Thread 215381821

Have you written off Mandalorian and Grogu already, /tv/? The last season was pretty meh, but it's now been several years which is a long time for them to rework what would've been season four into a film (which can be both good and bad). So I'm cautiously optimistic.

>>215381821 (OP)
Wait that's a real show?

>>215381821 (OP)
Seeing they're putting sigourney in another nerd property made me question my whole engagement with visual media. Even though I only really follow current stuff to mock it I thought this is wasting my life. Sigourney to bait Aliens nerds... again? The fact that this is supposedly happening somewhere on this earth makes me feel like I might be living in a kind of snowglobe reality which has tiny limits

>>215381821 (OP)
she should chill, how terrible can it be compared to the movie her uncle made with her as unwitting star?

>Mando
Didn't they cucked him beyond repair in his own tv show? Stopped watching after S2.

the trailer looks good, but I'm cynical enough to realize they could easily have a black girlboss taking up half the screen time, but conveniently leaving her out of the advertising, or something else equally egregious. Like you OP I'm cautiously optimistic. I also didn't hate s3, it was just okay.

>>215381830
Yeah. It's Star Wars with a bit of a "Western" vibe. There's some good stuff scattered around in there.

>>215382282
>they could easily have a black girlboss taking up half the screen time
What a rugpull that would be...

>>215381821 (OP)
Just watched the trailer, looks tacky as fuck

>>215382327
Is that official promo artwork? It looks like some fanmade AI slop

>>215381821 (OP)
i would never write off grogu, he is a internationally well known superstar

>>215381821 (OP)
>Have you written off Mandalorian and Grogu already
Of course. (((Disney))) is pure garbage.

The Mandalorian was popular because of the helmet, side missions, soundtrack, Grogu, and the fact that people hadn't yet experienced Pedro Pascal fatigue. However, the last season of The Mandalorian was a bit underwhelming. Even at the height of the show's popularity, with its great soundtrack, people still made more edits of Anakin on TikTok because Anakin, both the character and the actor, were seen as cooler.

>>215382503
That's the official poster, yeah.

>>215382570
>Edgelord Sith vs Single Dad
Of course Anakin is cooler!

>Grogu
His NAME
is Baby YEED

>>215382832
glup shitto

>>215382282
The twist is gonna be that Mando died offscreen before the movie started and Reeva is impersonating him with a voice modifier and his gear.

>>215381821 (OP)
How long until the mouse puts out a contract on her?

>>215381821 (OP)
It might be fun if feels like Mando season 1 and 2, leaning into that western pulpy feeling. Unfortunately, it looks a lot more like season 3. I like stuff like Rebels and TCW but am sort of tired of seeing the characters shoehorned in, often with crappy looking costumes or bad cgi.

>>215382774
That doesn't look nearly as bad as I thought it would be

Can’t wait for these two characters to get their own spinoff

>>215383616
fuck yeah

>>215381821 (OP)
I didn't watch season 3 and I'm ashamed to admit I watched any of it.

>>215383616
>Star Wars: The Aventures of Fatshit and Laqueefa

>>215382774
It’s all so fucking tiresome

>>215381821 (OP)
I stopped watching it when they fired that fat bitch for making dank tweets and didn't have the winter soldier guy play luke

>>215383634
Is this real new starwars slop or AI slop?
I legitimately can't tell anymore with how garbage everything is these days.

>>215383822
That's a real scene from The Mandalorian season 3.

>>215381821 (OP)
No, I want to know what happens with Baby Yeed. I'll watch it (for free) the very same day it's up for XDCC download.

>>215382774
tracking sequence hallway fight, really getting that 70's pulp serial vibe back right Feloni bros?
there are two movies now. there's this (mcu slop) and a24-esque dramas about generation trauma (aka nothing) where you can't see shit because it's shot too dark.

