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Anonymous No.215311520 [Report] >>215311587 >>215311626 >>215311627 >>215311718 >>215312187 >>215312255 >>215313127 >>215313511 >>215313805 >>215313985 >>215314467 >>215314587 >>215314591 >>215314813 >>215315516 >>215319061 >>215319364 >>215319398 >>215319791 >>215321215
People thought this looked good.
Anonymous No.215311587 [Report] >>215315072 >>215321369
>>215311520 (OP)
The visuals were fine. The story was pointless AND predictable, there were no real stakes in the plot at all, as it was pre-determined who would lose and win.
Anonymous No.215311619 [Report]
i see this dude in my nightmares
Anonymous No.215311626 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
No they didn't, it was widely mocked
It didn't even need to be CGI, just make a hatch out of lightweight materials.
Anonymous No.215311627 [Report] >>215311702 >>215314766
>>215311520 (OP)
>, as it was pre-determined who would lose and win.
never watched, but I think this is a bullshit complaint in general. The illiad isnt ass cause I know how it fucking ends. its how things progress to that end which matters.
Anonymous No.215311632 [Report] >>215319041
YOU ARE WRONG LEONIDAS! YOU ARE WRONG!
Anonymous No.215311645 [Report] >>215311759 >>215319398
I love this little nigga so much
Anonymous No.215311702 [Report] >>215319028
>>215311627
Yes but the Illiad builds to a climax, a city falls, a hero dies and enters the legend.
Furiosa is little more than a backstory and a travelogue. No one is given anything interesting to say or do other than the title character and Chris Hams-worth. Everyone else is one-dimensional and dull.
I did not need to sit through an entire movie to see how Furiosa lost her arm, and what a few locations looked like.
Anonymous No.215311718 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
Cabbaged
Anonymous No.215311759 [Report] >>215314288 >>215315208
>>215311645
This little abbo nigger scammed a bunch of people on his bully fairy tale kek
Anonymous No.215312159 [Report] >>215312375 >>215313273 >>215313324 >>215314936 >>215315516 >>215315757 >>215315886 >>215316237 >>215316298 >>215319097
Wow, so realistic! The power of modern CGI!
Anonymous No.215312187 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
Not enough to pay to see it!
Get woke, go broke.
Anonymous No.215312255 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
wow Im never going to bully this kid again
Anonymous No.215312375 [Report]
>>215312159
Which Spy Kids movie was this again?
Anonymous No.215313127 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
Are you new here? People were constantly making fun of how shitty this looked on this board
Anonymous No.215313273 [Report]
>>215312159
Most of the audience laughed when he died when I went to see this
Anonymous No.215313324 [Report] >>215314311 >>215316291
>>215312159
You are very obviously looking for reasons to be mad
Anonymous No.215313511 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
I look like this when leaving my house
Anonymous No.215313640 [Report]
He needs the Warwick treatment.
Anonymous No.215313805 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
the 2020s was a crazy decade
what were they thinking??
Anonymous No.215313985 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
It does, you can't take random still shots and make assessments about anything, at least during action scenes. You're an obese child screeching for validation.
Anonymous No.215314288 [Report] >>215315017
>>215311759
No it was actually real. The rumours that he was a 20-30 year old guy were fake but they went so viral that almost everyone still thinks he was lying
Anonymous No.215314311 [Report]
>>215313324
Why are you saying that did you create this piece of shit you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Anonymous No.215314464 [Report] >>215314480
I bet you guys all thought this was kinda cool and that there was good story lore here to te- NOOOOOOPE HAHAHAHA WOMEN'S STORY!!! A WOMAN IN THE WASTELANDDD
Anonymous No.215314467 [Report] >>215314579
>>215311520 (OP)
Yes, still do
Anonymous No.215314480 [Report] >>215316093
>>215314464
>Find me more food I must eat. I am starving.
Anonymous No.215314546 [Report]
Now?
