Thread 712469176 - /v/ [Archived: 1166 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:31:48 PM No.712469176
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Maybe I'm just getting old but this shit stopped being fun.
It's funny when it's a rare occurrence. Rage inducing in the moment but something you laugh back on.
When it's every other race, the joke just gets old. Trying to love this game but it's just so unfun online ngl.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:34:57 PM No.712469493
I think a lot of people are forcing themselves to revisit Mario Kart because it's the only thing out on Switch 2 right now and having the same reaction lol. I get that "the best racer doesn't always win" is part of the whacky casual friendly appeal but eventually you're gonna get tired of it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:35:20 PM No.712469534
>>712469176 (OP)
That's how I've felt for every MK since Double Dash.
That said, this is easily the most fun MK since Double Dash.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:39:13 PM No.712469859
You never take 1st position if you don't have protection against blue shell.
Also, skill issue for not seeing the blue shell coming and hitting the brake.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:39:17 PM No.712469865
>>712469176 (OP)
I find doing time trials extremely fun. Now it's easier to train them because you can just go to the track in freeroam and go at it without having to reset and watch the long as fuck animation for starting a race.
Otherwise the game is kinda lackluster.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:13 PM No.712469939
>>712469176 (OP)
You stole this tweet, word for word. Shame anon.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:49 PM No.712469986
>>712469176 (OP)
This situation is timeless. Itโ€™s fun just to kill time or play with friends online. I wish I could find it but I took a video editing course in school in the late 90s and I showed the class footage of this happening to me in Mario Kart 64, me getting stunlocked from 1st to last. They had so much equipment but they had I guess youโ€™d call it a tv tuner back then in a junk box and I found out you could record not just tv shows but even gameplay. Direct capture back then not even recording a camera to the tv that would give the crappy moving lines effect. I invited friends over and this happened naturally while we laughed our asses off.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:56 PM No.712469998
krabbyland kart
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:41:08 PM No.712470016
>>712469176 (OP)
why is there so much bloom? this looks like a game from 2008
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:41:21 PM No.712470031
>>712469176 (OP)
Unc crashing out in mario kart :skull:
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:41:25 PM No.712470040
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>>712469176 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:41:52 PM No.712470074
>>712469176 (OP)
>The straight courses make it difficult for the frontrunner to gain enough distance to maintain their place if they're hit by an item
>The straight course makes it difficult to pass a large amount of people without items
>Items are extremely effective at passing people because the openness of the straight courses leaves a lot of room for boosting through grass
>The actual courses are only at the end of the race, you basically only have one lap to create distance between yourselves and the rest of the racers
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:42:52 PM No.712470161
>>712469176 (OP)
out fucking skilled
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:43:30 PM No.712470227
>>712469176 (OP)
Why did you push for 1st if you didn't have any protection against a blue shell? You do understand that the guy that was in 1st at the start of the clip let you pass him, and he took back 1st as soon as the blue shell locked on you, right? He was letting you win.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:44:22 PM No.712470310
>>712470074
>NOOOOOO ITS DIFFERENT MY AUTISM CAN'T PROTECT ME???? WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:44:38 PM No.712470339
>>712470074
I think a lot of the issues people have with this game are because of the straight courses, as predicted by nearly everyone
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:46:01 PM No.712470464
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>>712469176 (OP)
Is it truly every race, or is this shitter just salty about the usual Mario Kart shenanigans?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:46:06 PM No.712470476
>>712469176 (OP)
Its not ypu anon, it's just the shitty game. It doesn't feel rewarding or fun at all when it's just chaos. Most matches are just a coin toss. I've learnt to stop caring now and it lessened my motivation to continue playing. Just feel satisfaction you're good at the game but the game will punish you anyway.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:46:45 PM No.712470526
>>712469176 (OP)
Blue Shell in World has a ridiculous hard lock point.
