Thread 215429874

Why did the extreme peace franchise fail?

>>215429874 (OP)
Cause it isn't funny

>>215429874 (OP)
wasnt really that funny

>>215429874 (OP)
1 or 2 funny sketches can't even remember

They needed to be tardwrangled. They needed someone above them to give honest opinions about their writing. This used to be Adult Swim.

When Sam persecuted dear sweet indigo child Don Jolly in favor of /r9k/ tripfag, egirl wrangler and world corp faux CSAM imagery maker jet neptroon he lost the creative mandate of heaven

>>215429874 (OP)
>worships money and scams people
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

This past year Sam has been exposed as a complete fraud. The Harland podcast too, or Sam picking at the Kirk thing like a vulture, saying "it could have been him", pretending to act shocked on his podcast, and crying about it even though he always pokes the bear when violent political stuff happens. He even let slip that he doesn't own or like guns when he acted like he needs to get one for self defense (funny considering all those photo shoots he did of him handling guns, totally not lying to his fans all this time).

In the same podcast Sam as pic showed how completely retarded he is when his beliefs are confronted:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VgOukbC6lqM
Like, the dude was an MMA troglodyte Sam should have been able to put him in a verbal headlock
>inb4 his cockriders try to explain how "smart and right" Sam is saying a bunch of shit that Sam should have said to that MMA guy thus proving my point lol.

Not enough twigs

Sam Hyde crying about Charlie kirk was fucking based I don't care what you woke libtard trannies say

>>215430117
>crying is now based

>>215430126
We are going to put you into a crystal

they got too far up their own asses and forgot how to just be funny

And he pays men to fuck him! Fucking nerd!!

>>215430117
Charlie kirk deserved to die tho

>>215430117
>crying about Charlie kirk
aaahh
AAAAHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
JJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAJJAJAHAHH

>>215430192
Don't forget his secret diaper/dildo room(leaked in 2019) and all the big guys he pays to "daddy" him in there. Yuck!

>>215430210
Chat is this real

I don't care what you guys say he's the ghost of Kyiv and he's freaking based. He's going to kill Hasan Piker! In real life! The candyman!

>>215430242
He tries to scrub it from the internet as much as he can but it's still out there, yeah.

>>215430242
Sam himself alluded to the diaper stuff himself lol, he said his gf at the time was into it and tried to peg it all on her.

Would you suck a dildo for money?

He couldn't build the nest

>>215430271
>The most iconic thing to come out of WP2 is that gay shit

>>215430403
Kek

>>215430268
First rule of liking diapers
You don't talk about liking diapers
And you hope to god your ex gf doesn't hate you for it

What the fucks happened to this place? He's /ourguy/, the SHS is redpill kino

>>215430658
>ourguy

>>215430686
Fuentes is based what's the problem?

>>215430117
He's bitch made

Christmas example

>>215430010
>You're religious
>Oh yeah

Meanwhile...
>>215430403

>>215430658
>ourguy
Lmfao no way brownoid he's /YOURguy/

>>215430811
Diwali example

>>215430706
Fuentes is a fed.

>>215429874 (OP)
>"Hey dudes, aren't the shit that millenials do so fucking dumb? Like dinner dates with friends? What losers! Look, they are doing the same shit our parents did at their age! Pfft faggots! Talking about their work and families and raising kids? Cringe."
>"Anyways in my next video I will be talking about how our country is really going to shit and we need young people to work hard, get married and start families in order to beat the Jews and Indians. I am being serious in this too until it gets me in trouble. Then I am just a comedian."

>>215430706
There's nothing based about being a gay beaner

Fleshsimulator and MDE linked up, need it or keep it? Histories liars part 2???

>>215430649
What's the second rule about liking diapers?

>>215430924
Kill yourself brown shill

>>215430924
keep it cudi, sounds like some gilligan ass shit nawmean?

>>215430117
Ironic funny post, but it's hilarious he was crying because he simply feared for his own life.

>>215430977
So based and redpilled it gave me chills. The white race is back baby!

>>215430924
>Sam wants to turn MDE.tv into Peter Thiel's VICE
lol, I hope the sellout shekels are worth it

>>215431001
Sam's one of the toughest most accomplished boxers and strong men of all time, pretty sure he's never felt fear for a second in his life

>>215431005
>t.

>>215431011
It's schizo kino, it's based and yep... Im thinking it's redpilled.

>>215430117
Why didn't he cry when he first heard about it during his livestream?

>>215431021
Except for that one time a couple zoomers made him piss his pants.

>>215430924
Who?

>>215430922
Jared Taylor approves of Fuentes

When is Fishtank Season 03 Episode 01 coming out?

>>215431021
Crying thinking someone was going to kill him like Charlie's kirk

>>215431050
Your mom approves of my penis

>>215430943
You never stop liking diapers

>>215431045
Chud adjacent leftoid conspiracy YouTube essay guy

>>215431073
She's dead

Why doesn’t Jet Neptune get the donjolly treatment?
He’s fucked things up a hundred times worse and has made a small but vocal part of Sams old school fans completely hate all things nuMDE.

