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Black Sunday edition

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>>215348639 (OP)
bleh

>>215348639 (OP)
The superior horror Barbara. Equal parts spooky and sexy

>>215348773
kino

Already surpassed my watch count from last year. I have a real chance at 100+.

>>215348777
based digits. queen of /hor/

>>215348900
get a job

are any seasons of this worth watching?

>>215348639 (OP)
What is this expression trying to convey?

>>215348970
the last one (3?) since the kills are unironically the goriest and most brutal out of the whole franchise

>>215348952
Don't forget to get a lot of sleep so you can wage slave for a tiny fraction that your boss makes. Be a good wage slave and waste your life earning pennies in comparison to your boss that'll replace you within the hour after you're no longer useful to him.

>>215348979
>when you nutted but she still sucking

>>215348979
Deep thought, but by a retarded guy

>>215348979
the feeling of literally drowning in j-horror pussy and becoming a bloated corpse

Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:
>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)
>The Fly (1986)
>Inferno (1980)
>Frankenhooker (1990)
>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)
>Bad Taste (1987)
>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
>Gothic (1986)
>The Devils (1971)
>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)
>Scarecrows (1988)
>Manhunter (1986)
>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
>The Prowler (1981)
>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)
>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)
>Elves (1989)
>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)
>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
>Carnosaur (1993)
>Pieces (1982)
>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
>Cube (1997)
>Blood Dolls (1999)
>Gozu (2003)
>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)
>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)
>Maximum Overdrive (1986)
>Night Flier (1997)
>Near Dark (1987)
>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>Stage Fright (1987)

I just watched this because a coworker recommended it and it SUCKED. I’m not a WW2 buff or anything but the whole thing was just cliche and insubstantial and super thin on the ground. Some of the special effects were neat but there’s no stakes and no real tension, despite the bad guys being literal superhumans they just throw people into walls rather than actually killing them.

Also the whole mission was for them to knock the radio tower down before 0600 so that D-day could take place with air support and by the time they actually blow the damn thing up it’s like midday so they fucking FAILED

also I don’t care about this stuff but black and white people did not serve in the same platoons or so I’ve heard. I guess zombies don’t exist either so who cares. Also just realised JJ Abrams produced this, no wonder it sucked

Are there any examples of /hor/ films with nazi experiments that were actually good?

>>215348773
based geezers keeping it spicy after all the years

>>215349074
>Are there any examples of /hor/ films with nazi experiments that were actually good?
No
And my main gripe with Overlord is it feels like wasted potential.
They should have gone all out with the hybrid monster nazi army but barely anything of note happens other than just humans shooting other humans

>>215348773
>cutting the last moment and close up where the monster goes after the granny

>>215349077
Imagine how freaky they were during the honeymoon phase.

>>215349122
It's already a minute long. Didn't think I could squeeze the bitrate that low without it being a blocky mess.

>>215349074
I like Outpost (2008)

got any abduction kinos for me /hor/?

>>215349170
Okay well it’s British and it’s got the guy from Spaced in it so I’m gonna watch it now. If it sucks im gonna be mad at you!!!!!

>>215349201
https://youtu.be/-v5G55ITWag

Watching Angst (1983) again tonight

>>215349074
>copy pasting a letterboxd review
ok chud

>>215349201
https://tubitv.com/movies/100005286/the-mcpherson-tape

>>215349253
Ah, that's a classic. Almost shitted and pisseded myself as a kid. Really doesn't hold up nowadays.

I just got done with The Austronaut (2025) btw and it was kinda meh.

Name one movie

>>215349313
Brutal

>>215349313
Frailty

>>215349146
what program do you use nowadays for horror webms

>>215349313
Terrified, not to be confused with Terrifier

>>215349253
>>215349292
Aren't these basically the same thing? One claimed it was real footage until people started picking it apart, so then the other one started getting hailed as the actual fr fr footage? The mcpherson version space ship is just laughable tbqhwyfam

>>215349313
Gay Niggers from Outer Space

>>215349336
Any GUI encoder will like Handbrake. I use nightly Avidemux because it works without installing it and doesn't need addition shit like .NET like you need with Handbrake.

