Okay boys, it is time to remind them. THIS will be the definitive thread that defines /v/ going forward until the PS6 comes out. Let them all quake in the rubble of their tendie SHOVELWARE.
No more games. The gloves are off. It is time to show these clowns why SONY ALWAYS WINS. And why tendies must be left wallowing in their SHOVELWARE.
I'm tired of entering these comfy Switch (and now Switch 2) threads, seeing tendies pretending to have fun with their SHOVELWARE, when we all know they aren't having fun with their SHOVELWARE, and that it is us who is having all the fun. But NOT with SHOVELWARE!
We shall now UNLEASH upon them... EVERY. SINGLE. PS5. EXCLUSIVE (according to Wikipedia).
Yeah, they're gonna cry but don't feel any pity for them. It's their fault for buying an expensive SHOVELWARE platform.
Okay bros... let's do this!!!

>>712425514 (OP)
And right off the bat, we got a real barnstormer. 1917 the alien invasion remastered! A remaster of a 2016 game that is otherwise available on Steam. Now, we don't even have 4 metacritic user ratings on this bad boy yet, but give it some time! It only came out in Feb (yep tendies, this one is hot off the presses, we STILL gettin' new* games!). Alright, let's not leave these tendie bitches in suspense. Next banger!

>>712425552
Aliens. Yep. That's the title. Just Aliens. But don't let the deceptively simple title fool you tendies. We lovin' this bad boy right here! Can't get enough of this. Just a reminder Nintendo fags... PS5 EXCLUSIVE!!! You can't play this on your babby tablet, or anywhere else. This is why Sony always wins baby!!

>>712425603
Well well well, what do we have here? A relatively BRAND NEW IP? Just for Sony Chads? Yep! Don't mind if I do! Now haters will say this is what we would call a toddler baby game if it was on a Nintendo system, but let's be real, the themes handles in Astro Bot are actually quite complex and suited more for mature gamers such as ourselves.

>>712425673
Awwwww shit, no the fuck they didn't! Sony coming through with yet ANOTHER Astro Bot classic. Future generations of tendies will cry themselves to sleep knowing that we got to slam this shit back in the day. Again, don't let "playroom" fool you. Coz dis a game we playin' fo' keeps, ya heard! Shiiiieeet. Sony always wins baby!!

>>712425731
… okay, so haters will say this is shameless cheap SHOVELWARE and a cheap knock off of another similarly titled baby game. But I guess I'd say that ish too if I didn't have a B_A_S_E_D console that can run this absolute demon of an exclusive Sony title!

>>712425786
Yeah okay, I can hear the tendies seething already. "Wait, you guys call Nintendo classics that score 95 among critics and users as SHOVELWARE, what the FUCK is this shit!?!?!?", but dat's just coz dey haters, and THAT is why Sony always wins baby!!

>>712425514 (OP)
>>712425552
>>712425603
>>712425673
>>712425731
I don't care whether this thread is genuine or a tendietrannoid falseflag
all consolewarcucks aare subhuman and don't deserve to live

>THE SHELVES WERE FULL I TELL YOU FULL!!!!

>>712425851
Uhhhh, did anyone order some b.ased VR kino? Sony dishing up the goods right here with this epic 21st century take on Pong, but forget that black and white shit! We got up to 5 colours on screen at da 1 time. Wicked!

steamoids mad at the pee ess quintuple because their messiah can't even count to 3 (three)

Definitve list of never evers on the Nintendo Brick 2 (no games):
>Death Stranding 2
>Clair Obscur: E33
>Ghosts of Yotei
>Pragmata
>Lies of P: Overture
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
>Silent Hill F
>Hell is Us
>Resident Evil 9
>Lost Soul aside
>Gears of War: Reloaded
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Stellar Blade
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
>Doom: The Dark Ages
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
>Mafia: The Old Country
>Dying Light: The Beast
>Hell is Us
>Marathon
>Ninja Gaiden 4
>Metal Eden
>Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
>Killing Floor 3
>Grand Theft Auto 6
>Onimusha: Way of the Sword
>The Elder Scrolls 6
>Nioh 3
>Mortal Shell 2

>>712425980
Woah! Even I, a season PS5 expert, did not even know about this one! We got so many non-SHOVELWARE instant classics that we got crazy good titles like this sneakin' by even an old dog (and mature gamer) such as myself! You bring the smores! Coz Sony is bringing the kino! So join us a the campfire brother! (No tendies allowed!)

>>712426036
… Okay, so haters will say this is literally just a fucking clock that you change the time on based on text instructions on the screen. But all I have to say to that is... it sounds like... the clock is... ticking for Nintendo. Because time is almost up, tendies! Bet your SHOVELWARE machine don't got this Sony exclusive on it, do it?

