Thread 2824933

>food you like
>underrated places
>things to do
>vietnam long-term visa situation

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i dont get it

Man Vietnam is depressing, sure you can fuck pretty and young hookers but they don't want anything from you outside of sex. Even if you want to pay for their company they are not thrilled. It's sad because I genuinely love and adore them, but they are super cold.

>>2825418
Tard OP forgot to add a title to his thread: "whyte d0rk" shitposting general
>>2826369
I've posted about hoeflation in SEA many times. It is NOT a sex paradise for ugly losers anymore. SEAmonkey requirements for male attractiveness are roughly the same as Western women these days, though there remain some cultural preferences you may be able to leverage to your advantage. Higher population density has a multiplier effect in increasing opportunity, but if your attractiveness to women is zero, then you'll still be a zero in SEA.

>>2826383
Yeah but it's insane how it affects p4p aswell

Good. Fuck off.
I'm tired of seeing you retards ambling around and giving white guys a bad reputation I keep having hang around me like a dark cloud until they realize I'm not a complete loser like the rest of you.

>>2826369
>adores literal prostitutes

>>2824933 (OP)
my white girlfriend is making me baked ziti with and tiramasu for my birthday tommorow! I love my life

>>2824933 (OP)
That's not a woman, it's a MAN, baby!

>>2826369
You need to be sexually creative. Gently place them face down ass up and slobber all over their holes like you’re setting down for a meal. If they like it? Cool. If they don’t? Cool, you’re putting them in a very vulnerable position physically and literally tasting them and smelling them.

And so on and so forth. I studied with this tutor who had a tattoo that said I’m horny on her butt cheek and who spurted a little when I was on top of her. But when we were done? She literally made that hand motion as though a queen were rudely dismissing her servant. Fucking hot.

You gotta get creative, dorkus
>>2826383
Yea there’s too many pathetic white men that can’t compete in the globalized sexual market anymore scampering overseas
>>2826421
That’s rich anon. I never thought about going overseas until I found myself in a deeply isolated sexless social position. You’re one of us, dorkus
>>2826545
Wholesome post anon. Cherish that

>>2826511
I have zero chance of finding a non-working attractive & young girl. It's not that I'm ugly, I try to look as good as possible, I'm just not a fun person to be around. Yeah, I'm a sad cunt.

I went to Vietnam for the first in time 2023, I had no idea about the thriving p4p culture there, it was a shocking discovery which changed my life dramatically. Often times I had more sex in a single than I did before in my 35 years, it was amazing.

But after a while just sex felt boring, I wanted a little bit more. Despite my attempts, none of the working wanted to get a little bit closer. I didn't want freebies, I just wanted a bit more. For some reason they all stayed super cold.

>>2826676
>>2826676
>I have zero chance of finding a non-working attractive & young girl

you're 35 years old white dork. you have a better chance dating 40, 45 years old viet woman.

>>2826369
>Even if you want to pay for their company they are not thrilled

they don't like white dorks. they don't even like you as paying customer. picrel

>>2826369
>why don't vIeT gIrLz lIKe mE

have you seen the white dorks dotted around Saigon?

>>2826676
Wear a mask and become a mask

>>2826896
>NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN OUR COUNTRY
Don't like it when the shoe's on the other foot? Too bad.

>>2826369
VIetnam is on my list. Where do these girls hang out

>>2827170
tokyo street in ho chi minh

>>2824933 (OP)
Goofy white dorks are coming.

>>2827416
Bald? Goofy? Low test? White with dorkish tendencies? Find yourself an AsIan wIFe

You guys get any vaccines?
I wasn't gonna but hypercondriacs are hounding me to get them..

>>2826892
>>2827416
>>2827417
Based dork antagonizers pre-gaming the thread. Love it

>>2827759
is this ricecel attacks or dork on dork violence?

>>2826577
>Gently place them face down ass up and slobber all over their holes
Wut...
>Dorkus
The tardguard.

>>2827170
D1 Japantown - Enjoy being wallet raped

>>2826383
>It is NOT a sex paradise for ugly losers anymore.
Skill issue.

>>2828332
how are the fees compared to thailand

>>2824933 (OP)
asian women are generally ugly though

>>2829105
Pic not related.

>>2829105
uhh... if what you posted is supposed to be a top-tier asian then you need your brain checked

>>2826577
>eating third-world prostitute ass
yeah buddy that is actually disgusting and you will, with complete certainty, catch an extremely unpleasant disease

>>2829134
She would be if she had a penis.

>>2829136
Girls with penises are so cool bros.

>>2828326
for the record $3106 per month in vietconglang is probably upper middle class standards

>she gave 20%
>he gave 80%
>she has considered divorce 3 times

fucking kek. Women are all the same

Can't believe I was convinced to spend 3 days in Phu Quoc, what a shithole

>>2830732
Shithole in what way?