>>215381821 (OP)
It is a wonder how these people make money. The Mandalorian happened, it only existed because it was a passion project, they had already completely given up on Star Wars at that point. Then it is wildly popular showing that you should allow passionate creatives to give people what they want and make these sorts of things. And the reaction is immediately
>let's cannibalize our only successful Star Wars property to launch a bunch more with the philosophy of shitting on Star Wars fans.
It's deranged. I genuinely don't get how this happens.

>>215383934
>I genuinely don't get how this happens
You see, Kathleen Kennedy once worked for Steven Spielberg.

>>215381821 (OP)
I want them to make a movie about Ahsoka where she is 14.

>>215384658
>I want them to make a movie about Ahsoka where she is 14.

>>215384773
>She was 14 at the time
>But barely legal in most systems
Well it was a long long time ago

>>215385241
It was a more civilized age

>>215382552
This they haven't made anything good since 2015

>>215381821 (OP)
There's no hope for any one if you putrid faggots who still watch nu wars. You disgust me.

>>215383934
This is happening with everything not just shitsney

>>215381821 (OP)
>but it's now been several years
Iirc thse film was announced on late 2023, the same year S3 aired. They probably didn't have much time to cohesively plan it as a film.
I'm not opposed to a Mando movie since despite it's drop in quality, I still really like the first season and parts of the second so I know they could do something decent, but knowing it's production history I think it won't be the case.

>>215384587
>>215385305
It's not just Kathleen Kennedy though. There are so many people who's job it is to have the good sense to avoid doing this very thing.

>>215385803
Blame the woke mind virus and their all vaxmaxxed mindset long before 2020s

>>215382282
Wow. What a smooth completely bullshit ride

>>215382997
What they oughta do is give her Iger's job so she can save the parks AND Star Wars!

>>215385544
>I know they could do something decent
My only worry is they're not going to keep things simple, but instead give us too much information about Grogu or autistic Mandalorian lore. Like save all that shit for the show, take us on an adventure instead.

>>215382774
Where is the suspense in a gun fight where one guy has invulnerable armour?

>>215386548
Yeah, the only way I can see this being at the very least decent is if they lean into season one's spagetthi western sensibilities. Just Mando and Grogu on a bounty that justifies it's movie lenght. The worst possible outcome is if they just use the film to launch another dozens spin-offs and if it ties to heavily with the larger universe.

>>215382774
Literally the only part of that which is worthy of actual praise as opposed to being the minimum standard we should expect from a megabillies company like Disney is the fact they actually remembered the "snowtrooper" gear is supposed to be a general hostile environment armour and was sometimes even issued to flamer burn units specifically because Ze Fire Eeet Duz Nuzzing.

>>215381821 (OP)
Yese. I'm not watching anything from teh company responsible for the last jedi while the people responsible for it still work there. The force is with me.

>>215381821 (OP)
>Have you written off Mandalorian and Grogu already, /tv/?
I've written the whole of Star Wars off, and I did it after watching The Force Awakens.

>>215382282
I never liked the grogu 'cute' shit to begin with. I'm not some broody childless feminist pining for a baby subsitute like the creators of that slop.

>>215382872
Make it black and make it a dyke. That will fix everything. The grogu baby subsitute can be a troon too. Make it so. Onwards to a musical number about how having an abortion is based!

>>215387366
I saw your post, I read it and yet it just seems like gibberish shat out of a viral marketing agencies coked up meeting with disney excecs. Did someone have to dgo down on Kathleen Kennedy to get the contract?
#me2theforceisfeminine

Nobody has cared about the Mandagoyrian since 5 years ago

Star Wars is dead

its so hilarious and also sad at the time the way the fate of this show spun itself
>all star wars slop failing and hated
>randomly greenlight some bountyhunter western with not-yoda or whatever
>who cares
>nothing matters anymore, star wars is dead
but..
>HUGE SUCCESS
and then instead of letting them just keep doing what works, every single cancerous wokeoid nepobaby demands to be put into the show, write for the show, just have any hand what so ever in the show
THE POPULAR THING
and of course if goes to absolute shit, kek

its insane how bad disney is at actually making money given the... you know

>>215381914
>Even though I only really follow current stuff to mock it I thought this is wasting my life.