>>712425673
>the themes handles in Astro Bot are actually quite complex and suited more for mature gamers such as ourselves.
lol more coherent argument than the dumbfuck spics of /v/ have made for this baby slop

>>712426082
Yeah so this one right here? This is for the hardcore sports fans but Sony has decided to shine a little light on a less appreciated but definitely B.A.S.E.D outdoor extreme sport. Climbing up a rock! Don't forget to collect those green gems, baby! Sony always wins! Tendies are always stuck with SHOVELWARE!!

>>712426132
Remember 3rd person horror classics like Resident Evil games? And the Dino terror of Turok? Well Sony said "Fuck it mayne, I'm a evil sick genius. I'ma mash them shits together, ya heard?" and we been waiting on this beast of a title ever since. HOPE YOU LIKE PURPLE, TENDIES. COZ YOU GONNA BE SEEIN' A LOT OF IT!!!

I love Xbox thobeit

>>712426181
I dunno, you dodge colors I guess? THIS IS NOT SHOVELWARE YOU SEETHINIG NINTENDIE FAGGOTS.

@Grok Are these posts written by AI?

>>712426238
Did anyone order some spooky deep space zombie action? I'm thinking this is definitely more bays'd than anything a tendie has ever booted up in xhe/xer life! Sony always wins baby!!

>>712426308
Yeah they have these machines outside in real life where you can win actual prizes but uh... no way in hell am I goin' out there when I got all these B*A*S*E*D Sony exclusive titles to play.
YET.
ANOTHER.
BANGER.
Read em weep tendies, you SHOVELWARE addicts.

I knew things were bad for them but holy shit. Snoys are suffering. And then the deportations started this week? I’m gonna take it easy on them for a couple days.

>>712426368
Uhhh… ughhh… just buy it and give it a positive review please. Just hold your nose and think of the trophies! And sorry tendie haters, but this is still not SHOVELWARE! So keep crying, bitches!

>Shovelware on the ps5 is the same quality as Nintendo 1st party games

>>712426420
Mmmmm, anyone order a hot serve of CHINESE KINO!?!? If the China Hero bros keep serving up these kinds of delish dishes, I'm thinking the CCP might actually be kinda D>E>S>A>B (<--- hint: is it worth it? lemme work it! Put mah thang down flip it and reverse it!)

>>712426478
Did you tendies SEETHE when you saw us Sony chads get to walk (and walk... and walk... and walk...) through the broken dreams of a pretentious, ostentatious wannabe auteur who could never make it as a filmmaker, so now he's unloading his existential angst and petty tyranny on a fanbase captured by his earlier more successful works that succeeded because of a broader team and with the guidance of people who actually knew how to keep this megalomanical faggot's ego in check? Well guess what SHOVELWARE lovin' tendies? We 'bout to do it again, only this time there's a number 2 after it!!! Sony wins again baby!!! (may actually become a multiplat)

>>712426526
Yeah okay, so you can play the vanilla version elsewhere but this remaster (or dare I say... rePLASTER lol) is gonna make tendies cry and seethe coz it is yet ANOTHER Sony exclusive that no one else gets to play. Enjoy your SHOVELWARE tendies!

>>712426614
It's time to go back to where it all began! Even in 2009, FromSoft had PERFECTED game design. This is why it doesn't even matter if all their new "games" are multiplat or even Switch 2 exclusive SHOVELWARE. All I need right here is muh Bloodborne (never ever, PC fags) and muh Demons' Souls. SONY WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

>>712426669
I bet you tendies get triggered by seeing yet ANOTHER b_a_s_e_d Sony woman of colour representin' fo' mah beaufitul blaq kweenz! Not since Twisted Metal have you coward cracker jacks seen software this extreme and powerful!
SONY.
EXCLUSIVE.
PERIODT.

>>712426734
Okay, so this one is not to be confused with a game with the exact same title on Steam. That one is clearly just SHOVELWARE. But this sucker right here? This shit is SO realistic and convincing that it's not even legal to show images of the gameplay online. I heard that because it was so realistic, several Canadian doctors thought it counted as getting a medical degree and now there are several ongoing malpractice lawsuits in the Brampton area. RIP to the victims and thoughts and prayers to their families. But sometimes, you wanna Red-Pilled omelette? You gotta break a few B^A^S^E^D egss! Sony always wins baby!!

>>712426780
This gem masterfully blends high definition graphics with SOVLful low poly character design. It's like the best of both worlds, old school and da new school takin' these tendies to class! Bet you suckaz wish you had this non-SHOVELWARE as a tendi exclusive. Sorry haters, PS5 EXCLUSIVE!!

