Thread 215393553

>Le good guys(TM) are vastly outnumbered and surrounded on all sides. All hope seems to be lost. Defeat seems inevitable. But wait! A wizard/an invincible ghost army, or trees come out of nowhere and save the day!
>Le good guy(TM) is cornered by an enemy orders of magnitude stronger than him. His demise is imminent. But wait a minute, something sneaks up behind the Bad Guy and kills him! Hooray!
>Le good guy(TM) has finally succumbed to his wounds. The camera lingers on his lifeless body while his friends wail and lament. Suddenly, it's revealed that he's actually alive! He's just unconscious. Don't worry. He'll get up and defeat the bad guys in no time!
*rinse and repeat for 10 hours*
I can't believe I've been tricked by /tv/ into wasting ten hours of my life on this kindergarten-tier Hollywood slop. So cliche and predictable.

>>215393581
It's my honest to God genuine opinion. Visual effects were excellent though, and Tolkien was a master at world-building.

>>215393553 (OP)
I loved this movie as a kid but rewatching it as an adult now I can't help but roll my eyes at how banal the story is. As soon as the ring was destroyed, I pulled out my phone and stopped paying attention to the movie.

>>215393553 (OP)
George my boy, finish your book and then you can critique works you built your career on.

Yasssssss

>>215393553 (OP)
You'll never force the lotr=capeshit meme, and it's frankly embarrassing that you keep trying

>>215393553 (OP)
You are brown.

>>215393553 (OP)
>lotr went over his head

for me it was
>most soldiers die at the mere merest touch of an Orc
>this motherfucker takes two arrows to the chest and survives

>>215394035
I'm of Scottish and Ashkenazi heritage. You can't get more white than that.

>the good guys are good because they are
>the bad guys are bad because they are
riveting. i'm convinced you just need to blare orchestral slop over a cgi battle to get a standing ovation from redditors

Go to bed George

>>215394005
>most characters literally wear capes
>almost everyone has magical abilities
>shallow, one dimensional villains
>good guys win every time
How come it's not capeshit?

>>215394196
the villain is 0 dimensional, literally doesn't say or do anything except try to conquer the world because he wants to i guess

>>215394196
shit they also breathe oxygen, guess that means avatar is the only non capeshit movie out this year

>>215394125
>the good guys are good because they are
>the bad guys are bad because they are

This but unironically. You are just seething because you are bad guy.

>>215394109
Ok Humza Yousef.

>>215394329
no i'm good guy, you are bad guy

>>215393553 (OP)
I could not imagine being this brown. It's unfair that you have to compete with Whites. Please return to your shithole third world litter box and enjoy the slop of your culture that you can adequately comprehend.

>>215394914
Yeah! Dumb nigs can't understand our epics like elves fighting thanos! FOR GONDOR! FOR FRODO! FOR MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND!!!!!

>>215394784
You are fat, just like GRM, and so you are bad guy.

>industry bad
>diversity good
>le native peepoo good
>germans bad
>jews good
LOTR is proto goyfeed

>>215393553 (OP)
>filtered by LOTR
Just how brown are you?

>>215394914
>>215394035
>>215395014
Do you retards unironically associate that reddit-ass movie with the white race itself? Oh my fucking god, this board is a goldmine for lols.
Please, PLEASE, say more retarded shit like that, I need my laugh. I'm already getting more entertainment out of you than I ever did from watching that movie.

>>215394987
>>industry bad
go get asthma from inhaling fumes day then
>diversity good
>le native peepoo good
>germans bad
>jews good
none of these are in lotr
>le native peepoo good
I bet you whine about the great replacement all day on /pol/

How insanely mad would Tolkien have been to know that there was a Lego Lord of the Rings the Movie Series Video Game? A mass produced, valueless, graceless, facile product straight from the polluting forge of Lego’s Danish-Isengard factories that respects no one’s intelligence, that is itself an adaptation of an adaptation of a work that minimizes the depth of the original books.

>>215393553 (OP)
>God of Mexicans Nick Fuentes says LOTR sucks and GOT is better
>Suddenly all of his fanboys go and parrot his opinions

>>215393553 (OP)
>>215395014
The source material is kino but Jackson=Hackson

>>215395053
kek leftypol LOVES cloakshit

>no Tom Bombadil DMPC

they actually improved the shit you're pretending you care about.

>>215393553 (OP)
>LoTR is capeshit
Oh you're still going, been a few years. Think you'll still be at it in a decade?

>>215393553 (OP)
Its fine if you don't like it. At least you didn't waste your time reading those useless books.

daily reminder that redditors ADORE lotr and therefore its impossible by law to be a straight white male and love lotr at the same time

>>215394987
>germans bad
Literally common sense.

>>215395082
> nigga it’s 3AM and he’s talking about lotr
And this means he hates it?

>>215395233
You're no better than them if you know this exists

>>215393553 (OP)
I think when these movies got churned out, this is around the time when Hollywood really started to become shit.

>>215394096
How the fuck does an arrow piece a thick piece of armor like tha-
>jewter hackson
Oh I see. Carry on then…

>>215394125
>i'm convinced you just need to blare orchestral slop over a cgi battle to get a standing ovation from redditors
In its own way, it works for soulsslop and gamers screaming their praises to the high heavens.

>>215395082
>4 AM
this dude is such a fucking loser, holy shit.

>>215395560
I don't think the first dark souls had much if any orchestral. Bloodborne had a lot, I know that.

The Star Wars prequels went heavy on the AAAAAH-AH-AH shit, too. Worked pretty well in TPM, but I was sick of hearing it when it returned for the finale of RotS.

>>215393553 (OP)
LOTR is based on old nordic mythology mixed up with some real life WW1 experiences and the beginning of WW2.

You can’t just look at it from a contemporary point of view, without LOTR we wouldn’t have the fantasy genre today, not as it is.

even when i were kid i thought 3 sucks
like its just bad and it makes no sense