>>215349365
Alien Abduction is a remake of Mcpherson Tape.

>>215349277
That’s my letterboxd review lmao, I copied it from this thread

You’ll notice I removed the bit about niggers because I didn’t wanna get cancelled

Follow me if you wanna :3

>>215349404
Ah, ok

>>215349209
Hope you like it, but his character isn't as scary as Tyres in Spaced because nothing is

>>215349336
this got gay real fast

>>215349489
What's the plot??

Was she a better Laurie than Jamie Lee Curtis? I think yes

>>215349550
pussyfoot has to walk through a field of dicks barefoot.

>>215349489
>>215349605
>pussyfoot
ayo wtf is this?

>>215349691
>>215349489

Is anyone else really disappointed with the October haul so far this year
Usually by now there'd be at least a couple of enjoyable low-budget trashflicks out for spooky season but I've got squat so far

>>215349571
Yes

>>215349725
multiple black men that all look the same fuck a london family to 'awaken' them?
how did netflix pass this up?
also, where do pussy feet come in?

>>215349735
We had Bring Her Back and Weapons this year which were okay. Generally I agree though, nothing too exciting.

Crazy we got 28 Years Later this year and it’s forgotten about already.

>>215349074
Yeah it sucked. Outpost is better, though not by a huge margin.
War Horror sound great on the surface but it almost doesn't work when the war parts get involved. The best ones are where it's secluded from the war, like The Keep.
Also there's Dead Snow, which I hear is decent.

I will never have a crazy hot wife like Isabelle Adjani

also thoughts on this

>>215349735
People are saying VHS Halloween is good. I'm saving it for a bit later in the month

>>215349735
Yeah I remember looking at the upcoming schedule and thinking October was a bit bare bones.
Not over yet though.
>Coyotes
>The Long Walk
>The Hand that Rocks the Cradle
>Hell House LLC: Lineage
And somehow Shelby Oaks is now tasked with saving Halloween. God help us all.

>>215349901
>People are saying VHS Halloween is good

>>215349870
What's your preferred eye colour, blue eyes or green

>>215349942
I don't know if it is or not, but they are. I've seen several threads of people saying how good it is

>>215349870
Who?

>>215349942
I’ve never seen any of the VHS films, are they like anthology things? Worth a damn or no?

>>215349950
blue because those green lenses look unnatural

>>215349989
holy shit way to expose yourself, as both a zoomer and a non /hor/ fan

>>215349489
>>215349725
wtf

>>215349735
Also I need someone to watch this and tell me if it's "good" or "good if you liked Primitive War (i.e. shit)"

>>215350040
Anthology+Found Footage. First one is great and the second isn't bad either, but after that they become incredibly spotty and the ones in the middle like viral are absolute trash.

>>215348773
What dis?

>>215350092
Is there a torrent out?

>>215349942
It's decent. Much better than Viral, 94, 85
Not as good as Beyond which only had a single trash segment (the pajeet one)
It also has the balls to kill multiple kids onscreen and even torture them which fits the Halloween season theme

>>215350085
I think he's joking about the piercing eyes anon

>>215349313
Kolobos

>>215350124
hmmm, actually I can't see one but it looks to be out on VOD platforms

>>215350126
>lo-lis. boil-em, mash-em, stick-em in a stew.

>>215349735
Halloween seems to be dying in general. Most stores didn't even bother with putting anything out around me and most of the houses haven't bothered decorating. Sucks, honestly.

>>215350116
Scared Shitless, yes, I was the one moaning about the torrent the whole month, torrent is finally out now

>>215350124
yes

>>215350092
It's decent. I was hyped so was expecting more.
The highlight is the fact the shark is all practical and looks nice + they have some nice shots focused on the shark's gaping mouth which is creepy and I don't get why other shark movies don't do that
What I didn't like is how 1/3 of the deaths are not shark related which pissed me off, also, they should have used more of the shark's body assuming they actually built it fully, it's mostly just the snout/mouth/head that keeps showing up

>"good if you liked Primitive War (i.e. shit)

>>215350116
Scared Shitless, it's just a fun & entertaining creature movie.

