Thread 712394558 - /v/ [Archived: 1077 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:55:49 AM No.712394558
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BOND IS HERE
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:03:16 AM No.712395110
>>712394558 (OP)
used to play this in my friend's basement
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:03:59 AM No.712395160
Moore > Dalton > Connery = Brosnan > Craig > Lazenby
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:04:25 AM No.712395191
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>>712394558 (OP)
kino
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:06:03 AM No.712395308
>>712394558 (OP)
>007: Oh yeah that happened
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:07:15 AM No.712395394
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>>712395160
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:15:06 AM No.712395968
Was that the one where the hot chick was the scientist expert (laughable) and the movie was fucking dumb in general?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:16:45 AM No.712396116
>>712394558 (OP)
Some of the music from the PS1 version was reused for AUF. Just saying.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:20:24 AM No.712396354
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>>712395968
stop making fun of her
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:22:28 AM No.712396539
>>712396354
The main issue was, make-up aside, she's way too fucking young to be an expert in that field. If she was an Assistant or something, it'd have fit better.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:24:40 AM No.712396708
I still can't believe this game actually exists
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:26:14 AM No.712396850
>>712396708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKvGzzvp-8I
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:27:33 AM No.712396940
>>712396539
all brosnan bonds had some sort of femme fatale badass or super smart bond girl so it sort of follows a tradition.

goldeneye had a super hacker

tomorrow never dies had a kung fu master

the world is not enough had sexy nuclear scientist

die another day had a CIA agent bond girl
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:28:09 AM No.712396984
>>712394558 (OP)
>Bond is HEEEEERE
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:30:35 AM No.712397190
>>712396708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXjpOHv0k-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pNWdKxDeM
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:33:39 AM No.712397415
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>>712394558 (OP)
I love this fucking game.
>that opening bank level
>that very next level where raiding soldiers repel in through the windows of MI-6 headquarters and giving you free assault rifles
>all those cool watch gadgets you have to experiment with to get out of jams
>christmas jones sexy ass low poly model providing me with unlimited beatoff material as a lad
>multiplayer is fun even with bots, possibly rivaling goldeneye
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:35:59 AM No.712397593
>that era where multiplats meant a completely different game
>PS1 users got shafted repeatedly for these kind of games
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:36:12 AM No.712397602
>>712396850
I'm actually way more familiar with that. It's just always a reminder to me that the EA Bondslop era started on N64. Though I have heard it's a good game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:36:28 AM No.712397615
https://youtu.be/V5V8qehLLY8
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:36:43 AM No.712397637
>>712395110
Did you do anything else with your friend ?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:37:23 AM No.712397690
The World Is Not Enough
The World Is Not Enough
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:38:34 AM No.712397793
>>712397602
Its a good game, heavily outclassed by Perfect Dark and not as memorable as Goldeneye but still a good game.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:38:42 AM No.712397798
>>712396708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_sG1qgMPg
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:39:05 AM No.712397829
>>712395968
Yep back when Denise Richards was insanely hot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:39:43 AM No.712397881
>>712396708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFhrqFEY08
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:40:38 AM No.712397958
>>712395968
The movie was actually good right up until she was introduced, she's a total drag on the film and hurts the film's main story premise (of the Bond girl turning out to be the villain). She basically just exists so Bond can have a chick to be with in the final scene as per tradition. If there was one time to break that tradition, it was that one. He should have been alone at the end.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:40:58 AM No.712397978
>>712397415
Same, the game is rarely remembered like Goldeneye but it is a good bond game for its time.

In fact, man there were so many great Bond games back in the late 90s > early 00s.

Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
Agent Under Fire
007 Racing (Yeah that was actually a fun game too!)
Nightfire

All bangers
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:42:04 AM No.712398063
>>712397637
I never sucked his cock but he had me put my mouth around it once
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:42:30 AM No.712398104
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Brosnan Bond movies suck but Goldeneye makes up for all of them
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:44:08 AM No.712398215
>>712396708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF6-cs1Hzeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKpMSkUXC8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBnJ9Psq4pI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPGAsT8EY3I
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:44:51 AM No.712398265
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2aKyR4PwuY
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:45:09 AM No.712398291
>>712398104
The first three films were decent.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:48:29 AM No.712398565
>>712396940
The worst thing I can say about Brosnan's films was the fixation with American chicks. Christmas Jones the sexy nuclear physicist was a particularly bad one.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:48:48 AM No.712398593
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i never made it past the first 2-3 maps as a kid.

kinda feel like replaying it now as an adult, but sort of also don't want to rape my childhood by figuring out 99% of the shit i played was shit kek
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:50:17 AM No.712398709
>>712397415
I used to replay the first two levels of this game over and over as a kid. Especially the bank so I could use the taser on all the civilians kek
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:50:37 AM No.712398740
>>712398565
the films main criticism was that they were trying to appeal to american audiences, hence every movie had like 45 mins of action spectacle for every 90 min of runtime
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:51:37 AM No.712398828
>>712397978
You forgot Everything or Nothing which had amazing car chase missions, one of the best Bond theme songs, and Willem Dafoe as the villain.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:52:06 AM No.712398864
>>712398709
are you me? I remember the bank level and the MI6 level, and a little bit of the level with the mansion and the pool with the woods that I think led to an airstrip?

