Thread 215435642

>QUICK! we need a bow and arow for this alien
>errrrmm... it has COOL LAZERS!
>alrigh! Good! Print! Sell!

I mean, how else am I suppose to know it's alien without them cool lazers?

>neon glowy bits
>shit made of holograms and lightsaberium
Instant giveaway that art department is full of sci-fi hating hacks and frauds with active WoW subscription.

>>215435642 (OP)
This movie is the LAMEST shit I've ever seen.

going to be so awesome when an american indian girl picks this up and immediately comprehends its function

>>215436422
>>215436513
Its made by Disney, what did you expect
Its just screaming nig and girl boss the movie #248

Here's your cup of water, sir!
Watch you, don't burn yourself in the alien laser futuristic, epic sci fi

well it's cool. what's wrong with that

>>215436901
Because why not just have a laser cannon? Oh wait it's already been established that predators have fucking laser cannons on their fucking shoulders. No, no THIS zesty ass looking predator has LASERS that make a fucking BOW that shoots what? Fucking laser arrows? Seriously the STUPIDIST shit I've seen in a long time. FUCK.

>>215436970
The gatling gun in the original predator was stupid too

The red laser lines on all his weapons is so fucking stupid and gay. They never needed those before.

>>215436970
i think it's cool idea. not super original but better than just normal bow. predator would maybe be too strong for normal bow and it would snap

>>215437027
Give him a big super fucker bow with big super fucker arrows and it's made of xenomorph bones or something

>>215435642 (OP)
Why wouldn't a predator just use a regular ass bow?

>>215437023
You know that's a real gun
The only part of it they faked for the movie is having electricity ran to it from off screen and that it shoots more rounds than would fit in that backpack
Everything else is 100% real

>>215435642 (OP)
they had a bunch of already established cool predator weapons to work with and they decide to make this bullshit

>>215437023
It's a real gun it just fired for a unrealistically long time.

>>215435642 (OP)
Geez, everything about this movie screams slop. Isn't it made by the guy behind Prey? That movie wasn't so bad.

>>215437083
Yes, but carrying it around the jungle is very silly

>>215436901
>turning predators into space elves with weapons made of aether is cool
You're a massive faggot.

>>215437027
This
>>215437043
Some fuckhuge bow that staples niggas to trees. Laserbow is dumb and misses point of predators using primitive weapons.

>>215437172
Yes but it's cool. Predators using laserbows is dumb.

>>215437064

Because pew pew = futuristic
Das how you know he a alieng and shieeet

>>215435642 (OP)
Predator already has a spear, one would think they would have some kind of gruesome looking homing javelin or something instead of a neon bow.

>>215435642 (OP)
Predigger with laser bow is everything.

>>215436529
>Its just screaming n*g and girl boss the movie #248
can we stop making everything about race? you hate the movie before it's even out

>>215437395
We're just supposed to ignore their admitted goals to replace all white male lead role and reshape their demographics?

>>215437395
>can we stop making everything about race?
You first
>you hate the movie before it's even out
That is correct. It saves a lot of time and effort to assume everything is trash, which the vast majority of time, it is. Of stuff that somehow manages not to be subversive, low effort feminard/brownoid slop, you can pick the through to wastes of modernity to find something actually investing a couple hours of time and a modicum of attention. You should try it, instead of blindly consuming whatever pozzed retardshit falls into your gaping, distended goyhole.

>>215436970
>predators have fucking laser cannons on their fucking shoulders
Only blooded predators, this one could be an unblooded sissy.
Not to say lazerbow isnt dumb as fuck. They already had shit like regular spears but made of alien metal, a fuckhuge longbow with metal strings and huge arrows wouldve been better.

>>215437433
>their admitted goals to replace all white male lead roles
they never said that

>>215437172
Where else would you carry it? You want a gun that chops up everything in close- medium range regardless of you having a visual through the dense foliage. You could spray it where you hear a noise and hit a bunch of shit

>>215437172
>Yes, but carrying it around the jungle is very silly
Somebody's being a slack jawed faggot. Really that sounds faggoty. It's badass. Larger than life. Probably never seen before in a movie, a soldier carrying an aircraft machine gun. No one ever thought it was silly. But we've seen laser arrow bullshit before. Disney is simply bringing that boring bullshit over from dead Star Wars. Predator movies will be in the Dead Zone very soon.