Anonymous No.215314579 [Report] >>215316288
>>215314467
You would like this guy
Anonymous No.215314587 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
I know he is a human being made in the image and likeness of God (metaphorically) and that his life has just as much dignity as anyone else's, nevertheless I cannot help but be absolutely repulsed by his physical appearance.
Anonymous No.215314591 [Report] >>215314684
>>215311520 (OP)
He down there huffin spray paint.
Anonymous No.215314684 [Report]
>>215314591
they make cans in his size?
Anonymous No.215314766 [Report] >>215315207 >>215318445
>>215311627
ok different anon here
okay she has thick plot armor.
she's a young good looking woman in a world full of criminals and rapists. and nothing happens to her. nothing at all

remove mad max fury road from existence,
she is still boring, you didn't watch it but I can tell you, everyone else besides her was more interesting.
I laughed when I saw her sleeping around 200 guys with her long hair out and no one touches her lol
Anonymous No.215314813 [Report] >>215315910
>>215311520 (OP)
funniest thing was, this little freak really thought this was the beginning of a grand career in movies...he had "projects" and we would definetly hear from him.
Why are deformed freaks so delusional??
Anonymous No.215314936 [Report]
>>215312159
holy sovl...
Anonymous No.215315017 [Report] >>215315049
>>215314288
Why was he posing in designer clothes on cars and shit?
Anonymous No.215315049 [Report] >>215315142
>>215315017
Because I told him to.
Anonymous No.215315072 [Report]
>>215311587
>The visuals were fine.
The visuals look like a 2000s music video.
Anonymous No.215315142 [Report]
>>215315049
That sounds awesome. I need a midget slave
Anonymous No.215315207 [Report] >>215315360
>>215314766
>she's a young good looking woman
mate...she looks like an ayyyyy
Anonymous No.215315208 [Report]
>>215311759
Ever since i learned about him and his family's scamming past i've wanted to punt that little fuck.
Anonymous No.215315360 [Report] >>215315477
>>215315207
everyone in this universe is deformed and weird and ugly (except the brides)
that's what's so ridiculous. I'm surprised she wasn't made a bride when she revealed her hair.
Anonymous No.215315477 [Report]
>>215315360
Not true. Every Mad Max movie has hot women.
Anonymous No.215315516 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
>>215312159
I can't fucking stand ATJ, and I watched all the meme webms showing how shit the movie looked (like that one), and yet when I watched on a flight a year after release it turned out to be one of the best movies I've seen in a decade.
Never believe what /tv/ says. Any visual problems it may have had were fully trumped by story and immersion.
Anonymous No.215315677 [Report]
>no shadows on truck
looks like one of those 1940s westerns filmed indoors with a painted background
Anonymous No.215315757 [Report] >>215315840
>>215312159
This looks like a Black Hole Sun music video from the 90s
Anonymous No.215315840 [Report]
>>215315757
kek; accurate
Anonymous No.215315886 [Report]
>>215312159
This almost looks like Shark Boy and Lava Girl
Anonymous No.215315910 [Report] >>215319079 >>215319461 >>215320126 >>215320201
>>215314813
>Why are deformed freaks so delusional??
A real blackpill is realizing that what's on the outside reflects what's on the inside. Deformed freaks also have deformed freak brains with deformed freak thoughts. Ugly people are cruel and stupid. Attractive people tend to also be intelligent. Physiognomy is real.
Anonymous No.215316093 [Report]
>>215314480
>sister may I have some oats?
Anonymous No.215316103 [Report]
RIP to the actor that played the midge. He's flying with balloons in heaven now
Anonymous No.215316178 [Report]
It was fine but he should have been the one to harpoon the YouAreScum guy.
Anonymous No.215316237 [Report] >>215319054
>>215312159
>Wow, so realistic!
Who ever said movies had to be realistic?
Anonymous No.215316288 [Report]
>>215314579
This image makes me want to kick his stupid head.
