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>>214039554 (OP)
The Walking Dead was gay as shit

i peaced out the first few episodes when I saw it was mostly about who fucked who

i dont give a fuck about some soap opera faggot shit with zombies in the background

>>214039554 (OP)
>>214039580
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>>214039603
Funny how TV show gave Shane an alternative of sort with Andrea who becomes Rick's wife in the comics and even though it went nowhere they killed Andrea and gave her entire arc to Michonne as Rick obviously has to be in an interracial relationship. By ...

>>214042827
>I don't care about boring ass character development miss me with that drama shit I wanna see cool ass zombies ripping people alive that shits fire yo
No wonder quality of this board is going down if this is the refined taste of average poster

first thing he does is tongue her blown out shitter

I can’t believe that smug zoomer ate her asshole

>>214042897 (OP)
He has a nice dick, I'd probably suck his dick.

>>214042913
fpbp
anything after season 8 is borderline unwatchable

Always Sunny begins and ends with Reynolds Vs Reynolds: The Cereal Defense
I don't really care about the rest of the series before or after

>>214042895 (OP)
whichever season starts with the wade bogs beer episode

>>214042665 (OP)
he did a good job raising those 3 girls

>>214042665 (OP)
>this will sell our movie

It would be kino if it was just tim allen making the noise and kat just shaking her huge milkers

Why do they only make one movie a year?

you're right...fucking chuds

>Bad guy gets away with everything in the end
>Directed by Roman Polanski

>>214043091 (OP)
I would have railed the main girl with no protection and just laughed if she got pregnant.

>>214039620
this, who the fuck would keep riding with this psycho nigger

>our straight-laced rookie detective with a wife and child on the way was found murdered on the streets!!!??? oh, he had the devil's lettuce in his bloodstream? another dirty cop who's luck ran out, bury it
Was this really Alonzo's plan?

>>214043079
kek

>>214043006 (OP)
i do not like absurdist humor. I get the joke that she is rapable, but it is just to outlandish.

>>214038915 (OP)
He could have been live action Riley Freeman from Boondocks

>Karate kid movie
>It's about kung fu
>Nigger kid doesn't even suffer racism in China
Oh and the nigger kid doesn't even suffer racism in China.

Easily the most infuriating cash grab of the last decade.

>>214038915 (OP)
Will Smith has much to answer for.

>>214030441 (OP)
reminds me of goslings character in Nice Guys

>>214038101
based rocco

>>214030441 (OP)
Looks awful

I can't tell anymore if its just the writers are incompetent or if they think the audience is just this stupid these days so they purposefully write dumb bullshit.

Its not like the Alien movies were ever that sophisticated, but the first three weren't outright dumb at least.

She's a WOMAN you fucking chud, there's NOTHING she can't do!

>>214042616
So why can't Curly do it?

>>214041410 (OP)
>I want.. two Handi-snacks and one pack of gummies with juice in the middle of them. I don’t care what brand.

>>214041410 (OP)
>i want bruce wayne to come to my birthday party dressed as batman so my kids will think im cool. i want this every year im alive and every anniversary of my death at my grave

>>214040556
God I need Lizzie in my life

>>214039286 (OP)
Oscar literally just turned me gay

KELLEY BLEW ASS

based kelley

YUMMY DELICIOUS AWKWARD PUBLIC FARTS

KAT INHALING THE FECAL MATTER OF KELLEY

FARTED

movie literally made for shareholders
>Hey kids! your favourites are DEAD! Now but the cheap nasty none die-cast toys we made of these new soulless characters! Did we mention they are the same price as the die-cast old superior in every way toys?

>>214041610
How? I've read it and it's basically a beat for beat adaptation of the book. Except he changed the age of the girls in the orgy to be older.

>>214042571
*I meant the movie is a beat for beat adaptation of the book..... you know what i meant

>>214042571
>it's basically a beat for beat adaptation of the book.
The ending is completely different due to a printing dispute the book had in its early runs here in the state

>>214042467 (OP)
Do 13yo girls really dress like that in Yourup??

>>214037218 (OP)
Of course they got the most photogenic and germanic aryan kid to play as the evil supremacist adherent while turning Hermayonnaie into a titi monkey. It's gotten beyond tiresome, fuck me.

>>214039202
the Spew subplot was important for hermione's character. It showed how flawed hermione is, she forces her values and beliefs on other creatures just because she thinks she knows better, and in doing so causes problems for the house-elves, the school and her classmates. Luckily for her Do...

Are you all really stupid to not notice this is AI?

The sequel is even better.

https://youtu.be/CVw1WMJFdlQ

There are movies like “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” that seem to also come close or be inspired by Bud Spencer.

Blazing Saddles?

Am I retarded or are these really fun to watch?

>>214041510
The prequels were supposed to be an homage to Shaw brothers style kung fu flix. Jar Jar was a sith practicing the drunken master style but everyone made fun of him so Lucas changed gears to sci-fi slop in attack of the clones

>>214040425 (OP)
This thread is all wrong.

"anime can't be kino" threads are made specifically to laugh at how bad shounen anime is.

Snake in the Eagle's Shadow however is legitimately excellent, and so it doesn't make sense to post it in this kind of thread.

>>214040425 (OP)
PTA was so based to reference this scene

>>214039657
No, and I do not care. The OP asked what was the best Troma movie and I gave the correct answere. Did you know frankenstein was the name of the doctor and not your ugly fucking mother you pedantic fuckwit?