>>712470074
Can you just stop regurgitating easily disproven garbage already?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:47:47 PM No.712470623
>>712469176 (OP)
Boys we have a badass contrarian over here
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:49:05 PM No.712470732
>you will get fucked by a blue shell in front of the finish line
>and you will be happy
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:49:37 PM No.712470774
>>712470040
So? Doesnโ€™t make it wrong
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:50:11 PM No.712470834
It's so wacky and chaotic :p :p isn't that fun??? :p
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:50:43 PM No.712470882
SRB2Kart is simply the better game
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:51:12 PM No.712470928
>another crying shitter thread
simply epic
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:52:38 PM No.712471062
>>712469176 (OP)
I don't even have to play it to see those inbetween tracks were a terrible fucking idea
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:53:45 PM No.712471171
>>712469176 (OP)
>get hit with blueshell in an extremely tight race with every other player
>WHY DID I DROP SO MANY PLACES I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET FIRST!
get fucked gaijin goomba
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:54:42 PM No.712471256
>>712470882
I tried but I've had it hardcoded into my mind that drifting should always be started by a hop. If my character doesn't hop, it feels completely shit to me, plus it doesn't help that the game is overly complicated for no real reason other than "lmao its supposed to be".
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:56:51 PM No.712471445
>>712470074

Intermission is where you build up your coins and items to use when you enter the track. The only problem is people using thunder too early and fuck you up.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:58:07 PM No.712471551
>>712471256
there's actually a mario64 racer pack that does this hop. I think the game is pretty simple unless you're talking about the sequel which I'd agree with. That game blows
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:59:11 PM No.712471650
>>712471551
>unless you're talking about the sequel
oh... yeah I guess that ring racer game is the sequel?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:00:00 PM No.712471725
>>712470040
>Pay $600 + tax for mario kart
>surprised when it plays like mario kart
AHAHAHA JAJAJA
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:01:28 PM No.712471857
>>712469176 (OP)
MK8 is better
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:01:45 PM No.712471873
>>712469176 (OP)
the only mario kart i ever played was the first one and i didnt like it
bye
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:03:09 PM No.712471993
>>712471650
yeah it's really bad. Try out srb2kart, it plays pretty much exactly as the older mario karts. I host my own server with friends using the modpacks I stole from the /vm/ thread
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:05:28 PM No.712472230
>>712469176 (OP)
It's simple: don't be a faggot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:06:19 PM No.712472282
>>712469176 (OP)
You've been binging the same wahoos for 30 years. What did you expect?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:08:18 PM No.712472458
>>712470774
But it does make OP a faggot.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:46 PM No.712472582
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>Remove the piranha plant item and add a gold shell that does literally nothing because its predictable to avoid and REWARDS the other racers ahead of you
>Thunder cloud doesnt come back when it would be way better with 24 racers
>Hidden stats are back so now this game will have some god awful meta like 8 did
>You also still have to mash the item button for faster items when the spinner should be near instant when youre in a lower placement

I dont get it
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:12:22 PM No.712472835
>getting filtered by mario kart, a game even literal babies can win if you hand them a motion control steering wheel with automatic accelerating on
holy fucking lmao
I get there are some subhuman brownoids on this board but this really takes the cake
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:29 PM No.712473483
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Games are supposed to be fun, but Mario Kart World's online is literally anti-fun. It'd be one thing if it had a skill ceiling like DS, Wii and vanilla MK8, and It'd be another thing if it facilitated actual tournaments well like MK8D. But in its current state it is deliberately tuned to punish someone for trying to have fun that it makes Mario Party look fair in comparison. The playing field is so big and the item spam is so frequent that you can't even have a real "race" and are instead engaging in a one-way car combat game. So what is the point? Nintendo could have added all sorts of additional modes to allow the game to be fun, but they chose not to. They literally made people pay $500 to not have a good time. Unless you're a time trial autist (based) you will just end up hating Mario Kart World because its gameplay is inherent against the company's own design philosophy.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:21:35 PM No.712473665
>>712470526
>Can you just stop regurgitating easily disproven garbage already?
I've played the game more than you and in fact have played every Mario Kart more than you.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:37 PM No.712473773
>>712473665
No, no you have not.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:50 PM No.712473802
>>712471445
then what's the point? are you actually defending putting around for 5 minutes
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:26:12 PM No.712474141
>>712472582
>He played Mario Kart or any Nintendo game seriously
That's where you went wrong
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:32 PM No.712474350
>>712469176 (OP)
Why does every creature turn to face the camera every jump. Ick
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:29:39 PM No.712474461
>>712469176 (OP)
Seems like if they cut out everything but the second half of the last lap the end result would be the exact same, the rest of the race doesn't matter.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:30:37 PM No.712474542
I haven't played a Mario Kart in 20 years, when did they start hopping off the Kart making a little peekaboo basedface like a popup book for actual children?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:31:56 PM No.712474669
little bro got rekt by a blue shell LOL
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:39:29 PM No.712475371
>>712474141
64 and Double Dash were more intuitive and fun with better item usage