>>215350126
You should never hurt the loli

>"good if you liked Primitive War (i.e. shit)"
Primitive War has more creature action and deaths but is CGI (of surprisingly good quality to be fair), Beast of War is fully practical, and the plot is not as cheesy but it's still a movie about a shark displaying orca+ level intelligence and preferring live humans than the myriad of fresh dead bodies on the water so don't go expecting a serious movie lmao, it's a fucking shark movie
Also the de facto main character is some abbo mutt soldier so if you're one of those autistic /tv/ types this alone will filter you

>>215350328
good review, appreciate it. I might even watch it just as a perverse cgi vs practical effects battle.

i genuinely don't get it, can any local weebs pls explain? is it merely an fx showcase?
it looked cool i guess. it's like an hour long music video.

>>215350430
Another "bonus" about Primitive War if you care is that it also fully shows dinos constantly, Beast is mostly the shark's head/mouth, and a single shark at that. I feel Beast is gorier however where it counts
Both movies take a while to get started so if you don't care for filler just skip to around 20m which is when the ship falls in Beast or the soldiers go into the dino jungle in Primitive

>>215350443
Man and his girl hit a guy and fuck on his grave, guy happens to be the wrong guy to fuck with and had successfully transcended humanity and turned into a metal demon, now infecting man with his gift

>>215350443
It's about metal. And flesh. And sex. Man and machine.
I love both sequels as well, though they are iterations on the same plot. Tetsuo II was a big influence on The Matrix in multiple ways, also stylish looking film.

>>215350217
I thought America was like half Spirit Halloweens at this point. That's what I'd read anyway.

>>215348882
That is one wonky cameltoe!

>>215350691
camel mouth maybe

>>215350690
They had over 1500 open last year. They take over a lot of dead anchor store buildings.

>>215350092
primitive war was a great movie in the classic B-movie fashion
you're gay if you couldn't enjoy it

>>215349942
I hate you niggers that rate anthologies based on the worst episode. One bad segment? Whole film is pure garbage!
If you don't enjoy a single short segment from all of the VHS movies you're a faggot fake horror movie fan anyway.
>hihi i liked the succubus one xd haha penis eating
KYS. That's not even top 3 of the franchise.

>>215350443
>guy accidentally kill a guy with a metal fetish (he likes inserting metal into his flesh)
>guy gets possessed by the ghost of the guy with a metal fetish
>guy slowly turns more and more metal as he and the metal fetishist fuse into one being
it's all a metaphor for homosexuality, a theme that was very popular in cinema during 60-70s japan which became more coded and complex in the 80s and 90s

>>215350845
>2hr 15m runtime

do people still watch and enjoy Dead Snow 1+2 or have they aged into forgettable millennial redditdom?

>>215349074
>t cliche and insubstantial and super thin on the ground. Some of the special effects were neat but there’s no stakes and no real tension
yeah that was the vibe I got on release so never bothered, "action" slop

>>215350997
black comedies never age

>>215348970
All of them, if you aren't a chud

>WW2 horror
Frankenstein's Army is a flawed but fun B movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD14EClq5PA

>>215349725
>says "APOLITICAL" on the bottom
>it's distinctly political
What did they meme by this?

>>215350953
and it was filled with action and dinosaurs and shit blowing up and wormholes and fun stuff
dont act like your time is valuable, anon

KIIIIIIIIIINOOO

you guys remember this one? I don't but I have rated as decent for a 2011 flick

Getting into the spirit of Halloween now...

Return of the Living Dead 3
V/H/S Halloween
Brute 1976 (half decent TCM rip-off)
Omen II: Damien

>>215350997
>"action" slop
based action hater

>>215351158
>Return of the Living Dead 3
think I'll be watching that today, unlike 1/2 I've never seen it. then Dawn 2004 tomorrow.

