Thread 712467073

What's "woke" about this?
>the black characters make sense cause they're real Africans not race-swapped white people
>African artifacts in western museum were objectively stolen
>saying "they were traded" is invalid because whoever traded them away never had valid ownership
>the developer is based on Africa and isn't just spoiled college kid California liberals

I don't get why chuds are having a melty over this one. If you're not interested just don't play it, why shit all over the game for being "woke" when the premise of taking back your stolen cultural artifacts is pretty based. I bet if some norse or christian artifact was held in an African museum 10,000 miles away you'd support white people taking it back.

>>712467073 (OP)
It's not.
If anything it's a bit based, depending on how you read it.
However there are people that will say "everything is woke and you have to point it all out".

>>712467073 (OP)
>saying "they were traded" is invalid because whoever traded them away never had valid ownership
Then why do they want them now?

Just letting you know for your next bait thread that you made this one too wordy, OP. Ragebait needs to be a little less verbose, especially since we have too many retarded ESLs here who can’t read all that.

>valid ownership
You didn't even try, discord tranny

>>712467073 (OP)
that game looks so fucking ugly and stupid
op you are a retarded nigger please kill yourself

Taking back your cultural artifacts to preserve them for your own people is based as hell and anyone mad at that probably doesn't respect their own culture.

>>712467073 (OP)
>"don't get why chuds are having a melty over this one"

It's literally just old plain racism

>>712467073 (OP)
My only complaint is that the description of the game gives the impression it's concord 4.
Until i actually saw gameplay footage, i was expecting the same shit, not a nigga thief platformer dash thing.

>>712467073 (OP)
>What's "woke" about this?

>>712467073 (OP)
To me it's not woke but it is nigger bait. A game for black people and their allies.
Meaning that it is not for me.

>>712467350
>>712467194
>>712467073 (OP)
You've said based in every post now, but you dont seem to know what it means, woketard

>game about niggers
>plot is centered around looting
you cant make this shit up

>>712467073 (OP)
I dont think it's woke. I think it looks boring as fuck, is a crappy cartoony payday with even less depth, and is fucking hilarious how the only idea they had for a black-centric game is 'make them steal shit'

>>712467350
>to preserve them for your own people i
a lot of the shit in museums was taken because tribal savages and religious freaks like the muslims would just destroy everything after winning a conflict for being "evil" and "of the enemy"

It's not, really.
People are just clowning on it for being a game about black culture centered around stealing.

>>712467276
ESL here and I agree. I just saw OP's mucho texto and gave up after the second sentence. But by that point I also realized it's a bait thread.

>>712467446
You don't know that 'based' came from 'thank you based God' from a nigger's rap song 14 years ago.

>>712467512
Brits stole mummies to eat them.

>>712467073 (OP)
>>saying "they were traded" is invalid because whoever traded them away never had valid ownership
>'Yes, my ancestuhz made deez axes wit dey own hands, I will now trade them to dee white man foh dee black powdah, becuz dey are now obsolete in comparison.'
>'UHHHHHHM AKSHUALLY MR BLACK AFRICAN MAN YOU DON'T HAVE LE VALID OWNERSHIP HERE'S A LINK TO SOME RANDOM BUZZFEED ARTICLE EXPLAINING WHY'

>>712467073 (OP)
>African artifacts in western museum were objectively stolen
yes let us return the ancient artifacts to africa where, at last, they can be enjoyed by the african people and definitely not some nigger warlord who will yoink it for his personal collection despite hoarding 99% of the wealth in his dogshit country already

>>712467073 (OP)
i don't know anything about the game but from what you're saying the characters should be race swapped into white to make up for all the race swapping of white characters

btw remember that the best definition of woke is:
>misrepresentation of reality
which can be just a feeling sometimes

>>712467073 (OP)
What's that ugly brown thing?

>>712467073 (OP)
They're ugly and I have nigger fatigue

>>712467073 (OP)
Those artifacts wouldn't have value in the first place if the British hadn't preserved them though.

