Thread 214257383

>you look raped
How do you respond without sounding mad?

This was the exact moment boomer comedy ended millennial comedy.

>>214257383 (OP)
Are you mad at me for something?

>i am raped

ez clap

sam was never funny because trolls aren't actually capable of humor, they're just in it for "le reactions" because they never mentally progressed past 8th grade

>>214257383 (OP)
I would #metoo him

>>214257513
you sound like a faggot

>>214257601
case in point

>>214257383 (OP)
Well I'm a raped bitch yes I am

>constantly confrontational with Harland
>it does absolutely nothing and hes still knocking out jokes where Hyde's goons laugh too
there is no way to recover from this

>>214257383 (OP)
Sauce?

Sam Hyde has published a statement about the Harland Highway interview:

>>214257695
hyde looked like a retard but if being blacklisted wasn't the end of his career this won't be, just kinda seems like cope from people who hate him, this isn't even half as bad as hasan pussing out from sam challenging him and hasan still has his dickriders

>>214257605
sorry i was jk

>>214257513
you sound raped

>>214257383 (OP)
your mom was raped
szzzz

that's the sizzle from being ROASTED
booyah
boom shaka laka dun diddy
yeah boi
that's how we do in hotlanta yayay

"nah that's you"

>>214257834
the hahlan hi wey pod cah

>>214257383 (OP)
You're next

>>214257695
>>214257874
Comedians and true die-hard comedy fans understand what Sam Hyde is doing. It's the normies who watch Kill Tony and laugh at the 20 mentally retarded guest comedian minutes who think Sam is over the line, even Joe Rogan has acknowledged Sam Hyde (while conveniently forgetting his name until Shane Gillis reminds him of all the videos he sent him). At the end of the day it doesn't matter what happens in front of the camera, in comedy the only thing that matters is, are you funny? And if you aren't funny, nobody gives a fuck about you.

>>214257383 (OP)
You look like Colonel Sander's gay nephew that he raped every night until you became the insufferable faggot you are today

Gorilla nest
(I watched that interview and maybe im just retarded but I didnt understand why everyone cared so much)

>>214257383 (OP)
>Funny you should mention that, I only look like this because I watched a clip from RocketMan before I came on today

>>214257695
Apparently Harland, despite his goofy comedy, is actually a bit of a tough guy irl

>>214258170
It proved all of the infograph spammers and detractors right.
Turns out Sam really is an insecure little bitch with a bunch of yes-men underlings propping him up, a big fish in a little pond that makes it seem like he can dish it out and take it but he can't take it. At all. He's that king with no clothes.

>>214257383 (OP)
Start hitting.

>>214258677
>manhandling the retard from half baked
instead of seething I don't know why people don't find the whole thing hilarious

>>214257383 (OP)
>62 year old man punks you
>"I just need to have an autistic meltdown, that'll show him!"

>>214258832
It's too sad to be funny.

>>214258780
>>214258677
most limp-dick tantrum i've ever seen

>>214258076
I was a Sam Hyde fan in the 2010. He honestly lost his spark and doesn't know how to be funny anymore. He just wants to spout unfunny shit takes on everything while chuds in their 30's send him money while they listen to him from their factory jobs at work. He sucks.

>>214257432
Harland is Millenial comedy, Sam is zoomer comedy. Their audiences are younger than they are.

>>214258780
Why does Nick look like such a pussy faggot in all of these clips?

>>214258903
Redbar is millennial comedy. Harland is more like gen X comedy, although he is technically a boomer.

>>214258946
Harland Williams stars in Freddy Got Fingered which is one of the most 4chan movies ever made. Sam Hyde is a retard for going in with a closed mind.

>>214257383 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>214258121
That's worded like your hands were shaking just typing it.

>>214257383 (OP)
A genuinely devastating line

>>214257383 (OP)
Good analysis on this confrontation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ

>>214258076
>And if you aren't funny, nobody gives a fuck about you.
That's not true, every contemporary popular comedian isn't funny

>>214259057
Define "popular"

>>214257383 (OP)
Haha
GORILLA NEST

>>214258076
Sam isn't funny though, he is a business man (actually more of a swindler). Not only that he has no idea what is funny anymore evidenced by EP.

