Thread 212479520 - /tv/ [Archived: 719 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:07:20 PM No.212479520
lyndon-dog
lyndon-dog
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>the most historically accurate film of all time
>directed by stanley kubrick, the most perfectionist director of all time
>puts a labrador retriever in this unnecessary shot 30 years before they were ever bred
>puts a period-accurate sheepdog in the next shot
why didn't he just use a different dog?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:09:25 PM No.212479566
that heckin pupper is probably dead by now
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:15:07 PM No.212479651
>>212479520 (OP)
>dullest, most pointless film ever pushed by /tv/
>feels like watching a mini series with all the interesting scenes taken out and all the filler left in, then stitched together
>most boring title of a film there is
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:15:10 PM No.212479652
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images-w1400
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why not any of these
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:16:32 PM No.212479671
What's the movie?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:20:24 PM No.212479727
haveyouever_thumb.jpg
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i liked that scene where sean connery just asked her if she ever... and then just starts humping the air
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:25:14 PM No.212479818
>>212479671
barry lyndon, a kubrick film that nobody you have ever spoken to has heard of
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:25:57 PM No.212479832
>>212479818
Thanks. I have an unhealthy obsession of adding every movie to plex
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:41:55 PM No.212480091
>>212479727
I don't remember this scene in Barry Lyndon.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:45:53 PM No.212480163
>>212480091
it's from james bond: octopussy
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:06:19 PM No.212480593
>>212480163
octo WHAT
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:07:05 PM No.212480613
>>212479651
Yeah, filtered
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:10:49 PM No.212480696
>>212480613
it was alright
not in kubrick's top 3 movies
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:16:03 PM No.212480814
>>212480696
it's Kubrick's best film by far
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:18:27 PM No.212480853
>>212480814
could you rank your top five kubricks
i'm interested to know your perspective
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:20:24 PM No.212480892
>>212479520 (OP)
There is also a scene in the beginning where Redmond is neither chopping nor splitting logs. Simply just giving them a good whack and tossing them. After that, I decided Kubrick wasn't the insane perfectionist I thought he was.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:23:26 PM No.212480946
>>212480814
It's good but you're wrong.

2001
Eyes Wide Shut
The Shining
Barry Lyndon
Strangelove
Clockwork Orange
FMJ
Paths of Glory
Lolita

Rest are shit.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:27:56 PM No.212481028
>>212480946
Barry Lyndon
Paths of Glory
2001
The Shining
The Killing
Strangelove
Eyes Wide Shut
Lolita
Full Metal Jacket
Clockwork Orange
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:29:42 PM No.212481060
>>212480946
>>212481028
Is Lolita not that good? Lynch said it was his best, that son of a bitch lied to me.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:30:32 PM No.212481078
>>212480892
He was a perfectionist about his shots mostly
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:30:51 PM No.212481084
>>212481028
clockwork orange deserves bottom but fmj doesn't
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:38:57 PM No.212481212
>>212479520 (OP)
>the most perfectionist director of all time
Then explain why theirs a stationary styrofoam cup in a scene of Strangelove while the plane is moving around extremely violently.
Total hack fraud.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:42:21 PM No.212481266
>>212479818
Most the people I speak to haven't seen shit. I'm surprised how few people my age are interested in great movies even though movies were still great when we were growing up
Most have either tuned out and some just occasionally watch the slop they make now
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:44:04 PM No.212481301
>>212481084
FMJ is overrated and isn't even a good Vietnam film. The first part is good, the rest is pretty mediocre and lacks a cohesive narrative.

