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Anonymous No.215463057 [Report] >>215463088 >>215463282 >>215463585 >>215463766 >>215463944 >>215463977 >>215469086
Everytime I pass this movie on a streaming service I make the same joke
>What if this movie was called "The Crap" and they were dropping turds as they walked?
You can add a fart sound to the end of that if you want but it kills everytime regardless
Anonymous No.215463088 [Report] >>215463429
>>215463057 (OP)
It’s got like a 9/10 soundtrack
Anonymous No.215463282 [Report] >>215463501 >>215463699 >>215465564 >>215467821 >>215469114
>>215463057 (OP)
Always felt these girls were too hot to be social outcasts.
Anonymous No.215463429 [Report]
>>215463088
Don't even remember one song but it has been 20 years.
Anonymous No.215463501 [Report] >>215463536 >>215463734 >>215465564
>>215463282
They're not social outcasts because they're ugly. They're social outcasts by their own choice. They think they're sooooo much better than everyone else just because they have magic powers in an overall mundane world, fucking bitches
Anonymous No.215463536 [Report]
>>215463501
They were seperate before the powers.
Anonymous No.215463562 [Report] >>215463778
How many times has this happened, anon?
Anonymous No.215463585 [Report]
>>215463057 (OP)
I dont like negroids. Sorry ;-)
Anonymous No.215463699 [Report] >>215463958 >>215464166 >>215464982
>>215463282
fairuza balk is ugly as fuck
Anonymous No.215463734 [Report]
>>215463501
But they don't have magic powers at the beginning. Even with the burned up back, Neve Campbell is still super pretty. Like I don't know about you guys, but I would've tried to fuck the cute low self esteem shy girl with the burns on her back. The others are pretty too but with even less baggage. Are they just bitches before they get powers or something too?
Anonymous No.215463766 [Report] >>215463916
>>215463057 (OP)
Great movie for witch aficionados. Tunney and Campbell are top-tier.
Anonymous No.215463778 [Report] >>215463884
>>215463562
Kind of more times than you would think
Anonymous No.215463884 [Report] >>215464022
>>215463778
So 2?
Anonymous No.215463916 [Report] >>215465112 >>215469099
>>215463766
For a 30yo teen movie it holds up surprisingly well today.
The remake was absolute garbage though
Anonymous No.215463944 [Report]
>>215463057 (OP)
Oh wow thanks anon, I'm hosting a movie night for some work friends this weekend and I'm looking for some more jokes I can have pre-thought out to make during the night. Do you have any more?
Anonymous No.215463958 [Report] >>215464032 >>215464166
>>215463699
Wrong! She has unique facial features that are attractive. Watch the maker with Mathew iodine where she plays a lezzie, teen goth.
Anonymous No.215463977 [Report] >>215465036 >>215469721
>>215463057 (OP)
sex with black women
Anonymous No.215464022 [Report] >>215464176
>>215463884
Probably 5 or 6 times over the years
Anonymous No.215464032 [Report]
>>215463958
she's got the face of a woman triple her weight, maybe that's attractive to burgers i can't say
Anonymous No.215464166 [Report] >>215464349 >>215465483
>>215463699
>>215463958
If you wouldn't this you have no soul and you hate fun.
Anonymous No.215464176 [Report]
>>215464022
Checked. That is indeed more than I expected!
Anonymous No.215464349 [Report] >>215464591
>>215464166
Neve Campbell is still my first choice but Fairuza is a distant second.
Anonymous No.215464591 [Report] >>215464829 >>215465026
>>215464349
I've heard she has mournful tits but I'm too a-scared to look.
Anonymous No.215464829 [Report]
>>215464591
Ehh... kind of true. Her body really isn't her appeal. That face and voice more than makes up for her plain body. Sure does make me shoot ropes. But that's just my opinion Anon.