>>712426872
This 27 minute long epic will leave your spine tingling like that time my "waterproof" TEMU prostate massager went haywire in the shower. Lesson learned. Here's another lesson, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME AT 3AM HATERS! THIS IS NOT SHOVELWARE!!! IT IS A SICK PS5 EXCLUSIVE!!

>>712426940
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the glitch. Bitch. This time, we in da backroomz, playa!! Don't say I didn't warn you fools! Play at your own risk kid. ANOTHER. PS5. EXCLULSIVE. The hits just keep on comin'. THIS IS NOT SHITTY FUCKED CUNTY SHOVELWARE!!!

>>712427002
$17.95 AUD??? What is that, 10 bucks USD? Fucking bargain much!?!? Tendies will be giving us the evil eye when they see us having the time of our lives with this non-SHOVELWARE smash hit!

>>712425514 (OP)
Stop downloading the thumbnails!

>>712427064
ANOTHER. CHINESE-BRO. BANGER.

>>712427126
How the fuck does any sane human being include this on a Wikipedia list of PS5 exclusives without a whiff of shame or self awareness? I guess... life finds a way! Not SHOVELWARE haters!

>>712427084
Some of the images are literally just that big when opened in a new tab lol.

>>712426669
Where is the Switch 2 exclusive fromsoft game?

>>712427187
Awwwww hell yeah, my boy is back and he lookin' hella well fed! But he still hungy fo' some mo'. Just like me with these crazy Sony PS5 exclusive titles that are not SHOVELWARE and cannot be played on any other interactive video based gaming device or system. Sony bros are eating good, just like our Dino bros in-game!

>>712427248
Haters will say that something like this would represent just 0.002% of an ensemble of mini-games on the Switch 1. But I say you a punk bitch that plays SHOVELWARE, hoe! HAHAHAHAHA, I LOVE THESE GAMES AND I AM NOT LOSING MY SANITY OVER MY LOYALTY TO A MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION THAT FORCE FEEDS ME SHOVELWARE SHIT WHICH I THEN PROMPTLY PROJECT ONTO OTHERS WHO ARE CLEARLY ENJOYING THEIR HOBBY MORE THAN I HAVE IN YEARS.

>>712427313
Oh yeah! My boy Frogger just got dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century for a MUCH needed revamp! Another PS5 exclusive tendies! Seriously, how are you still in this thread? How have you not roped yet? Are you that addicted to your precious SHOVELWARE?

>>712427381
Zamn! We finna be collectin' mo' fruit then a SIE news email list! Haters have never seen AI box art of this calibre before. This is beyond anything that the SHOVELWARE addicted tendie mind can comprehend.

>>712427456
So, you think you're a gamer? Then I have a quest just for you, if you think you're man enough! (Sorry, tendies need not apply! SHOVELWARE niggas NOT welcome!)

>>712427527
Much like the double sworded fighting style of the fabled sword saint Miyamoto Musashi, this bad ass heroin is non-binary! And sorry, this gorgeous gal is only for grown men! Not pedophilic little boys who have western beauty standards like expectations that women not be ugly bull dykes! Diversity always wins baby!!

>>712427580
Yet. Another. CCP. Banger. What's in the water over there!? Besides mercury.

>>712427647
I have a need. A need for golden speed! This is not SHOVELWARE and if you dare reply to this saying it is, I WILL KILL MYSELF!!!

>>712427705
Aight, I'm not finna lie. From the title I was hoping we would get some top tier gooning content here but still, this PS5 exclusive has some amazing pared back character design for those who found the spheres used in Drunken Superhero too intense! If you use the S word, I am going to fucking scream! This game is NOT that. Only tendies play the S word.

>>712427767
Alright, I think this is another game that has the exact same title as a different game on Steam but like the last time, this is the REAL fame you want coz dat other imitator is SHOVELWARE. No gameplay screenshots online coz if tendies saw it they would shit their adult depends.

I way prefer xbox but this is how i'm looking. Main account on left, alt on right. Game i'll be getting eventually
>gears of war reloaded
>dead rising deluxe remaster
>silent hill 2 remake
>resident evil 4 remake
>dead space remake

>>712427815
Once you've put in 1,000 hrs on that rock climbing simulator, you're officially a big boy and you can step it up (way up! lol) to hang glider simulator. Dabbing on tendies from on high with yet ANOTHER PS5 exclusive. Ready to trade in your SHOVELWARE shit box for some real games, kid?

