Thread 215413964

What would you do?

>>215413964 (OP)
I wouldn't *do* anything. I would listen. And that's what no one else did.

>>215413964 (OP)
do i have to say it?

something akin to that CollegeHumor sketch (or whatever it was).

but mostly to fuck myself, tbqh.

>>215413964 (OP)
warn her about my father so she has a better life and I don't have to exist
>tfw erasing my existence makes it so I'm not around to warn her
>spawn into existence
shit

>>215413987
Based king.

>AHHh i need to let her blow me fuck this
*slowly fades away*

>>215413964 (OP)
>What would you do?
hapsburg nakadashi

>>215413964 (OP)
Conceive myself

warn her about asbestos.

>>215413964 (OP)
Sow the seed of my own self, like some kind of god of antiquity.
Any other answer is cowardice, and will never bring honor upon you or your house.

>>215413964 (OP)
You can't risk the timeline and your existence by having intercourse.
A blowjob will suffice.

>>215415706
I know it's easier said than done in this case but just don't nut in her

>>215413964 (OP)
>What would you do?
If your son was at home, crying all alone on the bathroom floor 'cause he's hungry...

would create Futurama-like time paradox. At least it would explain why I'm retarded.

>>215413964 (OP)
that hairstyle is pure sex

>>215413964 (OP)
cum deep inside her and make the spacetime conform to this by rewriting me as my own dad
in fact, it was always like this

SEX

>>215413964 (OP)
When a girl is horny for you she doesn't make this fucking Kubrick face that all the 80's movies did, idk where that came from.

>>215413964 (OP)
There's a deleted scene where he thinks it might turn him gay

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GeQjbpIUS34

>>215416916
Zemeckis wanted her to look like a predator.

>>215413964 (OP)
What would be the implications for the space-time continuum?

>>215417158
did you... nah you... did you just fucking POST "AI SLOP"? AHHHH IM GOING INSANE

>>215414731
How dangerous is asbestos really? That shit was everywhere, yet people still lived just fine.

It's like when everyone was being scared of tetanus and then i looked it up and the chance you'll get infected is like 1 in 10,000 even if you're not vaxed.

>>215417181
Don't be a faggat

>>215413964 (OP)
she had awesome perky little tits

>>215413964 (OP)
>>215415706
>>215415842
Anal. Lots of anal. Plap those cheeks.

>>215413964 (OP)
This may come as a shock, but I would not have sex with my own mother and would probably similarly to how Marty did.

>>215413964 (OP)
reminder: if it took place today, Marty would be travelling to 1995

>>215418735
Fucking faggot

>>215417649
it's pretty bad, but you have to breath it. non issue if you don't work building or demolishing stuff with asbestos

>>215418807
>oh hey it's a Blockbuster
>and
>grunge...? frosted tips?

what were the 90s, bros? i was born 91 so i only really remember Mega Drive and Nintendo games.

>>215413964 (OP)
I think I'd be ok, my mom was nowhere near as attractive as peak Leah Thompson, even when she was at that age.
And I myself am also quite homely and ill favoured and I rely on my cultivated off beat charm and a facade of complete confidence to make friends and have sex with women.

>>215414731
>lead
>the 1965 immigration act
>the internet

>>215417649
It caused 9/11

>>215413992
You dont have to say anything, just listen like no one else did

Lick her ass

>>215418735
>he hasn't seen the uncut version

>>215413964 (OP)
What kind of bra would Lorraine have been wearing in the 50s.
Picrel is a young woman wearing a bra in the 80s.

>>215413964 (OP)
There is absolutely no evidence that Marty fucking Lorraine would have any effect on his birth. All he needed to do was to make sure than Lorraine ends up with George after that.

>30 y/o
>finally get first gf
>she's a 4/10 and kind of fat but very sweet and wants kids and everything
>awesome, life can finally start, we talk about getting married almost every day

>other women somehow sense that I'm no longer a pathetic single weirdo
>two female coworkers keep asking about if I'm going to get drinks after work, etc
>the only other girl I've ever had sex with starts texting me again after three years asking when I'll be back in town

I will never ever cheat on my girlfriend because I love her and she is the best thing that ever happened to me, but were these women two years ago?

>>215420131
>Anon never heard about the wedding ring trick.

>>215420131
For the co-workers it might be that they dont expect you to try and fuck them now since you're dating someone

>>215418604
In this case you risk getting her hooked on anal orgasms. She could opt to have anal the night you're meant to be conceived

This only works if you know your mother was an anal slut before you were conceived.

>>215413964 (OP)
Any good Back to the Future porn?

>>215420131
You're now pre-approved.

>>215420131
Since you have a girlfriend you're a "known good"
You have the explicit approval of a woman who is not obligated to love you. Other women internalize that.

If you were to become single again these girls would probably want nothing to do with you, just like before.

>>215420131
Femoids operate on consensus.

>>215420256
>>215420238
How do I make myself repulsive again? I need them to stop.

>>215413964 (OP)
So cute.

>>215420393
Become available

>>215420125
Not sure about the panties but I love a vintage bra

>>215420943
so is the idea he sees this, commits it to visual memory, then goes home and wanks later? or did people just jerk off WHILE spying on people?

>>215413964 (OP)
Give her the almanach, explain everything and tell her to get rich

>>215413964 (OP)
I would stay in the timeline and try to link up with the Kennedys. You have knowledge and about 5 years. I'd even consider linking up with Nixon. Anything to cuck the 63 murder plot and LBJ.

