is there a more brutal feeling than being mogged by your dad?

>>211974123 (OP)
Hijo de la gran puta que te parió. Tu mamá es una puta.

>>211974123 (OP)
I don't believe these two are closely related by blood. Who the fuck is the mum?

>>211974177
It's his adopted son. I remember him getting upset at an interviewer around the time of War of the Worlds when they asked if he has ever considered that he will have to explain why he looks so different to his parents.

>>211974177
Gee I thought Euros were supposed to be multilingual. What does 'adoptivo' mean do you think, Barry?

nigga need a shape up is he broke?

>>211974123 (OP)
why were brown babies like funkos for rich people in 90s/00s? you don't really hear much about that kind of thing any more

>>211974123 (OP)
It's up there. I can tell you it's pretty devastating to hear how good looking he is from every woman older than my dating range constantly, and especially few girlfriends I've barely managed to get never shut up about it and at some point try and dump me for him.
Thank God my dad isn't a piece of shit and actually told me about it and to drop them after they did it. I don't hate him but it gets frustrating.

>>211974123 (OP)
His teeth are the only thing he inherited from Tom.

>>211975290
how tall are both of you?

>>211974123 (OP)
being a nigger, or an indian

>>211974123 (OP)
that nigga fucked suri cruise

>>211977380
He's 6 ft even, I'm 6'4"
And no I'm not fat or overweight. I'm just not at all good looking.
Face>frame=personality>money>massive power gap>height.
Take it from experience. Height is a meme.

>>211978902
talk to someone who's 5'7 and never had a girlfriend and you'll quickly realize how important height is lmao

>>211974123 (OP)
Does Tom have an biological children?

>>211974123 (OP)
Remember reading a rumor that the kid is actually his. You can kinda see it in some photos

>>211974123 (OP)
eww brown, why Tom why?

>>211974237
ahh adopted. that's goofy but forgivable

>>211979214

>>211975272
I have no f ing idea, gay nonsense or something

>>211975272
> you don't really hear much about that kind of thing any more
look up Sia

>>211979057
Notice how were in a thread with a notoriously short actor that is constantly mogging everyone around him even other actors?
You're a retard.

Being Mogged by your mother

>>211979787
>Tom choosed scientology over this

>>211978902
Lol, you're retarded.

>>211980166
that's weird. kate went full loony

>>211980636
bitches say they want a lot of things, they don't get them. you think there's random 6' 5+ dudes just waiting on an app? lol they already have options

>>211974123 (OP)
Jerry McGuire 2

>>211979787
doesn't look like Cruise

>>211974237
why does it kind of look like he has his eyes and nose

>>211974177
Your mom

>>211977859
Neither of those races think so it can't be too bad

>>211980166
Which one is the mom

>>211974123 (OP)
>more brutal feeling than being mogged by your dad?
Your wife leaving you for your costar

>>211977859
This

>>211974123 (OP)
what's it like having soulless brown eyes?

>>211983914
I have brown eyes, not sure if they're soulless or whatever. I guess it's not bad since sun doesn't affect me as much

>>211974123 (OP)
honestly that hair mog would be unbearable for me

>>211980166
Many such cases

>>211974123 (OP)
>>211979774
>>211979787
blue eyes look demonic ngl

>>211979787
you are brown