>>215435642 (OP)
holy fucking cringe
I knew it was going to be total fucking garbage like prey but this is pure retardation

>>215437546
>"The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion are a forgery" ahh post

>>215435642 (OP)
How does the string and arrow work? Seems like a regular laser would accomplish the same thing. If it’s a beam weapon you shouldn’t need to pull a string back.

>>215435642 (OP)
HIRE THIS MAN DRUCKMANN

>>215436901
cause they already got guns

>>215438133
>somewhere a Jewish religious extremist exists who says he doesn't like non-Jews
>therefore Disney is evil because Disney has some Jewish employees
this is schizo logic

>>215435642 (OP)
This is a souless star wars inspired slop
Real fans would go through the first two movies and try to emulate that aesthetic

>>215438394
Somebody please post the hidden camera video from that Disney employee from a couple of years ago openly admitting that diversity quotas from corporate mandated hiring and promoting personal of any description other than 'white heterosexual male'. That shit was grim.

>>215435642 (OP)
Wouldn't the laser arrow disappear the moment it leaves the bow

>>215436529
I liked prey

>>215435642 (OP)
>The jogger predator and stronk womyn aren't enough to attract that elusive urban female market. What else can we do?
>Remember the Porgs from Star Wars?
>No.
>Neither does anyone else!

>>215435642 (OP)
So far every single aspect of this movie looks terrible.

The 2018 movie already killed the franchise. This is the studio pissing on the grave.

>>215435642 (OP)
how embarrassing. normies shouldn't be allowed to conceptually design things. not nearly as hyped for this moovie now

>>215440003
They don't even try to give them cool down time between failures anymore. It's just one fuck up and then immediately they're like "alright boys, rerack this bullshit, let's fuck it up again". Who the fuck signs off on these dumbass scripts?

why the fuck would predator use a bow in the first place? crossbow, MAYBE. he's using plasma weapons
>b-b-but this predator is a retarded faggot!
not an excuse

>>215440102
The OG movie it was a straight up villain that didn't give a shit and was there to fuck shit up and party. It gave Billy one quick "alright faggot" moment before tearing his spine out, and didn't kill the woman because why would it? It came for the soldiers.
Now they have to recharacterize it as some "le noble warrior" so they can't have it just sniping guys with a laser cannon while cloaked from 200 yards away. That's what a hunter would do, but this is a NOBLE RELATABLE ALIEN SAMURAI WARRIOR because everything must become trite capeshit. You may as well just say the OG predator had a fucking gun and only broke out the claws and shit for fun...because that's what it did.

>>215436901
Well, first of all, it doesn't fit the Predator asthetic, shinning lazers is star wars asthetics, not predator. Like I said:>>215439023
Second, the bow and arrow is a simplistic weapon made with crude materials. If you have better materials, why not make a better weapon?
Only fags doing it for the olimpics are worried about over engineering it, because it is a competition.
Third: The techology in a lazer is way too advanced for this. He could have been using this tech for much more than point and shoot. It's like using microchips to feed chickens.
And finally, what's the porpuse of this lazer anyways? Shouldn't it be burning his fingers? So it's just fancy rgb lights that give out your position for the enemies?
I mean, what does it add??

>>215440610
funny how they always conveniently leave out the fact that he camps up in trees in invisibility mode and blasts people with explosive plasma when they try to push this noble warrior nonsense.

>>215440832
>Only fags doing it for the olimpics

Show us how well you shoot at 70 meters

>>215440909
It's up to the predator to decide which weapon to use. You you hunt bear with a bow, you still carry a big ass handgun with you just in case.

>>215437027
>i think it's cool idea.

its double digit iq design

just look at this nigga's head and you know this movie is not going to be good
i liked the one with the squaw, and i'll probably watch this one for free when it is available, but it is not going to be good

Bruhs, no cap Prey slayed so let Trachtenberg cook.