>>214037720 (OP)
Loved those shitty movies as a kid, my local childhood video store had so many of them back in the vhs days. I remember renting Redneck Zombies so many times they finally were like “you wanna just buy it?” which i did I loved that retarded ass movie

>>214037720 (OP)
Troma is kino

She was watchin' clocks when she wanted to be watchin' cocks

>>214041540
Way less than that. It's 3 days, 4 at most
Terminators arrive on Day 1
Everything from John's intro up to Sarah pulling slugs out of the T800 in the garage is Day 2
Going to Mexico, attacking Dyson, blowing up Cyberdyne, final confrontation is Day 3, maybe stretching into the early hours...

It's a shame Terminator is dead as a genre. Where a robot with human traits looks scary. Picrel is what made me realize 'Terminator' is dead. It can only exist as retro-futurism. They missed the window to make a future war movie.

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>>214041330
All these words and you're forgetting that we wouldn't get to see Robert Patrick's balls if the scene was written any other way

>>214041708 (OP)
women have it so fucking easy

>>214041708 (OP)
This but unironically

>>214039522
Yes.

>>214038521 (OP)
this seems like a concept that would be a good thriller if it wasn't entirely about race dynamic, but maybe it adds to it in some way.
A psycho guy doing whatever he wants in your basement, making you think he's a prisoner, with clearly ulterior motives

lowkey pretty funny that it never occurs to the black guy to just get a job

>>214039987
That applies to 99% of Hollywood movies

The hate from this movie comes from two sources, people who are triggered about muh badass venom being a twink, and people who thought edgelord peter was supposed to be cool and not cringe.

All capeshit is bad. Great original action movies like The Matrix or Starship Troopers got replaced by this slop.

>>214042278 (OP)
>>214042308
Guys i would bomb palestine for this

>>214041619
Yes

>>214040691 (OP)
James Gunn created the marvel quip because he was a massive fan of James Spader who's entire career has been the old man who makes marvel quips
Im losing my mind

>>214040691 (OP)
KINO
Would have saved the movie for me

>>214040522
lol old ass zogbot get out of here unc go take your stool thinners and blood softener nigga

>>214042049
lol nigger

>>214039799
>as a 37 year old loser
LMAO

>>214042196 (OP)
I was told that Trump would make them real

>>214041864
It can be inferred that the defendant owning the same model of knife is a known fact of the jurors, including the one trying to exonerate him. Also the person who sold him the knife was one of the witnesses, probably the best witness you could conceivable choose. I'm curious what you wou...

>>214039452
I'd love to see this movie from the perspective of the lawyer

>>214042060
obviously you need 4K video camera footage from 4 different angles of the crime, as well as a signed and spoken confession (also filmed in 4K from 4 different angles) but since these can also be fabricated by AI, the only way to be sure will be if God Almighty appears in court to testify

>>214038971 (OP)
nobody would watch it because it would be too depressing

>>214038971 (OP)
Not gonna happen. No films will ever show any communist atrocities; not the Killing Fields in Cambodia. Not the Red Terror or the Gulag Archipelago. Definitely not the Great Leap Forward or the Holodomor. Never gonna happen. What we will get is more holocaust ww2 movies about the Shoah, ...

>>214038971 (OP)
The School converted to a torture prison/death camp and baby bashing tree does seem like something straight out of an extreme horror movie. Sad stuff, most people don't even know any of this ever happened. You can still visit them today.

>>214040957
Honestly a pretty cool video minus the fucking yogurt ad, ugly characters and the fact it's fantasy and would not work. Wouldn't mind a animated movie in that setting that would be good.

>>214037511
>but then they had to pop a bunch of reactionaries
Oh right those two 16 year old black kids. Then they never came forward with who did it. While protesting for police accountability.

>>214040021
>wouldn't ever need
Governments and corporations aren’t gonna stop at just enough for needs. Consumption is gonna keep increasing. It’s solarpunk not solarutopia

>>214041976 (OP)
sage + hide

>>214042045
2 is kinda shit though.

>>214041797 (OP)
no, a force of nature.

>>214041893
like a shark

>>214040271
The 666 mentioned in Revelations was originally 616 (changed to 666 with a copyist's error) and it's a Greek numerogram that refers to NERO

>>214040561
>Nero swashbuckling throughout Greece

>>214038100 (OP)
I Claudius

>>214040123
I wanna see the death pics. How decimated was her head? Did one of her rubber boobies pop out of her top from the recoil?

>>214040317
i dont even listen to podcasts but thats basically the only good approachable vector there is to listen to someones opinions rather than having them read from a script. you can listen to them in a real conversation, etc.
just because everyones mom has a podcast now doesnt make the medium...

>>214028451 (OP)
David Bowie it's tv related because the labyrinth was my favourite movie as a kid

>>214041771
>I hope some old faggot doesn’t post this on 4chan

>>214041538
More

Spacing

For

You

Faggot

>fake yawns in your face when you start talking to her
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>214035103 (OP)
not even gay but I WOOD a Japanese twink like that in a second

What the fuck? They're not doing the spin off manga and doing OC crap?

>>214039945
Nah, an Asian twink with a big, uncut cock is the crown jewel of bfs

>>214040265
cable's not going anywhere soon. live news and sports still are a necessity for most people, and streaming services don't have this accounted for (you can watch some live news and sports with peacock and paramount+, but only what your local nbc and cbs affiliates are allowed to air). it'...

>dog walking poop dick wrestling in the ratings
Is this some zoomer lingo or something?

>>214041453
dog walking means beating and humiliating. it's probably zoomer lingo because the wrestlers themselves say and poop dick wrestling is aew. a wrestling promotion that only exists because the billionaire owner of the jacksonville jags wanted to get his retard son away from his NFL and socc...