>Fuming this hard because the Shitch 2 has no games

>>712427820
Curious why the alt especially that level of progress?

Remember when this list was about 10 games? We won, Sonybros

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category%3APlayStation_5-only_games

Remember, you can't play these on other consoles, sorry :)

>>712427929
Basically just ps5 games, no ps4 titles on that account. If I could move my ffxiv account over to that one, I would.

>>712427881
If you liked the blockbuster Ocean's Eleven franchise, then you are gonna LOVE this underrated PS5 exclusive gem. Don't let the playstation store front image fool you, this baby is a real hidden treasure and currently selling for a steal!

>>712425514 (OP)
>"comfy" thread is nothing but malicious trolling
Most self-aware sony fan

>>712427981
Ah, now here we have one for the weebs and the dweebs (comic book nerds, specifically). Get ready to Naruto run rings around the cringe SHOVELWARE Shitch opposition with this super stylish and hardcore superhero simulator that is NOT. FUCKING. SHOVELWARE. Just yet another PS5 exclusive that makes tendie toddlers seethe and cope and cry themselves to sleep, haha! Sony always wins baby!!

>>712427951
>someone actually created redirects from one list to another list

>>712425514 (OP)
I don't know if this is a tendie falseflagger or a snoyfag having a trolling spree, but I'm laughing my ass off. Cheers!

>>712428047
Yo tendies, you know how we call you guys Nintendo dick riders? Well the only thing Sony Chads are riding is.... HYPE!!! And it's long and girthy!!! goldensonychad.jpg BONUS ROUND!!! The platinum here is so fucking cheap it's almost free! Just like the PS5 is SHOVELWARE free! Just gold plated Sony endorsed PS5 exclusives!!!

>>712428138
Some fags would market their games by using the word hyper. Or turbo. Or boost. But you know you swimmin' wit' da big dawgs when you boot up mother funkin' HYPER TURBO BOOST! Only the realest devs can use all 3 in one title and get away with it. This shit is so cash that the gay pro-Nintendo cultist games "journos" are too fucking scared to touch this one. What'sa matter tendie cucks? Too afraid to review a REAL MAN'S GAME? One that is definitely not SHOVELWARE and a PS5 excusive?

>>712428216
Okay, we need to cool our jets Sony bros or we finna burn out like a dying sun. Psyke! SONY BROS NEVER DIE. But seriously, if we needed to cool off then I got just the title. 2 words. Ice.
Jump.
Nigga.

>>712428275
What's that? You think a western Sony bro can't be a patriotic Murican just coz ba*ed Sony are japs? Well what's more Murican than AI generated images of scantily clad women and the celebration of trans fat laden fast food? Maybe DJT's ball sweat? P. S. 5. Exclusive. Not. SHOVELWARE.

>>712428348
If the dazzling RGB delight that was that ping pong VR game was too much then it's time to take things back to the good old days of black and white media! Know what? I'mma just let the BA$$$$ED dev of this one cook these tendie babbies:
"This short, interactive study isn't a traditional game but a debate of different aspects of game design, pros and cons, and why such questions are essential."
Damn. Can tendies even handle something that deep?
I rate this badass fucker TRIPLE s tier. That stands for short (but) sweet, and SHOVELWARE (.....NOT!!!, psyke tendies)

>>712426025
Those are some fine Personal Computer games.

>>712428423
Yeah so uh, this is happening!
*SLUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPSSSSSSS in Sony PS5 exclusive superiority*
Yet another actually attractive woman of colour, not your weird disgusting pedo fantasies of grown women with long hair and large breasts. Ugh, grow the fuck up.

>>712428480
This non-SHOVELWARE strategy or matching or whatever is too complex to even play on PC. That's why only the power of Sony can contain it.

>>712428480
>Sony PS5 exclusive* superiority
*Also available on PC at a later date.

>>712428561
Oh thought it was over? Boom. Sequel bitches. Non-SHOVELWARE classics tend to get them. Not that tendies would know.

>>712428649
Aight, them to heavy hitters got me in a mood. So how about a deep math joke to lighten the mood? What do you get if a tendie tries to get over the massive pile of SHOVELWARE in front of him, but cubed? That's right! Jumpjumpjump! Best thing about this dope shit is that it aint SHOVELWARE. Why is this pain unending? Who thought that any of this was a good idea. Please. Help me.

I know it's petty but this thread is funny

>>712428726
Endless runners are back and better than ever baby! Sony always wins!! Another PS5 exclusive that is not available anywhere else and is not SHOVELWARE.

