Thread 215463057

Everytime I pass this movie on a streaming service I make the same joke
>What if this movie was called "The Crap" and they were dropping turds as they walked?
You can add a fart sound to the end of that if you want but it kills everytime regardless

>>215463057 (OP)
It’s got like a 9/10 soundtrack

>>215463057 (OP)
Always felt these girls were too hot to be social outcasts.

>>215463088
Don't even remember one song but it has been 20 years.

>>215463282
They're not social outcasts because they're ugly. They're social outcasts by their own choice. They think they're sooooo much better than everyone else just because they have magic powers in an overall mundane world, fucking bitches

>>215463501
They were seperate before the powers.

How many times has this happened, anon?

>>215463057 (OP)
I dont like negroids. Sorry ;-)

>>215463282
fairuza balk is ugly as fuck

>>215463501
But they don't have magic powers at the beginning. Even with the burned up back, Neve Campbell is still super pretty. Like I don't know about you guys, but I would've tried to fuck the cute low self esteem shy girl with the burns on her back. The others are pretty too but with even less baggage. Are they just bitches before they get powers or something too?

>>215463057 (OP)
Great movie for witch aficionados. Tunney and Campbell are top-tier.

>>215463562
Kind of more times than you would think

>>215463778
So 2?

>>215463766
For a 30yo teen movie it holds up surprisingly well today.
The remake was absolute garbage though

>>215463057 (OP)
Oh wow thanks anon, I'm hosting a movie night for some work friends this weekend and I'm looking for some more jokes I can have pre-thought out to make during the night. Do you have any more?

>>215463699
Wrong! She has unique facial features that are attractive. Watch the maker with Mathew iodine where she plays a lezzie, teen goth.

>>215463057 (OP)
sex with black women

>>215463884
Probably 5 or 6 times over the years

>>215463958
she's got the face of a woman triple her weight, maybe that's attractive to burgers i can't say

>>215463699
>>215463958
If you wouldn't this you have no soul and you hate fun.

>>215464022
Checked. That is indeed more than I expected!

>>215464166
Neve Campbell is still my first choice but Fairuza is a distant second.

>>215464349
I've heard she has mournful tits but I'm too a-scared to look.

>>215464591
Ehh... kind of true. Her body really isn't her appeal. That face and voice more than makes up for her plain body. Sure does make me shoot ropes. But that's just my opinion Anon.

>>215463699
go be gay somewhere else

>>215464591
her body is kind homely but she has a very beautiful face and apparently a nice personality

>>215463977
Same girl that plays maryjane in half baked.

>>215463916
I pretend the remake doesn't even exist.

>>215465112
...there's a remake?

how do you respond?

>>215465152
This. I was completely unaware. What’s the QRD?

>>215464166
A three some with her and the black one.

>>215465036
She’s hilarious in Half and Half. One of the VERY few good shows on UPN.

>>215463282
>>215463501
I’m hot and have magic powers and I’m an outcast, can you milk me Greg?

>>215465218
I steer my bus in a 360 degree circle and reverse away.

The Craft: Legacy was better anyway. Cailee Spaeny ALMOST has a nude scene in it.

>>215465218
>I try my best to remember what they look like since cellphone camera's dont exist yet, the pull my bus over and rub one out.

There should've been a van helsing type character at their school who hunts them down and kills them with the power of Christ

>>215463282
Except for the gummy jew

Its like Clueless just with witches.

Is this movie worth watching never seen it before.

>>215463057 (OP)
I only watched this because of Fairuza Balk and I got my fucking money's worth goddamn

>>215463916
I just passed that on peacock was about to watch it but then I looked at the cast. They fucked up

>>215463282
People say that about me too but shit happens. Just be mentally fucked up enough and you'll be an outcast anyway. Yes this works for women too.

>>215465218
I pull my dick out and show them who the real weirdo is.

>>215469114
Need visual proof, post face

>>215465218
Ahh the late Tony Ganero. "Throw that bomb man! Scare 'em away!" Miguel.He could be any bus driver,truck driver or cabbie.

>>215463977
I won't

>>215466704
>This summer....
>Chud Helsing

>>215469160
It's true
He's got a weird dick

>>215465610
>The Craft: Legacy was better anyway

>>215469863
Is Spooky Mulder really in this movie?

>>215470302
yeah, he plays the dad of one of the girls. but even he couldn't save the movie.

>>215470387
I wish Cliff DeYoung had more screen time at Tunney's dad.

Sarah worst character by far
>hey guys I know I was fine when we were consorting with the devil and killing people and stuff but I'm not so sure about this but now that its the third act I'm not so sure about this!
Fucking bitch

Sarah worst character by far
>hey guys I know I was fine when we were consorting with the devil and killing people and stuff but I'm not so sure about this but now that its the third act I'm not so sure about this!
Fucking bitch

Sarah worst character by far
>hey guys I know I was fine when we were consorting with the devil and killing people and stuff but now that it's the third act I'm not so sure about this!
Fucking bitch