Why is this thread so dead?

>>2826383
>It is NOT a sex paradise for ugly losers anymore
It never was
Imagine not going to NPK also, you wouldn't be complaining so much

>>2832444
No one's in vn probably.
I was going to go end of this week, but after fighting with COVID or some shit for the last solid week I just don't feel like it.
I'm hanging out in another country for a while instead.

>>2832447
Sorry to hear that bro. Hope you feel better soon.

Bump

How is HCMC in NYE and how is weather in southern Vietnam in Dec/Jan? Is it as warm as in Thailand?

>>2835223
HCMC is gay all year. Fuckin soulless.

>>2835223
Vietnam sees rainstorms come in off the coast during the winter months. The mountains block most of these rainstorms from reaching northern Thailand or northern Laos. Central Thailand is usually hotter than southern Vietnam in the winter months.

>>2835223
I am Vietnamese. NYE is nothing special in Vietnam. Go to Europe if you can. If Western Europe is too expensive, try Eastern Europe or the Baltics. Even Russia offers a better experience than HCMC

>>2835324
Vietnam is way nicer, cheaper, safer than the shithole that is western europe.

>>2826896
>have you seen the white dorks dotted around Saigon?
Holy fuck no kidding.
I have seen many farang on the streets, in the grocery stores, going into cafes and they have all been very old, fat, ugly, decrepit, or just look broke. Or Russian.
The worst seem to be crowding into Vietnam because it's cheap I guess. I actually started to feel insecure walking around and being here. I need to look good any time I'm in public view. I also need to spend more on higher quality accomodations to stay away from the dregs. There was a white woman in the hotel I checked into. Pathetic.

>>2835451
Women are not white.

>>2835324
>>2835320
So you are telling me Vietnam is shit in December/January - it rains all day in Saigon? I wanted to avoid Hanoi as I heard north is cold and I have enough of cold in Europe. I was thinking about flying into HCMC - visit war museums there and obviously japantown, visit cherry linh, meet those cute tutors in white robes.
Then fly to Cambodia, visit Angkor Wat. Then fly to Chiang Mai do some intensive thinking and mountain hiking, mushrooming, and at the end go back to Bangkok/Pattaya for some fun. But you are saying that I should skip Saigon at all and start from flying into Bangkok (but I was already there so don't feel like repeating experience and it would be kind of shameful for me to buy ticket straight into Pattaya desu)

>>2835713
The north is only cold by Southeast Asian standards. I love winter in the north. It's just pleasantly cool to me. Matter of personal taste though, of course.

>>2835713
It's crazy how you guy are still visiting Bangkok and Cambodia considering how much kidnapping is going on. They literally kidnapped Chinese B-C lit celebrities to sell as slaves. People got picked up at the airport and trucked across the border to Myanmar and Cambodia. If you want to visit Vietnam, just go around the north. Southern Vietnam is just Temu France

If you want warm weather, just try Indonesia or Malaysia. Singapore if you have money to spare.

>>2835913
HCMC sucks ass but being afraid of Thailand and Cambodia is pretty faggy.
>celebrities sold into slavery
This is almost kinda based desu.

Why does hcmc suck ass?

Is there anywhere in Vietnam I don't get treated like a dumb tourist and tried to swindle my money? Honestly only the GRAB drivers have been chill and shown any respect.
Few chill grandma's at train street in Hanoi but basically zero english.
None of the tourists even say hello or respond to me. I'm not some fat old ugly guy.
I haven't had a conversation in 13 days from when I landed here. I am getting very lonely.
I'm not looking for women but I am semi surprised I haven't gotten any attention. Back in Australia the Asian women I know say I am super handsome and will find a girl easy. I've seen multiple gimps with attractive women.

>>2835993
Unironically git gud.

>>2835993
They probably know you're gay.

>>2835993
Don't you love the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of the big city? The general attitude of indifference to one's surroundings, isn't it so wonderful? That's why I like to travel to the less-visited parts of the country, where life goes on at a slower pace and people are still interested in a new face.

>>2835993
>I haven't had a conversation in 13 days
That's all? You pussy.

>>2826369
they are going with you for the novelty of being with a white guy, assuming you are white. they have a social circle and maybe a boyfriend and don't need you as a boyfriend but want some action between the sheets. tldr you are THEIR fwb hookup, not the other way around. very common if you are actually decent looking in asia. they get with you before getting married to their long term bf.

>>2836225
>assuming you are white
Are you screwed if you're not? Across all of SEA too, not just vietnam

>>2826577
>like you’re setting down for a meal. If they like it? Cool.
I vomited a little in my mouth. Some things are best kept to yourself you disgusting excuse for a human.

>>2836445
Fag