I barely got to the other levels, probably never actually finished the game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:53:07 AM No.712398959
>>712398828
I sadly never played that one, my cousin had it though and I watched him play some of it but remember hardly anything.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:56:49 AM No.712399204
>>712398864
I'm pretty sure as a kid I never got past the mission in that tunnel where the villain steals the nuke. I recall it being really hard for some reason.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:02:16 AM No.712399573
>>712398593
Was really cool that there was an entire co-op campaign alongside the single player story. Made up for the PvP multiplayer being bad compared to its contemporaries.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:04:25 AM No.712399730
I played it on an emulator about 12 years ago but someone went wrong in it on the nuclear silo level and I couldn't proceed. Fun though.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:07:50 AM No.712399987
>>712394558 (OP)
I never had an N64 Gamepak, so every time the console switched off all my progress was wiped. I had an encyclopaedic knowledge of all the levels up to about the airfield and only a cursory knowledge of the rest, because I'd get tired or bored and switch it off. I hate that fucking jump over the balcony in the last chase mission. I died so many times trying to catch that bastard.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:10:49 AM No.712400209
>>712399204
I remember that one vaguely too, the mine one underground. Man I need to go watch some youtube to get my memories jogging.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:31:48 AM No.712401596
>>712398593
Everything or Nothing was the last Bong game I played. I wanted to check out that Daniel Craig Goldeneye at some point, alongside Legends on Wii, but never did. Were they alright/average enough?

>>712399573
It was neat to have, but it was clearly second-thought content added in as a bonus, given the geometry simplicity of everything, and requiring friendship doors to proceed anywhere, probably as a bandaid to keep performance up by limiting how far you and your partner can go.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:35:19 AM No.712401837
>>712396708
Isn't the PS1 version a completely different game too?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:37:59 AM No.712402000
>>712397978
>Agent Under Fire
I was obsessed with the bond girl of this game. Prob looks ridiculous now but back then her miniskirt drove me wild
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:38:14 AM No.712402015
>>712394558 (OP)
Bond burger
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:40:24 AM No.712402137
>>712399987
Same but I never could do the stealth mission
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:42:00 AM No.712402245
Do any modern n64 emulators allow cpu overclocking? I remember this game barely holding 15fps at times.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:43:31 AM No.712402323
I played this recently but I could not be assed to fuck around with the last sub level. Cool for being accurate for the movie but navigating a dark underwater maze under a time limit is fucked.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:45:41 AM No.712402459
>>712401837
Yep >>712398215
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:00:08 AM No.712403478
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>>712395968
>the movie was fucking dumb

I guess, but it's middle-of-the-road for Bond movies
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:01:36 AM No.712403580
>>712394558 (OP)
Is the N64 version really better than the PS1 or has it always been cope
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:03:58 AM No.712403738
>>712403580
I mean look at >>712398215 and judge for yourself
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:05:47 AM No.712403863
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:06:28 AM No.712403910
Do it
With
Intensity
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:09:27 AM No.712404135
Funny how the Brosnan era had a ton of good games and the Craig era couldnโ€™t even produce one
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:12:34 AM No.712404371
>>712404135
Blood Stone and the PS2 version of Quantum were alright.
The Goldeneye remake sure was something else but still had its moments.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:17:20 AM No.712404689
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:19:05 AM No.712404815
Why didn't Rare work on another 007 game for the N64?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:22:53 AM No.712405090
>>712401596
Goldeneye Wii is alright, but it's basically CoD reskinned as Goldeneye. The online multiplayer was kinda neat.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:33:25 AM No.712405842
>>712395160
you Craig haters are retarded
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:37:02 AM No.712406125
>>712404815
Because the seven lead guys that made Goldeneye were all fucking new to game dev in general, and they wanted to make something original after.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:39:34 AM No.712406296
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there was a game with Craig's bond that was good too oddly enough
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:40:59 AM No.712406381
>>712405842
Craig bond only had one good movie, casino royale. It still paled in comparison to Goldeneye, Brosnan bond's only good movie.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:42:19 AM No.712406463
>>712406296
and it was a remake of Brosnan Goldeneye where everybody was replaced with cardboard cutouts with no charisma, including Bond.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:43:23 AM No.712406546
>>712404135
Licensed games faded out in the 2010s because of rapidly skyrocketing development costs and times. You couldn't release scheduled tie-in games for movies like you used to be able to. Now all you get is maybe a mobile game.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:44:24 AM No.712406617
Going by the Bond game, I'm going to guess the next James Bond movie under Amazon's full creative control will have Bond as the minority white in diverse modern Europe/America.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:12:49 AM No.712408598
I miss this Goldeneye format of missions for games, more FPSes should have had it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:47:09 AM No.712410639
>>712408598
looking forward to Agent 64
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:49:24 AM No.712410772
>>712410639
I hope it's not shit. Demo looked promising even though it annoyed me with its use of shadow maps instead of just polygonal shadows carved directly into the map geometry.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:43:27 AM No.712413852
>>712408598
>Goldeneye
>TWINE
>Perfect Dark
What else?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:53:17 AM No.712414418
>>712413852
TimeSplitter series. Granted, Free Radical is ex-RARE.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:10:51 AM No.712415345
>>712413852
>>712414418
I think the old Medal of Honor games(PS1, PS2 era) did that too.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:13:09 AM No.712415490
>>712413852
Thief series.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:35:41 AM No.712416769
>>712413852
Nightfire I think
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:21:07 AM No.712419337
And queer!