>>212481060
it's definitely far from his best, but it's better than FMJ
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:44:59 PM No.212481312
>>212481266
In their defense for a guy who tended to make sci Fi films and war films and other crap I don't care much about, a costume drama centering around 17th century social hierarchy and customs in Europe probably doesn't sound the most appealing.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:45:35 PM No.212481319
>>212481301
Alright, I'll skip it then. I've seen 2001, Barry Lyndon and Dr. Strangelove. Loved the first two, pretty indifferent to DS. What Kubrick next?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:47:01 PM No.212481350
>>212481319
Just watch all of them because he made like ten films. Barry Lyndon is only one I really like.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:47:06 PM No.212481353
>>212479818
but I have some friends quite versed in the way of the kino (they haven't seen it either, but they have definitely heard about it)
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:51:59 PM No.212481454
>>212481301
>lacks a cohesive narrative.
Exactly like Vietnam. From a soldiers level none of it makes any sense, it's alternately boredom in an Asian shithole, alternately chaos.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:52:53 PM No.212481473
>>212480163
This is a blue board, anon.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:54:55 PM No.212481512
the-amazing-rca-selectavision-videodisc-players
the-amazing-rca-selectavision-videodisc-players
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>>212480892
Did directors even envision home video in those days?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:55:56 PM No.212481534
>>212481060
Lolita's funnier than Strangelove
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:57:57 PM No.212481572
>>212479520 (OP)
Can't imagine giving an iota of care about this. I genuinely would kill myself if this was something that I gave 5 seconds of thought to.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:58:55 PM No.212481591
>>212479727
strange scene mostly because their eyeline doesn't hold during the walk, before he starts gyrating. It seems way more random
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:59:08 PM No.212481597
>212481572
>>>/a/
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:06:55 PM No.212481728
>>212481597
meant for
>>212481572
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM No.212481874
definition of a movie that looks good but it's otherwise boring and non-rewatchable
the best 1700s movie is Perfume
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:16:38 PM No.212481920
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>>212479520 (OP)
Symbol of Novus homo?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:17:04 PM No.212481932
>>212479520 (OP)
You have autism.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:17:25 PM No.212481942
>>212481874
It's okay. Your father forgives you for being retarded
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:18:48 PM No.212481975
>>212481942
worshiping a dead jewish director won't make you appear cool
the story is just boring. He should have adapted Montecristo or something better than this slop
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:19:37 PM No.212481993
>>212479652
Careful compositions when everything fits too neatly in the frame like this just piss me off lately, anyone else?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:19:43 PM No.212481996
>>212481312
I don't just mean this movie, this one is rare even for people who do like cinema
Hardly anyone under the age of maybe 50 or so has much interest in classic movies
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:19:46 PM No.212481998
>>212479520 (OP)
DIAMONDS
2+5=7
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:19:54 PM No.212482003
>>212481975
Okay now I actually know you are retarded. Thanks for confirming it.

Thackeray is considered one of the great satirists of his age though hes typically known for Vanity Fair.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:22:32 PM No.212482060
>>212482003
I simply don't care how much someone's work is considered relevant or influential
I care about the story itself. Which is boring
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:28:07 PM No.212482185
>>212481454
Cringe take. Apocalypse Now and Platoon are superior Vietnam films and have a cohesive narrative.