>>215350443
the atmosphere, energy, and mood are all very unique. also impressive how DIY it is

Huh, Censor is basically what I wanted Berberian Sound System to be

>>215351288

Niamh Algar is great in that

>>215349170
>>215349473
Oka I watched it!’ I thought it was pretty neat, way better than Overlord. I couldn’t be bothered to rewrite my letterboxd review so I’ll just attach it here.

One thing I didn’t mention was that I liked how the world in this felt like something from STALKER (the game, not the tarkovsky flick I haven’t seen that yet). Just that a bunch of mercenaries can be hired from a bar and they end up in an abandoned bunker filled with corpses and supernatural shit. Pretty good vibes, goes to show that a budget doesn’t make a film good. Thanks for the rec anon :)

>According to legend, the PROJECT MKHEXE documentary chronicles the investigation of an amateur filmmaker as he tries to understand how an Internet urban legend that doesn't exist led to the death of his younger brother.
>Although the documentary may have been first uploaded in 2014, the film has been erased and re-uploaded over and over again.
>The most recent resurfacing of the “lost documentary”began with a post by an Anonymous user on December 21, 2019 on 4Chan’s /x/ board.
Fucking lul

>>215351288
A movie about a literal schizo roastie hallucinating everything and with just 1 actual death?

>>215351356
Np, I wound up watching Censor for more Tyres :p He's still never as scary as in Spaced
There's a whole series of Outpost but I can't vouch for those because I like Outpost too much to potentially ruin it with a series yet so I haven't seen them

>>215351421
>Just one death
i think you watched a different movie

>>215351356
>really feel like a band of brothers
This is core to making war films work. You've got a platoon which is a lot of cast members, and you have to make them memorable by the end. Another reason why Primitive War felt empty to me.

>>215348639 (OP)
this general was better when there were more younger people ITT

you could easily tell how, once the 1st of october came, this shit general got flooded with retarded ass boomers. 3 weeks now, 3 weeks of nonstop 80s discussion. dont you geriatrics ever get bored of this crap? cant wait for halloween season to be over so you fuck off back to /ptg/

>>215351413
lel, that greentext is a pretty perfect version of a newfag pretending to be a 4chinnzer when you think about it

>>215346513
>>215346466
just finished watching rope. fantastic movie

>>215349065
**banned list**

Made some more bad drawings. It's supposed to be Angela from NotD, from both the original and the remake. I think these turned out a bit better, but they're probably still shit. It hurt to draw these ones. I really, really need a goth gf. I'm so lonely

>>215351424

Tyres in Spaced reminds me of when I used to take Mitsubishi bangers. Big ups and downs

>>215351494
Honestly, i agree. Boomers ruin everything because all they can feel nowadays is nostalgia.
They live in the past because their days are numbered.

>>215351494
>>215351569
sorry but modern horror is bad

>>215351507
You can never go wrong with a James Stewart movie. The fact there's only 10 cuts in the entire movie is amazing. Some of those scenes run 8-10 without any cuts.

>>215351560
Yeah he got it spot on

>>215351507
not hor

>>215351580

Weapons
It Follows
The Sadness
Good Boy
The Wailing

It's not too bad

>>215351593
The cuts are only there because the spool length too. Like if there had been longer film reels, Hitchcock would have shot it straight through

>>215351631
She did nothing wrong

>>215351631
This film really blew it in the final moments.

>>215351649

GOAT ending

>>215351630
don't care for any of those

>>215351678
The goat was kino. The flying whores were silly. And I know it's likely a homage to Goya's paintings but it didn't work in motion.

>>215351722
When Evil Lurks is one of the my favourite horror films ever and that’s pretty recent, did you like that?

>>215351806

Good choice, bro

>>215351806
I don't watch subtitle movies

>>215351893
>He hasn't seen The Substance

>>215351906
That was in English

>>215351922
It has subtitle tho

>>215352007
wut

I dont get scared by horror movies anymore bros. what do i do? recommend me something that will bring me back to being scared watching movies

>>215352007
um no

Back from Sitges. Best Genre Film Festival by far. Below is a quick run down of some movies I saw. This week willing be attending some screenings at Brooklyn Horror Film Fest.