>>215431089
he can add sellout now to his description

>>215431050
Based

>>215431063
Impossible, MDE never dies

>>215431094
Oh thank God, she doesn't have to know how much of a turbofaggot her son turned out to be

>>215431101
Jet has compromising material on Sam. Don was too angelic and beautiful a soul to work like that. He was too much of an artist.

>>215431050
Okay?
Doesn't change the fact he's a nonwhite cockhound (cringe)

>>215431144
She doesn't care about politics, and I'm married so life is pretty good rn

>>215431134
Why would you work with people like this unless you’re an actual grifter and a libtard yourself?

>>215430924
>>215431005
>>215431035
>>215431134
How much are you getting paid?

>>215430117
>the next two weeks will determine the future of America

I guess he wasn't wrong. It's just not the outcome he wanted.

>>215431195
Another based and redpilled MDE wifeguy. So much win...

>>215431246
Thanks, but I'm married to a man

>>215431218
Sorry you don't get based redpilled schizo kino...

>>215431246
I don't watch MDE

This thread is another one of those threads where some troon who's mad at Sam for being rightwing pretends to be an old MDE mad at Sam for not being funny.

>>215431309
nice try Luna

Scam Hyde hasnt been funny in 10+ years

>>215431309
Troons love Sam though

>>215431309
sammy loves tranny cock

>>215429874 (OP)
It's painfully unfunny

>>215431271
don't worry you're still a based and redpilled MDE fan

How did we go from Dr manslave to fishtank?

>>215430117
Smash cut to Sam calling kirk a small faced freak

I don't know who you are Don Jolly poster but I want you know that I appreciate ya, even if nobody else does.

>>215430010
Unfortunately, I have to agree with you.

>>215431677
Us indigo children and starseeds have to stick together, it's a cold world out there in the latter age of the dharma.

>>215431386
jej

>>215429874 (OP)
it was actually terrible

too much bullying random actors
not enough kino like the bald charls skit from WP1

>>215429874 (OP)
Sam kept mugging the camera like Jim from the office. Embarrassing.

>>215430924
>Fleshsimulator
this guy is a HUUUUUUUUUUDE MIDWIT

>>215431045
>>215431134
>>215430924
>Fleshsimulator
this guy is a HUUUUUUUUUUGE MIDWIT FAGGOT

>>215431891
>>215431900
I'm pretty sure he's actually one of the few leftwing based /ourguys/

>>215431968
There's literally a post in this thread where he cries about muh racism.

>>215430208
>nihilist takes joy in sharing his misery
what's next, wet water?

>>215432057
Too right he should become Christian like Sam Hyde.

>>215430403
>Someone's gonna end up sucking dick tonight

Is there a single moment from this aside from the BJ scene that's memorable?

>>215432579
I enjoyed the Fix it sketch. Even if it was very derivative.

CareLess Coffee is legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znSa3qrsAOQ

>>215433039
Sam couldn't even be bothered to take the fucking cigar out of his fat gob to film this, have some standards please.

>>215433057
It works for this sketch though. This is the closest they got to old school MDE energy.

>>215431101
I haven't seen jet around in months. Is he okay?

>>215433075
I think he was barely trying and it's an insult when compared against prodigal stunna, murder charls, ideas man, dr.manslave, gin n piss and all the other golden age greats

They shrunk charls

>>215433268
Another humiliation ritual for chuck

>>215431157
What could he possibly have on him? You'd figure Sam wisened up to this sort of nonsense by now, considering how many people he's burned prior to meeting Jet.

>>215433210
No, but Sam will try to sweep it under the rug as usual, on all the Fishtank youtube shorts videos the number one comment is someone pointing out what a creep he is.

>>215433348
Edierocking around the clock

>>215432579
Charls saying si when he's talking to his Indian wife

>>215433268
I can hear charls rambling right now

>>215433348
All I'll say is that jet was in contact with a lot of /r9k/ egirls back when him and his crack head father were competing to see how much they could shit up the board, and you can figure out the rest

>>215433542
Yeah, and its not some big secret Jet uses fishtank to get laid. Stop acting like you have unknown insider info.

>>215429874 (OP)
they were just appeasing that big donator hispanic truck driver guy, so their heart wasn't in it.

because only a small but vocal group of rddit refugees gives a shit about it

>>215433565
I have unknown insider info. I bet you haven't even seen the unit pics

>>215429874 (OP)
You have to be funny to succeed as a comedy show and a comedian. Luckily Sam has the culture war and paypiggies to fall back on.

Why do you guys hate Sam now? You were all shilling for him like 3 years ago

>>215433630
No you dont

>>215433651
Yes I do. I've got unknown insider information and knowledge of wang pics you wouldn't even believe

>>215433647
Embarrassing himself on Harland, he couldn't riff or joke and only talk about the usual bullshit. Exposed as a comedian that knows nothing about comedy, makes sense when most of his best stuff wasn't wrote by him.

>>215433675
>Embarrassing himself on Harland,
What happen?