Anonymous No.215464982 [Report]
>>215463699
go be gay somewhere else
Anonymous No.215465026 [Report]
>>215464591
her body is kind homely but she has a very beautiful face and apparently a nice personality
Anonymous No.215465036 [Report] >>215465517
>>215463977
Same girl that plays maryjane in half baked.
Anonymous No.215465112 [Report] >>215465152
>>215463916
I pretend the remake doesn't even exist.
Anonymous No.215465152 [Report] >>215465229
>>215465112
...there's a remake?
Anonymous No.215465218 [Report] >>215465610 >>215465684 >>215469160 >>215469655
how do you respond?
Anonymous No.215465229 [Report]
>>215465152
This. I was completely unaware. What’s the QRD?
Anonymous No.215465483 [Report]
>>215464166
A three some with her and the black one.
Anonymous No.215465517 [Report]
>>215465036
She’s hilarious in Half and Half. One of the VERY few good shows on UPN.
Anonymous No.215465564 [Report]
>>215463282
>>215463501
I’m hot and have magic powers and I’m an outcast, can you milk me Greg?
Anonymous No.215465610 [Report] >>215469863
>>215465218
I steer my bus in a 360 degree circle and reverse away.

The Craft: Legacy was better anyway. Cailee Spaeny ALMOST has a nude scene in it.
Anonymous No.215465684 [Report]
>>215465218
>I try my best to remember what they look like since cellphone camera's dont exist yet, the pull my bus over and rub one out.
Anonymous No.215466704 [Report] >>215469745
There should've been a van helsing type character at their school who hunts them down and kills them with the power of Christ
Anonymous No.215467821 [Report]
>>215463282
Except for the gummy jew
Anonymous No.215469037 [Report]
Its like Clueless just with witches.
Anonymous No.215469069 [Report]
Is this movie worth watching never seen it before.
Anonymous No.215469086 [Report]
>>215463057 (OP)
I only watched this because of Fairuza Balk and I got my fucking money's worth goddamn
Anonymous No.215469099 [Report]
>>215463916
I just passed that on peacock was about to watch it but then I looked at the cast. They fucked up
Anonymous No.215469114 [Report] >>215469653
>>215463282
People say that about me too but shit happens. Just be mentally fucked up enough and you'll be an outcast anyway. Yes this works for women too.
Anonymous No.215469160 [Report] >>215469770
>>215465218
I pull my dick out and show them who the real weirdo is.
Anonymous No.215469653 [Report]
>>215469114
Need visual proof, post face
Anonymous No.215469655 [Report]
>>215465218
Ahh the late Tony Ganero. "Throw that bomb man! Scare 'em away!" Miguel.He could be any bus driver,truck driver or cabbie.
Anonymous No.215469721 [Report]
>>215463977
I won't
Anonymous No.215469745 [Report]
>>215466704
>This summer....
>Chud Helsing
Anonymous No.215469770 [Report]
>>215469160
It's true
He's got a weird dick
Anonymous No.215469863 [Report] >>215470302
>>215465610
>The Craft: Legacy was better anyway
Anonymous No.215470302 [Report] >>215470387
>>215469863
Is Spooky Mulder really in this movie?
Anonymous No.215470387 [Report] >>215470890
>>215470302
yeah, he plays the dad of one of the girls. but even he couldn't save the movie.
Anonymous No.215470890 [Report]
>>215470387
I wish Cliff DeYoung had more screen time at Tunney's dad.
Anonymous No.215470909 [Report]
Sarah worst character by far
>hey guys I know I was fine when we were consorting with the devil and killing people and stuff but I'm not so sure about this but now that its the third act I'm not so sure about this!
Fucking bitch
Anonymous No.215470944 [Report]
Sarah worst character by far
>hey guys I know I was fine when we were consorting with the devil and killing people and stuff but I'm not so sure about this but now that its the third act I'm not so sure about this!
Fucking bitch
Anonymous No.215470972 [Report]
Sarah worst character by far
>hey guys I know I was fine when we were consorting with the devil and killing people and stuff but now that it's the third act I'm not so sure about this!
Fucking bitch