/tv/ - Television & Film

>>215881141
>>215881442
low effort bait
>>215881191
real answer

this board is so shit

>>215880878 (OP)
it’s slop and zoomers are the biggest slop
consumers along with trannies and browns

>>215880878 (OP)
ensemble cast of emo twink boys
teenage angst
strong tomboy female character with a tragic past
cute/funny moment

>>215880878 (OP)
They want to be raped by the demons

>>215882911
It doesn't matter

>>215882681
lol

>>215882517
how can anyone watch jimmy kimmel for more than 3 seconds and not vomit

>>215881771 (OP)
kek, is he reading his jokes from paper?

>>215882809
Nah there really isn't. That's why Marc Maron keeps screaming about the newer comics being "hacks". They're literally frat boys who go up on stage with no material and just bullshit with the audience. He's not mad because he's jealous, he's mad because they're exposing the business as a ...

cuties came out in 2020
the main character thats under 12 and also played by an actresss that was actually 12 tried to seduce 2 adult men in it

This could actually be made if adapted right. THe novel is comic and the main character is clearly a delusional pseud. The only problem is that the writer plays with the scenario as erotic until consummation at which point you realise it was a bait and switch and the rest of novel is tragic. I dont ...

>>215877252
not him, but broadly speaking the technological and social differences that manifest themselves in film are greater going from 1965 to 1995 than from 1995 to the present
consider: top is from 1968 and bottom is from 1998
everything about the top frame betrays the period it's from (hairst...

>>215881628
Maybe Mia Kuschner should have done Marilyn Monroe biopic?

I still remember Lindsay Lohan when she played Lucille Ball or something in some Lifetime movie biopic. Lifetime covered all her Hotel expenses so she took that as a license to be the worst person ever. Thousands and thousands o...

>>215876635
>>215877916
It's incredible that a random actress from the old days who looks like Ana de Armas, considered one of the most beautiful actresses of this generation, still manages to mog her.

>>215880777
Straight Jewish producers were replaced by gay Jewish producers after poundmetoo

>>215876658
Her photoshoot with Janet from not another teen movie was delightful.

>>215882596
Shitpostfellas

>>215878136
>music starts playing
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a janny.
>MONEY ISN'T WHAT REALLY MATTERS
To me, being a janny was better than being CEO of the UnitedHealthcare.
>FAT CATS JUST GETTING FATTER
Even before I was first sent away with a Hot Pocket to look for an af...

>>215879725
what happened to her face

>>215882405
Nah that's just your projection, they really see attractiveness in a bit different way to men.

>>215882186
It helps when everyone of your "friends" are backstabbing bitches
>"Oh Erin, you look so much healthier now with silicone implants in your tits and face. It's wonderful!"

>>215879725
I think you're the one with TDS. You force this comment every time a thread about the show comes up.

>>215873454 (OP)
She’s so hot bogged version included

my crush said she likes Del Toro's Frankenstein's Monster better because he is attractive and she likes attractive men. Said the other one doesn't interest her.

>>215866996 (OP)
Why is the Bride and Mary Shelly played by the same actress ?

>>215882918
I need me some fussy.

>>215868028
Because he’s fat

>>215882956
>I dont have a proper insult so I'll throw some random buzzwords together

>>215882964
Pretty suspicious. I'm picking up what you're laying down and I think we can both say safely, 'big if true.'

>>215880713
>the IT Welcome to Dery prequel slop, which is a virulent and hatefully anti-white jew propaganda piece

awesome, gonna watch it ASAP.

>>215882917
Mike still hasn't addressed the actress for Nadine dying in a murder-suicide

>>215882377
HOLY TRANNYSLOP

>>215875099
>>215876822
>the ricecel is still melting down after dedicating his entire personality to the idea of emma liking asian '''men''' and her breaking his heart by dating a white
lmao. what a character arc.

