>Thanks for rescuing Kai, son
Mod when?
re4 hits differently when you treat the gandos like mexican protesters frfr
>Next Mexican I shoot is for you.
>>712372190Your script is out of date, now Trump is a fascist dictator.
>>712372190Kek that is going to irritate the maga crowd
couldnt believe it when i found out this was ai. thought it was just some cool random dude that looked like leon from a distance
>>712372758And it's from the early days. At least almost two years old.
>>712372648You can be both a pussy who can't negotiate and a fascist at the same time. They aren't mutually exclusive. Remember paying more for Chinese goods is a good thing!
>we could've had kamaloli
I miss shadman bros
>>712373274not buying chinese shit at all is even better
>>712372190Kek the MAGAts are really seething lmoa
>>712372648Seethe MIGAtard
>>712373010Take Action, Change Outcomes. Trump's presidency's motto, which MAGA thinks is too soft.
>>712373954>Trump's presidency's mottoSince when? first time I've heard it.
Folks, we’re here today—this is a very special day, by the way—to honor one of the greatest heroes we’ve ever seen. People are saying it, everybody’s talking about it. His name? Leon S. Kennedy. Tremendous guy. Very strong. Very smart. And frankly—very handsome. You’ve seen the hair. I’ve seen it. Beautiful hair. Almost as good as mine. Almost.
Now listen, what Leon did in Spain—rural Spain, not even the good part—incredible. He went in there, very dangerous place, full of terrible people—very bad hombres, folks. Cults, parasites, guys with chainsaws wearing bags on their heads. Totally insane. The fake news won’t tell you this, but they were infected with something called Las Plagas. Not good. Very bad. I don’t like parasites. Never have. Leon went in, and let me tell you—he cleaned it up like nobody’s business.
He saved the president’s daughter—Ashley—a very high-maintenance girl, by the way. Screaming all the time. But Leon? Total professional. Cool under pressure. I asked him, I said, ‘Leon, how did you do it?’ He just looked at me, didn’t even blink, and said: ‘Sir, I roundhouse kicked a monk off a castle.’ Incredible.
He fought giant trolls, sea monsters, a very creepy Napoleon guy—little guy, big coat, very insecure. And did he back down? Not once. Total alpha move. He even suplexed a man. Not kidding. Picked him up—boom—right into the ground. Who does that? Only Leon. Only Leon.
So today, we give Leon the highest honor. Higher than Medal of Honor. Higher than Employee of the Month at Mar-a-Lago. We’re giving him the Presidential Parasite Purge Platinum Star. It’s a new award. Just made it up. But he deserves it.
Leon, thank you for keeping America, and frankly, the world, safe—from bioterrorism, cultists, and whiny blond hostages. You’re a true patriot. And if you ever get tired of zombie-hunting, I’ve got a job for you in my next administration. Secretary of Suplexes. Believe me.
>>712374185I don’t think I wanna ask what he’s been up to these days
>>712374084This makes more sense. Thanks for the explanation.
>>712373954Why did you lie to me?
>>712372814Vinny's multiplayer collabs have gone too far
>>712374441I thought you were joking. It was everywhere that stuff about TACO during the tariffs shenanigans
>>712374691>It was everywhereWhere is "everywhere", bluesky?
>>712374964News sites.
https://www.newsweek.com/taco-trump-memes-internet-tariffs-2078411
>>712372758I dont think they woukd ever allow a cop to have this haircut anyway
>>712375048>On X, formerly Twitter, Lucas Sanders, an account with 33,000 followers and identifies with the Democratic Party, according to the bio, posted: "Hey everyone. Let's get #TACOTrump trending," Now I see why I never heard of it, it was a forced meme from a literal establishment op.
>>712374102someone put this through a trump ai voice filter
>>712372190>>712372190trumptards fucking REELING LMAOOOO
>>712372108 (OP)When you're overqualified for the job.
>>712380348i think its some guy that got deported yesterday
>>712372108 (OP)The next Duke Nukem should include 4-player Co-op, with Duke, Don, Leon, and Nixon
>>712374185Ghost is dead.
Unironically trump would create shadow company in a heartbeat because he definitely wants his own personal mercenary group that's above the law because he's constantly wanting to LARP as if he's in the military.
>>712372108 (OP)Why is this polbait still up?
>>712383506>2 tough guysDuke Nukem and Leon S Kennedy
>2 traitorsNixon and Donald
2 v 2 PvP mode when?