>>712467073 (OP)
Everyone is just laughing at it because it's a game about black people stealing things and it's made by a bunch of white millennials.

>>712467073 (OP)
Would be a shame if you lived on land that was stolen (it would mean that you're not the valid owner of any of your possessions).

If DEI/woke shit actually gave a shit about minorities they'd be doing hot characters gay people can like
the fact that they only do ugly trannies and niggers is proof that it's just corrupt people trying to make everything worse

>>712467643
>Brits stole mummies to eat them.
and the locals would steal EVERYTHING else, what's your point?

>>712467073 (OP)
you stupit

who is having a "melty" over this literally who game?
please turn off the Discord for a few hours and go outside xir

Still no explanation on how its woke

>>712467073 (OP)
>they have to take back these precious artifacts because the ones they had in their home country have long since been forgotten or destroyed
LMAO!

>>712467073 (OP)
The only thing that's really wrong with it is they frame it like some righteous justified crusade to steal from museums and act like everything was already "stolen"
Would be better if they just played it straight and made the protagonists morally ambiguous thieves who want their culture's artifacts back.
They barely dove into the plot so it's too early to really tell what it's about but I'm not holding my breath.

>>712468368
its "we wuz kangz" woke, rather than "fiery but mostly peaceful protests" woke

>>712467073 (OP)
>YOU WHITEY STOLES OUR AR-TAY-FAKS

>>712467073 (OP)
actual africans consider african americans to be white

>>712467073 (OP)
>real Africans
Ok, doesn't stop them from having a victim complex about things that didn't actually happen to them.
>African "artifacts" "stolen"
You mean a bunch of clay dolls, lip disks and neck rings taken from villages that were raided, killed and desecrated by a rival tribe that no one was laying claim to and people decided to showcase them in a way to at least try to give some historical significance to a continent that for 90% of the land coverage has not made a single worthwhile thing?
>Never had valid ownership
Welcome to the majority of things in a museum, better destroy them all. Also, you do know that most of the things in US museums are on lend from their country of origin, right? We don't lay claim to them, many of them were returned a long time ago and the ones you see are mostly replica.
I'm sorry OP, its terminal.

>>712468368
No one steals artifacts. Africans don't preserve their history. The white man had to do it. Woke is denying this fact because white man bad

>game portraying Russians as bad guys
I sleep

>Game portraying british as bad guys
REAL SHIT

>>712467073 (OP)
>is invalid because whoever traded them away never had valid ownership
Define valid ownership? What am I saying this is another GCJ cuck crying and trying to argue shit he can’t.

>>712468052
Who even gives a fuck, just because they didn't have planned obsolescence back then doesn't mean they have any value today. We should be destroying the past so we can do whatever we want today without people crying about nostalgia.

>>712467073 (OP)
shitskin culture war
I asked for them to make their own games, and they have. I won't play this and it's not made for me. Oh well.

What I'm not going to do is have a meltdown that the black person game made for blacks has too many blacks in it. That makes no sense. Just move the fuck on with your life and let this shit quietly flop

>trailer of the game dropped one day
>just some random shitty indie game
>more threads about it on /v/ than anyone else on the internet instead of being forgotten like most indie games

Why?

I just don't like looking at black people.

>>712467073 (OP)
I don't really give a shit about the politics. It just sounds like a shit game
From what I understand it's Payday with not even a fraction of the variety.
Payday has banks, museums, drug labs, highrise buildings, apartments, storage yards. The list goes on
This has, uh, museums, I guess? Maybe the rooms swap locations everytime?

>>712469241
you know that one dude with the hat? same thing but targeting a different outrage base

>>712467073 (OP)
You only have to look once to know that this game will just be another steaming pile of shit

>>712469241
they dont get traffic on their websites so they come here.

black people don't have "artifacts". They never had a wheel, or a boat. They eat most of their meat completely raw and this includes eating other people because 90% of them are cannibals.

Anything "historic" a black tribe "owned" was also a stolen relic from another civilization like the egyptians(who weren't black) or the arabs(who aren't black) or the indians(who aren't black) or the asians (who aren't black).

