Thread 215357810

What the fuck do you even do in this situation?

>>215357810 (OP)
I wouldn't *do* anything. I would listen. And that's what no one else did.

>>215357839
I wouldn- aw fuck you beat me to it

>>215357810 (OP)
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>215357810 (OP)
tin foil would reflect the lasers away so if make a full body suit of that

>>215357810 (OP)
Why would alien ships planted here thousands or millions of years ago have trumpets?

>>215357810 (OP)
How long do you think they lasted in India?

15 Days to Slow the Spread
Wear A Mask
Eat Out To Help Out

>>215357810 (OP)
Go underground. Their beams seem to have trouble with asphalt

>>215357887
Their environmental seals decayed within seconds of breaching the ground.

Millions of Indians died when the out of control tripods trampled them into the designated streets however

>>215357927
Why can the beams go through objects randomly.

They'll blow cars to the side but at the same time kill people through the windshields without damaging the car at all

>>215357810 (OP)
How did those things stay buried a few meters underground for thousands of years without anyone finding them?

>>215357810 (OP)
Blast the puny humans with my heat ray.

>>215357810 (OP)
This is the only cool part of the movie. The rest of it is all fucking bullshit. Fuck you for tricking me into watching it by spamming this shit for years.

>>215357810 (OP)
Why the fuck do their weapons turn people into clothing?

>>215357927
Exactly this. Boston has an extensive underground train system. It would be very easy to escape to the tunnels and conquer the mole people who already live down there.

>>215358168
what exactly was wrong with the ferry scene?

>>215357810 (OP)
Scream cry and piss my pants while calling out for my mommy and begging for mercy

>>215357810 (OP)
cut off one of its legs or trap it, then when it falls you open up the cabin on top and sneeze on them

>>215357839
Cummed here to post ths

>>215358683
they're part of an intergalactic fashion industry and it's how they manufacture their products

>>215357927
Tim Robbins was doing this and got vilified for it.

>>215359441
because he was a tard who kept making noise.

>>215357810 (OP)
If I'd been there it wouldn't have gone down like that. There would've been a lot of alien blood on that street and me saying "welcome to earth."

>>215357810 (OP)
use mirror to reflect laser

>>215358168
What did you expect from Spielberg slop

>>215357810 (OP)
Start blasting.

Literally just run off the next through street you come across. I watched this movie plenty of times and the idiots just run down straight the main street getting vaporized. Of course the aliens will pursue the herd. Alls you need to do was take an immediate left of right.

>>215357947
Seems like they could modulate/calibrate the beams on the fly to do whatever they wanted. They could fan them over a crowd of people, popping them like ash balloons yet not disturbing anything else the beam hit. Then they could hit a car with the beam and it would go flying like it got hit by a wrecking ball. They could fire the beams right through a building and pop people inside without lighting the building on fire, just punching a hole. Then seemingly choose to beam a house lighting it on fire. Swiss army knife of weapons

>>215357929
Shit, everywhere.

>>215357810 (OP)
Ram em with my boat

>>215358683
Something like 80% of your body is water. Imagine getting hit by a beam that vaporizes that water and flesh. All that is left is your clothes

>>215359651
The reason the dead tripods have diarrhea at the end is because they sucked up an Indian and it spread

>>215357839
If I ever meet you in real life I will kill where you stand for stealing my idea

>>215357810 (OP)
He should have used Head and Shoulders shampoo because aliens are nitrogen-based life and so selenim sulfide is toxic to them, I saw it in another movie.

>>215357927
You should see it down there. Hundreds of miles of drains, sweet and clean now after the rains.

The alien shields wouldn't have realistically worked against kinetic penetrators. Tanks would have fucked them up.

I would cough into their general direction

>>215360190
And why is that anon?

>>215360216
The shields detonate explosives before they hit the tripod. They don't physically stop things from hitting it.

>>215360618
Except they do, which is why the birds being able to land on it shows the shield is down

>>215360683
The birds were never not able to land on them. The alien shields never gave a fuck about living things, which is why they could abduct people.

>>215360838
so fire explosive birds at them

>>215361037
Then the birds would explode, since the shields detonate explosives.

>>215357839
Fpbp

>>215361049
If the shields detonate explosives, even when carried by living things, how did they get the grenades into that one they killed?

>>215361157
The grenades weren't armed in that case. Tom throws a live one right before that it and explodes in mid air.

Grab daughter.
Throw her in the car.
Drive out to the pine barrens
[Redacted for content]

>>215357810 (OP)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/-V3Iqd3WbVg?si=2AVAZjQuwCfCYOuF&t=326

>>215361049
acid birds

>>215361189
How do the shields know if they're armed or not?

