and who is actually going to buy it?

>>11473129
Just looked it up. It's real. nsfw if that wasn't obvious:
https://siliconelovers.com/products/game-lady-168cm-ellie

>>11473130
>sort by height
>70cm

>>11473129
>who is actually going to buy it
slt

>>11473104 (OP)
>>11473130

>No Abby

>>11473165
Athena post. Shit thread.

>>11473130
>too much makeup
>black hair instead of brown
>no skin blemishes on the body
>horrifically inaccurate proportions
Wtf is the point.

>>11473164
At first I was disturbed, but it turns out they are fucknuggets.

Isn't she 14? And a lesbo? You pedos need help

>>11473104 (OP)
Time to correct this brat.

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>>11473130
What does Neil Druckmann think of this?

>>11474099
She has a tattoo anon, you have to be a legal age to get sick tats homey.

>>11473130
For $2.8k!?!? The face better not be as uncanny has normal sex dolls and she'll have to pay me back via OF for that price

Not even the right Ellie, why would I want to be reminded of this shit game’s existence every time I’m fucking it?

>>11474390
You can be her Joel, anon. Give her a happy ending every night and don't let any butch lesbians take her fingers away

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Why on earth would you want to get a tattoo during a zombie apocalypse? Fresh tattoos can get infected real easy, even with our current government health & hygiene laws. Besides regular infectious diseases zombie plague could easily infect that tat, especially if it is on an exposed area like your forearm. Do you REALLY want to get tatted up with moldy ink & dirty needles that someone got from an derelict tattoo parlor?

Considering a love doll because forever alone...
>Get a doll based off a basedjack video game character that's a lesbian.
>A-cup anguish, pancake ass.
>That will be $3000, sir.
BROKE
>Getting the classic affordable non-Realdoll.
>T&A in spades, cushion for the pushin'.
>$2000 after shipping.
WOKE

>>11474485
But she just wanted to be able wear short sleeves again anon

>>11474485
It's pretty easy to say Naughty Dog has fallen far since Crash and only cares about set pieces and diverse bodies now. Zombie apocalypse? Nah, we got rope physics and a self-insert having sex with his wheyfu.

If anything, buyers should video tape themselves creaming in and on their Ellie doll over and over again while claiming that they're just trying to understand the writing team on a personal level.

>>11474496
>$2000 after shipping
Search 160cm sex doll on ebay and they go for around $300. Even overpriced pocket pussies can go for $200 if you don't feel like explaining the human shaped trash bag in your garbage one day

>>11473104 (OP)
Superior Jill sandwich lovers rejoice! Clap cheeks until you see stars

>>11474533
Real talk though, do the dolls come with the outfits, because I'd actually enjoy this "toy" photography if the faces aren't actually uncanny af in person

>>11474496
>A-cup anguish, pancake ass
Apparently, you can customize the doll. Just pick the stacked G-cup body and swap the head with Ellie or whoever else they have. You're still out over $3k, but at least you can make the money back by making an OF

>>11473112
Probably the people that enjoyed the game (they exist).

>>11474692
People that enjoy anything are fags

>>11474539
These photos are probably touched up. In videos they always have that weird glossy look.
I'm sure they get gross if you don't slather them with baby powder constantly as well.

>>11475477
At least r/sexdolls has some casual photos of gamelady dolls and the final product does look good. I'd be down for it because I have lights and light modifiers for human scale subjects. I just dont have 3k ready to burn and my roommates are judgemental enough with the regular toys

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>>11475589
only incels buy sex dolls

>>11475601
It’s a bit beyond being an incel, a lot of men are incels and it’s hard for guys who aren’t hot, owning a sex doll is extreme creep behaviour

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>>11475652
Yeah, that too. Even if the sex toy is used only for photography, it still carries the stigma and it's not like you can hide it easily from a guests. Someone's going to open the closest you store it in and get the shock of their life seeing a naked woman (multiple naked women?) creeping in there

>>11475750
How the fuck do you even get rid of those, anyway?
Do you sell it to someone even more depraved?
Do you bury it in the woods?
Do you channel your inner Fritz Honka and chop it into pieces?!

>>11473104 (OP)
1:1? What the fuck? That won't scale with my other figures. Who would even buy this? Are 1:1 collectors even a thing?

>>11475826
I looked it up yesterday. It's silicone over a metal skeleton, so you cut the skin off while trying not to feel like Dhamer, recycle the metal and trash the silicone. There is also a second hand market on ebay or you find a store that sells used dolls.

>>11475851
Yes, but collectors are typically simulating the experience of having multiple partners instead of having 1:1 models of their waifus

>>11475652
>imagine being so broke you can't buy a 1:1

faggot

>>11475861
>so you cut the skin off while trying not to feel like Dhamer
Just put on some Huey Lewis and the News. It makes the task so much easier.

Really if you're in your late 30's and have no prospects but have enough space, I don't see a reason why not to take the plunge. Hopes of a real human relationship that will be fruitful enough to have a decent partner you're actually attracted to and/or healthy kids are basically over unless you really get in gear before you're 45. And that's still really pushing it.

>>11476470
If I get to a point where I'm even considering purchasing a sex doll, I'll just kms

>>11475601
That's the point, yes.

>>11476471
Its far more preferable to being with a roastie who will more than likely leave you anyway, take the kids, and clean out every last penny she can from you, so you end up being broke at 40 and basically starting life over anyway.

>woke brand
>but underage girl

Republichomos are conflicted

>Inb4 "it's not pedophilia because it's not an actual child" lame excuses

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>>11473130
For less money you can hire a good escort and have her cosplay as your favorite character while you fuck her. Or for the same amount of money as these dolls you can hire a professional porn star and fuck her.

>>11476611
SHE WAS 19 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>11476626
>For less money you can hire a good escort
Thanks for making me look it up.
Pornstars are the most expensive and the most popular charge ~2.5k for the first hour. Maybe more, but there's a point where they book with millionaires only and millionaires don't have the "would you rather an escort or sex doll" dilemma

But the escort is only for a single night compared to the doll that stays as long as you maintain it. Also redditors exist and I'm almost certain they'll pay for a photosets of your 1:1 Ellie doll wearing lingerie and videos of you using it

>>11474513
>buyers should video tape themselves creaming in and on their Ellie doll over and over again

If I had the money...

>>11477229
For you, I'll make several nsfw previews for a /gif/ thread. Gotta support the fans who can provide their moral support too :D

>>11477248
>For you, I'll make several nsfw previews for a /gif/ thread. Gotta support the fans who can provide their moral support too :D
you're a true friend anon. Bless you.

>>11477383
Brb. Making an OF
I'll start with an intimaly and piggyback off of a creator's name and work my way up to a $3k doll. How do you feel about Liz Leblanc's pocket pussy?

>>11473130
How do I get it without the anatomical accuracy?

>>11484302
You don't. You get her and she just waits until you can no longer resist the urge. On the bright side, she won't tell

Is it more politically correct to fuck Tracer than Ellie now that Blizzard trashed both Overwatch and their own reputation? Naughty Dog is kinda shit now too, but they aren't "steal breast milk from the break room fridge" terrible (yet).

>>11489583
>"steal breast milk from the break room fridge"
How barbaric. They should have drank it straight from the tap.

>>11493342
Maybe that's what Naughty Dog can do while their quality is taking a dive. Hire female game devs based on their performance on a black leather couch and do some method acting in the mocap studio for the next self-insert sex scene