>>215435642 (OP)
So it's a laser gun, but the trigger is a laser that you pull like a bowstring? That sounds needlessly complicated. What's wrong with a little lever or button?

>>215441135
Yeah because he's hunting. He's not a warrior, he's a hunter. You can go innawoods and blow a deer's face off without killing everything else you see. It wasn't there for honor, it was there to hunt and collect skulls. Billy challenged it in the open, so it responds. You might respect a particularly onerous predator you're hunting but you're not an epic noble savage warrior because you acknowledged it.
This predator has been so humanized it doesn't even look like one. The weapons, the thing's face, it's body, the fact we can see what it's saying. It isn't a predator it's a Disney cartoon character.

>>215440832
Deepika Kumari's documentary is legit good

It looks like absolute fucking trash. Yet another masculine franchise zested up to demoralize straight men.

>>215441269
>i liked the one with the squaw
Contemporary use of the term, especially by non-Natives, is considered derogatory, misogynist, and racist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squaw#Efforts_to_rename_placenames_and_terms

>>215437167
Wasn't so bad? It was DOGSHIT.
Not only does the Predator lose to some ooga booga female, earlier it got humiliated by one (1) tribal guy. Imagine going from almost wiping out an entire merc squad in the jungle to having to cheat against a single ooga booga dude with an arrow.

>>215441311
Cry me a fucking river faggot

>>215441311
thanks for the heads up, nigger

>>215435642 (OP)
Mmmmm yes a stealth hunter using colorful lightsaber arrows

Isn't the story he's some kind of outcast and that's why he's teaming up with a broken android to prove himself?

Why would he have the standard issue laser bow and not echo the original movie with him making his own primitive bow, proving his skill and strength over their advanced technology?

By the way I was checking this guy's filmography and honestly couldn't figure out why the hell he's helming the franchise, I mean:

>2016 10 Cloverfield Lane
>2022 Prey
>2025 Predator: Killer of Killers
>2025 Predator: Badlands

The rest is all small stuff and some TV episodes. So I early life him.

From a 2017 "jewish exponent" article:

>"Trachtenberg, who became a Bar Mitzvah at Old York Road Temple-Beth Am, always pondered the connections between horror flicks and his Jewishness."
https://web.archive.org/web/20171007021609/http://jewishexponent.com/2016/03/14/scare-tactics-pay-off-for-cheltenhams-dan-trachtenberg/

No wonder retarded shit like magical light bows and arrows as well as inbred porgs show up in my beloved Pred sloppa. Fuck this movie, fuck kikes, fuck trannies, fuck niggers and fuck jannies.

>>215441587
did you seriously have to looks someone named "Trachtenberg" up to know that he was jewish?
holy shit you people are ngmi

>>215441564
How does teaming up with an android let him prove himself?

>>215435642 (OP)
Hot zoomer predator for female gooners and a cute animal sidekick so they can sell plushies to them and manchildren.
Oh how Predator as a franchise has fallen.
Prey had potential and I liked parts of it but this is on a whole nother level of lame.

>>215441628
Because he has no one else, so a broken gynoid watching his back is better than nothing.

>>215435642 (OP)
Why are they trying so hard to make the predator look human? Compare the actual weird looking alien in Pred and Pred 2 to this thing. Why does it have dreadlocks? It's supposed to be tentacles thingies on their head not fucking locks that they can tie up or braid. Jesus.

>>215441064
ok, fag
>cups on ur face
lmao gottem

>>215441633
>most soi infused looking predator to date
>hot
I'd sooner believe alien fetish having femcoomers would rather take the previous beefed up predators than that thing

>>215435642 (OP)
I can't imagine wanting to watch this film after seeing that mentally retarded predator.

>>215441872
elle as a robot and some of the alien monsters will probably cause me to see it for free
can't imagine anyone paying to see any movie in our time, though

Are they actually trying this in theaters or is it more straight to Hulu slop?

