Doctor Freeman, I presume?

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT

>>712473989 (OP)
Why aren’t you a blue fox?

>>712473989 (OP)
Not my Alyx

This scene would be considered woke in a new game

I love my DEI wife!

>>712474163
Nu Alyx would be like:
>Rebels have to fight for their freedom...just like how my people did

>>712474163
>implying it isnt
I love HL2 to death but Alyx is the worst part of the whole franchise, she's thankfully very sparse in original game but gets fucking annoying in episodes. Her role should've been filled by Barney or Shephard instead of quirky black woman with a robot dog.

>>712473989 (OP)
...

>>712473989 (OP)
She looks like she fucks white physicists

I replayed the episodes and ep2 was so much worse than I remember. so much fucking talking and standing around and KYAA GORDON-SAN I RUV YOU

>>712473989 (OP)
Eli wants grandkids

>>712474102
F U L L Y

>>712475272
I think the episodes are still all right but you're completely right, the pacing absolutely blows compared to the main game and it's not like that one doesn't have plenty of unskippable first person cutscenes too. At least there you get to play for hours at a time just going at it alone. I also hate that both episodes take all your guns away at the beginning, they're really not long enough to make collecting them again feel like meaningful, well thought-out progression. Pretty much why I replay the episodes only once every five years and the main game like five times a year.

>>712475390
PLEASE FUCK MY DAUGHTER GORDON
I KNOW YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ALL OF TEN MINUTES BUT PLEASE IMPREGNATE HER FERTILE, YOUNG WOMB GORDON

>>712473989 (OP)
woke

Favorite track? For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9LiZ0Rf_k

>>712476026
https://youtu.be/Bvw6ZxKtGRs
Makes me feel

>>712475272
EP2 is the best half life game you retard

>cp violation

OUTBREAK OUTBREAK OUTBREAK

>>712475824
collecting guns is a dumb meme anyway, halflife barely has any gun variety.

>>712476026
>irl male_07 doesn't look like male_07 anymore
>you could be friends with the real male_07 and really not know it because of what he looks like now

>>712476636
>halflife barely has any gun variety.
Yeah it does, it has
>melee weapon
>useless plinker
>one shot weapon
>rapid fire plinker
>rapid fire plinker+ (oneshot secondary)
>close combat oneshot
>long range oneshot
>grenade
>antitank

The combine seem to be destroying the hive to get all the honey, bit stupid as far as aliens go

Doctor Freeman, I presume?

>>712477995
awooga

>>712477995
If the model looked more like that I'd actually try that mod. But holy shit does it look bad.

>>712474670
describe why she's bad, other than
>not white therefore bad

>>712474163
It always was.

>>712474163
Woke in theory but in practice cute girls are sent to gulags.

>>712473989 (OP)
Gotchu, senpai
*ahem*
*clears throat*
*gets into character*
It's FreeMAAM