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Anonymous No.2838014 [Report] >>2838175 >>2838192 >>2838217 >>2838220 >>2838282 >>2838318 >>2838326 >>2838364 >>2838604 >>2838762 >>2839431
what state of india should i visit as an american with a high tolerance for third world conditions that loves nature? so far i'm thinking of himachal pradesh or somewhere in the 7 sisters but i'd love to hear an indian's (or someone who has been there) opinion on the matter.
Anonymous No.2838175 [Report] >>2838201 >>2838278
>>2838014 (OP)
How to get an Indian gf that is extremely hairy and doesn't shave or wax anything? I'm talking ridiculously hairy legs, forearms, armpits, happy trail, nipples, the works, so I'm thinking not a Westernized whore, it would have to be a village girl? Preferably fat but skinny is fine. I thought of trying to get help from the local "guides" when I get there, but I really want someone to travel with through India and then possibly import with me into the EU if we hit it off, I feel like they would just bring me a whore. Any advice? Would be nice if I could get one while I'm still here, so online first.
Anonymous No.2838192 [Report] >>2838201
>>2838014 (OP)
none. this shithole isnt worth visiting youll find trash even in the prettiest natural landscapes and its surrounded by hazy pollution smog.
t.indian
Anonymous No.2838201 [Report]
>>2838192
See >>2838175 please, thank you.
Anonymous No.2838217 [Report] >>2838364
>>2838014 (OP)
>with a high tolerance for third world conditions
people online shit (kek) on India mostly because they're broke retards

India is not the DRC
you can easily live on westerns standards in India
but... it's gonna cost you western money

I wrote in another thread
we spend ~300€/day/person (tbf 3n Aman really pushed that) and had great vacations
(true) 5* hotels, private drivers and decent restaurants are really not that expensive

>that loves nature?
check out Jim Corbett National Park, Dudhwa NP and Gangotri NP
generally keep north to the himalayas, near national parks and oc avoid crowded cities
Anonymous No.2838220 [Report] >>2838271 >>2838282
>>2838014 (OP)
>loves nature
Don't visit india. Every inch of 'nature' is covered in trash.
Anonymous No.2838271 [Report]
>>2838220
have you ever been there? i really only want the opinion of people who have. or especially people who actually live there.
Anonymous No.2838278 [Report] >>2838280
>>2838175
a village girl will be even hairier dude
you think village girls are shaving? lol
Anonymous No.2838280 [Report]
>>2838278
According to all Indian amateur porn, 90% of them, yeah.
Anonymous No.2838282 [Report] >>2838317 >>2838364
>>2838014 (OP)
>>2838220
I heard Northeast India is actually nice, but it's basically a completely different country from core India. Not a real India experience
Anonymous No.2838317 [Report]
>>2838282
So you don't immediately get stuck in a traffic jam, then held down in the middle of the street while some "guru" who never cuts his finger nails takes a shit on you before throwing your ass in some river filled with random unidentifiable animal carcasses?
Anonymous No.2838318 [Report] >>2838319 >>2838364
>>2838014 (OP)
Kerala, Goa, Sikkim, Manipur, don't visit Assam
Kerala has a lot of trees and soul, but they go on literal labor strikes so sometimes it may be a pretty funny situation
Tamil Nadu is fine but it probably wouldn't have the trees you'd want, check out the Nilgiris for them, the state is also pretty well known for being kind of autistic
The beaches suck, they're well known as tourist traps here so avoid them
Rajasthan sucks since it's known for being desert
Himachal Pradesh and Uttarakhand are pretty great, I knew someone from Kumaon, if you don't like being close to the sea, the area will amaze you
Don't even touch Uttar Pradesh if you're concerned with trash, even the "good" states have trash, New Delhi is fucking horrible, and it will 100% kill your lungs
Gujarat is actually really well behaved BUT there are definitely religious tensions over there
Ladakh is alright too
A lot of the northeast and much of Kerala have Christians so you might like them
Don't visit much of the north, especially not Kolkata or Mumbai, they're shitholes
A metric fuck load of people will stare at you, especially if it's somewhere in Uttar Pradesh, so check out anywhere with a lower population density if you're uncomfortable with that
Also, public toilets are pretty bad admittedly
t. Indian
Anonymous No.2838319 [Report]
>>2838318
Also, before you come here:
Make sure you can get a Uber rickshaw or a personal driver YOU can personally trust, do NOT trust the rates offered by the rickshaw drivers in the country, they WILL scam you and they're usually connected to trade unions so just don't try arguing with them
Hope you can enjoy the country, dont go to Bengaluru because they're insanely racist to anybody who's not from their state(to us from other states too), Andhra Pradesh might be good for you, and Madhya Pradesh if you like to explore mountains outside the city
The city 100% sucks though, ALL cities have been trashed to hell, and really, make sure to remind yourself that people will probably try to scam you. The younger generation is a lot more polarized, but generally, the whiter they are in skin, the more liberal/upper caste, the more brown, the more conservative and lower in caste, and NEVER go to Bihar, Bihar is where you'd probably end up dead
Punjab is fine, and Telangana too(I don't hear of the state much admittedly)
Karnataka has a sort of stale and sterile background, India has a lot of statues and temples you may like at the south too
Odisha isn't spoken of much but I think you may like it
Also, anyone from Bengal is usually looked down upon nationwide as migrants and ill bearers who are usually in gangs, from like the more developed ones to like the worse off ones
The older generation may be a bit more conservative but they are very happy to chat up with you if you'd go to a coffee shop, especially the older Muslim men, but the younger ones behave admittedly like complete idiots
A bunch ton of people use instagram, almost everybody uses Whatsapp in some form, if you want to adopt our culture, try out the buses
Try out the street food too! It's usually good at nighttime
Anonymous No.2838326 [Report]
>>2838014 (OP)
There's a great video uploaded recently by Planeta Juan where he goes to the famous rat temple. You should probably add that to your bucket list if you are going to India. It'll be a beautiful way to cap off your vacation.
Anonymous No.2838364 [Report] >>2838723
I'm starting in Mumbai - not interested in the city, it's only the point of arrival -and would like to head south to Kerala. Not really interested in beaches, that's where you'll find tourists and ripoffs. Would rather visit some of the villages in the Western Ghats, do some hiking, then return to the train station to continue on south to the next stop.
>>2838217
Jesus. That's ten times what I spend to live in America. Why wouldn't you go to Italy or Spain if that's your travel budget? At least you can walk around outdoors and breathe fresh air.
>>2838318
Gujurat is Modi's state, so he's favored it for numerous public improvement projects. Rajasthan is the most crowded desert on Earth and sees some of the world's most horrendous heat in the pre-monsoon months. Ladakh interests me for being so remote and distant from the rest of the country. Definitely a summer travel destination.
>>2838014 (OP)
The worst air pollution in the world during the Northern Hemisphere winter months is found in the greater Lahore region. AQI improves somewhat as the heat arrives and the winter thermal inversion disappears.
>>2838282
Be aware that some of the Northeast states require a tourist permit to visit if you're a foreigner. Mizoram, for instance. It just got a railway connection to the rest of the country. Everyone was basically worshipping Modi when he showed up to inaugurate it.
Anonymous No.2838386 [Report]
Indian talks about the beautiful cycle of food grown with human & cow shit for fertilizer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9EcZ4b2L5g

