This game is pretty good. With didn't the PS5 fags here talk more about it? Feels like playing a more polished Nier with some Souls elements, combat flows very good.

>>712438835 (OP)
anon this board is tendies, poorfags with last gen consoles or 1060s, there's like 4 people with a ps5, everybody just plays gacha shit and hates everything that's new

>>712438930
Yea I noticed terrible place. I want old /v/ back when you could talk about new games.

>>712438835 (OP)
there really wasn't an opportunity
the whole discourse of the game has been dominated by the meta narrative before the game even released

>>712438835 (OP)
i really enjoy the combat learning the parry timings and using the perfect dodge is actually really fucking fun in the boss fights, i just stay in their faces and try to dodge all their damage super fun.

>>712439027
yeah I'm moving to reddit, you with me bro?

I'm so tired of ESLs, bros.

>>712439027
>I only wanna talk about the newest AAA slop
Plenty of places for that

>>712438835 (OP)
I literally told you to play the fucking thing telling you it was evolved Sekiro but since the poorfags here can't buy a PS5 it was pointless.

>>712439770
ESLs own this place bitch, go find some other place you can claim as your own nigger

>>712439770

Okay since this is just the decent SB thread.
I will just say that I fucking love how every little area has its own music. I kinda laughed out loud when after repairing the solar tower in the desert the music suddenly changed to biker country music like what the fuck

>>712439770
It sucks yeah

Because the discussion about this game was drowned out by
>lol it flopped
and
>some retarded pollack spaming the same shit 200+ times per thread

>>712438835 (OP)
nice fucking textures faggot

I bought the game day one, I fucking loved it

it gets a bit repetitive by the end if you're trying to 100% the game. it's a good game though.

>>712438835 (OP)
>combat flows very good.
it flows horribly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NgX_eN3gj8
Enjoy your slop thoi.

>>712439993
EOL nigger*

>>712438835 (OP)
I didnt talk about the game because even months before the game came out, it was full of dedicated shitposters and raiders doing everything they could to shut down discussions. I've had the words "Stellar Blade" filtered for more than a year now. I always hoped and waited for the day you guys could play it, and I'm happy its here and its doing so well

>>712438835 (OP)
>With didn't the PS5 fags here talk more about it?
Not enough cinematic walking around, protag not ugly enough.

>>712438835 (OP)
Surprise surprise anon, a game just suddenly doesn't get an overwhelming positive review on steam and this many paying costumers if the game was shit. We already have plenty of coomer f2p games that prove that.
Stellar Blade may not be the greatest action game out there but man it is breath of fresh air.

>>712438835 (OP)
>why didn't the PS5 fags here talk about it
Seriously? Between tendies seething and PCfags always putting down anything that's not day 1 on their platform, what was the point? Most PS5 threads/posts you see here are likely falseflaggers.
This whole board is pretty much tendies and PCfags.

>>712440392
this many bots*

>>712440451
By that metric every game is botted, but why did Sony not have more bots in their first party flagship games than this 2nd party korean game?

>>712440267
It flows awesome, this guy is just a retard who insists on comparing it to Bayonetta instead of comparing it to Sekiro when it's obviously far more heavily modeled after Sekiro. Stellar Blade is just "what if we made Sekiro look stylish?" it never pretended to be anything like Bayonetta and with the exception of a "perfect dodge" mechanic has absolutely no deliberate mechanical overlap with Bayonetta whatsoever.

>>712440392
>Stellar Blade may not be the greatest action game out there but man it is breath of fresh air.
It's literally just a porn game bro.
99% of steam reviews are gooner reviews and barely mention the gameplay. Stellar Blade's sales are just a testament to how porn-addicted males are nowadays.

>>712440427
the truth is that most of those "tendies" are also just pcfags pirating the games. which is why /v/ immediately turned on the switch 2 which has games you can't play on pc (yet).

The ESL levels here are astronomical.

>>712440579
If it was just a porn game I would literally just play skyrim or fallout 4 anon. Those games have actual sex mods.

>>712438835 (OP)
People wouldn't shut the fuck up about it, what is this revisionist history?

>>712440590
Oh I won't be surprised. I think it's likely that pcfags are the ones that falseflag the most in order to instigate console wars.

>>712440847
I think anon means about the actual game, and not the persistent screeching and asspain that has gone on from a month before release to this very day

>>712441386
To be fair, most people still aren't talking about the game, it's just porn. I am looking forward to playing it once it goes on sale though.

someone explain the lore and story of the game.

>>712440546
>this guy is just a retard who insists on comparing it to Bayonetta
He only superficially compares it to Bayonetta when describing Eve's appearance. You were obviously too triggered to continue watching. I don't even think you're accurate in saying this game is similar to Sekiro. I haven't played that game, but people often describe that game as a dance for the killshot. Stellar Blade is just stringing moves until you get your meter up for a big special.

>>712441680
Nier: Automata, which shares the post-apocalyptic setting of Nier, takes place thousands of years after the original game's events.[12][13] The Nier fictional universe exists in an alternative timeline within the Drakengard series.[12] While carrying over the Drakengard tradition of a dark atmosphere and branching storylines, there is no direct narrative connection between Nier: Automata and the rest of the series.[12][14][15] The story is set in 11945 AD, and revolves around a proxy war between the human-made androids and an invading army of alien-made Machines.[16][17] Though they are prohibited from having emotions and lack true names, each android has a distinct personality.[16][17][18] The "YoRHa" android forces are commanded from the Bunker, a reconnaissance base that orbits Earth. Fending off the Machines, the YoRHa forces fight alongside pre-YoRHa Earth androids known as the Resistance.[19]

The game's initial protagonist is 2B (short for "YoRHa No. 2 Type B"), a YoRHa combat android whose main traits are her calm and composure.[16][17][18] 2B is accompanied by 9S (short for YoRHa No.9 Type S), a male "scanner" reconnaissance android who displays more emotion than other YoRHa units. The game later introduces another player character named A2, an obsolete attack android who often acts alone.[18] The androids are supported by Pod 042 and Pod 153, floating, box-like robots that act as ranged weapons.[13][19] The game's primary antagonists are Adam and Eve, twin controllers of the Machine Network; and the Red Girls, a construct within the Machine Network. Other characters include the Commander, YoRHa's top officer; the resistance leader Anemone; Pascal, a machine who dislikes conflict and wishes for peace; Devola and Popola, early androids who suffer discrimination from the actions of their model series; and the original Nier character Emil, who has lost his memories in the intervening years after the original game.[5][13][19]

>>712441786
That's Nier's story, and you just copy pasted that from google.

>>712438835 (OP)
What Atari Jaguar game is this?

>>712441771
Sekiro is about parrying multiple attacks in sequence until you break their poise. Stellar Blade's combat is also built like that but unlike Sekiro you have a lot more moves and more freedom in how you want to play, at least for a game where you both have only 1 weapon.

>>712438835 (OP)
Niggas did talk about the game being fun to play. But those threads got shitted up by the anti gook posters so they turned into chaos.

>>712445176
By the anti-gook poster, culture war tourists that could only talk about her being sexy and pro-gook "muh everywhere else except Korea is dying" poster.

>>712445176
When did anyone ever talk about the gameplay? It was always "gaming is healing" and a shot of Eve's ass, then the polack shows up to spam his marriage shit.

>>712438835 (OP)
I did not like the combat at all. There's a reason nobody discusses the actual game.