Are you going to play Date Everything?

> Date Everything! is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2201320/Date_Everything/
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/date-everything-switch/

>>712422680 (OP)
why would i play a game that's making fun of visual novels??? if anything, i want this to flop. the west needs to stop making these.

>>712423804
>making fun of visual novels
what do you mean

>>712422680 (OP)
>100 fully voice acted datable characters
How many of them are attractive females?

>>712423917
https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/video-games/Date-Everything/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33039855/fullcredits/

>>712422680 (OP)
Sure sounds interesting, I just hope the writing isn't shit.

>>712423968
0. Damn

>>712422680 (OP)
If it's safe enough to be on Switch, then no. If it doesn't feature AI conversations, then no.

>>712424108
>What I want
Sex & AI conversations so it feels like I'm actually dating/speaking to something with a personality.
>What I get
Puns

>>712424234

>>712422680 (OP)
>le heckin' wholesome irony VN
When will this shit trend end? Do any of these fucking things even make money?

>>712424445
That monster school game made enough money to get several sequels.

>>712422680 (OP)
Shill your wokie garbage elsewhere faggot faglord

>>712423968
>100 characters
>I don't want to fuck any single of them
Holy fuck

>>712425567
so what? you can't fuck them anyway
it's dating, not sex

I watched 2 minutes of footage and laughed when they introduced some ugly looking freak and said "beautiful". Your phone is a bald nigger woman.

I'm sure you'll be able to get this in a bundle like how Dustborn is in a bundle right now.

>Jean Loo Pissoir

to be loved by someone beautiful that i can erase with my delete button
please, india, release ai slop games for me

>>712423804
There's a line between "making fun of" and "laughing along with the tropes and having fun with archetypes" It's like one punch man I guess.

It still might be terrible, but clearly it's tryign to have fun

>>712422680 (OP)
Dating sims were, are, and always will be a dogshit genre and I'm happy it's getting flooded with shitty unfunny reddit meme games. This is probably going to be the most obnoxious, unplayable woke slop ever made, but if it does serious damage to the genre it will have my respect.

I like the idea that sex in this game is just you nutting on the furniture.

>>712424108
It's also on PlayStation and Xbox

>>712428079
Same thing, but apply it to those console marketplace too. A dating game where you can place it on a console is dogshit.

>>712428118
Why?

>>712428163
They're SFW

>>712426562
Hating out debra is the easiest way to out yourself as a zoomer.

>>712428220
Nobody did

>>712428192
It's a dating game, go to Pornhub

>>712428335
If sex isn't 80% of your dating, you've either never dated, or you only date online.

>>712428380
If it makes you happy to believe that...

>>712428460
You'd be right if your entire dating experience was single white mothers with black fathers that don't wanna have another child, but in reality, dating is 80% sex.

>>712422680 (OP)
I can't wait to get cucked by the cuck chair. I guess I'll have to stand and watch while someone sits in my chair.

>>712422680 (OP)
Dating is boring.

>>712429353
I'm sure dating you is