Anyone brave enough to eat salads in India?
Anonymous No.2838604 [Report]
>>2838014 (OP)
Just go to nagaland then leave
Anonymous No.2838657 [Report]
Ladakh seems really cool. Convincing my gf to go there
Anonymous No.2838723 [Report] >>2838768
>>2838364
Mumbai is fun and you sound like a fag
Anonymous No.2838762 [Report]
>>2838014 (OP)
We all know you're going to the one with the zutts so just give it a rest.
Anonymous No.2838768 [Report]
>>2838723
Yeah yeah, I'm the fag because I don't like the idea pushing up against other men and inhaling their cough sputum and body smells on an overcrowded train. I also don't like the ripoff-priced budget hotels in Mumbai with their awful reviews. Other parts of India have much better lodging options in the $15-20 USD price range.

Also, I want to go south, which is a pain in the ass from Mumbai due to its geography. The southbound trains turn east and depart the city at some distance from the airport. Panvel looks like it'll be my first stop after a daytrip to Versova Beach in north Mumbai. There are numerous local trains going there every day.
Anonymous No.2838769 [Report]
This is the entrance to Sanjay Gandhi National Park in Mumbai. Hardly looking like a nature paradise...
Anonymous No.2838771 [Report]
Air quality is already pretty bad across the country, with the usual winter pattern already setting in.
Anonymous No.2838949 [Report]
I decided to pay for my one year India eVisa three weeks from the date of arrival. Supposedly it gets processed within 3 or 4 days of payment, but they can send an email message inquiring further details, which could add many days to the processing time.
Anonymous No.2839344 [Report]
New Delhi air quality is unimaginably bad

LMAO at foreigners who gripe endlessly about Chiang Mai when it averages a mere 150 AQI during the burning season.
Anonymous No.2839431 [Report]
>>2838014 (OP)
Avoid the Indo Gangetic plains. They turn into a gas chamber for months. It's the filthiest and most polluted region on the planet. Himalayan states are fine but you need to fly into Delhi for going there. Western states with places like Mumbai are OK and are more bearable than the north. The coastline states like Goa and Kerala are the best states of India but are stll filthy and nowhere compared to Thailand. North east is like a different country altogether and some of the areas are quite unsafe for tourists. Do your own research.