Thread 712468142 - /v/ [Archived: 1140 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:19:59 PM No.712468142
CrashB
CrashB
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Why has it never been surpassed even to this day?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:22:19 PM No.712468340
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/nLZM4SuSR5UIQ6WEpBgP5Q/
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:23:48 PM No.712468473
Mario 64
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:23:57 PM No.712468487
Crash_Bandicoot_2_Cortex_Strikes_Back_Game_Cover
Crash_Bandicoot_2_Cortex_Strikes_Back_Game_Cover
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but it has
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:24:23 PM No.712468527
>>712468473
Plays worse
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:25:24 PM No.712468606
>>712468142 (OP)
Spyro
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:25:55 PM No.712468647
>>712468473
Mario 64 is so fucking trash compared to Crash and Spyro.

>absolutely atrocious camera constantly getting stuck on terrain, spazzing out, facing the wrong direction, refusing to go where you want it to
>slippery and awkward controls, especially in underwater and snow levels
>2D Mario's momentum and physics work in a 2D environment where you always have a perfect view and perspective of the action; it's significantly worse in a 3D environment where you are constantly fighting the camera and there are fundamental limitations to perspective/depth perception
>these momentum and physics are especially egregious when the movement is relative to aforementioned awful automatic camera that refuses to go where you want
>constantly boots you out after every star and makes you retread each stage a half dozen times all the way from the beginning of the stage with a tiny stupid piecemeal change
>dial a combo system for platforming
>overall level/enemy/hazard design are extremely basic and boring
>constant easter egg hunt for random bullshit grows old very quick
It feels like a glorified fucking tech demo for 3D movement. You need fucking 6 inch thick nostalgia goggles to still convince yourself it holds up today
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:26:15 PM No.712468678
>>712468527
enlighten me please
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:26:56 PM No.712468739
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>>712468142 (OP)
https://youtu.be/uu6i3xHJ7mQ?si=NHk41it6z7i3A2d5
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:27:03 PM No.712468751
>>712468606
Only the first Spyro is good and it's more of a short easy collectathon for children. It's a very simple one-and-done experience.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:27:18 PM No.712468771
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>>712468487
I get it, but I'm still bummed out that there was no game completion reward that let you have Crash 2's moveset in Crash 1.
Like, maybe not Crash 3's because at that point you'd just completely rip the game a new asshole, but it'd be fun to have the slide and bodyslam in Crash 1.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:27:28 PM No.712468791
>>712468647
Thanks for the pasta it always makes me laugh, specially the dial a combo shit.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:27:30 PM No.712468794
>>712468751
Spyro 2 is way better
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:28:23 PM No.712468864
>>712468771
In the remakes, I mean, obviously I didn't expect them to peer into the future and see the good ass crash 2 movement and backport it into crash 1 on the ps1.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:28:28 PM No.712468873
>>712468739
Every time a Crashfag talks shit, just post this video.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:28:58 PM No.712468925
how come there's a schizo for literally every game who can't stop spamming the same threads?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:30:29 PM No.712469049
>>712468925
They geniunely believe that if they keep posting their shit they'll make whatever game they hate impossible to discuss and change its reputation.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:35:44 PM No.712469568
>>712468925
You probably need to learn about psychiatric disorders to know that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:58:03 PM No.712471547
>>712468925
Specifically in this case it's a fag who got mad that someone said Crash was a better game than Mario 64 and keeps making this thread over and over hoping that he can bruteforce the narrative that crash bandicoot fags are annoying.