>>215435642 (OP)
this is the same team that decided to cut Elle Fanning's entire ass out of a movie

retards

>>215435642 (OP)
looks like a skyrim orc but lower quality cgi models
also looks like one of the dork predators from plague's predator highschool vid

no but seriously
this is more retarded than lightsabers
how the fuck do you pull a bowstring made of FUCKING LASER BEAMS? and how is the arrow also an energy beam? how does it stay still before you loose the "string"?
and why in the name of FUCK do you need to PULL a string if it's an energy beam weapon anyway?
this is cheap stupid mobile videogame levels of weapon design.

>>215435642 (OP)
lazer bow isn't even the worst idea but the prop looks like shit

>>215442763
>lazer bow isn't even the worst idea
The laser string is just retarded though. If it doesn't cut his fingers why would the arrow cause any damage?

>>215438224
Holy shit, tv azteca played this cartoon all the time along with Caballero del zodiac.

>>215443401
she put some extraterrestrial grip powder on her fingers which acts like an insulator

>>215438224
This makes way more sense because its magic instead of technology.

>>215443761
>he doesn't know

>>215443883
Reddit psuedo-intellectual bullshit, anon. The point of the quote is about technology seeming magical to the uninformed, not that no magic exists in any fictional setting. That type of magic comes explicitly from a divine gift in d&d. Any setting that pulls the magic=technology stuff is written by a hack.

>>215443883
shut the fuck up you TVTropes scrolling autismo

Another wasted opportunity to use lore accurate weapons. How do I go about making a movie?

>>215444048
I'm also retarddd

>>215435642 (OP)
I liked Prey except for the shitty final fight, Killer of Killers was ok too. So, can someone explain to me why this movie, which is also made by Dan Trachtenberg looks absolutely fucking TERRIBLE? Holy shit, it's fucking crazy to me because I always wanted a movie with the Predator as the MC, I really think it was the movie to do to make a fresh movie, exploring the Yautja lore and to not make the predator lose AGAIN. Another fucking monkey paw I swear.

>>215444048
don't worry anon in just two more weeks you'll be able to make an entire production-quality film just by thinking about it real hard for 30 seconds

>>215444094
>Yautja
Kys, they're called predators.

>>215441269
>squaw

The what the one with Danny Glover?

>>215444404
>the one with Danny Glover?
That's Predator 2
The squaw is in Prey

I'm still sad they cutoff the white girl's huge ass

>>215444554
Why’d she do it?

>>215436422
>sci-fi hating hacks and frauds with active WoW subscription
they're called women and jeets

any self respecting white male FX specialist has been fired years ago

>>215435642 (OP)
kek, this'll be dogshit

>>215441751
Previous anon said it best, women and browns are being used as manpower for these kind of Yidsney abominations (they own 20th century fox) they have no way to comprehend an action sci fi setting in any kind of acceptable way.

>>215442440
This anon got me thinking, about that sweet missing fannyng. Well actually that if you're gonna cripple the clanker you could just give her a ranged weapon and play with that dynamic. Pred does melee damage and locomotion, fannylessbot watches his six or could even be placed on sniper duty atop some vantage point for overwatch.

With an obvious less retarded weapon than a laserbow. God damn and I thought kyloren's hilted lasersword was the epitome of retardation.

I wanted to like this movie but everything they've shown so far looks cheap and safe

>>215435642 (OP)
dindu shoots Skyrim nordic bow with lazors

>>215435642 (OP)
what is next a laser whip? What about a laser stone that you throw

Bump

>>215446391
>What about a laser stone that you throw
kek

>>215436901
No it's not, retard. You need to be 18 to post here.

>>215436901
No it's not. Tasteless faggots like you have ruined scifi.

>>215435642 (OP)
Energy bows have been around since you faggots were in diapers, and you had no problem with the equally improbable clashing energy swords, and watched 2 dozen hours of shit movies with no merit besides them.

>>215446391
broken laser bottle

>>215435642 (OP)
why do digital movies keep using anamorphic lenses. it's so fucking transexual

>>215446391
>predator takes off helmet
>he has laser fangs

>>215435642 (OP)
Guaranteed there is going to be a fight scene that starts out with a loud base rap song.

>>215437023
Bro you're a faggot.

>>215444094
Look, man. Nobody knows where to take this IP. They should just adapt the old Darkhorse comics into a series. That's always been my thought.