>>212481319
Paths of Glory, it’s criminally underrated
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:28:38 PM No.212482198
>>212479520 (OP)
Maybe it's supposed to be a St John's water dog?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:31:26 PM No.212482269
>>212482198
i guess i didn't look far enough down the search results, i guess there are golden water dogs these days although the majority are black and i don't know if the golden ones are crossbred or whatever
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:31:28 PM No.212482271
>>212482198
I mean the coat color is wrong but some producer might have read about them...
And labs are kind of a landrace and a little older than the established breed
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:37:05 PM No.212482396
>>212480892
Also noticed that when I recently discovered this kino for the first time, very odd scene that took me out of it, watched the rest of the movie as a theater play more than an accurate representation of 1800 whatever.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:57:13 PM No.212482937
>>212482396
Exactly. I spent the next ten minutes wondering how nobody on a Kubrick set knew how to split wood.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:57:51 PM No.212482961
>>212481319
Fear and Desire
Killer's Kiss
The Killing
Paths of Glory
Spartacus
Lolita
A Clockwork Orange
The Shining
Full Metal Jacket
Eyes Wide Shut
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:11:11 PM No.212483327
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>>212482937
Even gf asked her first pertinent "womanquestion during movie" at that specific moment, that's how bad it was lmao
Otherwise amazing kino, I'm glad I watched it for the first time in my life on a silver screen, I pity anons who really appreciate movies and watch them on a TV or on their computer.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:53:11 PM No.212484420
>>212481028
Barry Lyndon
Full Metal Jacket
Strangelove
2001
Lolita
Eyes Wide Shut
Clockwork OJ
The Moonlanding
Prolly Shining dont kno haven’t seen it lmao what other Kubrinos am I missing out on
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:41:50 PM No.212485749
>>212479651
>most boring title
>not realizing it's hilarious
The unserious name barry coupled with the fancy title lyndon is almost funny as the o'grady scene.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:46:51 PM No.212485895
>>212485749
plebbies don’t understand
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:02:01 PM No.212486330
>>212479651
Yeah I'm with you, it was fucked
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:05:14 PM No.212486440
>>212482396
I think it's just a platform for drama and every scene could be a contemporary painting
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:26:04 PM No.212487141
>>212479651
More like the SNOOZEST I kept falling asleep. Is it just about two fags who keep flirting with each other in 18th century Europe while they try to see who can bore the other person to death first
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:32:20 PM No.212487348
tomato
tomato
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>The Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés's capture of Tenochtitlan in 1521 initiated the widespread cultural and biological interchange called the Columbian exchange; certainly the tomato was being grown in Europe within a few years of that event.[15] The earliest discussion of the tomato in European literature appeared in Pietro Andrea Mattioli's 1544 herbal.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:36:23 PM No.212487478
>>212487141
which flirting fags are you referring to
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:16:17 PM No.212488839
>>212479520 (OP)
Worthless degenerate shit. Low standards are the only way a jew can impress.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:22:03 PM No.212489044
>>212479520 (OP)
Who cares?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:26:37 PM No.212489187
>>212479520 (OP)
Labs are over-energetic, honestly one of the stupider breeds of large dogs, and would literally eat themselves to death if given the chance. But they are by far my favorite and there is nothing you can queers can do to change that.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:30:44 PM No.212489328
>>212489187
I've known a Golden Retriever to eat itself to death, it got to an enormous bag of braised pork belly, and gorged itself.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:56:34 PM No.212490182
>>212487478
The two SNOOZERS that keep running into to each other to “duel” (flirt)
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:31:37 PM No.212491432
>>212481319
Do not skip FMJ. The anon isn't wrong, but it isn't so bad to skip it. R Lee is phenomenal, can't miss it.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:38:37 PM No.212491699
God I hate dogs and dog owners.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:44:10 PM No.212491889
>>212485749
>The unserious name barry
Barry was his surname, an anglicised spelling of the original Gaelic form. Even Sir Charles calls him Mr Barry.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:45:39 PM No.212491934
Capture
Capture
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>>212485749
>The unserious name barry
Barry was his surname, an anglicised spelling of the original Gaelic form. Even Sir Charles calls him Mr Barry.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:45:55 PM No.212491939
>>212479520 (OP)
breaking the pattern makes it interesting
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:56 PM No.212491969
>>212479651
yep. Barry Lyndon is the midwitest film of the midwitest director
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:47:39 PM No.212491995
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>>212491934
>Sir Charles
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:53:35 PM No.212492192
>>212479520 (OP)
I dunno, seems fine to me.
One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other. And then Lyndon's saying "whaddya want from me?"
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:55:42 PM No.212492266
>>212479566
So is Kubrick
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:37:03 PM No.212493547
>>212480946
Spartacus definitely doesn't deserve to be on his top 10 list, but it is decidedly not shit. The dialogue between the two fat dudes alone justifies its existence.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:42:51 PM No.212493723
>>212480892
>There is also a scene in the beginning where Redmond is neither chopping nor splitting logs. Simply just giving them a good whack and tossing them.

Aye, and 2bf after take 92387429387 i'd just be giving them a whack and tossing them too
Anonymouṡ
7/8/2025, 11:46:26 PM No.212493831
>>212482060
SK really wanted to do a biopic of Napoleon (starring Jack Nicholson) and read up on the subject and prepared it for years but then they worked out it would cost more than the GDP of the earth to make the way he wanted so they had to scrap the idea.

I mean imagine The Battle Of Waterloo, with 60,000 extras. “Take 152!”

But he was left with a real desire to do something from that period, so he did Barry Lyndon.

