>>212430966 (OP)
bourdain looks an awful lot like epstein. who’s on the flight plan he just filed with the agency?

>>212430966 (OP)
Make it two.

>>212430966 (OP)
why would a man kill himself before strangling his whore?

>>212430966 (OP)
truffles?

>>212430966 (OP)
I'm glad this anti-White piece of shit died. When I heard he did, I went to my favorite Mumford and Sons coffee shop and ordered a single negroni

>>212430966 (OP)
Uh, you don't get to have two.

>>212430966 (OP)
He's a big guy

Nobody cares who I am. Try the cream sauce.

In all seriousness, has there ever been a more apt and hilarious death in history?

>>212430966 (OP)
>«whites must disappear!»
>spends all his time enjoying the best food invented by white people
Why are they like this ? How can you drink the best french wine and also support the browning of the West

>The menu I had approved by the head chef lists a cream sauce, a bahn mi, a large coffee that isn't pretentious, but only ONE negroni

>>212430966 (OP)

First one to get the cream sauce gets to enjoy the ride!

>>212430966 (OP)
Busting these balls...with no survivors!

>>212431057
The Flight Plan to Epstein's island lists me, Donald Trump, Dr Hawking here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets a visit from some CIA agents in their sleep.

>>212431682

What's your definition of "talk"?

Based Bourdain still making 4chan incels seethe 7 years after his death.

>>212430966 (OP)
Do you think he cares about coffee?

>>212430966 (OP)
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A MUMFORD AND SONS MOTHERFUCKER

>>212431615
Kind of chuckled

Avec Eric chads stay winning in the kitchen

He works for the chef. The Hanged Man.

>>212432121
>dead bitch
lol

Perhaps he is wondering you would have a pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar?

>>212432280
you are a suicidal guy.

>>212432130
No, just orders cream sauce.

Ive been burping a lot today and it tastes like fried chicken. I haven't had fried chicken in months.

>>212431057
there the same guy. two weeks.

Asia Argento, I'm Bourdain. Uh, you don't get to bring white people.
Don't worry, no ball busting today.
And why would I want them?
They were getting in the way of your coffee. The ones from the street.
BODEGA? Get em I'm bored I'll have a negroni.
The search history on my browser lists my ex, my ex, my ex 298 more times but none of you. First one to cook up a dish from a 3rd world country gets to stay on my aircraft. Who paid you to make a second negroni? A lot of loyalty for a kitchen assistance. He didn't get tipped, who wants to try next?
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would tell his audience to "enjoy the ride" before tying a rope around his own neck.
At least you can cook, who paid you to put fish on rice?
It does not matter what we put on rice, what matters is how we cook it.
If I pull the fish off would you cry?
It would be extremely shameful
Was the parfait part of your meal?
Off-course!

>>212432280

At least you can go somewhere you've never been! Did you get the cream sauce?

>>212430966 (OP)
I'm not saying Bourdain and Epstein are the same person, but I've never seen them in the same room together and Epstein loved photos with celebrities dude

>>212432479
This is some gourmet shit anon

>>212432479
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would tell his audience to "enjoy the ride" before tying a rope around his own neck

>>212432479
>The search history on my browser lists my ex, my ex, my ex 298 more times but none of you
oh ho

>>212432479
>Get em I'm bored I'll have a negroni
haah

>>212432479
Cream sauce tier post

>>212432479
>exquisite

>>212430966 (OP)
I went to a new york bodega recently
It was literally a convenience store with a grill (which exist in my flyover city too)
What is so fucking special about bodegas?

>>212432551
The only that matters is tipping our server

>>212432860
>Cream sauce
>Have you SEEN all the rats around here? Its making me CRAZY! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. RATS!!!

>>212432479
>If I pull the fish off would you cry?
heh

>>212431421
>kill yourself
>your body is used as a double for Epstein who fakes his death
Fate is cruel

>>212430966 (OP)
>>212431349
qrd? all i know is he's a rich guy that killed himself nad was a chef

is negroni his most hated food or something

>>212433095

Nothing, that was his point. But nowadays, bodegas are run by investment groups, they all have the same shit, same menus, they're basically franchises. Back then, it was more common for a bodega to be a a family owned business that had random shit with random levels of quality.

>>212430966 (OP)
negron-zone
it's real

>>212432479
>my ex 298 more times

>media personality is le bad because his political beliefs make my clitty leak
chuds are just redditors who don’t have sex

>>212433252
> rich guy

>>212430966 (OP)
If I bust your balls would you die?

>>212432479
Kek

>>212430966 (OP)
>Anthony Bourdain: Nooo reservations!

Loved this nigga back in 00s.