>>215433647
When he sold out Don Jolly it roused the empaths. Big mistake.

>>215433695
Dom Jolly from trigger-happy?

>>215433400
How miserable is it to be Sam. I can get liking trannies or even being straight up flamboyantly gay, but having to hide it for so long and to deal with blackmailing and hushing people is just ridiculous. What drives a man like Sam to keep going?

>>215432189
Here's that trad mature Christian right winger I was telling you about, destroying property on his show where he pays people to puke on each other all to make stupid racist Chuds donate him money so he can afford to keep buying gaudy shit because he's literally niggerbrained and needs to wear $1000 dollar jackets and shoes and drive jacked up boomer trucks.

That's who I want speaking for me politically!

>>215430268
>he said his gf at the time was into it and tried to peg it all on her

>>215433725
You have people paying $25 a pop to call someone a niggerfaggot on a shitty big brother ripoff.

>>215433695
Where does this empath/indigo child stuff about don jolly originate from? I like Don jolly. Theater of the aire was funny.

>>215433723
Don Jolly from dagger mag and the pivotal Penthouse articles about MDE. Take this chance to educate yourself.

>>215433734
Fishtank could have been so much better. But they shot themselves in the foot and removed a lot of the stuff that made it different and worth watching. I was surprised Jet didn't come out at anytime in season 4 and tell them to stop cussing. They think this shits going to end up on a network, its not.

>>215433647
No, Sam was literally shilling for himself by making his employees spam the board and pay jannies to advertise, and a few stupid faganons joined in. Most anons don't like Hyde and don't give a shit about his flailing media empire and just don't want to have obvious shill shit spammed in their face the way Sam "PALANTIR PLEASE ENACT A POLICE STATE I'M CRYING OUT OF FEAR OF MY OWN LIFE" Hyde does to this site.

>>215433751
From my mind, body and soul. But ultimately it's a higher vibration, anyone attuned correctly can feel and intuit it

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>215433780
He literally thought someone was going to kill him like Charlie Kirk. It was funny seeing him like that, he has no influence and fucking wishes he had the following and political pull that Charlie had. He's not on anyone's radar enough to kill, and if he is, who fucking cares? Its Sam Hyde.

>>215433780
What's a palantir??

>>215433762
I can't read the words on my phone screen it's 2 sm0ll

>>215430706
>gay wetback glow joggers
>Based

Pick one

And ben, the funniest of the fishtank crew gets his role cut down because it hurts Jets feelings. Had to write it on his "what im crying about today" list

>>215429874 (OP)
the second season of world peace made me realise the trump shit affects the right as much as it affects the left.
everyone is so fuckin annoying now and constant victims

>>215433848
Always, they get pissed over dolls dude.

>>215433814
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bombstrap/comments/1d0ow2h/penthouse_june_2015/

Might be slightly higher quality

>>215433848
Dude. We're under attack by litterol communists and you're complaint is that we're complaining?

>>215433872
I wonder why

>>215433867
The library's wifi has r*ddit blocked so link no worky 4 me

>>215433872
Good point I'd better buy a second subscription to mde.tv to be safe

>>215433878
Because these commies are goddam sickos that want to destroy normal society

>let's get dwunk and rwasis
Hardest ive laughed at fishtank, thay random comment during an argument sent my sides into orbit.

>>215433896
Dude they killed Charlie Krik. They'll go after me all the same, they've abandoned morality.

>>215433911
No they wont

>>215433922
Why wouldn't they?

>>215433929
Youre such a victim

>>215433940
You can't even explain how. This is just childish name-calling.

>>215433978
>>215433940

>>215433985
Antifa are going to literally kill me and your laughing.

>>215434007
They arent

Anything that makes trannies uncontrollably seethe must be doing something right.

>>215434012
They're literally outside the door and you're still trying to gaslight me.

>>215433911
charlie kirk was a grifter that debated retarded college kids and I dont understand why people care so much about him
inversely he was just a ragebaiter so i dont really know why you would want to kill him.

>>215434025
The left are evil and worship death.

>>215433911
Charlie Kirk was most likely assassinated by high up political officials because he didn't do what he was told, and given the bizarre behavior his own wife exuded she was probably in on it. I doubt you're in any trouble.

>>215434037
>I doubt you're in any trouble
That's what they want me to think!

>>215432579
the first AI was my fav, only one I bothered showing to other people who hadn't seen it - though I don't like the "HD" version they uploaded on youtube

They came after MDE fans. MDE fans.

>>215433847
Who the fuck is Ben? What does that have to do with Dr Roger "Gorgeous George" Zunabius or Kraics?

>>215433800
A Peter Thiel (billionaire homosexual that got rich off helping found Paypal) AI surveillance company.

>>215433734
They need a better word for guys like Sam. He's not right or left wing. He's just an edgy immoralist that will oppose any calls for decency. If the right was culturally ascendant, he would be despised by actual Christians and conservatives.

>>215434210
>They need a better word for guys like Sam
It's "faggot" btw

>>215434210
Opportunist. Clout seeking missile.