>The Furious
Great action, but the dialogue and characters are so under cooked.

>Death Cycle
Too low budget for it's own good. It feels like the director has regressed from his previous movie, which was at least competent. Some decent gore.

>Good Boy
Best performance by a dog in a movie, with maybe 2 good scares.Overall underwhelming. Just re-watch Bad Moon instead.

>No Other Choice
The first Park Chan-wook movie I've enjoyed since Thirst. Not as good as his films from the 2000's. Lead actor gives a great performance.

>Obsession
Best horror movie of the year. Darkly comedic often, but has moments of terror and gore. This one is great.

>Man Finds Tape
Very good Found footage movie. Interesting story that is not your typical ff plot.

>The Curse
If you enjoy J-horror like The Grudge or Ringu this movie's for you. Not as good as those movies, but in the same tradition.

>Deathstalker
Better than Frankie Freako, but not as good as Psycho Goreman. The movie's biggest sin? NO NUDITY! Get the fuck outta here.

>The Creeps
Remember that 80's movie? Too much nostalgia, but most of the jokes landed. And there were tits.

>African Kung Fu Nazis II - Bum Bum
A lot of fun. Good job Ghana!

>Odyssey
Lacking the intensity of something like Uncut Gems. Good gore at the end at least.

There's something awesome about Michael in Halloween 2 when he's just walking down the street passed all the people & stores, laser focused in on walking to the hospital. Dude has one goal and was unfazed by everything else.

>>215352039
what were the few films you found scary

>>215352025
>>215352047
lol yes

>>215351893
bitch ain't seen a foreign film in a decade

>>215352064
Something just so magical about the 80’s

>>215352068
well back in the day i used to get scared by most horror movies like conjuring, sinister, insidious etc

>>215352057
>Obsession
Is it your standard "incel goes crazy and kills people" storyline or is there more to it?

I am an Englishman and only watch English language movies, please keep this in mine when recommending me something (I made an exception for Red Rooms because the premise was intriguing and the actress was pretty)

>>215352125
Gay BLACKED porn might be up your alley

So what are you dressing up as for Halloween?

>>215352125
>I made an exception for Red Rooms because the premise was intriguing and the actress was pretty

>>215352057
Thanks anon. Read about most of these
>Obsession
I did not like M&S but obviously this guy is going places.
>Deathstalker
What the fuck, that's literally the only thing to get right about Deathstalker. PATHETIC.
>Death Cycle
Damn, because the slasher setup for this looked great.

>>215352125
>keep this in mine
Mine's long closed, mills too

what other movie, FF or not, encapsulates the overall feel of the original blair witch project? that shit still has a very special aura for me

also, fuck the anti-blair witch project anons

>>215352096
kek incel already triggered himself in his head

>>215352077
>goo-goo-ga-ga I am a baby
Anything else you'd like to add?

>>215352179
not vhs

>>215352096
It's nothing like that. The movie is a classic monkey's paw story.

>>215352160
Obsession is way better than M&S.
Deathstalker and Death Cycle were disappointing.

>>215352182
maybe but I've already seen plenty of movies with that premise so I would like to hear why it's "Best horror movie of the year."

>>215352195
Sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE

>>215352057
Wasn’t familiar with Obsession so thanks for putting it on my radar :) it sounds great, hopefully it’ll be out in the UK before too long, hopefully I can watch it in theatres

>>215352211
It's very grim that the one film almost obligated to have nudity in it. Like I do not understand - you look at Terrifier doing laps around other franchises because it actually commits to the horror and gore. But everyone else is so afraid of critics and rumours about sexless zoomers.
Same thing with The Toxic Avenger, "ok we can have tits but we have to IMMEDIATELY show a cock before can someone writes a tweet in the theater calling us misogynist"

anons i need a recommendation i will watch the first one

>>215352287
Troll 2

>>215352179
i liked this one a lot

>>215351580
2024 is the one of best years for horror movies.