>>712428785
Once again, I can just imagine that the tendies will cope and say "If that was a Switch 2 exclusive you'd call it a baby game!"
Bros, we know better huh. Takes more than amazing graphics and art design to distinguish this masterpiece from tendie baby games. In fact, all a game has to do is not be on a Nintendo system and WE get to decide that that makes it different. Sorry haters, we don't make the rules. Because if we did we'd have to be consistent so we just make shit up as we go along.

>mfw snoys get so utterly btfo they have to make bunker coping threads to self-soothe

>>712428852
Okay okay, enough for the boys. Coz we got universal mass appeal on our side. Or hell, the fellas can just enjoy this too. Unleash your inner horse girl Sony Chads! Aint no way SHOVELWARE has ever looked as good as this PS5 excusive title that is bound to our preferred system of choice and which is available nowhere else and this fills me with immense pride and zero regret about my consumer decisions.

>>712428921
Oof! Massive third party exclusive get. And definitely will NEVER show up on PC a year or 2 after release! I just hope in true Chad Sony fashion they put a few pride flags in, and some progressive story beats. Logan (James Howlett to da realest fanz) says TRANS RIGHTS!

This thread will not change the fact the PS5 has the fastest selling console launch of all time if you ignore stock shortages, it's pure cope

>>712429028
Some people say shit like this is dime a dozen SHOVELWARE. I'd say that too if all I had to play on my Fisher Price tablet was actual SHOVELWARE that is exclusively bound to one system like shit stuck to a blanket, and which shames the platform that presents this filth as though it's a boon to its exclusivity library...

>>712429075
We bout to nuke the opposition with this one right here! VHS survival horror was just about to die 7 years ago but then, BOOYAKASHAAAA!!! SONY COMES THRU CLUTCH WITH YET ANOTHER PLATFORM EXLUSIVE!!!!

>>712429137
"If that shit was on the Switch you retards would call it a shitty flash SHOVELWARE game from 2004", hahahahaha, that's what you bitches sound like.
Where do I want this ADDITIONAL exclusive? Just throw it on the mountainous pile out back, Mack!

>>712429197
Like fucking Hollow Knight had a baby with Cuphead except it doesn't suck and is a non-SHOVELWARE PS5 exclusive. I can't take this much winning.

>>712429265

I feel like I played this game in a browser 20 years ago

>>712429265
I'm surprised there aren't more awesome exclusives like this. I for one relate to anime girls quite a lot. I tend to use them as my profile pics on social media, as do most Sony Chads. Love it. Keep em coming Sony!

>>712429324
Nintendo is just a paper tiger and everyone knows it. Speaking of which...
Tendies could never. All they can do is cry "unity default lighting and skybox" and run away seething lol!

>>712429302
Impossible, hater. PS5 exclusive!

>>712429383
Stray? No thanks! I'm straight! I'll take the Sony PlayStation 5 EXCLUSIVE 'Paws and Clean' instead.

>>712429450
China bros. Plz stop. This is TOO MUCH WINNING. And tendies, stop saying that we would call this sweatshop produced chink shit if it was a nintendo game. We would, but that's our prerogative.

>>712429498
Tendies are gay but not us. What could be more butch than an American fireman? That's right. One that hit you with dat light skin stare. Oh fuck, wait what? I mean, a fireman with guns. Nintendo obsessed cult "journalists" couldn't handle this. Probably coz they're only used to reviewing SHOVELWARE.

>he's still going over an hour later posting every minute after the post timer is up
now this is dedication to the bit

>>712429556
Uhhhhhh, wait a second. I thought bad games don't get sequels!? Then I guess the first one was bAsE|) and the next one will be too.

>>712429616
When Nintendo biased journos say a game is "yeah, just okay. It's alright" that actually means it's probably the greatest game ever made. Sounds about white.

>>712429556
>that score
lmao this thread is hilarious, you're alright OP

What the fuck is going on here

>>712429686
If the previous black and white exclusive wasn't stimulating enough then this one has bright coloured lines! Just like my bedroom's bisexual RGB LED lighting!

>>712429565
Coping Snoy boys are worth the effort but yeah, easily the most retarded thing I've done all year and it's June.

>>712429749

In an attempt to boost their exclusive numbers Sony recently expanded the definition of what an exclusive game is for PS5

It did not have the desired effect

>>712429767
Dino bros, I told you we eatin' good on the PS5. And this is just the EXCLUSIVES! If raptors aint your jam (weirdo) then we got you covered with everybody else's other fave. The god damn T-Rex baby! Sony always wins. We don't even know what SHOVELWARE would hypothetically look like.

>>712429749
Just haters getting baked alive by the power of the Golden Men of the Sun (fans of the Sony corporation, which is my personal close friend).