>>215434187
And Sam's involved somehow?

>>215434608
Peter Thiel funds a variety alt right grifters, though nothing has been directly connecting him to Sam other than Sam saying he was talking to a "tech billionaire" asking for money and Thiel funding the "Dimes Square" New York art scene, which is coincidentally where Sam did a lot of his NFT mondo megashits promotion.
If Sam starts shilling UFO shit (something Peter is known to obsess about in addition to the Antichrist for some reason) on his show like that other Peter Thiel acolyte Jesse Michels, and throwing more positive light on Palantir, then that would pretty much confirm to me he's in Peter's pocket.

>>215434807
Ok but UFOs are real and I've seen them on several occasions.

>>215434826
I dont dispute that but pay attention to the kind of content Jesse Michels puts out, if Sam starts mirroring it that would confirm a lot.

>>215434037
He did a no no, he was talking out against Israel.

>>215434841
Why don't we just kill billionaires though?

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>215433647
There's a small group of schizos on here that were making spam hate threads about him for a while. It's died down recently. At least one of them is a retarded kiwifarms autist who's angry he couldn't fuck one of the fishtank girls. I mean that as in he stalked them and was turned down, then came here to start spamming. It's been a while, so I assume he was banned and was too autistic to figure out how to evade. Most of the regular e-celeb hate threads we get are fags spamming for political or perceived personal slights. Just check the archive and you'll see the same few posts daily, sometimes for years. I saw this posted in a previous one of these threads and checked these posts in the archive, similarly schizo posts trying to connect sam hyde to a satanist terrorist group.

>>215434034
I even saw leftists say that he didn't deserve to die. I dont think he did either. I just didn't say attention but knew who he was.
>>215434025
That's what he did, just surprised young college kids with an apparent debate and said he won when people just walked away from him. Always edited to make him look good.

>>215434956
Shut the fuck up

>>215434989
He probably is connected to 764 good point. That video he did asking teenagers to cut themselves was noctulian

>>215434989
The guy who always spammed the Marky thing no one cares about? Its like he was trying to bring Sam down and it wasn't happening.

>>215434025
>charlie kirk was a grifter that debated retarded college kids and I dont understand why people care so much about him
Because when people are seemingly assassinated for political reasons it causes waves. Just generally unsettles people and makes some people who share his views see their political enemies as unhinged and dangerous.
>inversely he was just a ragebaiter so i dont really know why you would want to kill him.
The guy who killed him was in a homo relationship with an insane tranny who would rant about Charlie Kirk all day. Seems like he thought the mental anguish of the tranny could be solved by killing him. All his discord chats got leaked and some personal friend of the two wrote up all the info he had. Sent it to a youtuber who published it on youtube.

>>215435075
>>215434989
You guys are pig ignorant I swear, that was a Mexican guy who was obsessed with marky teaming up with channing

>>215435104
I usually dont keep up on my sam hyde and shitposter lore

>>215435130
What do you want a medal?

>>215435130
There is no lore, Sam's shills like to make up shit to try to place all the blame on one person to make it seem like Sam hasn't fallen and is still worth liking (he isn't). One day it's some mexican, another day, channing. It's all so tiresome, and Sam wouldn't get so many ex-Fans hating on him if he didnt expose himself as a faggot fraud.

>>215434989
>small group of schizos
but you said it was Channing for years. Who could believe you?

It did, didn't it? You know something's unpopular when no one puts it on Pirate Bay. It's still not there so I guess it just didn't get seen much. Not surprised. Paywall, bad word of mouth. I've heard nothing positive about it.

>>215435104
You have evidence, presumably?

>>215435168
I dont care

>>215435076
>The guy who killed him was in a homo relationship with an insane tranny who would rant about Charlie Kirk all day. Seems like he thought the mental anguish of the tranny could be solved by killing him. All his discord chats got leaked and some personal friend of the two wrote up all the info he had. Sent it to a youtuber who published it on youtube.
Thank god Sam never killed anyone for Edie

>>215435168
>There is no lore, Sam's shills like to make up shit to try to place all the blame on one person
bro...

>>215430869
Who's this Bob Barker lookin' motherfucker?

>>215435201
Based, Sam should have never shit /tv/ with unfunny faggot shit

>>215435184
It's fairly common knowledge, not ever worth going over really. Check the /r9k/ archives

>>215435201
The man's passionate. So what? If Sam had shown even an ounce of that passion maybe EP would have been watchable.

>>215435201
>People post the same thing dozens of times.
Did you wander in here from Reddit?
If you want to see insanity search /tv/ for "watermellie"

>>215434025
Kirk wanted the death penalty for Biden and wanted Paul Pelosi's attacker bailed out of jail.

He was fine with radical politics and violent rhetoric up until it turned against him.

Season 2 was so bad I don't understand how it didn't drive Sam Hyde to suicide. There is no way you call yourself a comedian and you put this shit out after hyping it up for 10 years and feel good about yourself.
It's all so insanely unfunny and lacking any kind of talent or charm. The skits are so insanely bad that most of them are just them giving up on the skit and breaking the fourth wall and looking confused about what they are filming. It's like those shitty skits where they prank some poor actor, except they themselves are the actors and the writers and directors.