>>215421047
Ask an Egyptian or Indian. This shit is still normal there.

>>215413964 (OP)
>What would you do?

Did people in the 50s even know about blowjobs back then?

>>215413964 (OP)
just jerk off on her I guess, same thing I do with my wife

>>215413964 (OP)
this scene is only hot because you're seeing her as a milf and not your mom

>>215423224
sick of Indianposting (shit gimmick/meme, usually off-topic) BUT there was ONE Reddit post someone screencapped here, where the Indian guy was paranoid about casual sex in hotels because of all the spycams? how much of a genuine problem is that one in India?

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now?

>you come back into the room and shes taking out her anal plug
You would literally have to at that point.

>>215423828
report myself to social services since i cannot look after a child. it'd be heartbreaking, but the kid's welfare is the most important thing here.

>>215413964 (OP)
live a comfy life and don't bother returning to my time

>>215413964 (OP)
Is it possible to be your own father?
>knock up mom in the past
>be born in the future

A girl will never make this face for you


feelsbad man

>>215413964 (OP)
Of course I would, is my mother, we are compatible as fuck.

Well?

>>215424110
Red Dwarf does this. bit of a retcon, but one of the better post-hiatus episodes.

>>215423828
Would you steal bread to feed your family? And what if your family don't like bread? What if they like fucking dudes?

>>215424213
She can be my drunken wine-auntie anyday.

>>215413964 (OP)
My mom od'd in 2018 but she was hot as fuck right up until the end. I bet I could have gotten away with it when things were falling apart.

>>215417158
lol

>>215413964 (OP)
Not my mom. What's this move called again?

>>215419890
For me, it was enjoying the last dying gasp of arcades, riding my bike at sunset, and no fucking faggot smartphones everywhere. I didn't know what an indian was. It was pretty comfy.

>>215424400
Bound? maybe Carol (the hotel room scene).

>>215424448
lol no, the move not movie. Where you grab her tummy and indiscriminately rim both her pussy and ass at the same time. Her blood rushes to her head so she cums faster. Must have showered within the last 20 minutes though.

What's she doing

>>215424443
sounds good. American-style arcades were never really a thing here in Britain (i fucking wish they were). they're around now as a trendy throwback thing, but the best we ACTUALLY had was a few machines in a seaside amusement hall. maybe in the corner of a bowling alley or service station.

as a kid in the 2000s tech was exciting. pretty obvious the web was becoming more of a thing, what's next, full-colour PDAs with wireless internet access?

i feel like i've gotten everything i wanted and it all sucks ;_; but i'm glad i saw the twilight of it all.

>>215424528
>tech was exciting
I've always been a luddite. I was talking about the Butlerian Jihad in middle school. I didn't get a smartphone until like 2010, and only then because it was required by my employer at the time.
I want to go back.

>>215424213
Still would.

>>215413964 (OP)
I would wonder if I was in a time paradox and assume it was meant to happen. Probably caused his Parkinsons though.

>>215424507
She's thinking about men's underwear.

>>215413964 (OP)
>What would you do?
id stand up and pull my cock out, then id start stroking it.

>ooh marty

>>215413964 (OP)
>based great-grandfather is still alive
get my mother to introduce me to him because I miss him like you wouldn't believe

>>215424592
yeah it's a weird contradiction but i was geeky in the sense of computers, programming, Linux etc. gadgets? fine.
but i absolutely fell out of games consoles after the PS2, and when smartphones become the norm i avoided them for as long as i could.
even today i just have minimal apps, don't have a Google Account or anything. but i'll browse the web on my phone, i no longer withdraw cash, i even do banking online or in an app. me-of-10-years-ago would hate me now.

>>215420224
No good pornos - but plenty of rule34.xxx.
Also Lea Thompson showed her tits in All the Right Moves.

>>215413964 (OP)
I'd cum in her mouth and ass so hard. I'd at least eat her pussy and finger fuck her so hard that her eyes roll back in her hard. I'd also suck and bruise those tits so bad she wouldn't be able to touch them for months. I'd also fuck her mouth hard against a wall every day I was in 1955. I don't care if it gave her brain damage

>>215420116
their all jewish their all cut
ill see myself out

Why did she fall in love with him? Was Marty that attractive?

>>215420131
>I will never ever cheat on my girlfriend because I love her and she is the best thing that ever happened to me, but were these women two years ago?
their like herd animals mate
its all a state of mind

>>215424732
She had a bad case of Florence Nightingale syndrome. The movie explains it.

>>215424732
unconscious teenage boy in her bedroom. she took his trousers off for some reason. i'm sure she sneaked a quick peek under his underwear.
where else is a 1950s teenage girl going to see a cock that isn't her dad's/brother's? imagine if you only saw one pair of tits in your life.

>>215424443
You can ride a bike now and no one is telling you to take a smart phone. You're talking about nostalgia but you could make new memories today you whiny fuck

>>215413964 (OP)
i would stir last night's haggis

>>215420943
>Fridge body
Why did boomers find her hot?

>>215427054
based french

>>215413964 (OP)
I'd feel like Marty.

>>215415842
very bad strategy
dangerously incautious

>>215415842
>>215418604
Just use pig intestines.

I'd rizz her up

>>215413964 (OP)
Test

>>215424494
legs don't bend that way

>>215413964 (OP)
They kiss later in the movie and Marty gets friendzoned by his own mom.

>>215413964 (OP)
Fullfil my duty and help her.

>>215413964 (OP)
Make oedipus proud.