i used to do this to enjoy the memes on 4chan, basically. often i could spot waht i expect to become one etc. then i got tired a bit but was not ready to let go so i was watching red letter media reviewing that slop , that was enough to save me time and keep me updated on the latest lols and mild depression inducing outputs from hollywood. but then i got tired of that too, feel it ate too much of my time, still , so i cut back on that too and really tried to cut back on coming on /tv ; i filtered a lot of caped related shit, all keywords related to franchises turned to shit, nostaligiasploitation, all the dumbass clickbait shit and such... but i feel there is too much that evades my spam filter and i end up still wasting too much time. what really works is ... work: write my own stuff for long enough i get in the groove and i have no desire to doomscroll in here.

>>215383791
Speaking of that it kinda amazes me just how fast people kinda brushed off Disney essentially burying a character and the actor/actress that plays that character with no fucks given despite Disney being the ones at fault.
>make a shit Boba Fett show
>ignore any and all feed back from Morrison about Boba
>make a shit show
>Boba is no longer big with the fans, don't call us we'll call you
>same shit happens with Bo-Katan
>apparently Disney wouldn't return any of her calls for the Mando movie

>>215381821 (OP)
Never watched season 3 because the reception seemed and it required you to watch that awful looking Bobba Fett show. Also, the end of S2 was a satisfying finale.

>>215387992
*reception seemed bad

>>215387781
>>215387992
>Bobba Fett show
I can't believe the entire show was basically told via flashback... what a shitty idea!

>>215383634
This is what happens when gen X and older millennial woman are in charge of things. We get Jack Black in a Star Wars movie

This was like the greatest Star Wars anything I ever saw for the first 6 episodes of season 1 then it went to shit. I wish he just left Baby Sneed with the bad guy and just did his own thing. I had how this shit became the Baby Sneed and guest stars show

>>215389000
Do women even like Tenacious D?

>>215381821 (OP)
if snow white killed all the live action remakes, then why did they make lilo and stitch (which "brought them all back")?

>>215382774
>the trooper on the right that has no idea how his gun works
lol

>>215389676
Whilst I don't necessarily agree with the point itself, movie production timelines are longer than 2 months.

>>215387961
maybe they didn't want to hire sashit banks back.
but yeah they seem like total faggots to the actors. maybe they are trying to blame the actors for the shitty writing

>>215382570
It was fine until it became a "what cameo from old Star wars will pop up this week" show

>>215382774
It's fucking boring. You'd have to be brain rotted to enjoy this. However, I'm only remotely interested in the design of the Snowtrooper helmets underneath the cowl, due to my autism I guess. The original Snowtrooper masks had a plastic portion over the nose, underneath the cowl, to give it a proper hang. Makes sense there was always something a bit more substantial under there. I won't be watching the show for that, I'll just look at pics. Eat shit Disney I wish you were dead.

>>215381821 (OP)
glup shitto

>>215391137
Only Filoni's OC is allowed!

>>215381821 (OP)
I'm not paying to see it, no way.

>Razor Crest (Destroyed)
Sad but acceptable.
>Nigsaber (taken away)
Was cool for 5sec before lightsaber fatigue set in.
>Beskar Spear (fucking melted)
Unforgivable.

Fuck your show, fuck you and your whole family.

>>215383634
jack black is literally söyfacing the entire scene

>>215381821 (OP)
Hopefully it's a standalone adventure, not part of a "shared universe" or some boring bullshit.
>>215381914
I like Sigourney and aliens, simple as

>>215381821 (OP)
>Jenny is still butthurt about Rise of Skywalker
6 years, man. 6 years.

>>215393662
>Hopefully it's a standalone adventure, not part of a "shared universe" or some boring bullshit.
Dave Filoni wants to create his own Avengers-esque team up film featuring Mando and all of his OCs. One of the main characters in this film is some guy from the cartoons, he's specifically there to link Mando up to the "shared universe".