>>215361231
They check for incoming objects and detonate them if the object is explosive. Tom's hidden grenades were ignored because the aliens were expecting him to be pulled through the shield.

>>215361231
It's an alien shield man it's smarter than the average trump voter but it's still only Jordan Peterson smart

>>215361189
>>215361262
And your source for this? It's not the same thing you pulled your dildo out of earlier is it?

>>215361294
The scene with the journalist woman. She tells Tom the aliens have some kind of shield that detonates explosives.

>>215359606
You cut down an alley and it doesn't matter because they're taller than the buildings and can still see you

>>215357810 (OP)
In this scene there's a guy who starts running almost immediately after the tripod rises up. He's the smartest guy in the entire movie

>>215357810 (OP)
Just run

>>215362929
They're not going to focus on a couple of dudes scurrying down alleys over the more significant concentration of potential victims. They'd get you eventually but you have way more time to do shit than if you just kept running down main street in a perfect firing lane

I dislike how we never saw aliens talking or showing their intellect, I mean sure thye drive machones so theyre inteligent enough but that doesnt say much

go in the sewer and wait for them to leave

This movie was so great when it came out i watched it 3 times in the kinoplex down the street from my parents house. The effects aged pretty poorly but cruise and the BWAAAA WAAAAA sounds are still great.

I’d just run into the lasers so i wouldn’t have to live in clown world anymore. Every time i watch it as an adult i think wow what a quick and painless death. I guess there’s a chance it picks you up to eat you though which is a pretty rough 50/50 to bet your life on.

Break the wrist, walk away.

>>215364064
We get shown that they're arrogant and get too cocky

>>215358168
>plane crash
>ferry
>angry mob on the car

There's loads of cool and memorable scenes
>tripod baskets

>>215364064
There's literally the scene of them examining the human stuff down in the cellar. There is also them operating the machines. The one operating the camera tentacle recognizes the shoe sticking out and looks around the edge of the mirror to make sure nobody is there. Also I doubt the machines were on automatic, so them sniping people with the beams shows they're pretty intelligent

I would shit my pants and make the same ear-shattering fart noise like they do in an attempt to communicate with it like Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>215361360
Maybe she doesn’t know exactly how alien tech works because she’s a journalist; you fucking retard.

>>215357810 (OP)
Knock the annoying kids out and leave them as offerings to the aliens. Then rape.

>>215357887
>drinking Indian blood
My god, the poor alien bastards

>>215357810 (OP)
Change my car's solenoid ASAP

>>215357839
*BWAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM*

>>215357839
Knew this would be the top comment.
We YouTube and Reddit now.

>>215364120
Righteous

>>215360167
Based musical version enjoyer

>>215357810 (OP)
DO NOT RUN
WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS
ACK ACK ACK

>>215357810 (OP)
I'd laser all the humans and then harvest their blood.

>>215357839
joke doesn't work here because they did listen, then they started getting tasered and people ran off.

>>215357810 (OP)
when

>>215357810 (OP)
Hide in a cave.

>>215363158
Anyone smart would have started running as soon as they felt the earth shake

>>215357947
Has to be flammable. Organic people turned to spiraling pillars of ash (perhaps the first movie to use this cliche?).

>>215357810 (OP)
kill all squiggers

>>215364505
Her testimony in combination with all the other evidence is strong.

>>215365666
>just run away from an earthquake bro
lmfao I bet you thought you sounded smart here

>>215358756
>conquer the mole people
Mole people are Americans. They were born in American soil and they're Mole-Mericans, not some slave race to subjugate to your will.

did they use blood as fuel? i didn't quite understood how they used blood

>>215357810 (OP)
>What the fuck do you even do in this situation?
seek visual concealment

>>215357810 (OP)
I work in Newark, I would let the tripods beams turn me blissfully into dust to escape this crime infested shithole

>>215364921
>now

>>215367098
its strongly suggested that they use people/blood as fertilizer for the food they grow on earth

>>215367098
They seemed to be using it to try and terraform

>>215357885
to scare off the dinosaurs

>>215361263
>AHHHHH I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT DRUMPF

>>215357810 (OP)
>Nope, not getting out of this chair.

>>215365132
The rock opera is the best adaptation, way better than this bullshit movie.

>>215357881
I use this joke on my jewtube channel and comments always correct me.

>>215365642

>no updates in at least a year

>>215367098
In the original they consume blood

>>215357810 (OP)
I would cough

>>215367098
terraforming shithead they were turning the planet red implying that’s how/why Mars was red

>>215357810 (OP)
overact apparently