So I think it was more a question of BL being something that had not been filmed, and was the right period, and allowed him to do a few battle scenes, and would let him get the Napoleon bug out of his system without costing $100000000,, rather than him having a burning passion about that particular book.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:50:11 PM No.212493955
>>212479520 (OP)
Make most kino film ever. Decide you have to include the most lovable and kino dog, the Labrador Retriever
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:54:28 PM No.212494096
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>>212481993
>Careful compositions when everything fits too neatly in the frame like this just piss me off lately, anyone else?

why? this is how things look in real life if you were there
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:55:08 PM No.212494119
>>212489187
My lab jumped up on a table and got her Dingos, those smaller rawhide chews that are white and red, she ate 50 in one sitting and part of the bag. She survived and seemed fine afterwards
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:58:36 PM No.212494228
>>212479818
Barry Lyndon and Paths of Glory are as good as 2001/ACO/Dr strangelove but fly under the radar.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:00:21 AM No.212494295
>>212479651
It's a movie of Renaissance paintings, it's very slow and pastoral. You're better off watching it with the same state of mind as you would take to an art museum.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:00:38 AM No.212494306
>>212479566
>zero proof
You don’t deserve your dubs.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:07:25 AM No.212494503
everything post intermission is boring anyway. i dont care about the downfall and circling back of his arc to the beginnings, showgirls does it better and its moreso a comment on stardom in general, in barry lyndon its an artistic exercise at best.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:10:01 AM No.212494575
>>212481319
It is not worth skipping, just check it out
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:11:15 AM No.212494619
>>212493547
Spartacus is an excellent movie, but it shouldn't be in a best to worst list of Kubrick films because it really isn't a "Kubrick" film. He was still young, not very established, and it was an absolutely massive production with the studios mostly in control of everything. There's very little, if any, of his DNA in the finished work. Spartacus belongs on "Best Historical Epics" lists instead of things related to Kubrick.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:20:15 AM No.212494879
>>212494619
It was 1960 anon, it wasn't that he was a young director it's was more that they brought him in to finish Arthony mann's project a month into principle. You're right about the DNA lacking in the film though.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:23:18 AM No.212494977
>>212494619
That's fair.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:43:31 AM No.212495607
>>212491934
Yeah and it still sounds silly. You could give the etymology of bob and it still doesn't change shit.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:44:30 AM No.212495643
>>212494879
He was 32, that's still young objectively and very young for a director of something as big as Spartacus. He was 29 when he directed Paths of Glory, which is crazy to think. But I said that because he didn't have the reputation and industry pull to be able to do things his way that level yet, he had to prove himself competent to hang with the big dogs. Even Lolita doesn't have that much Kubrickness to it, it's only with Dr. Strangelove that his personal film language begins to take shape. At that point the studios trusted him enough to take the reins.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:45:50 AM No.212495693
>>212487348
what did Tolkien mean by this?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:47:29 AM No.212495766
>>212489187
yeah, we don't care about your wuff wuff dogerino.
fuck off
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:48:16 AM No.212497756
>>212495766
Come make me, nigger
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:00:48 AM No.212498168
>>212494619

I do understand your point, but he rode its massive conventional success to be able to make his own films. He successfully wrangled a bunch of high-caliber actors, many of whom had furthermore taken turns as directors themselves, and he kept order on his set and got the product turned out with success, even though people on the set were thinking "who the fuck is this guy...". He absolutely deserves credit for Spartacus, the details on how the production went down and how it wasn't really "his baby" and how he was just brought in as a hired gun to complete the (large majority of the actual directorial!!!) work are academic.

Kubrick directed Spartacus, actually put in the work/did the job on set, and was entitled to the success and clout that it conferred upon him. It (and his partnership with Kirk Douglas more broadly, the film was really KIRK'S "baby") was his springboard to self-actualize and really start to make films the way that he wanted to make them. It is perfectly reasonable to include it in a Kubrick ranking, or listing. Although it's a fine historical epic in its own right, it falls toward the lower middle of a Kubrick listing, above things like Lolita and The Killing, but below ACO, FMJ and most other mature works, which are almost all better.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:07:07 AM No.212498360
>>212498168
I'm not disregarding or downplaying any of what you've mentioned, I was referring to it not being a "Kubrick" film purely from the artistic perspective. If you were a fan of Kubrick's films and watched Spartacus not knowing who directed it, you would never guess it was Kubrick. He himself has stated he didn't have much control over what was been filmed.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:09:57 AM No.212498450
>>212479520 (OP)
>labrador retriever in this unnecessary shot 30 years before they were ever bred

Well proto-retrievers would have been bred from a similar stock which no longer exists. You wouldn't put a sheepdog on the water.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:13:29 AM No.212498564
>>212487348
Goblins (Latinos) exist in Middle Earth, it makes sense
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:17:54 AM No.212498707
>>212490182
>ridley scott's obsession with homoeroticism