*licks your cone*

>>215882799
>resorting to whoring herself out because career is dead

>>215875630
See it's due to leftist obsession and favorite pedophile author Steven King and the ritual of chud and the orgy on chuldren they obsess over

Is there a new season coming out or something? Youtube keeps feeding me videos about the show even though I've never searched for it

>>215882689
Have it so we are getting invaded by the 3-body aliens because their planet is being intentionally fucked over by the more advanced aliens from afar, who at the time they started fucking with the 3-body aliens they didn't even know Earth existed yet. The photon computer guys are a long w...

>>215882689
>first season we are incorrectly led to believe the two separate actors are in fact one
>after all what are the odds of their being two xeno actors in this scenario; the odds of two space-capable civilizations coexisting in the same tenths of a second on the cosmic timescale is incredibl...

>>215882530
how to make this work better
>3 body alien race is billigerents who have managed to work up to a late-stage industrial society that is teetering on the edge of climate change collapse. their technology is strictly nuts and bolts; they build big rockets and they build a lot of 'em; they c...

>>215877772 (OP)
The one the cast as auggie can’t act and is annoying as fuck.

>>215881954 (OP)
You don't need to be good looking to be a good & based actor.
Every movie I saw him he was great.

>>215882804
Some french Anon with nice reflexes here !

>>215882804
he ate every animal in this video, and most of the people

>>215882269
Not just a fat bastard but a French fat bastard, the best kind of fat bastard

Where is the show even going to go from here? Can't imagine this premise keeping my attention for much longer unless something drastic happens

>>215880992
hijabis and men dressed in north african clothes, place looks super mediterranean and there was even a sign saying "tanger"

>>215881862
I‘d wait for the season to conclude and check back

>>215879809
The box truck that showed up in her first scene said "levant" on it, it was probably in Lebanon, maybe Syria or Israel

>>215881555
Your gf looks like one of my male cousins.

>>215882352 (OP)
What if I paid full price but streamed it on my iPhone SE?

>>215882591
We have no financial incentive to lie and praise a shit movie, also no sunk cost since it was free.

>>215882471
Critics mostly write positive reviews unlike /tv/tards who pirate stuff and still end up hating movies

>>215882352 (OP)
Seethe more pay piggie

critics get free copies

>>215882921
Any good pics of her ass?

>>215882921
One where she has dirty knees apparently.

>>215882892
>>215882754
What pic is it? Maybe I have it

>>215882754
If I still had it I would. I deleted it from my phone a while back. I can't find it on Google either which is really weird to me.

>>215881485
Damn that's a whole ass camel

>>215882881
in defense of Siren, Lily looks super fucked up in her true form, and she prefers to use it when she's murdering and/or banging someone so a relationship with her would definitely involve just waking up to this face a lot

>>215882620
>>215881170
>>215881268
These are actually excellent examples but the problem is they're three examples in 30 years

>>215881145
This one's brutal because she genuinely loves him and he NO WAY FAGS her and kills her

>>215881066
This is a hate story (oddly enough, exactly like The Monste...

>>215882756
>beautiful person but minor monster thing taped on
Tbf that's 90% of male focused monster porn too.
Hardly ever see anyone have the hots for ACTUALLY monstrous monster women like pic related, who despite her looks truly cared for the human dude

>>215881036
SPBP

>>215882756
does anyone have that screenshot with all the women lusting over the hot guy with the rapist criminal record?

of course having kids is a no brainer for his rich circle of friends who can easily afford them and have nannies to take care of them while they keep working
he only thinks its "bleak" because he can't fathom why someone who isn't extremely wealthly wouldn't want them

>>215882864 (OP)
He's like 30. The harsh reality finally hit him and he decided that he doesn't want to be alone forever.

>>215882925
good evening, rabbi

>>215882925
A hollywood actor? Gay just because he starred as a fag in a fag movie?
Absurd. Next you'll be saying Daniel Craig is gay

Isn't he gay?

>>215882441
they are not "pretty common" you are victim to selection bias on google images.

Trust Fund: The Last Baskin Roberts

>>215882508
Based and correct. Korra apologists are weird.