They film a terrible skit where a guy falls down and starts pee pee poopooing all over himself and the skit stops so they can break character and show the tube that shoots peepeepoopoo. It's just insane.
That fucking dildo sketch. Insanely unfunny. Half the sketch is Charls talking completely random nonsense, total schizobabble and then he sucks a dildo and pukes on himself for 10 minutes. And Sam Hyde for some reason makes out with some 60 year old dyke. It's insane and not in any way a good kind of insane.

>>215435315
Because Sam didn't fund it, he scammed a million out of one his own (brown) fans who got it from some legal settlement. And WP2 afaik barely made it into the green and only because of goodwill from Sam's fans who will lick up anything he shits out, even literal shit.
Dunno if Sam could be that fortunate for a season 3.

>>215431044
This is his buddy

>>215435398
Clearly being in proximity to Sam Hyde has addled this young man's brain

>>215430117
cringe and embarrassing. same guy laughs at wanton death all over the place but when its le religious man suddenly he has tears for people

>>215435398
>>215431044
>look at accounts
>daily posts
>everything is interracial sex, posts about the righteousness of Israel, or how he hates Sam Hyde
>sprinkled with le epic 4chan memes, including calling someone on twitter a newfag
Fucking nuts. I wonder how many threads he makes a day.

>>215431021
he's a faggy art school kid at heart who would never fight someone who could actually fight near his size

>>215435646
>look at another follower who has lots of interactions with them
>every post is about white women with indians
Fucking hell. These guys seem to coincidentally be obsessed with things that are spammed in daily repeat threads.

>>215430117
>crying is based
Isn’t that what women and therapists try to tell you?

>>215430117
>loser trust fund baby sees another trust fund baby get shot
>it reminds him that a younger man was much more accomplished than him
>realizes he wasted his life so he tries to stoak the flames of a civil war
>instead nothing happened and he and his groomer crew are still facing criminal charges for their unlicensed tv shows.

The walls are closing in for sam, maybe he can get roger stone to talk daddy trump into a pardon

>>215435779
I was able to find that this one also does post on 4chan. He reposted one of his jeet racebait pics on /pol/. It was under a Canadian flag lel. This will be the last of my reposting their wall today but I thank you all for showing me this. I think we've found at least a couple of the incessant spammers that plague this board.

>>215430117
I was told it was the biggest assassination since MLK
Yet a month has passed and the only thing that changed was maybe a few people getting fired from their jobs

>>215435315
Sam didn't even want to do it. He said dozens of times he'd only do it if someone bankrolled it, which that one weirdo Mexican guy did. What's funny is that Sam ripped that guy off. The fact they he stretched one whole sketch throughout the entirety of the season is proof of that. If I were that Mexican guy, I'd be mad. He also fucked over charls too by making him do that dildo sucking scene. He must have tied him up legally to do that scene or else he'd fuck him over hard. Sam's a real true blue cunt.

Cause they converted to Christianity.

>>215430706
Imagine being a groyper at fucking 40

Who ended up more ruined by the Hyde vs. Idubbz kerfuffle? I can't really decide. They've both become lolcows.

>>215436516
Sam makes over 100k/month from his website while idubbbz can barely break 100 viewers on his streams.
Sure they're both lolcows but it's not even close who's the winner.

>>215436516
Idubbz ruined himself by marrying a woman who actively cucks him for a living. There was no competition.

>>215436516
Sam because he actually had talent and artistic vision and lost it.

>>215436596
He's not even funny. Never was.

>>215436453
As opposed to being a retard at 40? Nick has been right the whole time fuckwit.

Imagine actively supporting either side of the divisive by design blue and red pony show.

lmao.

>>215436596
The adult swim thing is when he lost it if anything the idubbz was one of the better things he did after.

>>215435369
There will be no S3.

>>215436658
There is no world in which he should have lowered himself to producing YouTube content slop like that. It was a complete capitulation and selling out of the MDE outlined on twat and the long call to ad guys and creatives.

>>215436608
Watch tissue box, watch the power of yellow. If listening to the danny l harle soundtrack of TB (the significance of this needs no discussion) doesn't move you I have nothing further to say to you

Just scream nigger over and over again and pretend you're constantly violent it's soooooo fuckin funny dude like bro what if you implied you were REALLY RACIST and beat up a prop dude that would me laugh SO HARD

>>215436688
Great

>>215436701
No. I will not do any of those things. :^)

>>215436516
The more I watch the idubbz doc the more I realize that it is very creepy and weird that Sam has a team of young people that live together and work for him. It's not a joke. He has an inner circle of troubled young men that dedicate their entire lives to him like a god. That's weird dude. Even when they were epically trolling idubbz it was disturbing how he has all these young men to use as props to troll someone he doesn't like at the drop of that. When they are relaxed and put down the front at the end of the doc it was a very weird vibe. Just Sam and all of his adopted wiggers not going home just wandering around a dirty cheap new England backyard like dogs.