>>215352287

The Entity

Ghosts be raping

>>215352295
>comedy
>3/10 imdb
>13% rotten tomatoes
yeah fuck all that

>>215352302
I only liked The Substance and Nosferatu, the rest was slop

>>215352179
Haven't seen anything. Paranormal Activity comes close for me but doesn't hit for others.
Missing Child Videotape had a found footage section that had me white knuckled but "excruciatingly long Kurosawa-style shots" are what get to me most, other people just find them boring.

>>215352327
>The Entity
will be watching thanks

>>215352328
You said you’d watch the first one you doublenigger

>>215352328
Nta but you're turning down a good time

>>215352287
Troll 2

>>215352356
true but the movie is a comedy and i am in the horror thread

>>215352200
yeah, i agree, though in 20 years the vhs movies may be viewed in the same vein as exploitation horror or any of those campy shlock films from the 80s, i think, but it feels unlikely (also, the world is going to end before that)

>>215352344
nta but it's really good

>>215352372
It’s a famous horror movie quit being a zoomer pleb

>>215352329
You didn't like Oddity?

>>215352179
i wrote this, but i just remembered toad road, that one's got a similar cursed vibe to it, i think

Megan Is Missing made me feel like shit afterwards. True horror incarnate

>>215352394
it was okay, not great

>>215352432
is the movie scary if you are already a pedophile

>>215352394
That one impressed me a great deal

>>215352452
You want Hard Candy

I would like to kiss Nell Tiger Free

>>215352452

I cannot say, but search your heart if you know it to be true

>>215352329
Smile 2 was much better than Nosferatu and Substance

American Mcgee's Alice Madness games are just right that Halloween energy. Also Alice Liddell is so hot in this

>>215352331
didn't know about that second one, thanks anon

>>215352498
lol suck my dick

>>215352300
i'll check it out, thanks! i'm a bit put off by the creature, but it doesn't feel like it's the main focus

>>215352510
It is my favourite film of the year by a country mile. For j-horror fans especially, it's a bit of a Kairo worship.

Any anons who like gaming inbetween KINO sessions should check out the Castlevania series. They got the right atmosphere, and the classics are heavily inspired by Classic Universal Monsters. DO NOT WATCH THE NETFLIX SERIES (ONLY THE 1ST EPISODE IS VIABLE)

This is a very good movie, surprised it isn't more well know considering its quality. I'm not sure it fully justifies its 3h12m runtime but if you have the time, it's worth watching

>>215352611

Vomitron does the best Castlevania metal cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRfVKrC0nfc

>>215352611
Castlevania III has one of the best OSTs of all time. Haven't even played that one but it's that good.

>>215352721

YURT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGyFuE-XW0

>>215349336
Movie name, por favor?

>>215352829
Yummy 2019

>>215352179
Fuck you too.

>/hor/ hates you, Smilefag...

>No, /hor/, not you, please /hor/, I'm sorry, please, no, no... AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

is Excision (2012) good?

>>215352939
It's worth a watch yeah, if you liked May then it's a similar femcel film.

Such a good movie.

>When a hopeless romantic makes a wish that his long-time crush falls in love with him, a sinister enchantment ensues.
Like what? A finger in the bum?

>>215348639 (OP)
The opening to this did creep me out

IT (2017)

That’s it, that’s the post.

>>215353074
Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

>>215353074
>the writer's thinly disguised fetish

>>215353059
or worse...!

Schocktober Drawing #20 - William Shatner in The Devils Rain Edition

>>215353156
this actually spooked me a little. its the far apart eys, like in that gene splicing movie. just looks so weird

>>215353162
Your stuff's way better than mine. Congrats

>>215353162
Very cool anon :)

>>215353117
I only want vol au vents

>>215353074
>>215353117

>>215353190
oh, the one named bad_art? its not that bad, and mines just a referenced copy/portrait, that takes only concentration to get somewhat right. don't be discouraged, just stay on the ball and keep drawing.