Dog shit far-left propaganda, the game.

>>712468918
>noooo i didnt steal your TV, im preserving it!

>>712469459
If you look at the trailer, most of the "artifacts" are literally "wooden mask" or "animal skin drum" tier

>>712469241
Asmongold

>>712467073 (OP)
It's whatever. I suspect it's going to bomb, and i won't be buying it. I have nothing inherently against it, and the concept reads as ridiculous, but that's fine for a game.
It just isn't made for me, and thus I shan't spend a dime.

>>712469459
there are a few exceptions.
I always think of that tribe that mysteriously stumbled upon the secret of smelting steel before any other known civilization.... and promptly lost it because someone died without passing on their secret in their tiny group of mudhuts.

>>712469056
It's super simple. If you're an oppressor. You're not a valid owner.

>>712468368
It just is, okay?

>>712469813
Nah. Conquest is valid ownership or the history of the world doesn't line up with modern nations anyway.

>>712467073 (OP)
>tranny hands typed this post
Anyway, niggers gonna nig. Include my post in your screencap you share on your Discord while you and your fellow failed men dialate. YWNBAW

>>712467073 (OP)
woke = non-white

how have you not gotten this by now?

>>712469857
Colonization is never acceptable. It needs to be undone by force. If you belong to a colonizer country your history needs to be erased.

>>712467073 (OP)
>the developer is based on Africa and isn't just spoiled college kid California liberals
Pic related is the CEO of the development studio

>>712467073 (OP)
People always say blacks/wokes should make their own games insteat of trying to change established franchises to pander to them.

Isn't that what this is? I dont want to play this or a game like Vali-Date but isn't this the most ideal situation?

>>712469927
>not white
>most wokes are white Karens
wrong again retard

>>712470060
What's your point? White karens are programmed to be self hating

>>712470060
>most wokes are white
Wrong, retard

>>712469104
>so we can do whatever we want today

like what?

>>712469976
Immigration too?

>>712470207
Like gaslight the populace into believing that blacks were kangz, jews are our greatest ally, and dreadlocks weren't stolen from white people.

>>712468918
Who cares? Knock it off with this white savior bullshit. It's not your place to save the world, you fucking pale skinned devil.

>>712467073 (OP)
Nobody wants to play as an ugly woman, nuff said.

Putting aside all the obvious race and politics stuff, I'd be down for a museum heist game, but why was the gameplay they showed just some sidescrolling runner?

>>712469813
So then none of the Africans are valid owners because their entire history is oppressing each other and destroying each other’s stuff.

>>712467073 (OP)
>Game where you play as a black character and the entire premise is stealing
Blacks are too stupid to see this

>>712470424
Because they just picked categories at random like a fresh save of Game Dev Tycoon.

What are "African artifacts" even supposed to be? A bone from a tribal shaman's nose? Or is that a game about sub-Saharan bantu groids stealing Egyptian things because they WUZ?

>>712467073 (OP)
I for one support the existence of this game. Game has niggers and the objective is to steal so it makes a lot of sense. Based developers putting an accurate representation of them. Not buying so it will be doubly fun when the studio goes under and everyone gets fired.

>>712467073 (OP)
>the developer is based on Africa and isn't just spoiled college kid California liberals
South Africa so they're spoiled white African college kids.

>>712467073 (OP)
>what's woke about a bunch of niggers stealing shit from whitey???

>game centered around african culture
>it's about stealing and named relooted
You honestly just can't make this up, feels like a shitpost

>>712470864
The latter

>>712467276
Ai dios mio this hermano is correct esse I can't make heads or colas of this. Arriba siesta muoy caliente!

>niggers stealing back artifacts they were going to destroy anyways is ok
>whites taking back their land in North America after shitskins attempted genocide on the native Solutrean people is not ok
explain this?

Its high tech african team of treasure hunters and they use a fucking mud hut with grass shelves for the ancient treasures.

>>712471336
There is no logical explanation, it's all just a mask to kill whitey and introduce a global communist regime propped up by billions of uneducated and unlanded brownoids.