Now you wonder in your head how stupid Japanese food culture is. You can already imagine that sweaty office worker spurt wasabi on top of a cold sushi that was old about couple of days ago. Finally, this 117-centimeter sheep grumbles "aah, Kore wa ii desu" and rinses the whole indescribable fucking shit down with warm rice wine. SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!

What about lifestyle hikikomoris that boil noodles in a kettle day after day and season the whole fucking horrible mixture with onions to have some flavor (i.e. just onions). I'm saying I'm sick. It's funny seeing japanese sheep cry abotu what other eat, when they eat exactly what they can afford, the noodle, the king of the slave foods.

So Japanese cuisine is, quite frankly, just fooling around with food. Some shit algae and rice balls seasoned with fucking nothing and ramen - all the same algae shit cast in a fucking suicide forest that I wouldn't even feed to piglets. In addition, the only spice known in this country is onions, and even that is put so fucking in the dishes that testo levels would certainly drop.

As a bonus, Ramen's cooking instructions:
>noodles
>bucket of water
>pieces of meat
>oil
Mix with each other and heat gently. Serve your idiot friends while watching the Game Show.

So fucking DISGUSTING

>>212103703 (OP)
Television & film?

>>212103703 (OP)
whats a good gameshow to watch while eating ramenslop?

>Chill out, Mr. Miyagi
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>he goes with sushi thread instead of hirohito thread today
understandable

For me? It's the slow zoom in on his face

>>212103864
>y-you're a heathen!
>*pull eye lids back* u arruwa heathennu desu
Literally Nothing you can do. Being a snob over raw fish is indefensible and will always make you look like a weeb twat.

>>212103703 (OP)
>trying to swim laps

What does that even mean?? Writer thought that's how cool wall street guys talk?

>>212103703 (OP)
based

>>212103703 (OP)
>look up show
>it's not a comedy
This is supposed to be a serious scene about how tough this faggot is? Really?

> 70% of culture is just fucking about.

Yes.

>>212103703 (OP)
Who are we supposed to be sympathising with here?

>>212104109
Inspired by Anthony Bourdain real life experience

>>212104109
The show itself Billionaires is such tryhard faggot garbage I watched 3-4 episodes then never went back. Surprised after how much kino Damian Lewis has been in he'd sign up for such retarded slop like this

>>212104162
Have the wasabi paste. Have two.

>>212103703 (OP)
Sushi is millennial meme food.

>>212104162
Those glasses go crazy, I’d wear a pair.

>>212104208
Negronis taste bad by the way

>>212104226
My daughter is 15 ans requests it at least twice a week.

>>212104162
Konichiwa, dude.

>>212103703 (OP)
he wouldn't have said shit if it wasn't two white guys and we all know it

>>212104162
Why do they give them little cups of onions sauce if they aren't supposed to use them?

>>212103703 (OP)
Didn't that reddit cuck tv cook Bordoun or something have a similar meltdown?

>>212104162
>>212104208
>>212104238
>>212104285
>>212104344
Wrong answer

>>212104344
That's how Japanese culture works. You provide a thing but then you aren't supposed to use it because using it is "rude".

>>212104311
If your own race is being foolish you have more of responsibility to say something.

>>212104402

>>212104162
>>212104402
I'm so glad Bourdain is dead.

>>212104402
Brutal, that guy didn't even ask for the California roll.

>>212104261
You’re a good daddy who’s going to buy her a pair of breast implants for her 18th birthday, right?

Asian food has no texture. It's why their jaws are so small. Nothing requires much chewing.

>>212104162
>>212104402
Nothing is quite as funny as impotent leftist reddit revenge fantasies. Well, maybe black people on twitter having meltdowns over apparent race traitors.

>>212104377
>>212104501
>>212104681
Get Jiro: Blood and Suhi

>>212103703 (OP)
It's always white savour

>>212104238
Wear two.

>>212104864
LMAO, what a fucking cringelord.

>>212103703 (OP)
>PRECISELY SAUCED
Then why have sauce as an option laid out. I have seen Japanese people do similar shit.

>>212104162
>Inspired by Anthony Bourdain real life experience
Bourdain's comment on coffee which gets reposted on this board all the time is one of the most pretentious hipster things I have ever heard. Man flip flops between "LOOK I AM ANTI PRETENTIOUS ON COFFEE LOL WHILE SOUNDING PRETENTIOUS ABOUT IT" all the way to be absolute pretentious when it comes to certain cuisines.

Man was a miserable cunt.

You have to remember that Japs have massive inferiority complexes so a lot of these customs are just motivated by passive aggressive feminine spite. A way to quietly feel superior to outsiders who aren't privy to your special honorable way to drink from a tea cup or whatever.

It's really astonishing how Japan keeps making gaijins seethe by simply minding its own business

>>212105791
It's a legacy of Imperial propaganda. The Japanese were taught their country was special and perfect, because it was created by Amaterasu and given to the Japanese to rule.

It's not common these days, but a lot of Japanese until recently, believed that their country is the only country on Earth with 4 weather seasons. Sure, other countries have spring, summer, fall and winter, but nowhere on Earth are these seasons as perfect and well-defined as in Japan. Gaijin don't have true weather seasons and can't understand them -> Autism + Nationalistic propaganda

That's basically the legacy of Shinto nationalism, the fetishization of everything Japanese, from the "correct" way of eating food to the seasons of Japan being the most perfect.

Ironically the Japanese themselves have grown out of this, largely, but the weeaboos have picked it up.

>>212106037
I recall reading a quote by some literary translator about how "we are not obligated to translate all Japanese poetry" (or something to that effect) because it is not relatable to the foreign mind, and gave the example of Japan having four seasons to illustrate this. Wish I could find the quote, it's fucking stupid.

>>212105058
Lmao

>>212104864
painful

>>212104162
>>212104344
>>212104407
>go to restaurant and order an expensive meal
>its considered rude if you eat all of it

joke culture

>>212104864
>knows karate
>could kill them with his bare hands

Lol

POG

>>212107062
>Wearing male jewellery

Kek

I'm pretty much convinced that gaijins are naturally insane.
Literally nobody in Japan knows this show or movie and most overpriced sushi places in the west are run by chinks and gooks pretending to be Japs and yet Japs don't (can't) even complain about it so much.
Like what the hell is wrong with you? Like what the fuck did Japan even ask you for anything ever?

>>212107398
It's not your fault. Like I said the Japanese abandoned Shinto Nationalism but the weeaboos picked it up. They have a fetish for Japan and everything Japanese.

The OP webm is a parody though, it's meant to mock these people.

>>212104402
What's wrong with the CA roll?

>>212107857
It's sushi for people who don't like sushi. Which is a good thing but white liberals think it's an insult to traditional sushi chefs despite the fact it was invented by one...

>>212107484
>it's meant to mock these people.
No it isn't, that guy is supposed to be the "tony soprano" of that shitty show and they all apologize to him.

>>212104162
>provide condiments
>get angry when you use them
Seriously what the actual fuck is wrong with these “people”