>>215353232
kino

>>215353059
this wouldn't be a problem for me because I have no friends she could kill ^_^

>>215353232
poor les

>>215353232
>>215353281
I don't remember these scenes from Dick Tracy

>>215353162
>step one: draw a shape
>step two: draw the rest of the shape

>>215348970
Oh, it's worth it ;)

>>215353420
essentially thats the way to protraits, life-drawing and studies. i personally dont believe much in construction, but the general shape and outline need to be right and then you wing it. at least in non-corporate art

>>215353486
that was a The Shape joke but interesting regardless. there's enough Halloween films with terrible masks that I can say you did a great job since the subtle features matter.

>>215352331
>Missing Child Videotape
that is the most East Asian thing I have read all year!

>>215353518
nta, but I've posted much more East Asian things before, like I Want To Be Killed By A High School Girl.

>>215353506
>subtle features matter.
it's way creepier. thats why i think the burlap jason is amongst the cooler designs

>>215353518
> that is the most East Asian thing I have read all year!
>Jeniffer’s Adventures with her Good Boy
that is the most white (female) thing ever!~

>>215350997
Saw them only a couple years ago and found them reasonably enjoyable, 2 moreso than 1.

>>215351356
Reminder there're 2 sequels. Also reccing Dead Mine, which does the same thing for the Asian theater.

>>215348979
it's a face infection that accompanies eating pussy. i had the same thing and needed my entire face amputated to save my life.

>>215353518
Mishingu Chairdero Bideotapu!

Say thank you to the year 2024 for giving us The First Omen

>>215352327
>>215352344
>>215352377
Don't forget to watch Outer Space (1999) afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ3PucXg8k

My review of The Nun 2: it stinks!

>>215353677
30 wall is a bit of a misconception anyway...
general rule of thumb is 20s are a write off, 30s are your get your shit together years and then 40s is life and pay the price... 50s+ depends on how you play it the two decades prior
basically a woman can just stop drinking, doing drugs etc in her 30s and dodge the wall, it's very possible

>>215353697
And Terrifier 3: Annihilation of the Anti-Terrifier Children

Rec me horror films shot on 16mm please.

What do you think of the arches?

>>215353762
28 Days Later

>>215353677
lmfao

>>215353762
>>215353784
Whoops typed Days but meant to type Weeks

Times you acted like The Creep from the cult hit movie Creep?

>>215353762
Patrick Still Lives

>>215353762
I don’t get what people mean when they talk about things being shot on film, or 16mm or imax or whatever. I’m pretty dumb about camera stuff. I can tell that 28 days later is grainier and something like John Wick is very like slick and cinematic like a video game but beyond that I have no idea
t. Retard

>>215353735
well, keep trying and maybe your reviews will get better with time.

>>215353697
NELL!

>>215353832
>Yes, anon?

whats the deal with sexualizing marge so hard (hard hehehehe) in later treehouse episodes? almost like they knew they were getting desperate. this one is just a minor offender

>>215353816
>Smile 3: Smile No More

>>215353762
Maniac

Smile 4 Me

>>215353826
Alright, since you're being a wiseass, I'll just go ahead and post all my reviews of the horrors I've seen this month.
Bride of Re-Animator: it's garbage!
Beyond Re-Animator: it's trash!
Scared Shitless: it's godawful!
Werewolves Within: it's reddit!
Marianne: it's shit!
Wednesday: it's for little girls!

I hate italian women, recommend me horror movies where italian women die

5mile 5: the Wall

>>215353964
> blue eyes of the broken doll
This was pretty perfect

>>215353968
Oh yeah, I also rewatched Viy, man, that's such a good movie.

>>215351569
>>215351580
stop replying to schizo faggot spammers

Bros the Creep show is pretty good. I wasn't sure it would really work in this format, but in reality the shorter format feels a lot better. It doesn't have the same torturous pace and buildup of tension that the movies do, but that makes it a lot more visceral and fun I think

anybody seen this? thoughts?

4 of the cast members are dead now damn

>>215354023
Is there much lore in it? There's gonna be a third movie, I'll probably skip the show and just wait for that.