>>215436516
Samuel Hyde was a literal backwater nobody prior to that "fued" Sam won.

>>215436730
Hey it's your endless wheel of Samsara, I can't force you to attain MDE stream entry.

>>215434807
Thiel brings up the antichrist constantly because he was being called the antichrist, he wants to adopt the bit as if it were some organic material of his own.

>>215436612
He's a 2000s born Mexican that lives with his parents and told people not to vote for trump

>>215430117
>Sam Hyde crying about Charlie kirk was fucking based

kek what a crying bitch

>Sam Hyde cried about Charles Kirk
No he didn't. I don't believe you.

>>215436746
It literally started to make me shake.

It was so creepy I couldn't contain myself

>>215436769
He's like 80% genetically European. He told people not to vote Trump because he thought Trump was a cuck

>>215436516
Sam has more money and still has his fans despite all the extra baggage

>>215429874 (OP)
Dunno what that is
Looks gay
Probably why it didn't work

Does Sam even have any offspring? I bet he doesn't.

>>215436842
I'm sorry to break it to you. The man wept.

>>215436516
>Who ended up more ruined by the Hyde vs. Idubbz kerfuffle?
Idubbz lives in his wife's mother's basement. Everything he built has crumbled or been giving to others. He doesn't even have his own name anymore.

>>215436943
Show me footage NOW!

>>215429889
>>215429895
>>215429905
this, unfortunately

>Road Rules if /pol/
Fuck off.

>>215436516
Most of the Sam Hyde shit is sequestered away in kiwi threads, a few 4chan threads, and presumably more explicitly charged communities. Idubbz was absolutely massive in a way Hyde never was and his downfall has been covered on by massive youtubers. If you search "Sam Hyde" on youtube you get a page of his own shit. If you search "Idubbz" you get videos calling him a lolcow and him being trolled.

>>215436940
Of course he doesn't

WP2 has obvious lows, with Charls being the obvious bad outcome, but more people need to be talking about Erick Hayden trying to win an Oscar like a fag. Distractingly try-hard. Alex Schultz is also a completely talentless retard. The other fatal issue is the aging nostalgia bullshit, with that weird chandelier footage and especially that shitty band in the last sketch with the audience shot ending up being worse than Charls sucking cock - it's just painful to look at. Or even extending that retarded unfunny daddy dom sketch over several episodes. More than one person thought that was a good idea. They should have looked at this shit and made the obvious decision to write it off. It's over now.

>>215433039
It might have been funny 10 years ago but this is just the same shit they've been doing skits about for a decade at this point

>>215433039
where's the joke??

>>215433039
Way worse than I remembered

>>215433039
i mean that was a little funny but once again, much like the doctor sketch, the message is completely retarded (in the doctor sketch, the patients were quite literally suffering from schizophrenic delusions, which prescription medications are actually necessary for). In terms of the stupidity here, almost all coffee brands use the same retarded latin americans, so the message falls flat.

>>215436940
secret hapa daughter with shinobazooka

>>215437203
sam should never be able to live down daddy dom. hyping that shit up for like 2 years then you finally see it and its 10 minutes of corpsing to the camera and ugly fishtank retards saying "hehe how would you eat a pussy" and then some retard does something embarrassing. Worth the wait, Sam!

>>215436940
half jap son named ryu or something not kidding lmao

>>215436940
His offspring died in a trannies anal cavity.

>>215430403
It was about not taking yourself too seriously.
>>215431044
Video?

>>215429874 (OP)
I liked Sam Hyde for a minute. His old skits, Kickstarter TV, World Peace season 1 made me laugh. The more I've learned about him the less I like him. He just acts like a smug asshole, which can be funny but it's also just his real personality.

2015 humor in 2025 just doesnt work. its not timeless humor.

>>215437487
Rin! its a girl

>>215437552
2011-2015 sam is an incredibly powerful entity. Before that he's too much of a faggy art school guy, and after that he got mindmelted by politics and had some strange body image/confidence stuff happen in his head that effected his ability to let loose and now he just needs to constantly redpill people and be the biggest guy in the room, which is of course, as equally gay as being a faggy risd kid.

>>215429874 (OP)
They stopped being funny
>>215430117
Yes, Hyde's performative fake crying was hilarious, especially given his decade of edgelording making it even more unbelievable and ridiculous

>>215437552
he stopped doing hydewars/ happy world daddy that was the end on sam hyde being worth watching, he wasted way to much time on that fishtank bullshit

>>215437512
>Video?
Doesn't seem to exist. Last post on that account was over a year ago. I looked at some of the accounts that interacted with him a lot and seemed in the know but they're mostly focused on weird race shit, like Indian men and White women or Korean men and White women.

YouTube started giving me Sam Hyde content after I got into OneyPlays. And for whatever reason, I like hearing him talk. I think he's saying stuff he learned and he has no discernible taste (having called Korn his favorite rock band and generally never having seen or heard of the cool shit Charls brings up,) but that doesn't diminish the enjoyment I get from his content. I can't bring myself to buy a shirt and wear it in public because people who know about him will then realize things about me and $75 is a lot of bread to drop on a shirt you can't wear out to anything but an MDE-adjacent show.

