ITT patches you wanna see to a game - /v/ (#712421378) [Archived: 1184 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:00:20 AM No.712421378
OIP-1872752129
OIP-1872752129
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Other than balance changes

I wish they'd finally fix Sniper's sign holding pose so I can snipe and then shove it in their faces properly
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:24 AM No.712422080
i'm 100% convinced they're conveniently ignoring it because they already hate the objector existing since people can put naughty pictures on it
so far it's low on the radar and no journalist scum (*spit*) have made a stink about it yet, but if they update it in such a way that brings attention back to it they'll have a melty
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:46 AM No.712422517
>>712422080
schizo
hope they do get rid of them just to piss off toddlers who pay money for cosmetics. play on a real server that doesn't ban sprays.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:29:48 AM No.712422953
What w
What w
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>>712422517
>perfectly coherent statement
>"schizo!"
why do underages always speak like this? do you lot even know what your memespeak words mean or do you just bark them hoping it accomplishes something?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:31:19 AM No.712423041
>>712422080
I think they just don't care, dude. They made the pose for the Saxxy and they're not gonna put in the effort to make a new one now
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:32:18 AM No.712423102
>>712422517
>complaining about tf2 monetization 15 years after it was introduced
>on an objector nonetheless that cost 30 cents to put whatever image you want on it.
>implying sprays were removed because valve wanted that objector money and not because nigger bots were spamming images promoting their hacks on them
bait used to believable, but you got me to reply so I guess it worked.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:33:28 AM No.712423147
>>712423041
yeah but that has nothing to do with my question which is why anon got so weirdly angry about this and then went into that e-kiddie behavior or pretending everyone who says something that upsets him is crazy


also the objector isn't
a paid cosmetic.....
but that's kinda besides the point...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:51 AM No.712423348
>>712423102
i agree with the first two points, but, to be fair, sprays were removed because of a big drama that turned out to be false

some people started spreading rumors that if people put CP on a sign and it saves to your cache, you could get busted for it
this is false because it's stupidly easy to detect if cache files made it to the cache from the game, or if an image file was saved to/from there manually
well turns out some of the people spreading this were just covering their own asses because they have kiddie porn saved on their PC and lied about it coming from a game, other idiots believed them, journalists, as usual, got mad about something they don't understand, and back then TF2 already had like 1 guy untangling the spaghetti now and then so he just decided it's easier to remove them than to get into legal problems

now that we know it's all false they should bring them back but the reason they don't is likely simply so as to not do anything that'll get anyone's attention
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:38:34 AM No.712423438
hmmmmm
hmmmmm
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>>712423348
>Can't have fun pictures on a sign because journos will get offended
>Can't have sprays because journos are idiots and fell for a lie
>F2P's muted for years because journos who don't understand what a bot it got angry over "racism"
So what you're saying is we should [glowpost] all game journalists?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:47:28 AM No.712423974
Hand Cannoneer
Hand Cannoneer
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>>712421378 (OP)
i want to see handcannoneers buffed in age of empires 2: definitive edition
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:57 AM No.712424153
>>712423974
oh. other than balance changes. ive been up for 20 hours, whoops.
i'd like to see a patch where villagers don't get randomly stuck while chopping trees or take a super long path to do something.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:07:20 PM No.712425057
>>712422953
"schizo" has become the new "autist" which became the new "person I disagree with"
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:12:43 PM No.712425337
>>712425057
You did occasionally see it used on the old web but it's usage became way more common in recent years and that stems directly from modern psychobabble entering the social lexicon, psychotherapy speech convincing normalfags that anything that scares them is just someone who needs to be silenced or medicated and everything they dislike and disagree with is a result of some medical disorder to coddle them and make them feel like the only real human beings on earth

Don't worry, kiddo, you don't gotta feel icky yucky about having opinions that someone else doesn't hold, that's NOT normal, that's NOT natural, everyone should agree with you! If they don't, just remember, they're not right in their mind, you're the default and everyone else is just messed up! Keep on shopping for a new therapist to tell you what you wanna hear, everyone is crazy but you! Smilely face (:
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:42:44 PM No.712426958
>>712425337
>>712425057
while i don't disagree with either of you, there are a lot of deranged people on this website who spout absurd bullshit that has no basis in reality.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:36 PM No.712427246
>>712426958
True, but you have to admit the use of psychological speak has kinda gotten out of hand and is falling into the exact same thing we see irl where normative people who speak out of line get labeled with some disorder that forever dubs them untrustworthy, same here, people don't reply with "schizo" to someone going "I JUST KNOW NINTENDO MADE MARIO RED BECAUSE COMMUNISM AND LUIGI IS A LESBIAN BECAUSE I ATE CHIPS YESTERDAY SO NOW I AM POO ON MY MICROPHONE TO UNLOCK LUIGI BOTTOM TEXT", no, they reply to people making a perfectly logical and coherent statement that simply angers them
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:11:48 PM No.712428627
>>712426958
Like what? If there's a lot of them, then you won't have a problem showing specific examples, right?