I want to go back boys. The good ol days playing GameCube with the bros.
>>712447943 (OP)Oh god a black guy failed to save you from the fat white bitch?
She's obese. I only like skinny women.
>>712447943 (OP)Something is wrong with your bro.
Having a fat gf might be nice for sex but then they probably don't do anything else.
Eve from Stellar Blade if Stellar Blade was developed by Naughty Dog.
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Yes, my dear,
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP
>>712447943 (OP)I haven't had sex in nearly a year so, yes, I would.
I had sex this morning. Still would
>>712447943 (OP)I do not believe that to truly be one of your bros.
>>712448473i havent seen this copypasta since 2019 and i was thinking about it today....
>>712448668The gays are all in europe, huh. That checks out with the Greeks and all.
>>712447943 (OP)Obesity is so common in America now that American dudes find fat girls attractive
>>712447943 (OP)I want to put my face in it.
>>712448740THIS DUDE LIKES FAT CHICKS HAHAHAHAHA
>>712448852but enough about your obese mom
I fell for the BRAP memes and sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now. Help. I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul- crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up
distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened. I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.
>>712448950That's right. What about it? Your mom around?
>>712448409I used to have a fuck buddy, a fat columbian woman, the first time was great, riding my dick like i was the last man on earth. After that it was just me on top and she just lay there, got bored after a week. I wouldn't recommend fucking fat girls more than once.
>melee disc
Fucking bastard
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>>712447943 (OP)Jfc what kind of bros did you play with?
I want to play with them too.
>>712448970>Health Survey for Englandget a load of this retard
>>712448264anon that's not a skinny woman that's an asian man, it's an honest mistake but still
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>>712449020parasissies, we got another one
>>712448460You like whales. Your opinion is of no value.
>>712449187I will break your cheeto dust covered fingers off.
>>712448089Sheโs Asian and her boyfriend is white her onlyfans is good
>>712448970in america and the uk obisity rates are high because of black people
>>712449020This is why you shouldn't be on the internet. Why the fuck would you think a shit hole would ever smell like anything other than shit? Did you think at ALL?
Obviously not, since your response was to consider being gay, which is NOTHING BUT SHIT HOLES.
>>712449020Now sniff a man's asshole