Why did they make the vehicles so sexy in the new Mario Kart?

Do you want to have sex with motor vehicles anon

>>712381797 (OP)
twitter thread

Imagine how complete of a virgin you'd need to be to even have this thought. This is completely hugless territory

>>712381797 (OP)
>>712381972
>gooners now want to fuck cars
ngmi...

>>712382313
>now
Newfag

>>712381972
How do you rip videos from twitter

>>712381797 (OP)
Are you a dragon, OP?

>>712381968
YES

>>712382492
You will never be a dragon

>>712381797 (OP)
It's not the first time I've fapped to a car, this won't be the last time either

>slight twinge in my dick
YOU BITCH

>>712382446
>google search "download twitter videos online"
>copy paste link
>dowbload video
>"convert mp4 to webm online"
>convert without sound
>"change webm size online"
>choose a percentage that make it lower than 4mb
>download it
>post in 4chan

It does kind of have that squishy, Walter Sache look to it honestly.

>>712381797 (OP)
>inb4 car fucking becomes a trend and gooners completely miss the point by making art of anime women with tires and headlights glued to oversized boobs and ass

>>712383605
>inb4 car fucking becomes a trend
19 years late, bud.

>>712383605
Just give the cars breasts

>>712383605
>doesn't know about dragons fucking cars
lurk moar

>>712383605
yeah the karts are the sexiest part

>>712383605
>inb4 car fucking becomes a trend
>he doesn't know