Part of what is endearing to me about him is how hard he wants to sell out. He practically begs for a crypto fascist right wing billionaire to buy his soul but it doesn't seem like anyone is offering. He clearly wants sponsors but only the most fringe companies will associate with him. Now his latest grift is a Let's Play channel with Chris Lynch with snack in the title to attract food sponsors. It reminds me of Gen X media like Milk & Cheese and Calvin & Hobbes where characters feel entitled to fame.

But the undeniable to me is that he's funny. Not stand up or sketch or writing funny but he's conversationally funny. When he's shooting the shit with Nick or chopping it up with Chris, he says shit that makes me laugh. And that's ultimately why I watch his shit.

>>215437733
you are pathetic and need a real dad/friends to talk to

>>215437733
conversationally he seems checked out 80% of the time so i dont really know what you mean

>>215437775
Yeah it would be much more impressive if he obsessively watched Sam Hyde to clip him for seething /tv/ threads.

>>215430117
The only reason he was crying is because he’s afraid it can happen to him.
It’s the only reason any of them care.

T. Worked with MDE,
No I’m not the troon. They’re all idiots and larpers except for Chuck, Erick and Jess.

>>215437512
Probably was never real

>>215437813
Whatever you do if you meet Sam DO NOT reach into your waist band very quickly! That is not funny!

>>215437725
I really don't buy that. So they set up this whole situation, and have a guy there with a phone, and he decides to just spam pictures? I saw some stuff from another guy who was there say that Sam wasn't nearly as upset as the poster claims, and asked to talk to the kids, but they quickly ran away. That makes loads more sense.

>>215437964
He hates me to begin with and I left creative pursuits, I made my point with what I did and then dropped off the platform. I wanted to prove that I -could-, now I’m just living day-to-day dealing with the tumors.

Should give enough info to the schizos to remember that I’m legit.

I don't really blame him, we all had a bit of chud phase 2014-2020, but in 2025 that's marginal. Just very embarrassing behaviour for a fully grown man.

>>215438024
Comments on the twitter post include some people who were there that said they ran away after a few seconds and nothing really happened. They were also apparently talking themselves up in line and how it was going to be epic. He didn't threaten them or anything. I don't really know the background of this other than it gets spammed a lot. I only decided to look into the account today. They said they had HD video of it too, but I wasn't able to find that either.

>>215429874 (OP)
these guys peaked with tissue box and MDE whipz
that was like 12-13 fucking years ago
this shit is just garbage now and sam is cringe

>>215437580
Rin Hagakure Hyde-Shinozuka tyvm

>>215437733
All he does anymore is bitch and say nigger on Twitter. I see better takes on this shithole on the daily and funnier anonymous comments from literal who's.
All these guys just try to capture the experience of shitposting here, but they want to be taken seriously and make money from it. To me it always rings hollow. They all quite obviously take notes from hot topics here and peruse boards and they all definitely copy sentiments expressed here by random strangers, just with the wording changed up a bit. He is reasonably entertaining to listen to in short spats but absolutely nothing he says ever feels genuine.

>>215429874 (OP)
>Kajun-jeus

Your funniest moment shouldn't be a "KILL WYTE PIPO" 4th wall break, and 'debt-maxxed' crypto gorillionaires ought to be able to afford audio-visual TALENT instead of wigger burnout cultists.

Because sams an unfunny jew pedophile that pays botfarms to shill him like his e-friends who are all brown or jewish.

>>215433647
Your first tranny discord raid?

>>215438424
I don't use actual social media. I just watch YouTube shit.

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>215436895
You don't get an award for being 80% white kek. And it's very rich to hear Fuentes or anyone else call Trump a cuck when he's the only American politician that's accomplished anything remotely positive since the second World War
>uhhhh Trump is pro-israel so we should turn the country over to vengeful dyke mulattoes who also support israel

>>215439683
It's so obvious that Fuentes is a controlled op and his followers are morons. I like Hyde but he's old as shit and probably knows nothing about Fuentes beyond "he's a le based zoomer o algo."

>>215439683
>look this up because I didn't remember everything
>newsweek article title calls him a "conservative influencer"
>look up his name in their archives
>their other articles all call him a fascist or white supremacist

>>215429874 (OP)
Because Sam isn't funny anymore

>>215439858
He's indirectly promoted by the SPLC and ADL and lib media. They always point at him as the leader of the "alt-right." Just consider if all leftists and Israel supporters don't prefer a Mexican "Catholic Monarchist" that supported Kanye West for President as a foil over someone actually intelligent.

>>215429874 (OP)
>Too much time and effort spent on graphics that don’t add to the humor
>unfunny sketch premises
>Winging the sketches with unfunny improvisation
>reusing unfunny sketch ideas to fill in the show
Sam is funny so it’s disappointing this wasn’t any good. Maybe they’re rusty. I don’t like manic feel and the visuals distract from the humor. Also, sexual humor has gotten lame over the years because of comedians over reliance on them. Nick rambling and spouting stupid unfunny stuff also lame.