>>215882194
>Half of season 1 dedicated to a sports subplot that goes nowhere and abruptly ends
>Team Avatar devolves into love triangles before it becomes comfy
>Korra spies on her kind benefactor for no reason and without prior suspicion
>Korra correctly assumes the innocuous conversation snippet ...

>>215882354
>her eyes which are uncommon on brown people
They are pretty common in steppe people, which she is supposed to be, isn't she?

>>215882915
Shut up and put your hands where my eyes can see.

>>215874178
>Comment.Reussir.Quand.On.Est.Con.Et.Pleurnichard
>A story about a guy who still lives with his mother and sells some really awful alcohol to bartenders. The only way for him to do this is to cry and invent himself an awful life. Then he meets the beautiful woman whose goal in life is to...

>>215882833
Kinda insane that all these stoners from these unc ahh movies are essentially the coolest niggas from their respective race and provide a harsh contrast to the busters represented in said movies. Hmm.

>>215882224
I'll watch all of Tyler Perry over watching On the Silver Globe ONCE.

>>215882565
>>215882590
Oh hell yeah.

>>215871870 (OP)
Jews have intentionally been propping her up because she was already heavily involved in their demoralization (Euphoria is one of the most jewish shows ever made). So then they make all this noise about her championing white rights while simultaneously putting her in a bunch of that same...

>>215882928
You know what the real kicker is? Sydney has done it all while being an absolutely terrible actress.

>>215871870 (OP)
I don't know who Sweeney Carpenter is.

>>215882793
trvke

>>215882475
Most 'celebrities' come and goes quick, there has been thousands of young beautiful women who have a moment where people look at them, and then immediately forget about them afterwards. Sydney has already outlasted 99% of every contemporary that has been in a similar situation and never ...

>>215881695
yeah yakuza movie was animated extremely well actually.

>>215881664
also this. the constantine films like justice league dark are fantastic.

The Year One movie was somewhat close to the art style of the book. Plus Cranston was great as Gordon.

Batman samurai is cool as hell!

I wish they'd do a Catwoman film in Cooke's style.

>>215879414 (OP)
No, Batman is just boring and tired. DC has so many fascinating characters like Doctor Fate, Constantine or Swamp Thing, but inevitably, when it comes time to make something out comes ye olde "Let's make another Batman shitfest".

>>215877405 (OP)
That's where the Wendy's is gonna go, and over there the Walmart. Glorious manifest destiny. Now get on the rez you savages.

>>215882924
holy shit even i didn't know sitting bull reproduced via mitosis

>>215877405 (OP)
Yeah, the injuns were sadistic, hedonistic fucks. Their savagery really was on another level.

Why didn't Injuns prepare against the white man when they're busy killing each other for a good 4-5 years?

Millions of white men died because of dem darkies, the Injuns could have prepared even if they're split as different tribes.

>>215882883
>>215882899
you could've just said yes. because that seems to be the full extent of your ability to map how those were built.

no, I don't watch children's shows

>>215882728
hes brown so no

>>215882884
and? you want a round of applause faggot?

>>215881405 (OP)
Never cared about Harry Potter

>>215882728
shut up trannoid

>>215882916
fwiw they get better every month

it's over

>>215881963
boob implants are toxic and can cause all kinds of health issues

>>215881874 (OP)
she did? I need better pics to tell

>>215882122
Same. Luv me some fake tits. Simple as.

away

>>215882369 (OP)
On the road

>>215882482
thanks for the informative response

huh huh butt

Fucking retard.

>>215881870
socialism

>>215882675
He directly conflates slavs with lower races, regardless of admixture

>>215882653
https://ia903106.us.archive.org/21/items/Popanz/Popanz.pdf

ctrl + f "Herrenvolk", translates to master race, you're welcome anon-kun, just takes 5 secs of googling, I'm sure there's more in less direct terms

>>215882666
Kino. Someone should make this in AI

>>215882039
>Stollen on the list two times

lol

>>215882846
That one looks pretty bad. Is Dear x watchable? Looks like a girl show

Adding The Dream Life of Mr. Kim after catching up Dear X and The Manipulated.