Anonymous No.215316291 [Report]
>>215313324
Why would you say this makes anyone mad? I see it as pointing finger and laughing at someone on a street who tries to sell you a 20 dollar necklace made out of shit
Anonymous No.215316298 [Report]
>>215312159
this looks like a music video
Anonymous No.215317221 [Report] >>215317237
The concept of a midget abo is inherently hilarious.
Anonymous No.215317237 [Report]
>>215317221
I'm astounded there wasn't a Cumtown bit on the subject before the guy got attention from the press.
Anonymous No.215318445 [Report]
>>215314766
>I laughed when I saw her sleeping around 200 guys with her long hair out and no one touches her lol
She's right next to the praetorian who protects her.
Anonymous No.215319028 [Report]
>>215311702
The Illiad takes place over 10 days lmao. The city never falls, it ends with Hector's funeral after Priam reconciles with Achilles. Fucking retard
Anonymous No.215319041 [Report]
>>215311632
why wasn't this fpbp
Anonymous No.215319054 [Report] >>215319064
>>215316237
Wow, what a cool picture to show to your bros. Who knew pornstars were way more humble and approachable than Hollywood "celebrities" who are way less talented anyways.
Anonymous No.215319061 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
MASTER ZE PLANE!
Anonymous No.215319064 [Report]
>>215319054
The absolute state of this anon
Anonymous No.215319079 [Report] >>215319374
>>215315910
>A real blackpill is realizing that what's on the outside reflects what's on the inside
. This is my favorite bit of false-wisdom I find here. It's hilariously misguided.
Anonymous No.215319091 [Report] >>215319364
/tv/ is just jelly lil q got some of that ayylmao ass
Anonymous No.215319097 [Report]
>>215312159
Bollywood BTFO this….
Anonymous No.215319364 [Report]
>>215319091
>>215311520 (OP)
I find it far funnier you can see in the behind the scenes he does have the silver paint makeup on his mouth. But then someone's thought that didn't look good enough and in the scenes he's just got a fucking area of his mouth they made monochrome and it looks like garbage.
Anonymous No.215319374 [Report] >>215319523
>>215319079
No it’s not.
>I know an ugly guy and he’s so nice!
Outliers exist, idiot.
Anonymous No.215319398 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
>>215311645
>We need a misshapen retard to play a diseased nuclear radiation survivor in a poisonous wasteland.
>Hes already in the lobby high on spraypaint sir.
Anonymous No.215319461 [Report]
>>215315910
This is correct half the time. You can tell evil people by their eyes and how they move. They may be beautiful, but there's a hate and a sketchiness in them. But there are also good people that are ugly but have a kindness and warmth that transcends.
Anonymous No.215319523 [Report]
>>215319374
you aren't this stupid lol
Anonymous No.215319791 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
Anonymous No.215320126 [Report]
>>215315910
Recently I've meet a stunningly beautiful women who was simply evil. She tried to scam me out of donation for some "sick child" by being flirty and telling compliments. It was sickening because I see woman acting like that towards attractive men all the time. She only approached me and some other ordinary dude in work clothes, clearly targeting single, unnatractive men. Just like the alien in "under the skin". Of course I checked her "foundation" and it was a setup to enrich some eastern immigrant lawyer and she was an employee getting something like 7% of everything you give her.
Anonymous No.215320201 [Report]
>>215315910
fuck no. i have so many examples of naturally very attractive people that are vile pieces of trash, some also extremely dumb to boot.
Anonymous No.215321215 [Report]
>>215311520 (OP)
>SOOOOO
Anonymous No.215321369 [Report]
>>215311587
This is the fundamental problem with prequels, they're lazy and just recycle characters that they know were popular with audiences that they've probably killed off.
I fucking LOVE Fury Road but I couldn't have cared less about Furiosa. Nothing matched Fury Road, the score, action and story were all inferior.