>>215429874 (OP)
it seemed to get significantly better as it went on idk why they lead with their worst shit

>>215430924
Fleshsimulator is a Jewish guy who denounced the yt channel the backlash for antisemitism after he was on their show so it’s odd he’s being platformed by Sam.

>>215431243
What changed during that time?

>>215438155
MDE whipz is underrated as hell, they should do more interview shit like the Williamsburg stuff, though I feel thanks to that TRT shit he'd just instantly repulse any normie retard he tries it with

What's the point of being jacked as fuck when you're already buttfuck hideous to begin with?

Seems like a cope to me.

>>215440994
Absolutely nothing, which I assume was that anon's point.

>>215438692
>tranny discord raid
Newfag cope when they start to venture out of /pol/ into other boards

>>215441356
Can you imagine Sam now making fun of a guy with big biceps? He'd probably try to suck his dick

>>215441356
>underrated
it's regarded as one of their best videos by most people.

>>215430910
This is rather out of touch of you. Perhaps you have a mirror near by? Seems rather projection-e

>>215442246
Nta but that's exactly what Sam sounds like

>>215441356
>they should do more like williamsburg
that mde and sam are looooooong gone my friend. Sam does not have the same energy, whimsy, or even confidence he once had

Sam is a lot like peter pan, both constantly surround themselves with young and troubled boys whose labor they can exploit

Let me tell you something about talent and timing. Sometimes a man's got both, and sometimes... well, sometimes he's got one but not the other. Sam Hyde, that boy had talent. Raw, unfiltered, the kind that makes you uncomfortable because it's too close to the bone. Million Dollar Extreme - they called themselves. Big dreams in that name alone.

But here's the thing about flying too close to the sun, and I've seen plenty of men do it. you forget that wings are fragile things. They pushed boundaries, sure. Made people laugh, made people think, made people angry. That's what comedy's supposed to do, I suppose. But somewhere along the way, they forgot that even rebels need to know which battles to fight.

Adult Swim gave them their shot. Network television. The big time. Most folks would kill for that opportunity. But success... success is a funny thing. It ain't just about getting there; it's about knowing how to stay there. And staying there means understanding that talent alone won't carry you through when you're burning every bridge you cross.

I watched it all unfold from a distance, the way you watch a storm rolling in. You know it's coming, you can feel it in the air. The show lasted, what, six weeks? Six weeks before the whole thing came tumbling down.

Sometimes I think about what could've been different. If they'd played it smarter, kept some cards closer to the chest. But then again, maybe that wouldn't have been them. Maybe the very thing that made them interesting was the same thing that guaranteed they couldn't last.

That's the tragedy of it all, really. All that potential, scattered to the wind like so much dust

nick fuentes is a gay retard
sam hyde is a roided retard
jet neptroon is a croat retard
they're all retards

Does Charls actually believe in flat earth?

>>215443422
Sam and Jet are also gay

>>215430117
>>215429874 (OP)
DAILY REMINDER: Sam after saying emotional men are faggots and take it up the ass proceeded to cry over an email that his dad sent him! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215443787
Didn’t he fry his brain from drugs

SAM HYDE IS MY FATHER AND HE WANTS YOU TO SUB TO CRYOKEEN ON YOUTUBE NOW!!!

>he fucks men and gets fucked by men
what did Charls mean by this?

>>215430117
It was pathetic and sad lmao

basically....bad marketing. I could be totally wrong but if you were not into them before I don't think you would stumble upon them and "get it".
Also, it seemed to be released...out of nowhere. Like there was no solid date or anything. It just gonna sprung up all the sudden. I dont remember looking forward to the first episode.
Maybe the paywall on mde.com had something to do with it? I still only pay 5 dollars. but i could be wrong again being a total alcoholic.

>>215434807
>ITZ DA THIEEELL

oh also....the episodes were too long. It needed to be condensed and tighter. Thats just my stupid opinion though.

Too much goop.

>>215429874 (OP)
Sam feels like he's too meanspirited and bitter nowadays, like he wants to make antagonizing the extras the cornerstone of every sketch, and there's only so much juice you can squeeze out of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4D_S7WSRcQ

Compare to Nick who can actually riff off of strangers without bullying them.

>>215446771
big HWD car guru vibes from that.

>>215446894
>>215446771
>nick riffing jokes with some old wine aunts
Somehow this just seems to work so well.

>>215430117
It's genuinely hilarious how fast society moved past Charlie Kirk besides a handful of loud people

>>215445268
Sam fucks Charls and gets fucked by him too
Same goes for Nick, Erick, Andrew Ruse, and John Maus

>>215447300
Passed, jose.

>>215431968
he's a ("former") drug addict ,j,*,w, who regularly shits on everything that isn't overtly leftish.

>>215429874 (OP)
Extreme Peace ripped on browns and chinks harder than the first season, so naturally you're very upset by this.