Noooooooooo

GO AWAY

If korean women are so hot, why aren’t the men breeding them?

>>215882267
I wish I could get a bunch of japanese office ladies to do an asshole competition for me

Comedy now is just obnoxious faggots having an asshole competition

>>215882082
>imbecile fag bumps thread he thinks is 'shilling', which is not a thing

Fuck sakes when does all of media stop pandering to geriatric boomer women? Society cannot function with this wealth imbalance. Things are so fucked.

>>215881794
>Does it have any supernatural elements

It does.

>>215882794
>due to the film rewriting the third act
Really? How is the third act in the book?

she's so cute it hurts physically and spiritually

>>215881931 (OP)
Fucking people who used to be her fans and forgot she existed.

>>215882096
Maybe

Is she Bella Thornemaxxing?

>>215881931 (OP)
giving innocent straight anons agp

>>215878184 (OP)
Rich asshole who thinks they deserve immortality

>>215881758
Lockout is kino no idea why it flopped

>>215881583
"Coded" is passive aggressive bitch speak. Just say gay robot you faggot

>>215880779
David prefers doing the fingering

>>215882297
>Die Hard without Bruce Willis and "nazis are evil"
sounds nice

look at the cocky teenage latina coming to destroy your november with an involuntary nut

>adopting a girl at 15 from a drug addicted mother

Do Americans really?

Why didn't Marky Mark just impregnate sadfu and have his own kid? gaY?

>>215882323
Awful.

Consider my fragile ego destroyed

>>215882821
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200723350/#200738459

>>215882770
BS, gimme a clip of it

>>215882658
Its not xray, in the original release of film it is this clear.

>>215882602 (OP)
Zoophilia thread

It was unintentional monke breast

>>215882824
Kitimer Accords, almost scuttled the deal

>>215882697
By what possible definition is water polo not a sport?

>>215882716
You made me chuckle anon. You’re ok. Maybe stay away from Jeffries tube 376 for a while

>>215882697
I just don't understand how you could ride a seahorse. They're really small.

>>215882332
>water polo
>sport
Yeah ok

>>215880590 (OP)
Why did Marvlel cucks buy Captain Marvel tickets and give this ugly a bitch a career?

>>215882818
she should so totally go away

>>215882544
Same here

>>215881151
this, i hate this bitch

Grace needs to shut her mouth and suck my cock.

>>215882504
To The Devil A Daughter

>>215882504
Cat People

whoops >>215882661 was for >>215878484
As far was VF 2015, eh Radcliffe and McAvoy are great actors and it had a good budget but something wasn't clicking. Didn't hate it but it was just kind of there.

>>215882504
Castle Freak

>>215878423
We need one (1) actually horror leaning new Frankenstein film. I'm talking a walking abomination of sewn flesh and animals so ghastly that he steals every scene he's in with the sheer creepy factor of his putrescence.
Also, imo this is the only real way to sell the idea of man as the rea...

>>215882868 (OP)
It actually looks OK. Rather unique premise and sam rockwell makes even shit flicked good.
Will defo torrent

>>215882622
You can use AI for that and it'll be better drawn too.

>>215880111
Because they draw me stuff for free

>>215880111
I only hang with the high IQ autist females that can't relate to males or females i have my normal friends but I find it interesting to hang out with complete spazzes.

>>215880900
>some doors you can never open again
Kek

>>215880019 (OP)
Is she hot? OF?

>>215879083 (OP)
>Typecast as a whore
Kevin Smith is kinda an asshole

>>215882822
Could just be flapping around normally. Also not uncommon

>>215882734
guy on left there had a semi at least

>>215881672
is this the chick that some dubai sheiks threw out of a car at 100mph?