Bleh!

>>215354044
5.5/10. Did just enough to be liked, but was very underwhelmed.

>>215354065
Thanks i'll skip it then. any recs instead?

HAPPY 68th BIRTHDAY MICHAEL

Clive Barker ripped off Lord of Illusions from Bad Dreams (1988)

>>215354044
was decent, who knows what caused nips to fall off so hard in between the 2000s and this

>>215353964
giallo in venice
burial ground
a bay of blood

Is there a term for the concept in J-Horror of there being low-level psychics in the cast but ultimately it doesn't really help them stop the evil beyond giving them vague premonitions? I feel like whenever western horror has a psychic or magic user in the cast, they end up being pretty cracked. I was actually really disappointed with Longlegs because of this since her psychic premonitions were just weird demon link bullshit rather than something she was born with.

>>215354114
The Last Illusion: first published in 1985 in the collection Books of Blood, Volume VI.

in a dinosaur mood today

>>215354169
Actually, as soon as I hit post, I remembered that Sinners basically did this with Sammy, since his power doesn't really help him at all. Honestly respect to Coogler for not having the climax be him summoning spectral clones of bushmen and Flavor Flav to beat up Remmick. Bet that took restraint.

>>215352125
it was a good movie, despite what others might say. i don't know the shorter chick's name but she was cute.

>>215354114
Bad Dreams is a NoES ripoff

>>215354188
Cronenberg looking sharp. So what you're saying is that Bad Dreams is an unlicensed first adaptation of Lord of Illusions? Damn!

>>215354116
It's the kino of the year, but I give Kurosawa credit for pulling out Chime. Feels like a "I'll do what I want" film from everything from the audio to runtime.

>>215352302
It was.

>>215352329
>slop

You exposed yourself. There were a lot of stuff better than the fucking Substance.

>>215354256
More like a shitty rip-off of A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

>>215354331
>There were a lot of stuff better than the fucking Substance
Name three

>>215354331
>There were a lot of stuff better than the fucking Substance.
go on

Is Phantasm 2 better, the same, or worse than the first one?

>>215353762
Ichi The Killer

>>215354427
None of the sequels are as strong as the original in terms of standard horror film stuff, because like most franchises they're lower budget and more hammy. However the series grows in power in a different way, which is in the characters.

>>215354434
Wait, is Ichi considered a horror film?

>>215354457
Shan't be bothering with the sequels then. Thanks.

>>215354459
It has some horror elements to make it adjacent enough for me

>>215354383
Not him but I'd say
>Strange Darling
>Birdeater
>Terrifer 3

>>215354427
more action. worse for wrecking the car

>>215354383
For me
>Terrifier 3
>Exhuma
>Alien: Spaeneyus

>>215354504
>>215354548
lol shit taste

>>215354548
I LOVE ALIEN SEQUELS AND I CANNOT LIE
ALL YOU OTHER FACEHUGGERS CAN'T DENY

>>215354504
>>215354548
T3 mogged the fuck out of the rest of the year. Holy fuck people have forgotten how to make decent looking films, the rest weren't even trying. Watching people cry over Sharty the Clown is glorious.

>>215354563
I notice you haven't posted yours...

>>215353863
this segment was the reason I watched both 2001 a space odyssey and demon seed at a young age

>>215354643
I already said, the only horror movies I liked that year were The Substance and Nosferatu

TERRIFER (1) IS SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>215354058
What a handsome woman!

>>215354668
Sounds like you're just one of those people that doesn't really like anything and thus are not worth conversing with.

If all /hor/posters died what segment of society would suffer?

>>215354668
Nosferatu was about cuckholding and The Substance was written and directed by a woman. I mean I'm not making a value statement here but I don't really understand your position.

>>215354740
>funkopopa
Pretty much the boomer market

>>215354838
>>215354838
>>215354838
>>215354838

>>215354757
>Watch horror film
>Expect proper family values
I dunno man.

>>215354434
it's a yakuza black comedy gore film.

>>215354427
Better