>>212218723 >we'll pay you to shoot guns at puppets and thin air >total filming time, one weekend >we'll have a barbeque after >we'll call you when we're going to do another
>>212218411 (OP) >side character shows up in 2 episodes >side character is so based they spin him off into his own show, appears in 435 episodes, 16 prequel episodes and spawns 6 other shows
>>212221907 Lol when the pink power ranger chick had a full blown breakdown on livestream after he died. You just know he was fucking her every night in the hotel during the Movie making.
>>212218411 (OP) >character actor is so cheap he takes over the franchise ftfy Kevin Bacon and Reba McEntire were too expensive to get back for part 2, studio lost confidence, so they opted for a cheap VHS release and did those since.
>>212218411 (OP) >Ladies and gentlemen, how many times has your boss told you to do something you didn’t want to do? >Show of hands don’t be shy… >mm hmm. But let me guess you did it anyway. >Maybe you had a kid to feed, a career to look after, an estate in Berlin to pay for… which one of us are immune to life’s pressures. >It’s the same whether we’re a lowly soldat or the reichsmarschall. >Can we really be blamed for everything our workplace does? The prosecution certainly thinks so. >I mean get a load of all these charges, looking at them you’d think my client was the only Nazi east of the Rhine. >Let’s see here, plundering works of art. Well, that’s a harsh way of saying he protected Europe’s treasures through a tumultuous period. >The fact the prosecution’s using these works as evidence shows they’re all safe and sound. And they’re beautiful. What is that a Raphael, just look at that. >Disappearances of political opponents. Well if every Nazi was so awful what’s the problem? >Here’s a joke for you, What's the difference between a tick and a Nazi… >Besides that, the whole thing was under the infamous Night and Fog decree. >A fitting name because the details of those so-called disappearances are so nebulous and uncertain, you’d need leeway longer than the Gustav gun to attribute it to one man. >Now here’s the big one folks. Murder of 6 million Jews… >That’s unbelievable, who could do something like that? No, I mean really who could? I’m no professor but let’s do some math…