>All death is certain. I shall tell your father what I've seen you become

>>212996657 (OP)
Only the biggest of contrarians could find something negative to say about this performance.

Kingdom of Heaven is a load of crap. Even the director's cut is merely "watchable".

>>212996657 (OP)
That character was a literal angel.

I wish any half-decent actor had Bloom's role. It would have saved the movie.

>>212996657 (OP)
Great character. He and Siddig steal this film

>>212997197
Qui gon had charisma too. Shit don´t forget about Reynauld.Only weak actor was Orlando

>Dragonheart
>Kingdom of Heaven
>Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban
David Thewlis is so fucking fantasy coded I love him

>>212997082
filtered

>>212999113

So that's why ancient sites are filled with pottery shards. The shards are actually weapons more efficient than anything made out of metal.

>>212997188
i understand this thinking when it comes to something like DUNC with zendaya, but how can Bloom be that bad the movie needs saving because of him? is it because hes in some gay kissing scene that im not aware of? its not like hes as kino as liam neeson or any of the supporting characters but for me thats not really what makes the movie so great in the first place. some movies depend on characters more than others, like goodfellas or heat having bad leads would totally can them, but kingdom of heart is a history epic. its got a lot going on, beautiful cinematography, score and so on. great for anyone into history, but not so into history they sperg out over a certain character being shorter then they really were, or a date being different. frankly i dont get engrossed in anything orlando bloom says in any film he's in. i get him being bland but I wouldn't say he sabotages anything entirely.

>>212999427
>kingdom of heart
holy fuck im retarded. *kingdom of heaven

>>212999427
>bro just ignore the main lead and the movie is okay then

maybe it works for a halfwit like you

>>212999458
so you watch movies for actors

>>212997669
>>212997197
>>212997082
>>212996703
>start movie with a super interesting band of bros with who knows what sort of heroic adventures lay in their future
>kill them all in the intro and force the audience to follow bloom as he blunders around

>>212999596
It would have been nice to follow them for longer. That huge German guy was an absolute beast.

>>212999113
One thing that drives my up the fucking wall is when someone has the character on the ground, and instead of just finnishing them off the big bad decides to pick the character up and thrash them around.

>>212997188
Bloom's role was unsalvageable, because the character of Balian was so dramatically changed from the actual history, and in a way so uniquely early-2000s, that there was no way to make him fit in the world he was supposed to be in.

The real Balian was a man in his late-40s who lived his whole life as a nobleman in the Holy Land. The whole thing in the movie about him being a bastard who grew up in France and only leaned who he was a few months before the war with the Saracens was a fabrication. And he was Sibylla's uncle, not her lover.

>>212997188
>That character was a literal angel.
I hate this dumb reddit theory

idgi was this guy an angel or something? he seemed to appear out of no where

The sound mixing in koh is so kino

>>212997669
Orlando is ok as an actor it’s not his fault balian is solely there to be a mouthpiece for some insane point about humility the director was trying to make.

>>213001461
>>212999827
true, its not orlandos fault. the character itself was not only fucking stupid, hes even presented as the reason we didnt get a movie following the kino crusader squad busting up sandniggers with shillelaghs

>>212999712
It only makes sense if they don't have any weapons around

>A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

How do you reply?

>>213002263
lol, lmao.

>>212996657 (OP)
I finally watched director's cut yesterday, theatrical really fucked up taking so much of the first act and the cunts lepers son part

>>213002263
What if God commands me to do something I feel is wrong? Like when he ordered some dudes to kill the Canaanites including women and children?

One time in highschool I found out my history teacher was gonna make us watch this film, being a giga sperg I asked if it was the directors cut, she didn't know what that was
As we were watching it, I realized very early on it was the theatrical cut cause of all the cut scenes and I couldn't take it. I love the directors cut, its not perfect but I really love it and I didn't want to stain my love for the film by watching the full theatrical cut so I just walked out. I told the teacher I couldn't stand it and ditched the class.
The teacher was dumbfounded and she got mad at me the day after but it was worth it.

>>213002263
Nigga you smell like old cheese.

>>213002263
>>212996657 (OP)
things nonwhites and women will never understand

As a kid i thought this movie was cool and it got me into crusades and i remember for example making custom scenarios in Age of Empires 2 where playing as Crusading forces against Saracens. good times

>>213002675
then you refuse him and do as you please.
when your fellow Israelites take the canaanite women as wives many of them will fall in love with them and the wives will introduce them to the canaanite gods.
when the children grow up they too will need wives and husbands.
all this will create division in the Israelite tribe.
those who meshed with canaanite culture/gods/genetics and those that didint.
obviously the israelites will hold most of the power and wealth of the land as the conquerors.
which will enrage many of the cannanites and cause them to plot, scheme and struggle against israel for stealing their birthright.
the mischlings likewise will find themselves treated coldly by pure Israelite society because many of them have influences from the foreign canaanite gods and culture.
which will create feelings of unfairness and rage in their hearts and cause them to scheme, plot and struggle against israel.
when a foreign and a powerful enemy invades israel these groups will take the opportunity, rise up and collaborate with the foreigners.
the mischlings for their service will become new administrators and rulers of now the region of judea or palestine or israel or whatever.
they will exact their revenge on the israelites and take back their wealth, their birthright, from the evil conquering thieving oppressors.
you being an old man at that point you will only be able to watch in horror as you collapse and die of heart break.
as you die the last thing you hear is hysterical laughter and the last thing you see is the angels of god doing fortnite dances on your corpse.

>>212999311
they're called sherds

>>212996657 (OP)
Fun fact: this guy is a member of the Knights Hospitaller. Unlike the Templars, who were infamously disowned and destroyed, the Hospitallers stuck around long after the Crusades were over.

And, in fact, they're still around to this day. This is what they're like now:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta

Also, as their name suggests, they are the inventors of hospitals as we know them.

What is that music that plays when Qui Gon reminisces about Legolas's mother? It remember it being so beautiful. Would love to hear the full version.

>I say he is innocent of the charge. If you say he's guilty, then we'll fight, and God will decide the truth of it.
What do?

>>213005315
I got u senpai.
https://youtu.be/g3ssaMvM41A