>>214257383 (OP)
he really did not like Harland's safe comedy and virtue signalling

>>214257383 (OP)
>WELL you shouldn't have rode my ass so hard back there at the Eyes Wide Shut party Harland. old buddy ole pal-- Can you suck your own penis btw? You seem pretty flexible for your age.

>>214258068
>. . . in real life?

>>214257383 (OP)
the funniest part of this interview was Sam saying he wasn't jewish when he obviously is

>>214259678
>Sam saying he wasn't jewish when he obviously is
fedposter spotted

>>214258076
>even Joe Rogan has acknowledged Sam Hyde
Good morning sar

>>214257383 (OP)
I'd probably concede and build my gorilla nest. You don't fuck around with Harland.

>>214259690
cope

>>214258780
>What's with the Animal Factory prison shirt. That wouldn't make this Nth level meta-ambush punking worse at all.

>>214258988
>Harland Williams stars in Freddy Got Fingered which is one of the most 4chan movies ever made. Sam Hyde is a retard for going in with a closed mind.

That practically makes him his dad, Fred Hyde. A real fish out of water moment.

if you only knew how bad things really are

>>214257873
I don't think there will be any revolution. It's a cope. He's making a fool of himself with all this talk.

And it's not because "people are too complacent" - it's because men still listen to women too much. Women have a great anxiety about civil order being broken down. They talk big game but they don't really want this, and will threaten their husbands to fall in line if it gets to that point. The same shit happened during covid.

Look around and note how much men still listen to women: that's how far away we are from any so-called "revolution". Things will just get steadily worse until men have the sack to ignore broads entirely. Ignore all these edgy fagget larp posts in the meantime and don't say anything stupid online.

>>214257383 (OP)
>you look like you're gonna be *licks lips*

Did Sam expect him, as the older guy, to pull his punches? It's weird.

>>214257513
Confirmed GAPED and FILLED

Sam Hyde looks like the kind of guy that would enjoy getting raped

>>214258780
Nicks face makes me howl every time I see this lmfao

>>214259884
TALK MORE ABOUT THOS HOUSES FAGGOT TELL ME HOW SHITTY THEY ARE AND HOW YOU WOULDNT BUY THEM FUCKING DUMBASS

>>214259067
It doesn't really matter how you define it since no funny comedians currently exist

>>214257383 (OP)
Start shaking my voice and force tears in my eyes while talking about how I was indeed raped and how traumatizing it was and how he's triggering my trauma so he'll feel bad about making such a tasteless joke

>>214260505
he's unironically having a panic attack

>>214257383 (OP)
qrd?

>>214260836
just ye olde embarrassing sperg meltdown

>>214260836
local trotsky LARP'er tips table over, tries to mount middle aged man while he cracks dad jokes.

>>214260891
Too bad Sam was never caught for that underage shit he engaged in, prison seems like the idea environment for him. It's like he practically wants an excuse to go full faggot.

>>214258676
He always seemed like he kinda was.

>>214260861
>>214260891
It's staged right? Maybe it's my assburgers but this whole interaction is highly confusing.

>>214260962
I don't think so. i think he just met his match in chaos and tried to take control but it just ended up looking pathetic

>>214260962
If it was staged the audio wouldn't have fucked up and Harland wouldn't have thought the cameras went out as well.
A bunch of posts/comments saying it was bit/staged was pure cope/damage control from Sam's shills.

I still dont understand why harland bringing up the nature stuff made sam act so guarded and awkward, is there something I'm missing

>>214260928
>too bad Sam was never convicted for something that never happened

lol, die mad

>>214257383 (OP)
>Italian, German, English, Irish
SAM HYDE CONFIRMED WOG

>>214261035
Old-timers have a way of making good jokes completely out of left field. Sam's used to ironic unironic ironic post-ironic humor and had a short circuit.

>>214261061
>Sam's shills still pretending the Marky stuff didnt happen
lol

>>214257873
Is this the first time he's used "kike" unuronically?

>>214257383 (OP)
charls is the funniest and truest member of mde

>>214257383 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word to them, I would listen. And that's what no one did.

>>214261122
The joke in question: “do you like nature?” Only a real comedic mastermind could put craft a joke as hilarious as that

You don't. You flip a table and then move on with your life.

>>214262538
It set Sam off balance and made him look gay so it worked.

>>214257383 (OP)
>So will you once I'm done with you

>>214262849
>proceeds to fail manhandling Harland

tfw your child is in a woodchipper