What's the absolute worst toy you've ever owned? - /toy/ (#11488986)

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:23:19 PM No.11488986
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:27:51 PM No.11488989
I had a bootleg Gundam Wing toy that smelled like a chemical fire and would transfer it's paint to any other toy that pressed against it for too long.
That was such a uniquely terrible quality I don't think any of my other toys could claim.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:04:39 PM No.11489051
Masterverse savage heman and orko. Icould post my revised version later if youd like
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:46:25 PM No.11489178
>>11488986 (OP)
Mcfarlane toys collector edition powergirl. Neca Elvira bring a close second.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:07:12 AM No.11489202
Star Ace Ninja Batman Harley Quinn. I've had bad toys but usually you don't drop over $200 on them. Due to the price point, it stands out as terrible.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:26:18 AM No.11489218
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>>11488986 (OP)
This fucking garbage, the horn snapped almost immediately after taking it out of the box, the hip-leg articulation had a crappy gummy texture that broke over time, the same gummy material was present in the torso area which made the movement difficult.

This and the Jizai Okimono skeleton left a sour taste.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:36:20 AM No.11489225
>>11489051
Not a MOTU fan but I’ve eyed Savage He-Man for custom fodder. What do you hate about it?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:07:02 AM No.11489240
>>11489218
Wait, what version is it? Can't sure revoltech or mafex, because both really bad
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:10:24 AM No.11489337
>>11489178
Second this
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:33:32 AM No.11489356
>>11489240
Revoltech
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:47:54 AM No.11489372
>>11489178
You have shit taste
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:55:46 AM No.11489421
>>11489372
Yeah I know. Wish I never bought them.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:58:49 AM No.11489496
>>11489178
>>11489337
The obsession with a toy you've never even owned is unreal
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:03:19 AM No.11489499
>>11488986 (OP)
I only buy good toys
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:30:08 AM No.11489528
>>11489496
I have both in a bin
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:33:18 AM No.11489530
>>11488986 (OP)
Silver Age Superman. The black lines around the S are awful.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:16:41 AM No.11489624
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I was excited to get the Metal Gear merch and got Olga for a good price. Started messing with it and the rubbery hat and suspender piece broke off immediately.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:18:59 AM No.11489664
TODD SLOP CU
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>>11488986 (OP)
>worst toy
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:42:06 PM No.11489713
Probably NECA Mega Drive Flamethrower Robocop. Genuinely horrendous toy. Can't hold his flamethrower properly, can't hold it with the effect parts at all, horrendous articulation even by the standards of Robocop (hips are effectively a V-crotch), pistons are loose and rattle around in their cylinders and despite being a brick he can't even stand up all that well thanks to the loose ankles. Best thing about him is the paintjob- lumpy face aside at least.
Close second would be some of the Jazwares Sonic figures, which are only second because they were dirt cheap as opposed to like, £35.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:10:38 PM No.11489728
>>11489713
Sounds like you just have bad taste in toys.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:18:54 PM No.11489729
>>11489713
Never had this problem with mine. But I see you're just the "lumpy" troll so anything you say is out the window anyway.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:23:22 PM No.11489759
>>11489728
>>11489729
Samefag.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:08:40 AM No.11494787
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>>11489356
Yeah, I agree. I have them both and Revoltech feels like a bootleg, although it was bought on AMIAMI, while I really like Revoltech and have a bunch of old ones, but this EVA is the worst for some reason, maybe the second release is ruined by something.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:38 AM No.11494812
>>11494787
Hein, I had no idea there were two versions. Still, I so much prefer the first Revo Evas than your pic, the rubber plastic was prone to breakage when I had it, while the other one from 2006 is still a solid figure.