>>215381821 (OP)
He shouldn't have lost his original ship, and Grogu shouldn't have returned.

>>215393900
Baby Yeed*

>>215393834
>One of the main characters in this film is some guy from the cartoons
Filoni just can't help himself, huh?

>>215381821 (OP)
After 3rd episode.

if i manage to stop checking out /tv i wouldnt even HEAR about those shitty movies and tv shows. i wouldnt come across it anywhere else, on my youtube feed , i dont use social media or watch ads. i would be in teh clear from that source of frustration.

>>215381821 (OP)
>7 other star wars

>>215393662
>Hopefully it's a standalone adventure, not part of a "shared universe" or some boring bullshit.
Look at the poster.

>>215381821 (OP)
I really wish Grogu was just a season 1 thing and then Mando moves on to the next big score mission after that.

>>215390844
I was annoyed at this shit when Rebels made the same transformation in its season 2 a decade ago. It was it's own thing, then in season 2 it became nothing but special guest stars, and clone Wars callbacks each episode.

>>215393900
>>215395763
It's all due to Grogu selling a shitload of merchandise. Disney filled every store shelf with grogu plushies, keychains, shirts, more plushes, coffee mugs, hats, ramen bowls, everything. They were not going to let the writers write off their cash cow.

>>215383934
>And the reaction is immediately
>>let's cannibalize our only successful Star Wars property to launch a bunch more with the philosophy of shitting on Star Wars fans.
>It's deranged. I genuinely don't get how this happens.
That's basically what season 3 turned out to be. Din doing a MMO style fetch quest while the actual star of the show is Bo Katarn becoming Mandalorian Jesus.

>>215387961
I used to really like Boba Fett, but that show killed it for me. Now I just don't care any more. He's some goody goody mod boss that saves people with his moped gang now I guess...

>>215393834
>>215395080
Surprisingly there is no Fennec on the poster.

>>215387961
>>215396088
The problem is that The Mandalorian already had all the plot points and narrative a Boba Fett show could have had (except him being a little more ruthless), so when his actual show materialized he had nothing left, nothing to resolve, and nothing to add. They had to start from scratch.

Why is Jenny Fucking doing this!? I thought she like Star Wars, but she literally Fucking Shits on every iteration or version of it now, and frankly I'm getting sick and tired of it.

I'm in love with Jenny :)

>>215381821 (OP)
i stopped watching it and all disney star wars shit after they fired that fat italian chick for making 1 retarded tweet. meanwhile pedro pascal says retarded shit all the time and fat childless 30 year old cat ladies hang onto his every word.

>>215382774
Finally Rebels aren't ass

>>215381821 (OP)
Still not touching anything Star Wars until the last brown, the last screeching feminist, and the last Disney logo have all been scrubbed from it and they make another Star Wars featuring all white men plus two chicks who are solely there for eye candy and one token black to remind people that they're only there to be a token. No exceptions. Not watching Andor, not doing any of the cartoons, not watching Mandalorian or the rest of the Disney Wars movies. You got one (1) ticket out of me for the first one, that's all you're getting. Now stop shilling trash on our Sudanese Aluminum Fan Punching Forum.

>>215397128
She already said, right when TROS was released, that she would never be happy again, and she intends to prove it.

It was revealed today that Adam Driver and Steven Soderbergh pitched a script that would be a sequel to The Rise of Skywalker called "The Hunt for Ben Solo", and Lucasfilm was really enthusiastic about it, but Bob Iger turned it down because he didn't see how Ben Solo could be alive.

>>215398490
But they didn't have a problem with bringing back Palpatine and Darth Maul

>>215398524
I kinda see Iger's point that if Ben Solo really did redeem himself, and he was a good guy now, then he should realize he deserves to stay dead to pay for the war crimes he committed when he was Kylo Ren. Also, the only people who'd really want to watch a Ben Solo movie are Reylo shippers, but they'd only do so if Rey was also in it.