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Anonymous No.712473989 [Report] >>712474092 >>712474102 >>712474962 >>712475096 >>712475390 >>712475976 >>712482302
Doctor Freeman, I presume?
Anonymous No.712474087 [Report]
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
Anonymous No.712474092 [Report]
>>712473989 (OP)
Why aren’t you a blue fox?
Anonymous No.712474102 [Report] >>712475601
>>712473989 (OP)
Not my Alyx
Anonymous No.712474163 [Report] >>712474375 >>712474670 >>712480701 >>712480797
This scene would be considered woke in a new game
Anonymous No.712474198 [Report]
I love my DEI wife!
Anonymous No.712474375 [Report]
>>712474163
Nu Alyx would be like:
>Rebels have to fight for their freedom...just like how my people did
Anonymous No.712474670 [Report] >>712480568
>>712474163
>implying it isnt
I love HL2 to death but Alyx is the worst part of the whole franchise, she's thankfully very sparse in original game but gets fucking annoying in episodes. Her role should've been filled by Barney or Shephard instead of quirky black woman with a robot dog.
Anonymous No.712474962 [Report]
>>712473989 (OP)
...
Anonymous No.712475096 [Report]
>>712473989 (OP)
She looks like she fucks white physicists
Anonymous No.712475272 [Report] >>712475824 >>712476193
I replayed the episodes and ep2 was so much worse than I remember. so much fucking talking and standing around and KYAA GORDON-SAN I RUV YOU
Anonymous No.712475390 [Report] >>712475893
>>712473989 (OP)
Eli wants grandkids
Anonymous No.712475601 [Report]
>>712474102
F U L L Y
Anonymous No.712475824 [Report] >>712476636
>>712475272
I think the episodes are still all right but you're completely right, the pacing absolutely blows compared to the main game and it's not like that one doesn't have plenty of unskippable first person cutscenes too. At least there you get to play for hours at a time just going at it alone. I also hate that both episodes take all your guns away at the beginning, they're really not long enough to make collecting them again feel like meaningful, well thought-out progression. Pretty much why I replay the episodes only once every five years and the main game like five times a year.
Anonymous No.712475893 [Report]
>>712475390
PLEASE FUCK MY DAUGHTER GORDON
I KNOW YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ALL OF TEN MINUTES BUT PLEASE IMPREGNATE HER FERTILE, YOUNG WOMB GORDON
Anonymous No.712475976 [Report]
>>712473989 (OP)
woke
Anonymous No.712476026 [Report] >>712476174 >>712477328
Favorite track? For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9LiZ0Rf_k
Anonymous No.712476174 [Report]
>>712476026
https://youtu.be/Bvw6ZxKtGRs
Makes me feel
Anonymous No.712476193 [Report]
>>712475272
EP2 is the best half life game you retard
Anonymous No.712476416 [Report]
>cp violation
Anonymous No.712476476 [Report]
OUTBREAK OUTBREAK OUTBREAK
Anonymous No.712476636 [Report] >>712477580
>>712475824
collecting guns is a dumb meme anyway, halflife barely has any gun variety.
Anonymous No.712477328 [Report]
>>712476026
>irl male_07 doesn't look like male_07 anymore
>you could be friends with the real male_07 and really not know it because of what he looks like now
Anonymous No.712477580 [Report]
>>712476636
>halflife barely has any gun variety.
Yeah it does, it has
>melee weapon
>useless plinker
>one shot weapon
>rapid fire plinker
>rapid fire plinker+ (oneshot secondary)
>close combat oneshot
>long range oneshot
>grenade
>antitank
Anonymous No.712477681 [Report]
The combine seem to be destroying the hive to get all the honey, bit stupid as far as aliens go
Anonymous No.712477995 [Report] >>712478045 >>712478149
Doctor Freeman, I presume?
Anonymous No.712478045 [Report]
>>712477995
awooga
Anonymous No.712478149 [Report]
>>712477995
If the model looked more like that I'd actually try that mod. But holy shit does it look bad.
Anonymous No.712480568 [Report]
>>712474670
describe why she's bad, other than
>not white therefore bad
Anonymous No.712480701 [Report]
>>712474163
It always was.
Anonymous No.712480797 [Report]
>>712474163
Woke in theory but in practice cute girls are sent to gulags.
Anonymous No.712482302 [Report]
>>712473989 (OP)
Gotchu, senpai
*ahem*
*clears throat*
*gets into character*
It's FreeMAAM