Zero hype for this junk

Welcome to the future, Jesus will be returning soon.

>>712431520 (OP)
Update your script botbro, we're already past the sales announcement.

>>712431520 (OP)
If you know a friend or family member suffering from Nintendo Derangement Syndrome (NDS), sit down and talk with them today.

>>712431520 (OP)
Definitve list of never evers on the Nintendo Brick 2 (no games):
>Death Stranding 2
>Clair Obscur: E33
>Ghosts of Yotei
>Pragmata
>Lies of P: Overture
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
>Silent Hill F
>Hell is Us
>Resident Evil 9
>Lost Soul aside
>Gears of War: Reloaded
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Stellar Blade
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
>Doom: The Dark Ages
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
>Mafia: The Old Country
>Dying Light: The Beast
>Hell is Us
>Marathon
>Ninja Gaiden 4
>Metal Eden
>Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
>Killing Floor 3
>Grand Theft Auto 6
>Onimusha: Way of the Sword
>The Elder Scrolls 6
>Nioh 3
>Mortal Shell 2

>>712431520 (OP)
3.5 million units sold in 4 days

>>712431814
Is this the new copypasta cope?

>>712431814
>Gears of War: Reloaded
They aren't sending their best here

>>712431814
All slop I can pirate on PC.

The only reason i'll even be buying one is to play switch 1 games. I don't own a switch 1
Even then I think i'll wait for the OLED+ models.

>>712431892
All by scalpers.

>>712431814
Reminder Snoys thought this list put PS5 in a good light lmao

when I remember all snoys are lefty retards it doesn't surprise me that they're so disingenuous all the time

I can't wait to laugh at all you tards when the PS6 more than doubles the sales of this tendie junk.

>>712431520 (OP)
Weird cope.

>sells 3.5 million
>in 4 days
>without even needing to hype people up
Incredible. It can only do better.

>>712433883
PS6 is hardcore fucked. PS5 could at least sell on playing PS4 games in 4k. PS6 wont get any exclusives and there is no meaningful way to improve PS5 games that justifies a 700 dollar price tag. 120fps is not nearly as valuable as 60 (compared to 30). Most wont care, most wont buy.

>>712431520 (OP)
>>712432170
>>712433883
snoytroon bot

>>712431520 (OP)
Im hyped for it. But not for the beta test early access version.

Im waiting for he Switch 2 OLED with 1TB internal memory with 2 slots for SD cards. Both for express Cards and normal cards.

>>712434829
Get ready to suck cock, sissy.

>>712435469
meant for >>712431520 (OP)

>>712431814
they dont care

>>712432462
still money

>>712431814
I have zero desire to play that slop

>>712431814
do people really just have 1 console? I always thought the best way to play games was to at least have 2 consoles and a PC. whether it was Wii60 days, or PSSwitch4 times. Even now I'm comfy knowing i have the Switch 2 for the new nintendo games, a PS5 for sony exclusives and GTA6 and a PC for the rest. Are people who do console wars just poor?

>>712436031
Disgusting. Nintendo freaks really are the apple fags of gaming.

sony wn with palworld
xbox won with aniimo
mobile game with rocko kingdom and the new honkai game

fartendo low effort garbage with pokeslop hahahaha

It flopped tendie sisters...

>>712431520 (OP)
3.5m