>>215882367
Maybe they thought it was more trouble than it's worth, seeing as it's not central in the view and isn't totally hard. I'm sure there have been semis onscreen before

>>215882808
No, they weren't "calling the servers", they connected to the internet via dial-up, then logged in wherever they wanted.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dial-up_Internet_access

>>215882779
So they were just “calling” the server(s) directly? That’s crazy.

>>215870919
>How exactly did they get onto the internet? Did they hack ISPs too back then?
You could go online via payphone by using an acoustic coupler modem.
I assume you could use a special frequency generation device to phreak the connection like with the Cap'n Crunch whistle trick.

>>215881814
he was Iggy Koopa

>>215881697
I dont remember him in the Mario film.

>>215882489

also just to add to this. if you ever plan to be a cop I would highly suggest sucking it up and moving to one of the major metro cities like NYC or DC where your retirement benefits will be huge for whenever you get ready to move to a small town in the south. or get a campus police job ...

>>215879928

they don't have a lot of power. most of my coworkers in security were former cops. the majority quit because the pay wasn't worth the headache in the small rural areas most of the time.

>>215879829

this is what lost Bernie his election run btw. not Hillary

>>215881852
Adiponitrile, its used for nylon production

>>215881174
>if you work less than 90 hours a week lower your tone around me" goyim propaganda
I think you're reading into things.

>>215882811
its Del Toro. even Pan's Labyrinth is painfully cartoonish and melodramatic. the first Hellboy is probably his only decent film and its a no-frills capeshit origin story.

>>215882811
the monster was just mad because everyone was calling him Frankenstein.

>>215882746
It’s stupid. Whole thing with the monster was “If you won’t let me be happy, you’re not going to be happy either”

>>215882639
in the book Victor is chasing the Monster because the Monster kills his fiancee after Victor's refusal. in Del Toro's version the Monster is chasing Victor, Victor runs to the far north (just because) and him and the Monster kiss and makeup for no reason.

it's not as good.

>>215881431
Creature's only human contact is people he spies on. His "father" rejects him for not being hot enough. When he sees the kid Victor showers with affection where offering nothing to him he snaps.

>character eats pill
>UNN TSS UNN TSS UNN TSS starts playing

>>215882678 (OP)
no it didn't

Strange memories on this nervous night in /tv/. Fifteen years later? Twenty? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. The internet in the middle 00's was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long r...

>>215882678 (OP)
>character inhales cocaine
>TARANTINO OST starts playing

>character smokes weed
>BUFFALO SOULJA starts playing

>>215882765
Because they judged it's the funniest thing to do. Like they always do.

There is something weird about it because I thiught Maisie Adam looked awful before this season but all of a sudden I'm smitten with her.

>>215881598
Worst season. Only good contestant was Kiell.

>>215882731
It's always americans commenting how much wholesome interactions are or how unfairly a contestant is being treated. They're the most soft skinned people on this planet, banter flies right past them

>>215882731
Why was Greg and his boss Alex so eager to appease Mae then? Was it Mae's upcoming tour de force on the kinobox they had to fall in line with?

>>215882648
*unsportsthemlike

>>215881940 (OP)
This

>humans migrate and take the land of the lesser tribes since always
>only whites are held responsible for that

>>215881940 (OP)
For me its enslaving nigs and pretending to be white upper class.

Everyone there has, at least, one drop.

>>215881863
Yes? this is literally what the most famous kpop idol looks like without makeup and skin whitening cream. Asians are brown.

cope.

>>215881863
The brown bug is clearly darker than Angelina Jolie in OP's image.

>Dong Lover
That guy is annoying and a total hack. His music is gay as fuck

>>215881810 (OP)
>expecting anything good from amazon
lol, lmao even

>>215881863
yellow

>>215882851
what made you think this show was for babies? lol that is fucking absurd

I always thought this show was for babies (I only watched REAL shit like Biker Mice From Mars) and then I watched it and it was sick

>>215882773
Canonically it's Lexington.

Brooklyn is a gay little slut

>>215879134
I can fix her